I just woke up for the day. Whatever day this is. I think I went to bed for the night at around 9 am this morning. That’s a new record for me. I would still be sleep but Banjo is very insistent that give him his dinner. So I’m going to be doing this RHOBH recap in slow motion. I kind of enacted a new rule that anytime I can sleep without nightmares to give my body a break from the constant stress. Perhaps I should rethink this plan. I have taken out the trash and disinfected some door knob, so I feel accomplished for the day already. Although still no shower. Banjo has been hanging out in “the tornado shelter”. It’s probably my smell. Or all the dog hair I haven’t cleaned up from around his crate. Spring shedding is the worst.
Oh no! I don’t want to see Rinna make Kyle cry! They are my two favorites! Can’t Rinna make Sutton cry instead? Oh and it’s the stupid retreat. Speaking of anxiety, Kyle is struggling with it too because she has so much going on. En route to the retreat, Sutton seems to have remembered her southern manners. Let’s see how long that lasts. Wait, I like the sound of this retreat. There is food, napping, meditation, massages, yoga on the beach, yummy meals and Teddi to yell at me not to drink my calories. I NEED ALL OF THIS THINGS. Sign me up for Surf & Sand Resort please.
Sutton Finds Her Manners
Kyle, Erika and Sutton ride up together first and Sutton is nervous and starting to cry. Well, ain’t that some shit. She’s been a pretentious mean girl to everyone. She doesn’t get to be the crybaby now. Kyle and Erika have her back. I don’t have her back. That is until the crazy boxing with random strangers thing starts. Then I feel for her. I would have to fake illness to get out of that. Dorit managed to miss it and everyone is pissed. For once I don’t blame Dorit. Why must they talk about Garcelle not coming during my massage time? I don’t need this rehashing.
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Drinks at two pm with chips and guacamole? Yes please. Sutton apologizes to Teddi for upsetting her. So YAY! Everyone is fine. Except, nope! Dorit is mad because Teddi knows that Dorit says she was just coming to support Teddi but basically she didn’t want to be there. In other words, production made her come. So now Dorit is pissy with Teddi. I am trying to find out what Dorit’s ridiculous talking head reminds me of. I feel like it is Batman related. I pause to Google. Apparently that is not it. But it is cartoonish. And her stupid accent comes more than it goes this episode. She’s annoying.
Kyle And Erika Lose Their Manners
Teddi has personalized meditation mats for everyone and they decide to stay in a hotel room and bitch about her instead. Teddi is hurt and just rolls them up. YAY! Kyle is over Dorit. Erika says,”Why don’t we just admit that nobody wants to be here?” Good God. No one needs meditation more than these three. I wish they would not show this scene at all and just let me get in some meditation with Teddi by the ocean. Who complains about a spa day? THAT THEY ARE BEING PAID TO ATTEND. All three of them need to just shut the fuck up now.
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It’s fight dinner time! Denise finally arrives. She probably had court with Charlie or something. She asks if everyone had a good time. In other words, cue the arguing! Kyle is pissed with Dorit for being hours late so she could get her hair and make done and have someone help her with her tacky wardrobe. Then she refused to go to mediation and participate in anything other than arguing and eating.
Rinna Makes Things Worse
I was going to skip all the anxiety stuff about Amelia because I really don’t think they need to film all of that. But she is back from NYC after having too much anxiety being that far from home. She wants to transfer her credits to USC. Rinna says she is not going to put her on a rowing machine to get her in. Then I laughed and had to shared. Amelia on the other hand is not amused by the joke. She worries it may hurt her chances of getting in the University of Spoiled Children. And Rinna, if you kid has anxiety and you see paparazzi, maybe don’t show out and try to encourage them? I’m just saying. Not helpful.
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I used to love the scenes with Denise and Aaron but on the last episode, we found out that Aaron gives Charles Sheen a run for his money on who is the most batshit. It’s just not the same anymore. The fires are approaching their new rental house in Malibu. Denise wants to move but she doesn’t want to move her kids. Denise is planning a pizza and ice cream party. She’s so down to earth. Even though it is catered with a party planner.
