SAY WHAT?
I guess at this point anyone with a certain number of followers is an “influencer.” But ladies, do you really want to get sex toys from Joe Guidice?
And they are crazy expensive. Joe is now shilling for European Distributor, Zalo USA,according to his Instagram bio. They sell, “a collection of ornate, high-end adult products with eye-catching aesthetic at the forefront of every piece.” Prices range up to $200.
Um. I am not sure what else to say about his. But ornate sex toys sounds like an oxymoron to me. I didn’t click the link. I do remember fancy glass dildos being a thing like in the eighties. But, I don’t think this is going to pay his bills.
I started looking it up. So far, it seems like Zalo is a legitimate company. When I first I saw the title of this post, I was worried he pulled a Meri Brown and started selling Pure Romance.
As much as I love Kandi, it sucks that she launched Bedroom Kandi as a MLM.
Meri Brown is selling Pure Romance??? I will go google that right now
No, but she is selling for another MLM: LuLaRoe, the company that sells the leggings with the wild patterns. Considering all of LuLaRoe’s legal woes, I was really scratching my head as to why Meri would jump from one troublesome relationship (Kody and “Sister Wives) to another (LuLaRoe).
I just saw her website! What a shame she is tied up in that now! Those MLMs sure love to prey on Mormon women. ?
I just learned last night in an anti-MLM Facebook group I’m in that bedroom Kandi is an MLM (I’m sure it was mentioned here but I’m blonde and forgetful at times) I’m so disappointed. It’s such a predatory business structure.
So much for his promise to make his daughters proud.
Desperate times for Joe. I wonder if he’s entitled to half the marital assets if he’s a non-citizen already deported out of the country, in the event he and Teresa divorce?
I would think at least half of what was earned during the marriage including that god-awful house which hopefully should be forced to sell
All that to me is arguably abandoned- and the US doesn’t have jurisdiction on his ass- it’s all her now. The US has denounced him as “never having existed as a US citizen”. Therefore, they can’t hold him accountable for anything he did when he was acting as a citizen. Guess we messed that up. Kind of how we in CA are giving the homeless in hotel shelters FREE BOOZE AND CANIBIS. Some get free rides, some do not.
As if the rest of us are not drinking or smoking pot or coping the best we can? If what you are saying is true, I am all for it. Homeless people are people too. Do you not want/need comfort during this hard time? They should start a collection for booze and pot for the homeless. I’d donate. THIS IS HARD AS FUCK. Can you imagine how much harder it is for the homeless? I’d send them booze and pot if I could.are you chilling out with a glass of wine while railing on the homeless? I thought that California was the LET ALL THE ILLEGALS COME ON IN! State. Grow a heart. For the love of God, Joe was NEVER A CITIZEN. Is it only non citizens that California loves so much? LOVE YOUR OWN COMMUNITY. Help feed the homeless. Give them a bottle of wine or a joint, It’s not illegal in your state. You sure don’t seem to mind allowing illegals into your state. but you cant’t help out your own homeless? WTF?
Bravo Tamara! What has happened to people’s sense of decency and compassion? Is this poster jealous of the homeless? I would recommend her giving it a go and see how she likes all the free pot and booze while sleeping on newspapers.
Thank you for this post, TT. It sucks that so many people have so little empathy for anyone down on their luck. And so many homeless people are veterans suffering from a myriad of physical and mental issues who have no safeguards in place to help them after they sacrificed so much for this country.
I have seen zero or one “homeless-looking” people where I used to see dozens in one nearby area. It appears that the plan to provide shelter is working. Many say they prefer not to stay in shelters. Who wants to be kicked out every morning and turned away at night? It gets REALLY hot here in the daytime in the summer so many camp out in the bushes by the rivers. I understand some rooms have cooking facilities, but there is a plan in place to feed the rest. It doesn’t take much to become homeless. One fire or illness or a forced move…not much. This pandemic may seem like a godsend to some.
Does “ornate” mean blow up dolls with Jerseylicious makeup? Blow up sheep with lipstick? Maybe a blow up pig dressed in the Villanelle costume she wore in the Amsterdam sex worker window? I can’t see Juicy Joe selling anything classy, which I guess is why the description is “ornate.”
Good Luck to Joe but I think it’s a saturated market.
The last thing I want is to connect my orgasm with Joe Guidice. No thanks. lol
? hahahahahahahahaha!
Ummm, GROSS
Nope, my brain cannot connect him and sex in any way.
Just mentioned to the hub- STOP HERE.
(TMI Warning: over 50, post menopausal, had rejuvination…) and all is for the most part great: YET “is a vibrator an essential business?” My local shop is closed, I think. For me, even with good stuff going on, I need a good one (mine crapped out) and while H is very talented and responsive, this older body needs a jump start. So- here I am. What to do? Joe May have hit on something! I want free shipping, pay pal, and no hassle returns. What could go wrong?! It’s all about staying alive. And in a tiny apartment in Palermo, or wherever TF in S Italy, times are tougher than here. Were before. So, why not try e commerce? Amazon has done it! Ciao- buona fortuna a tutto! ( good luck to youse guys!)
Fabeweenie!
Ha! Nothing says erotic like Joe Guidice. Said nobody. Ever.
This is hilarious! Bravissimo!
Fabeteenieweenie.
Ewwwww.
This made me LOL! Good one – Thanks!
Just, eww. Who could actually enjoy a sex toy knowing you bought it because Juicy Joe endorsed it? Is there a population of women that are turned on by him?
C’mon people! Support your local small business! I think I’m gonna buy me one!!! Especially if it has bling!! Lmao. Should I do this and then provide a review for everyone?? Haha. Comic relief post.
Well start with publicizing this one because I am tanking…
You need to display it in somewhere in your home where people can see it and then claim you don’t know what it is. It reminds me of when we were on a Rhône River tour in Bonn, Germany. We were exploring the city and, drawn by the smell of fresh strawberries from blocks away, we headed to the central market. We passed a transvestite sex shop. My mother, 72, who was with us, was quite taken aback and taken with the display windows and wanted to know what kind of shop it was and what the various implements were used for. My daughter and I could barely walk or see we were laughing so damn hard at her running commentary.
Rhine River not Rhône autocorrect.
Joysticks by Joe? Aw hell no. What should his slogan be?
Ok, I am going to make all y’all cringe… Maybe he’s not just endorsing them…. maybe he’s *ahem* a “model” for some of the devices!
Capellini.
No Guice.
Dilnos? C’mon help me out here.
How to dick people out of money? I’m tanking over here.
On Tuesday he offered a “discount code” as Dildo’s, Ball Gags are a great Mothers day gift.
Guess we now know what Teresa is getting this year!!!!
Advice for the girls go with the Ball Gags and tell your mother it’s is the latest fashion in Covid Masks,.