BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Guess what day I missed again? Summer House recap day of course! WTF is wrong with me? I’m hooked on a show called “BloodLine” so I watched that and went to bed. Honestly, I would be more upset had more happened. I feel like I didn’t miss much until the last 10 minutes. Especially since this is the penultimate episode. I’m going to sum up the episode quickly, save for the last 10 minutes, because I REALLY want to talk to you guys about this in the comments. Catch up on last week’s rage recap here.
Carl hooked up with Danielle secretly when Lindsay was in Mexico. He showed up to a LoverBoy meeting smashed. Carl is pissed, apparently not enough to fire him. Jules and Carl’s friendship deepens. Carl and Amanda set a wedding date. It’s this coming September, which hopefully is Covid-cancelled. For their own sake.
With Friends Like These…
Paige and Hannah made up soon after their argument. It took Amanda a lot longer to patch things up with Hannah, but they did make up. Amanda and Paige hate Luke with all the fires of 1,000 suns. Lindsay cannot fathom why. She thinks they should be happy for Hannah as she is getting exactly what she wants from Luke. Lindsay also kindly reminds us that Amanda went from being Kyle’s booty call to his fiance’. She should be the last person in the world to judge anyone for just wanting to hook up. This will be part of our discussion ladies and gents.
A Very Paigey-Ragey Roast
The last 10 minutes is a roast. It really ends up being thinly veiled complaints about each other. Luke’s roast of Carl is the best. He calls him out for having cheating ways since college. Amanda and Paige’s roasts of Lindsay are calling her out for being fake or two faced. Lindsay may be a lot of things but two faced isn’t one. She tells everyone, at the detriment of being called crazy, how she feels. Paige and Amanda are the ones who hide in bedrooms talking shit about their “best friend” Hannah. And everyone else.
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Paige drinks too much activation juice because she just EXPLODES at Lindsay. She goes off on her, telling her that she will never get in between herself and Hannah. She screams that Lindsay has been trying to undermine her and Hannah’s friendship the whole season. Lindsay can only stare at her, too stunned to say anything. Where has angry Paige been? We haven’t seen anything like this from her, ever. Is this Amanda influenced? Why all the rage toward Lindsay? And Luke for that matter? Are Amanda and Paige that unhappy in their individual relationships that they are hyper focused on ruining Hannah’s?
I found Paige and Amanda AWFUL this episode. I loved angry Paige but wish it was directed at Carl, or Kyle. It seemed so misdirected to be at Lindsay. Amanda needs to take several thousand seats because she clearly forgot where she came from. Maybe she’s projecting her hate for her life choices onto Hannah? I don’t get it but we MUST discuss asap.
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Next week on Summer House recap: It looks GOOD. Carl and Jules hook up. Carl wants a threesome with himself, Jules and Danielle. It looks like there’s a bachelorette party for Amanda? There’s an end of summer party which Everett attends. Amanda and Kyle fight because, of course. There will be a reunion immediately following the episode so we cannot miss it! Literally cannot wait to talk to y’all about this because I know you have several opinions. See you in the comments!
One thing that I am still confused by is how Paige keeps referring to Luke as a “f&^% boy” when Luke literally did NOT want to have sex with Hannah…it was the other way around, right? Paige and Amanda think that he wants to use Hannah for sex when…that is exactly what Hannah wants lol!
Right???!!! Hannah is being a fuck girl, which is great. She’s doing her-and makes no mistake about her wanting Luke to do her too. Luke didn’t want to hurt her or be viewed as a fuck boy so he didn’t sleep her her. Paige and Amanda make zero sense when it comes to Luke.
I think it’s Luke that didn’t want to get hurt. He’s said all summer that he is smitten with Hannah. He had his heart broken by his girlfriend who he thought would want to be his fiancee. so he doesn’t want to give himself to Hannah in case she does not reciprocate the feelings
You nailed it–the recap and this comment. Thank you for both from another kelly.
Love another Kelly!!! ❤️
I learned in my last — and only good — round of therapy (CBT) that it is VERY DISRESPECTFUL to try to “protect” a person from their “own good.” As Hannah said, “Listen to ME.” Followed by something like she knows what she is doing. HOW DARE Paige and Amanda think THEY know better than her what’s best for her. If they knew that Luke had a secret family or found out he was a “Dirty John” or something, that would be different. But to think they know better. Fuck that!
I think Amanda is still pissed at Kyle for cheating and is trying to fix things by proxy. News flash: Luke is not Kyle, Amanda. Lindsay was the only one making sense. And being nice. And not shrieking. How old are Amanda and Paige — NINE?
And Carl… He is the worst self-sabotager of them all. Just when it looks like he may be forming a relationship with someone who “gets” him. Threesome … REALLY? Go hire two hookers Carl. Don’t bring it home to THE HOUSE.
Yes Nanette thank you!! Hannah was quite clear with what she wanted. For Amanda and Paige to drag her and Luke was awful-and super confusing. I will forever love Lindsay for pointing out how Amanda was a booty call because I had forgotten. She should judge no one about hooking up. Lindsay was being a great friend to Hannah. Haha Carl is so stupid. He’s just stupid.