We get a scene of Garcelle co-parenting with her two boys. They get along, but Garcelle is the strict one. He boys are adorable. They are eleven and already asking for Gucci. Garcelle says that is obnoxious. They each get their own pizzas.
Denise Steps Up Her Game
Denise, the down to earth one, has an out door pizza oven brought in, a sundae bar and of course an ice sculpture of a giant diamond. As one does. Kyle and Dorit are the main event. Dorit is jealous of Kyle’s relationship with Teddi. Dorit is the worst mother of the world. She acts likes she is June Cleaver who never leaves her kids at home. Gurl, please.
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I am regretting not popping my last bottle of champagne for this recap. Too late now. I did manage to pick up some Coors Light the other day. So I guess that is the drink of choice tonight. Kyle lets us know that the reason she was so pissed at Dorit was because she did a full on photo shoot for Instagram for hours when she was supposed to be at the retreat. Sounds about right to me. Denise was late to her own party as usual.
Kyle Disappoints
With children at a table just a few feet away, the drunken adults start sharing their dips in the lady pond. I don’t know people who do this. And I don’t mean take a dip in the lady pond. I think most women these days have done that once, or you know maybe a dozen times. 🙂 But I have never in my life been at a dinner party where that was the topic of conversation. And yet, it seems to be all these bitches talk about. It’s like the customary prefight conversation. Yet this time, the kids are hanging on every word.
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There seems to be a production point this time. Dorit wants to accuse Kyle and Teddi of being more than friends. She is such a jealous little bitch. They both have super hot husbands and kids. Dorit has the Pillsbury doughboy and doesn’t seem to even raise the kids she has. Who by the way seem to show some signs of lack of mothering. I’ll just leave it at that. Then Kyle, for no reason at all talks about how Denise has never worn anything but a ragamuffin pony tail in her whole life. Oh, Kyle. Girlfriend. Are you really leading the charge on the Denise takedown this season? I’m so disappointed. SOFA KING disappointed. What is going on with Kyle? Come on, man. This was my favorite franchise.
LOL – it’s dinner time/ fight time, so true.
I thought it was odd the retreat was so short. It was over in a minute.
And what is going on with Kyle? She’s being pushed off her pedestal. Dorit, Rinna, and Denise are all having problems with her. And I thought Kyle said something derogatory about Denise under her breath – something like “she always wears her hair in a pony tail and looks like a ragamuffin.” I was really confused by Kyle’s behavior this episode.
Maybe this is just my perception, but it seems that Kyle, Rinna, and Erika look down on the parties that Teddi and Denise throw. They both throw casual parties and when the others arrive they kind of look down their noses at everything as if it isn’t up to their standards.
I remember when Erica had a party and didn’t feed anyone. You need to have good food, especially when people are drinking.
I couldn’t believe Rinna yelling out to the paparazzi and waving when her daughter has anxiety issues. I mean, cause more anxiety for the anxiety stricken kid???? I wish Dorit would’ve gone when LVP did. I’m over her fake ass and trying to spin some BS story about Kyle & Teddi sleeping in the same bed to fit Dorit’s narrative is beyond stupid. Who cares???? I think Dorit is jealous of Kyle and Teddi’s friendship because Dorit doesn’t have a good friend. All she’s got is the “the Pillsbury Doughboy.” Lmao I liked that!
Tamera,Are you thinking of that cartoon character with the long cigarette. yes or no?
I was thinking the Hamburgler… which is funny because the whole jail stripes thing 😉
Ha! Maybe it was the hamburger! I still just can’t quit place it. I think it is a villan from a movie or something.
“The Pillsbury Doughboy.” is perfect for me, pasty faced and Boy he has no dough,,, he is as bent ( dodgy) as a 2 bob note.
Now that LVP (also as bent as a 2 bob note ) has left I checked out this season.
WTF!! is going on with Kyle.
Lisa as a mother…I am with MelG.. It’s not always about you!!!
Sutton is rich that makes her special…… Yes!! Special needs….place cards and ugly Couture.
I still love Erica and enjoyed her interaction with Garcelle… so that might become interesting.
