Here is a list ten of things I worry about.
- Kelly Loeffer a paid for moron who Trump made a senator.
- The pandemic and the fact I will die if I get it because I am a horrible person who smokes.
- MURDER HORNETS who could kill me at any moment when I leave the house.
- GIANT LIZARDS. This is apparently exclusive to Georgia. I swear every time I turn on the TV it’s something new. I didn’t even need to know this. I have actually called children off the sidewalk to please get the lizard off my screen door when I was kind of saner and totally sober. I DO NOT NEED FOUR FEET LONG LIZARDS. I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
- Banjo is trying to fucking die on me. He can barely get up the stairs from the back yard. I want to take him to the park!
- REALLY weird weather. I’ve been in the tornado shelter two or three times since this shit started. Now we are going to get a tropical storm or a hurricane.
- The IRS I was doing my own taxes and I just don’t have enough brain cells for that now. My tax folks last year got it wrong. I think I am going to just sent them five dollars and let them sent me a fucking bill. They always seem to know what I owe them. I don’t even want to figure it out.
- The website. It’s tanking. Should I apply for that small business loan? Unemployment? I dunno. The loans are having tragic consequences for people. And am I really unemployed?
- Will my liver give out? Will I ever get to a dentist that I was supposed to go see before this? Will I spend the rest of my life as an alcoholic? How do I write my will? Can the Libyan Embassy come get my Libyan (probably illegal) shit how do I send now?
Bonus round. I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT. That bitch in Spain made me got to bed and miss RHOBH. I’ll get to it eventually. I am learning that I can just do the best I can do. I really NEED the fucking therapy pool. In the meantime, I am going to get drunk and say stupid shit. i am going to lose readers. I have lost readers But I am going to do whatever the fuck I want to do. The one thing I CAN DO is live whatever is left of my life on my own terms.
Do any of you just not give a shit anymore? I just need to sleep for like a month. THEN I WILL TAKE ON HONEY BADGER! lol