Guess what day I missed again? Summer House recap day of course! WTF is wrong with me? I’m hooked on a show called “BloodLine” so I watched that and went to bed. Honestly, I would be more upset had more happened. I feel like I didn’t miss much until the last 10 minutes. Especially since this is the penultimate episode. I’m going to sum up the episode quickly, save for the last 10 minutes, because I REALLY want to talk to you guys about this in the comments. Catch up on last week’s rage recap here.
Carl hooked up with Danielle secretly when Lindsay was in Mexico. He showed up to a LoverBoy meeting smashed. Carl is pissed, apparently not enough to fire him. Jules and Carl’s friendship deepens. Carl and Amanda set a wedding date. It’s this coming September, which hopefully is Covid-cancelled. For their own sake.
With Friends Like These…
Paige and Hannah made up soon after their argument. It took Amanda a lot longer to patch things up with Hannah, but they did make up. Amanda and Paige hate Luke with all the fires of 1,000 suns. Lindsay cannot fathom why. She thinks they should be happy for Hannah as she is getting exactly what she wants from Luke. Lindsay also kindly reminds us that Amanda went from being Kyle’s booty call to his fiance’. She should be the last person in the world to judge anyone for just wanting to hook up. This will be part of our discussion ladies and gents.
A Very Paigey-Ragey Roast
The last 10 minutes is a roast. It really ends up being thinly veiled complaints about each other. Luke’s roast of Carl is the best. He calls him out for having cheating ways since college. Amanda and Paige’s roasts of Lindsay are calling her out for being fake or two faced. Lindsay may be a lot of things but two faced isn’t one. She tells everyone, at the detriment of being called crazy, how she feels. Paige and Amanda are the ones who hide in bedrooms talking shit about their “best friend” Hannah. And everyone else.
Paige drinks too much activation juice because she just EXPLODES at Lindsay. She goes off on her, telling her that she will never get in between herself and Hannah. She screams that Lindsay has been trying to undermine her and Hannah’s friendship the whole season. Lindsay can only stare at her, too stunned to say anything. Where has angry Paige been? We haven’t seen anything like this from her, ever. Is this Amanda influenced? Why all the rage toward Lindsay? And Luke for that matter? Are Amanda and Paige that unhappy in their individual relationships that they are hyper focused on ruining Hannah’s?
I found Paige and Amanda AWFUL this episode. I loved angry Paige but wish it was directed at Carl, or Kyle. It seemed so misdirected to be at Lindsay. Amanda needs to take several thousand seats because she clearly forgot where she came from. Maybe she’s projecting her hate for her life choices onto Hannah? I don’t get it but we MUST discuss asap.
Next week on Summer House recap: It looks GOOD. Carl and Jules hook up. Carl wants a threesome with himself, Jules and Danielle. It looks like there’s a bachelorette party for Amanda? There’s an end of summer party which Everett attends. Amanda and Kyle fight because, of course. There will be a reunion immediately following the episode so we cannot miss it! Literally cannot wait to talk to y’all about this because I know you have several opinions. See you in the comments!