Garcelle’s and her kids …seriously cute.
Does Teddi have a secret twin that they switch in and out of takes as I find her very contradictory…or just pregnancy hormones…
Denise has Wacko 2.0 What a bonus though – he has a big dick.
Cruella Deville?
She and PK looked like Natasha and Boris from the Rocky and bullwinkle cartoons. Which of course I have never seen bc I’m so young….ok that is a huge lie.
My unpopular opinion…please don’t at me is…I LOVE Dorit. Love her ridiculousness, her style, her face and yes I even love her stupid accent.
This season is sooo good. I’m loving each episode.
I like Dorit too. She’s improved greatly from her first season.
Dorit looks like the Martian Girl played by Lisa Marie in Mars Attacks!
OMG she does!!
I love Denise’s house, so charming and unpretentious. I know everyone’s freaked out about Aaron but I still like him. He was so attentive to ailing Denise and both of their parenting of Eloise is wonderful.
I was enjoying Kyle’s imitations of Dorit’s posing and calling her out on her BS. Dorit is crossing over to the makes-my-skin-crawl-get-her-off-the-screen territory with that phony accent and bitchy, narcissistic
attitude. It’s so gross when some of these housewives act all “mama-bear” for the cameras. If she has such “a life” and no time for these events, then quit the show–please, quit the show.
Any positive feelings I had towards Dorit these past few episodes quickly went out the door tonight. She is always trying too hard and just doing too much. The hood in me wants to tell her to sit her bougie, fake accent, Connecticut-ass down. She just needs to be checked.
I found it offensive when everyone called he house “cute.” It was just the way they said it. An I’ve never seen Kyle insult a hostess in all the years on the show. Or be inappropriate in front of children. (I know they all were but I hold Kyle to a different standard).
Precisely why I used the word “charming”–I agree the “cute” thing was patronizing.
It’s upsetting to me if Kyle gets a bad edit this year. Don’t know if I can watch that descent.
Maybe Kyle pre-gamed in the car on the ride to Malibu. I think it’s a bit of a hike. She lost me going after Denise. Denise is drop dead gorgeous and hardly a ragamuffin.
My take is that Kyle is trying too hard to be the Queen Bee now that Vanderpump is gone. Looks like most of the women are pushing back. Dorit is ridiculous but funny IMO sans the Jagger crap.
Rinna can’t fault Kyle for defending her sister over a friend. That is ridiculous. I skipped through most of the Amelia stuff. It’s uncomfortable to watch — get Harry to help with your story line, not your struggling daughter.
Rinna was out of line with that comment. Kyle SHOULD defend her sister, at least in front of everyone.
I agree, Dorit needs to step down off that high horse. Shes not fun to watch at all.
Garcelle with her sons made me smile- I like that she shut down on Gucci and that they prayed over their meal- you could tell that wasn’t fake and part of their norm. Sutton sure has been there a lot to only be a friend. PK has been noticeable absent … that is NOT his norm. What does that mean?
Was thinking the same thing about PK! They trotted him out the first episode for a fake explanation of the flim-flam house deals and that was it. Dorit seems especially tense (bitchy) this year. Perhaps she’s the only one bringing in the dollars.
This episode was horrible and most of the women were obnoxious. This is not what we expect from Beverly Hills! I really miss the miniature ponies and the nasty swans.
Dorit’s outfit in question as you mention it… reminds me of the Hamburgler
Kyle is showing her true Colors this season . I have always found her to be Beverly Hills fake.
Same. She and Rinna and Teddy led the charge on LVP, Kyle behavior is just more obvious now
Yeah, poor LVP.
Such a victim.
LOL. Hello friend. I hope you are taking care of yourself and being safe. xo
Is there some reason why these women thinks it’s entertaining to target people and the ones they want off the show?
It happens on every franchise.
It’s not my thing and bringing Brandi on with this Denise story is offensive to me. but that’s just my opinion.
Bingo! She doesn’t have anyone to hide behind now.
I said the exact thing. No one to hide behind now. She’s fully exposed herself.
Love that Garcelle is anti-soda with her kids. Now I need to know her position on sports drinks and coffee/caffeine for kids.
