Hey, let’s try to get caught up on RHONY recaps during these trying times. And perhaps while we are at it we can be a little bit less judgmental about how we are all getting through these scary times. We are all doing the best we can. We are all afraid and making whatever choices we need to make to get through this. No one needs anyone’s advice on what they are or are not eating, drinking, smoking, etc. We are all grown and don’t need to be preached to at the moment. Thanks.
We start on the high line. I haven’t been to NYC since that was put in. Then we are back in the boxing gym with that crazy boxing coach who calls Tinsley, Tinsdale. Tinsley is still irritated with Dorinda telling her what to do all the time. Dorinda is a bossy bitch who wants to tell everyone else what to do. Dorinda is obsessed. These boxing scenes, while funny are nonsensical. Did Luann just take a swipe at the south? Ramona for once hits the nail on the head. Dorinda is jealous of Tinsley.
Dorinda Is Angry
I know I am in the minority but I don’t care for Leah. And the Luann and Leah connection seems forced. Luann is super judgey of Leah’s apartment. I’m so over the judgey people. Luann lies about her drinking. Dorinda admits she has broken up with John. Who cares? Apparently, it’s going to be the storyline for this episode. So we are going apple picking. Or something. Or pumpkin picking. And peeing in a corn maze it seems. Elyse speaks her one line, “So Dorinda what’s going on with John.”How much are they paying her for this? I’m going to need Leah to learn how forks work. Basically, Dorinda is loosing the cheese off her sandwich too. And she is so jealous of Tinsley.
I do sort of get Dorinda’s pain, but her life story not working out well is not Tinsleys’s fault. So let’s just all go on a hay ride. Leah and Tinsley decide to climb trees. Because, of course. Is Luann really judging Sonja for being drunk during the day at a vineyard? It’s not like she is assaulting a cop. The hubris of some people. It’s time for the corn maze. Because who doesn’t like a drunken corn maze? Sonya and Tinsely pee in the corn maze. Because, wine.
I liked this episode, there just wasn’t much to say about it. It was a fun episode though. But Dorinda is so mean. She’s hurting and lashing out. I can relate. Sonja is wasted. Luann is about to be swarmed with dic pics. So much dick talk. I vaguely remember dicks.
That was the fastest episode ever, but I liked it.