Sorry for the delay on this RHONY recap. I’ve had a lot of backend work on the website this week. And, once I got caught up on that, all I want to do is sleep but only during the daylight hours. So I am way behind. Let’s catch up with the RHONY!
Oh Jacques is back! Luann and Jacques meet for lunch at an outdoor cafe. Why can’t Luann pronounce Jacques? She keeps calling him Jack. Jacques is engaged. Clearly, she is not a hair stylist. Despite the fact that we saw Luann drinking wine on the last episode, Luann continues to pretend like she is not drinking. Jacques is a stand-up comedian now? That seems odd.
Dueling Restaurant Scenes
Dorinda is doing some sort of nostalgia walk through her old neighborhood. If she loved that townhouse so much, why did she sell it? Too many memories. She stops in at the local bistro she used to go to with Richard every week and is joined by Ramona, Sonja and Elyse. Let’s see if Elyse talks at all in this scene. Sonja is on the liquid diet. Me too, Sonja, me too. I’ve been out of wine for days and today was the delivery day. It did not arrive until almost 8 pm and I was dreading not having any tonight. And then my new best friend, my Fed Ex guy finally showed up. I love him! This meeting is all about Dorinda bitching about Tinsley. I am so over this argument. Dorinda is a size six? She thinks she is a full figured lady. I don’t think she is a size six, do you?
In yet another restaurant scene, Tinsley goes to lunch with her mom, Dale. Tinsley tells her mom that she broke up with her boyfriend, Bruce. Dale never met him. Bruce was from Chicago. She admits she dated him in Chicago hoping to run into Bruce. Dale basically says that Bruce probably didn’t want to be with Tinsley anyway. And she takes a jab at her lack of kids. Mothers. What are you going to do? Tinsley is aware that she is the target this season and tells Dale she is not going to put up with it. It seems Tinsley has a backbone after all.
Sonja meets with her business partner about her Target overstock “clothing line.” In shocking news, the fashion show didn’t give her a single new sale. She is trying to do a pop up or something in a store. Good luck with that Sonja. These are clothes that didn’t sell at Target. I’m not kidding! Click the link!
Wait, Luann has invited the girls to a comedy event for an anti-bullying fundraiser? All these women do is bully each other! I am bored and really want to get through this so I can catch up on Top Chef! Leah rode to the show with Ramona who tried to give her advice on how to make things better with her mother. He mother has stopped speaking to her since she decided to start drinking again after nine years of sobriety. Her mother must be furious after seeing her completely wasted, naked and throwing lit tiki torches at Ramona’s place.
A Not So Funny Charity Event
Dorinda asks Tinsley and Leah to go to lunch. Tinsley seems to want to have lunch with just Dorinda. We get lots of scenes of Ramona being a bully to people. Of course she doesn’t think she is a bully at all. The same thing happens with Dorinda. Luann continues to lie about her drinking. The scene where she suddenly needs water and drinks vodka instead was ridiculous. No one serves vodka in a water glass. Then Luann tells jokes about drinking on her probation. This is a total shit show. Then drunk Dorinda gets into it with Leah and Tinsley.
Next week: The shit show moves to a pumpkin patch, where Sonja pees in the corn maze on camera. Because, of course.