Kyle was such a bitch to everyone this episode! Maybe she had a bad reaction to some of Marios weed? Dorit was Dorit, would expect no less. Why didn’t they nail her more on the Fosse-esque Insta shoot from that morning?
Why didn’t Teddi have real massages available? I hate those airport back rub chair things. And four HOURS free time at a one day “retreat”?
I know! You can get free chair massages at the senior center here.?. I wasn’t impressed with the retreat…. and how does boxing fit in?
Dorit’s look reminds me of Beetlejuice.
Yes, maybe that it is! But the hat.. I’m still not quite sure I’ve thought of it.
She looks like Angelica’s mom from the cartoon Rugrats.
omg, especially kyle…..let’s see who else we can belittle during the show.
I’m very disappointed in Kyle choosing to poke fun of Denise’s hair and calling her a “ragamuffin”. I don’t know if it was liquor mouth or her true colors coming out? Either way, how rude. Especially at Denise’s home.
I’m disappointed too. It seems Kyle, who I’ve always liked, has gone to the dark side or maybe her true colors are coming out. She is friends with Faye Resnick after all. Why do they have to make fun of people who aren’t as wealthy or pretentious as they are? It’s mean. It would be exhausting to have to put on airs all the time and I like Denise, even if she is a little different. Are they jealous that she still looks good in shorts and a simple pony tail? I can tell that Rinna is going to piss me off this season already. She has a mean side to her.
That discussion while Denise’s children were there was in poor taste. Save it for when the kids aren’t there. Denise is scared. Her children have Charlie’s DNA and she’s trying to raise them to be ladies without substance abuse problems or daddy issues. I commend her for that.
I expect and often enjoy Rinna’s mean side she usually has a good reason. Kyle on the other hand, I know she and Teddi are off camera friends but her defense of Teddi was unnecessary, Teddi doesn’t give a shit what Dorit does. Teddi should have been mad at Kyle for blowing off meditation. Why did she go if she wasn’t going to fully participate? I am hoping that Kyle was just overwhelmed with all of her jobzzzzzz.
Kyle spoke out in anger.
Not the best thing to do, but understandable to me because Denise kept butting in to defend Dorit, when Denise wasn’t even there and didn’t know anything about the situation!
When people do that to me, instead of talking about their look I just say, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, so butt out!”.
I guess Kyle handles it differently.
Considered she double downed on it on her talking head I’d say it was her true colors unfortunately.
Denise looks like a knockout in a ponytail and jeans..maybe the other ladies find that intimidating since it takes them ALL hours to get ready. They were the same way with Teddi her first season and now she she’s more glam.
I don’t see Denise or Teddi donning the maxi dress muumuus and spending hours in the glam chair anytime soon, sorry Kyle!
This episode encapsulated why I can’t stand Dorit. That woman is beyond phony.
I wonder sometimes if the women on these franchises are mostly fighting over who spent out of pocket the most on parties etc and get mad when one of them (Teddie or Jackie from NJ) wises up and realizes that in the end throwing money at extras doesn’t make a difference??
Seems like a lot of the time fights start over who works the hardest and least hard on these shows.. ie Rinna getting pissed when people don’t show up to film etc. also same fight going on over with the Kardashian sisters being pissed that Kourtney half asses it.
I’m pretty sure that other than The Agency events, all the parties and dinners are paid for by Bravo. I don’t think Kyle really wanted to have sixteen guest sit down dinner party on one of her few days back home.
Did we just witness this show “jumping the shark”? All of the bickering and poor behavior at both the retreat and DR’s was pretty much phoned in. I was also dying inside for Amelia.
Kyle is disappointing you because she has no LVP or Kim Richards to blame her bitchy ways on. There’s no one to make snarky comments to then hide and pretend they never said them and then cry when caught out. This is the same Kyle we’ve seen since season 1 during Kelseygate and season 2 when hiding Brandi’s crutches. I know you adore Kyle TT but I see right through the act. I even find Dorit more tolerable than Kyle. Garcelle and her boys are so sweet, I’m really liking her as an addition to the cast. I have no words on Rinna and I really don’t know why she always has to use her family members as a storyline. First we had her deceased sisters sobriety, then one of her daughters eating disorder, then their modelling career now the daughters anxiety issues. Enough already.