All of a sudden I cant stannnd Amanda or Paige. Literally cant stand them. Also, to me, Luke isn’t very hot. He has hot moments, like the morning when he had those glasses on. Hot hot hot in those glasses. But other times, he’s just not that hot. Love Lindsay this season. Realllly cant stand Amanda.
Same girl, same. Agree with it all. Luke can be sooooooo hot, then I doubt my hot goggles. He’s still miles better thank Kyle and Carl combined! Amanda and Paige made me angry. WTF do they think they are???????
Isn’t it so wild that with the right edit, we can really fall in love with someone on these shows. And then a season or two in and a not so generous edit and I wonder how I ever liked them. That’s what happened with Amanda and Paige for me this season.
And then both of them calling Lindsay two faced. Like you said, Lindsay is her authentic self on thus show, sometimes to her detriment so what the hell Amanda and Paige? You two are the two faced mean girls. Ugh, I’m so frustrated.
Also, Loverboy isi n stores now for a whopping 14$ a six pack or 69 dollars for a case. That is insaaaane to me. I don’t skimp on my alcohol and prefer good alcohol over cheap but I cannot wrap my brain around that pricetag.
Are you sure that is for LoverBoy? I know he has a new insanely expensive product out. I am not really keeping up on this so I don’t know. But I just can’t understand who would pay so much for what I presume is basically malt liquor? AKA the cheapest alcohol you could buy. What am I missing? Has anyone ever actually tried this swill?
Loverboy (original)
Sparkling Hard Tea = $35 for 18-pack (about $2 ea)
Loverboy
Blueberry Lemon Spritz = $69 for 12-pack (about $5.75 ea)
Jesus Christ. I am desperate for alcohol. BUT NOT THAT DESPERATE EVEN IN A PANDEMIC.
That is crazy! I’m imagining fizzy wine cooler…wtf? Im guessing there’s a light croud out there. Real booze is readily available. I don’t need a tea blend sparkly beverage right now.
But then again? Who thought a pandemic would f with our world last summer? Sorry Kyle, and I mean that.
Wait? What? It’s more money for a case $69 ( 24 bottles) than if you buy 4 x 6 packs.=24 bottles ( 4 x $14= $56. Does a case still have 24 bottles? . It should be only $56 for a case or less….other wise, I’d just buy a bunch of six packs. Who didn’t get there accounting or marketing degree? Charge more per bottle in a case than a six pack…you guys do the math?
Why not give a volume discount? Why overcharge ? Go figure?
*their. Sorry typo
Yeah that’s insane. The crowd they would sell it too wouldn’t be able to spring for that I assume? I certainly can’t 😂
I never cared for Amanda. She whines all the time like a 5 year old; and lord help us if she dosen’t get exactly her way.
The house became a tad boring when she went from Kyle’s piece of ass to a full time house member. It seems she has an issue with hitting Kyle; actual hitting. If it was a man doing that there would have been cops involved. If you don’t remember her hitting him, go back and rewatch the episodes. During the roast Amanda actually placed her hand over Kyle’s mouth to shut him up. WTF. All i can say is Kyle would be better off keeping Amanda as a side dish of ass instead of his main dish. I just think she knew kyle has worked very hard to earn his money and she is looking for a sugar daddy so she can live her best life. Hitting people is no way to go about managing a relationship. Amanda has made the fun summer house into an old folks home.
You know, I never noticed that. My hope is that she doesn’t come back next season, but if she does I’ll
pay attention to it. She’s the worst. After last night she’s officially cancelled in my book.
How lame were their “roast” jokes? There is a difference between an insult and a good roast! And they did not seem to understand that. Also, I was any female still interested in Carl? That baffles me
Super freakin lame. Only to get on tv, that’s the only way I can see anyone interested in him.
I loved the road. I thought it had some very funny stuff. Some mean things too. I don’t remember Carl’s but no one laughed but when I was watching it I thought his were good. Paige shouldn’t make comments about LIndsay’s physical appearance. Anyone’s physical appearance. Lindsay isn’t two-faced but she does talk behind people’s back, for example, she told Hannah that Paige and Amanda were cliquey.
Their parents must be so proud
I was embarrassed as an almost 50 year old woman confessing to my mom that I watch these shows lol! For me, it’s entertainment, but also fascination with how people want attention on that level + money and seek it this way. Blows my mind.
I was ready to make a comment and then I got distracted by clothes in one of the ads on this page. They’re really cute and not very expensive. I’m just not sure about the quality. Anyway, Paige and Amanda need to focus on their own relationships and butt out of Hannah’s. Carl needs rehab & therapy. I like Lindsey this year, but only since she’s been in her new relationship. Jules — well I have no words really. How desperate for a boyfriend is she that she would hook up with Carl? I agree that sometimes Luke is hot/sometimes not. Kyle seems more mature this season, most of the time. Big, big mistake if he & Amanda get married.
