So I was all holed up crying and being off the grid and suddenly Top Chef was on. You may have not noticed but I am not doing well. But first I want to thank all of you for taking care of me. I was lying down thinking of all the people who are not taking care of me instead of all of you guys.
Anyway, I am in the bad place and when Top Chef suddenly came on I wasn’t going to watch it because it is sort of my job to watch it and break things down for your guys. But I NEEDED a good thing. And Banjo needed to go out so I settled into my little self pity cocoon and watched.
Now I am looking for a building to jump off of. THEY SENT ERIC HOME? OH HELL TO THE NOE. I’d like to hunt Tom Collichio down and filet him with a rusty knife. BECAUSE, NOE! HELL NOE! You have to decide to send home Eric or Leeanne and you send home Eric? If he doesn’t win last chance kitchen I don’t know what I will do. The Judges are MORONS. I am going back to bed now. I was falling asleep and now I am furious. Going back to sleep now. FURIOUS!!!