I am not at liberty to discuss the reason why I admire Kyle so much, but a few years ago there was a situation where I had contact with her and Kathy briefly. I realize that one situation doesn’t sum up a person’s character, but I think very highly of both of them. That doesn’t mean you are not free to have a different opinion based on a TV show. It just means that I am willing to cut her a whole lot of slack. That said, i am not enjoying some of her behaviors this season. Especially the fact that she sort of teams up with Brandi this season.
Not sure if I’ve said this before but Dorit is what my kids would call a try hard. They try so very hard for people to take notice of them and like them. And it seems everything she wears has a designer name splashed across it so everyone knows the brand. I think Kyle can be cunty, but we all can from time to time. She has never been my favorite but she has put up with a ton of shit over the years so I kind of give her a pass at times. I agree that Teddi is socially awkward, and pregnancy isn’t helping that. Neither is this group of ladies. I love Rinna, and Erika. They are my favs. Denise is a little wacky, harmless wacky really and I just really like how she is just who she says she is. I think Sutton had her walls up and claws out the first few episodes and is trying to find her footing and has probably landed in the wrong zip code. Time will tell. Garcelle has the sweetest boys, and she is good with them and the fact that she tries to co parent effectively makes me happy.
Garcelle’s boys eating like they were starving kids from Ethiopia was hysterical. That is just how teenage boys do. And yes you can have seconds and twenty fourths. lol. Growing boys are so cute.
I think Dorit’s hair with the scarves and high pony looks like Jeanie (Barbara Eden) in “I Dream of Jeanie.”
YES!!! It does. I just don’t like her. She started the whole glam squad after she found out Erika had one. She tries too hard to be over the top. She annoys the F**k out of me.
She’s wearing the long white version of Erikas no panties dress in the opening. She really tries to copy Erika.
I was getting more of a Rhoda vibe..
Is this thing about straight women being secret lesbians the “topic” for this season? Will everyone be accused? We know gossip about Denise and Brandy is coming. Yawn
I found the conversation about 3-ways to be wildly inappropriate. There were other teens there besides Denise’s, I’m guessing some of her daughter’s friends. Also the husbands were there. What? Maybe a discussion for a drunken, ladies only get together, but with the men and children there? These women truly have no class.
Agree the ladies were being snobs by calling the house “cute”. I loved it. A beautiful home in Malibu. A real home lived in by a real family. Not something over decorated that looks like a show room in a store.
I fast forwarded through the Rinna and Amelia scene. It made me just too uncomfortable. Cringe worthy to publicize your child’s struggles with mental health for a story line.
If they think Denise’s house is “cute” they must really think that Teddi’s house here in Dana Point is a “beach shack”, They must have felt like they were slumming it when they all came to stay because that beach house of Teddi’s here is very dated and needs some major updating.
When the episode was over I said aloud that’s why they did it. Is the info about Danielle and Brandi swirling around town now? It seemed like a really forced topic by dorit. I would t think teddy and Kyle in the same bed was sexual. Kyle is very sisterly and wants all her kids in her bed with her.
I feel like dorit and Kyle planted this conversation and Giselle and Erika were just talking. The whole girl on girl theme was a forced was off introducing the idea.
Rewatching older seasons during this quarantine and they are much more entertaining! Exotic trips, great fights, parties, etc. This season is a snooze fest – the amount of time spent on boring teddi and whether or not she wanted the women at her boring retreat was ridiculous! . Teddi, Dorit, Rinna, Erika, Denise really need the income from this show. Rinna is truly disguisting! Uses her own kids for a storyline as well as her Mom. Anything not to discuss Harry. Season after season, she makes outrageous statements about people, denies, can’t remember, apologizes, deflects, blames others, and does it again and again. Dorit & PK two grifters!! The two newbies bring nothing exciting in my opinion. Show needs LVP back!
Rinna is such trash.
