Apologies. I can’t for the life of me get my sleep schedule on any sort of normalcy. I somehow slept through most of Sunday. So this RHOA recap is going to end up more like a discussion post. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw some of it. And fell back to sleep in the middle of the show. My overall thoughts on what I did see is that everyone was very extra in the comfort of their own homes.
Titties are out. Is there some sort of rule that the dresses must exposed all the old lady titties? Don’t nobody want to see all of that. Kenya is the only one so far with her breasts covered.
There are so many flashbacks to the season. Eva’s boobs look…odd. AKA tons of filler. Where did all of these women get these outrageous manicures? I have a thing about these long fake nails especially during the pandemic.
Nene Gets Put On Mute
Nene wastes no time in calling Kenya a bitch. Takes one to know one I guess. Also, I forgot all about Married To Medicine LA and my DVR didn’t tape it. Oppsey. The Kenya scenes with Marc are sad. According to Kenya, she and Marc are trying to get things back on track. Andy points out that Marc was “an asshole” on the show. There is a lot of heavy editing here. Kenya cries about Marc. Didn’t she just say they were working things out?
I love that Nene was put on mute by Andy. She’s so rude and annoying. Kenya says that Nene looks like a white woman in drag. She says she doesn’t know if she is looking at the RHOA or a scene from White Chicks. I die. Porsha comes for Eva’s titties. lol. They do appear to be social distancing. lol. Kenya responds to Nene constantly saying that Kenya is not legally married by producing her marriage certificate. BAM! Nene slams her computer closed during a fight with Eva. She said she had to change her tampon. Please, Nene hasn’t had a period in years.
My Head Hurts
Marlo’s tits are all the way out. Kandi is portrayed as the bone carrier and the instigator this season. Porsha is coming hard for Eva. She is pissed that she said her baby looks like Dennis with a bow. The truth hurts I guess because that baby girl looks exactly like Dennis.
Next they talk about the weird relationship between Nene and Wendy Williams. The conversation was about Wendy saying that Nene was not a friend, she’s just a girl over there. Everyone agrees that Nene’s relationship with Wendy was strategic for publicity. Nobody is down for the Porsha and Nene alliance. Porsha claims that Kenya is a fake friend to Cynthia.
Porsha claims that she has a text where Kenya is trying to set Cynthia up. How does Porsha text with those long nasty nails? These women are giving me a headache for real. I need more Kandi and and less of the rest of them.
So what did you think? I was not impressed.