I am so far behind on recaps! Sorry. I will try to bang out a RHONY recap really quick and get us all caught up tomorrow. This week is Sonja’s Target overstock runway show. OMG! Garo Sparo is on this episode! I love him! And Tinsley will be closing his show at NY Fashion week. I am not excited about Tinsley’s look though. Tinsley is just excited she gets to wear a crown. Luann’s planning a new show called Marry Fuck Kill.
At the Garo Sparo fashion show, Tinsley’s mom shows up and makes her nervous and emotional. He look is different from the one she tried on earlier and I like this one much more. How does Dorinda not know who Garo Sparo is. She’s such a bitch to Tinsley. And Ramona is there to “appreciate the spectacle.” Tinsley does great closing out the show.
A Complete Lack Of Manners
The ladies continue on to Pamela Roland’s show. Luann somehow got one of the hairstylists for the models to do her hair and Ramona has taken over the step and repeat and is asking the photographer to take a photo for her on her cell phone. Jesus. You can’t take these broads anywhere. Ramona attacks Tinsley for “trashing” her bedroom in The Hamptons. This is not the time or the place for a housewives brawl. Then, Sonja decides to make phone calls from her front row fashion show seat. Leah missed the show because of some sort of family emergency.
Everyone goes to an outdoor cafe for lunch and we are treated to a montage of Ramona eating oysters that I could have completely done without. Sonja is still on the phone. Then she abruptly leaves to deal with a situation with her models. She and Ramona seem to argue a lot this season. The wait staff is visibly horrified. Leah finally catches up with the girls and Ramona lays into her about missing the fashion show. Shut up, Ramona. Really. Leah cries because her mother is no longer speaking to her after she broke her nine years of sobriety. Her mother must have been mortified after seeing her wasted throwing lit tiki torches all over the place.
A Floral Disaster
Next, we see Leah in her office. She seems to think she invented streetwear. Leah’s ex is there as well. They get along great. He is not happy that she is drinking again. Rob doesn’t want her drinking to affect their daughter. Leah cries. She is sad that the only thing she gets from her mother is judgment.
Things with Dorinda and John are starting to unravel. I never thought this was a normal relationship anyway. Dorinda seems to think that John should ask her permission to go out without her. Sonja has really tacky carnations for her fashion show. How is that even possible? There are gorgeous flowers sold on the streets in NYC that are fairly inexpensive. Every time I go there I buy them for my hotel room even though I am never really in my hotel room. I’m shocked there are carnations in NYC at all! The white orchids are lovely though. Why are there flowers at a runway show at all?
A Pimp In Pajamas
What does Sonja have against Leah? She sent everyone a couple of dress options to wear to her fashion show. Except for Leah. She sent Leah sweatpants, or pajamas or something. Oh I remember now. Leah was screaming at Sonja about not being a Morgan. It’s twenty minutes before the show and Sonja still isn’t dressed. I love that Ramona basically calls Sonja out for having a fashion show when she doesn’t have a designer and is literally reselling overstock. This whole event is ridiculous. There is no music. Everyone is talking. People don’t seem to know the show started. There was not welcome message. It’s just women walking around in a circle. Sonja looks ridiculous.
Leah and Sonja get into a heated argument over the pajamas. Sonja takes off her dress and puts the pajamas on right there in front of God and everybody. Next week, we must endure yet another Luann cabaret performance.