I can’t believe she had the audacity to tell Kyle that she didn’t defend her, when we all sat and watched Kyle defend her to the detriment of her relationship with her sister.
That “fuck you” from Kyle was well deserved and I’m glad she said it.
ITA. Rinna never had any ground to discuss Kim or her situation. How would she feel if we openly got on the eating disorder/anorexic train- the one her daughter is on? (She’s on it too- we’re just not to speak of it in polite company) Rinna took that as a reason to be righteous. So not valid. So fake and opportunistic. So Rinna.
I hope Denise can hang in there. It would be a shame if she left this show in disgust. I have some wonderful memories at the “Surf and Sand” Hotel. I hope you all enjoyed seeing it.
My cousin got married at the hotel. It was a beautiful wedding and I loved the hotel.
Do you think they would let me quarantine there? 🙂 The ghetto view really never gets boring though. During the rare times when I am awake during daylight hours… there is always some sort of show going on outside my window. Squirrels, woodpeckers, crazy people on the sidewalk… my street is the only one with a sidewalk so I see all the walkers, I know who belongs here and who doesn’t. But during quarantine, I see people walking who live here that are usually at work or at the gym. Not that many people going by these days, but still an interesting show.
STILL. I want to be at Surf and Sand.
You could pull a Sonja and go :). She’s at a resort during the quarantine.
I TOTALLY WOULD have gone to fancy rich place since we are all going to die. But I have the mutt here and even though he is pissed at me most of the time.. I ain’t leaving him. but when he dies, which sadly will be soon I’m outie.
Dorit’s look at Denise’s gave me Dee Lite vibes. Was waiting for her to break out in “Groove is in the heart”.
my succotash witch.
Just de-lovely and delicious
Accurate! LOL
TT and tribe: we are all doing the best that we can. Which may or may not say much. BH and especially Kyle is trying to pull this franchise out of the unauthentic shit hole. Good luck, you’re all from So Cal. That said, the rest of this franchise is really shallow. YET NO ONE got the fact that the diamond ice sculpture is their icon? Hello. This diatribe/detail of ladies is beyond what I’m interested in, but they have stepped it up this season. Erika is the most grounded.
Kyle is trying to find her way out. That said- because I live in Napa/Sonoma, I get The Agency notifications. (guess that’s why- I never signed up) I don’t want perceived wealthy So Cal mentality in my hood, but there it is. I haven’t reached out or responded yet, but not thrilled. I like my place as it is. Don’t bring your Calabasas Malibuish Orange County, Rodeo Drive shit up here. Stay the fuck out. You have done nothing but pollute and suck us dry since you arrived. How clear is that? Stay high Mauricio.
Clearly, production bought the ice sculpture. I can’t see Denise giving a shit about that.
I’m going to defend the women and that conversation. Now, my mom and I just watched and we both were “we would NEVER talk like that at a dinner table, with or without kids.”
However, ever since Denise has been on the show, she has given us graphic details about her sex life with Aaron, said things for shock value. At this very dinner table she talked about his big muscles and BIG PENIS. Now, one might say that she didn’t talk about the details of her sex life like getting Aaron a happy ending when her children were present, but she talked like that ON A TELEVISION SHOW that her children have easy access to, and that I am SURE her children’s friends or parents of friends have watched.
Denise can’t clutch her pearls and be so damn offended when she got everyone a bit drunk and they talk in ways that she herself has talked repeatedly. You can’t unring a bell.
Good Point Erica. I was with Denise on trying to shut down the table talk. I would never have allowed that around my children and their friends. I still think she did the right thing by trying to hush the others. However, thinking they haven’t seen and heard Denise talking about sex and penis size on the show is absurd. Could these things be part of the law suit with Charlie?
Kyle has been catty before, remember she laughed when her sister hid Brandi’s crutches? Kyle needs to be careful though with LVP gone there is no one else to take her bullets. Dorit is right which is why Rinna, Denise and Erika jumped in. Kyle and Teddi are joined at the hip and it is annoying, especially in this case where Teddi was not even mad! Dorit said she was going to be late, why does it matter why she was late? The only thing I can think of is that Kyle was jealous she showed up without makeup and hair and felt insecure. This is the stupidest fight.