Amanda and Paige have gotten too big for their petite britches. They were horrible. I like Lindsay too! She’s the only good friend Hannah has in that house. Honestly, I don’t often have opinions on reality peeps getting married. I have a strong one with these two and it’s DON’T DO IT. I used to think that Amanda was too good for Kyle but after the last few episodes it may be the other way around. I say that knowing Kyle is the cheater, immature, functioning alcoholic. So. 2020 is a real mind fuck. 😂
This quarantine should make them or break them.
Hopefully break them. It’s so mean to say but it’s how I feel.
Ok I have to apologize. I interchanged Kyle and Carl a few times trying to get the recap out quickly. One is a higher functioning sociopath so I hate to confuse the two!
Giggly squad is everything while being quarantined. Anyone else watching?
I have not!! Are they on Instagram?
I was also so confused about Paige and Amanda’s hatred of Luke. They were so in the wrong about this. It’s one thing to defend your friend if they are hurt not if they are getting exactly what they wanted. Part of me wonders if it’s because Hannah’s spending the weekends with Luke and not them
I think Amanda and Paige are just jealous of Hannah’s freedom and Paige is just jealous of Lindsay and Hannah getting close. Lindsay has never been two faced she has always been her self.
I think Hannah and Luke are a good fit for each other even if they are just having fun.
Amanda and Paige aren’t having sex with their partners so they don’t want Hannah to have sex either. I have never been that involved in a friend’s sex life, it is weird.
I find it curious that Luke talks so much about his ex (that he can’t get over or stop thinking about) only to the camera. He says he doesn’t want to hurt Hannah but doesn’t tell her why he would. We see him trying to sell a pretty expensive engagement ring. We know he was deeply in love with her but does anyone remember him talking about her to anyone else? He knows Hannah and the wee bitches will see this when the season airs and I think that’s why he didn’t want to sleep with her.
Yes, Luke did talk to Carl (or maybe it was Kyle — can’t remember) about being previously engaged, and still having strong feelings for his Ex. And I THINK Carl or Kyle later mentioned it to Hannah, but I could be mistaken on that. Luke definitely spoke to either Carl or Kyle about his Ex.
Okay folks, can we all agree that Paige and Amanda (mean girls) have literally lost their minds!! Leave Hannah alone, she can make her own decisions. It is really bizarre how personal they are taking this – Paige, that real housewives move yelling at Lindsay doesn’t look good on you girl. This whole season has flipped everything around – Lindsay is the sane one, Kyle is too good for Amanda (unbelievable…). Looking forward to the season finale – someone please tell Paige to just stay in her room and try on clothes all weekend.
Amanda is behind everything- include Paige’s wrath.
So, in previous seasons, Lindsay has had the dirt on Kyle. Lindsay has always known what a dirty dog Kyle was because they actually hang out in the same circles off the show. Lindsay has presented this information to us time and time again ON camera. Amanda will never forgive her. Amanda got Paige (who probably didn’t really love the attention Hannah was getting from Luke anyway) all excited about Lindsay for no legitimate reason so that Paige would eventually be a good little minion.
It worked.
👏…indeed.
Spot. Freakin. On. Love this and am so mad I didn’t see this before! You are absolutely correct. Amanda hates Lindsay.
I find it amazing that Amanda is so “protective” of Hannah. I loved Lindsay’s reminder that Amanda was Kyle’s booty call for at least the first season of Summer House. They should never get married. So bad for both of them! Carl is a mess and should be fired from Kyle’s business. I like Hannah, she wants what she wants. I feel bad for Jules as she is just trying to fit in and is kind of shy. Carl does not understand what a roast is! If this cast is not making a lot of money by being on the show, I am dumbfounded that they put all this crap behavior out there! But I love to watch this car crash of a show!
I think Kyle said that is the 4th time that Carl has fucked up at work. I would have fired him the first time when he didn’t show up for the executive meeting and didn’t call for a day. I certainly would have fired him for showing up hammered and a customer event. Kyle, I guess Loverboy isn’t that important to you after all
I like looking at Luke. He looks either really good or just plenty good.
Bloodline is a great show!! Definitely bingeworthy.
Isn’t it? We’re on Season 2 episode 7. It’s sooooo good!!! Kevin is the worst! 😂
I cannot stand Paige. She is physically beautiful, but that’s about it, IMHO. We’ve seen “angry Paige” before, but I can’t remember the circumstances or to whom her anger was directed, but she’s been “angry Paige” from time to time in previous seasons. I do not like Jules, either. She tries waay too hard, and has a bit of an over-inflated sense of herself. In the beginning of the season she was total Single White Female-ing Paige. It was really creepy, but it didn’t seem to bother Paige, which is all that matters, I guess. It was interesting to me to hear Jules mention in an earlier episode that she is from the family who founded Gold Star Chili. I, myself, used to prefer Skyline Chili, but Gold Star is still pretty popular in Cincinnati (and other locations).