Yeah. Pretty sure Kyle is being her true self. I know TT has love for her but I’ve always seen the shady, slick side from my viewpoint. She’s very calculating and now that she isn’t the lesser sister and has money, She’s grown into her jackassery. Probably in her DNA. Im just sitting back watching her live down to my expectations as she has been on that slide since Season 1. I think we will find out that LVP wasn’t the only Bobby Fisher in the house. Rinna always annoys me because she will do anything for attention and to stir the pot. She so inauthentic. Just because she admits what she does and laughs at her own mischief doesn’t make her less of a dick. Oddly, Dorit cracks me up this season. She does not have a flip to give. Erika is about the best of the bunch. Denise is confident in herself which is, I suspect, Kyle has a hard on for herself. All the money in the world can’t buy you natural, effortless beauty and self confidence. Hence the seasonal makeovers that Kyle gets.
Well said.
I’ve long thought Kyle wasn’t the brightest … diamond in the ring. She didn’t get Denise’s diamond ice … Duh!
I long believed her social graces/communication skills were not the best. I gave her benefit of the doubt — home- or on set-schooling or lots of time spent away from people as a child/teen with stage mama?
I felt bad when she was “trying to get to know” Carlton. Especially over the tattoo she thought was a Jewish star. When I saw it from her view, it looked that way to me too.
BUT when she questioned LVP about what Mohammed Hadid said about his kids and Lyme disease and KEPT pushing… I began to question HER motives, not just LVP’s.
Her comments to and about Denise were uncalled for, misdirected, petty and inaccurate. She was really, really mean. And dumb.
I agree.
The ice sculpture was most likely PRODUCTION. This is a TV show and all scenes are PRODUCED. Do you really think Denise wanted a diamond ice sculpture at a Pizza party? Does that make sense to you? Kyle’s comments were about that inconsistency more than Denise. “Who Dis?” points out that it was a ridiculous plot point. The Lyme disease thing was a HUGE CON by Yolanda on David. She was right to question LVP about that ridiculous bullshit.
She is not dumb at all. But she was mean on this episode and sadly, I think that is her storyline this season. Someone has to be the cunt now that LVP is gone.
Tamara, I’ve always wondered about Yolanda and the Lyme disease thing. Did she have Lyme disease, or did her breast implants leak and “poison” her? Does Bella and the brother (Anton?) say they still have Lyme disease?
Lots and Lots of Yolanda stuff here. https://tamaratattles.com/?s=Yolanda
But this is the real story.
https://tamaratattles.com/2015/12/03/a-completely-hypothetical-intellectual-discussion-with-psylocke/
Wow! Tamara! Thanks for that completely hypothetical “real story” link!
Thank you TT! What a great read this morning. With what is currently going on in the world, it is interesting to read the comments about flu shots, swine flu and vaccines in that post. Which is more worrisome, getting COVID now or some rushed to the market vaccine later?
Also, there was a nicely written reply by Sequoia about the WLS that I thought was a great reminder of exactly who’s blog this is.
I do believe Dorit is jealous of all the other girls, especially about the threesome stuff. I mean, REALLY … can you think of ANYONE who would want to be in a threesome with Pee Keye?
Don’t say Boy George!
I may never be able to forgive you for putting that image in my head…. ?. Bwaahaaaa.
Definately Boy George.
Hahaha! I now have an image in my brain that I really didn’t want. Hahahaa!
Dorit is the perfect example of a “fashion victim“. She just wears whatever mishmash of high-end expensive clothes she can find. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with a more beautiful face and body who looks so ridiculous in the clothes that they wear that it’s pure comedy. Sometimes I laugh out loud when she enters a scene because she just looks so stupid and what she is wearing. Tons of cash but no style.
Finally made it through this episode without falling asleep. Sadly, I’m pretty much finishED (thx for use of this word, Nanette) with this last Bravo show. Teddi is strange, pregnancy hormones or not I think she’s socially awkward. Garcelle seems normal enough, Sutton is out of place with this group and as much as I’ve liked Denise in the past, I now think she’s as batshit as her new and ex-husbands. (It’s got to be more than a bad picker~she MARRIED them both so she’s gotta be off somehow and she seems to be in agreement with Aaron’s batshit beliefs) I was disappointed in Kyle’s behavior this episode but I’ll always have love for Kyle, Rinna and Erika. Dorit, well I’ve nothing to say about her. Nothing personal to Kyle, I just have to say for my RHOBH exit…. GOODBYE KYLE!!! ?
Seriously, production ruins everything and all the good shows are never going to be as good as they were. Beating a dead horse. I only hope that if ratings drop they don’t attribute it to LVP’s absence because she’s not the queen she thinks she is and I cannot even stand VPR anymore either.
Oh, and fuck off ANDY COHEN! At least now I won’t be tempted to watch even a reunion and I’ll never have to suffer through watching that wonky eyed desperate misogynist man ho ever again!
Adios, Bravo MFers and every single one of their production companies!
TT, much respect for continuing to watch and recap these shitshows. It’s a ton of work I’m sure of, and your taking one for the team is like you must have the patience of a saint! Bless you.
Hi. The FinishED is part of the “official” TT lexicon. It was in a headline a couple of years ago. On the TT list, right after “cuntsatchel,” “dickswab,” and “douchecanoe.”
Ah I cannot claim douche canoe… That belongs to The Bloggess. My queen.
And Finish ED goes to every southern Baptist preacher.Who speaks about Jesus’s last words. Which alleged were “It is finished.” But they always say finish ED for some reason. (I’ve spent a lot of time in the pews). But Cuntsatchel is all mine. Oh an dickswab is from Killing Eve. And I am so judging you for not watching that show.Best thing on TV during this century.
BTW, some people feel like I am not “Jesusing right” I’m doing just fine with Jesus. Jesus is just all right with me.
Thanks for the ear worm ?
Dorit pulled the jealousy card with LVP and Kyle. Now she’s at it again with Kyle and Teddi.
Totally agree! And the first season she appeared on, Dorit acted like Erika was a crazy bitch for saying Dorit was jealous. However, she was definitely jealous of Erika.
Dorit has grown on me. I love her fashion sense.
So what if she was late? She showed up, didn’t she? 1. Kyle had no right to attack her on behalf of teddi.
2. And shitty Kyle skipped classes to drink. She didn’t have a right to throw stones.
Dorit could have done her IG story while waiting for the kids to get out of school.
3. Kyle made fun of denise about the ice diamond. Doesn’t matter if it was production or not. It was cute. Kyle didn’t get it. And she was still putting down denise to her husband and the other women.
4. Calling denise a ragamuffin was completely out of line.
5. Dorit brought up the bed to make a point that they are so close. Kyle is rabid about defending teddi because teddi has her nose up Kyle’s ass, like she used to with lvp Kyle made it about lesbianism to pound on dorit.
6. When graciela told Kyle how dorit felt, Kyle accused dorit of getting to her. How high school can she be?
7. Yeah, she should defend her sister. But in season 1, Taylor played some shady shit on kim during the last episode and kim.got drunk.
Kyle took wannabe Taylor under her wing after that. So as much as i dislike rinna she was right tonight.
And that is just one episode
I miss lvp. She had the best wit. Kyle clearly wanted her gone. The other girls “crowned” her at the reunion last year. Teddi was a ride or die friend to Kyle to get rid of lvp, so Kyle owes her.
Teddi and Kyle are boring together or alone.
Kyle has always acted as if she were hollywood royalty. D list at best. Everyone is right about her true colors coming out, but I’ve always felt this way about her.
I see a lot of insults towards pk, but looks are not everything. They seem truly in love.
If you want to.jump on pk’s troubles, do the same for Mauricio. I think what he did is so much worse. There had to be a reason so many left the agency. Talk about fraud.
Im happy that denise found her voice tonight. Denise was defending one of her guests. Kyle was using the excuse of defending her friend for attacking who or whom? Ever she wanted.
Im so glad Kyle has been exposed. .
Spot on!!!