Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap.
Kyle is back in Beverly Hills, or wherever her house is and is having a sit down dinner for sixteen people the very next day! Who has the energy for all of that? Erika is practicing for Chicago and she sounds great. Teddi already hates Sutton. So do I.
Another Dinner Party From Hell?
It’s time for a gorgeous elegant dinner party at Kyle’s house. I think we all know what that means now. There will be brawling. Erika and Rinna pregamed in the car on the drive over. I feel like this is going to be a disaster. Denise is still recovering from her surgery. Faye Resnick is there. This is going to be amazingly awful. They are all dressed to the nines.
Sutton is SOFA KING ANNOYING. She makes another huge deal about there not being any place cards and not knowing where to sit. She is the last one to the table so it should be pretty obvious where she should sit, don’t you think? No place cards is becoming the new proper drinking glasses. Both are so overly scripted and dumb. Of course she ends up next to Teddi.
Aaron Is Clinically Insane. Who Knew?
Here we go, it’s “game time” Where everyone gives their first impressions of the person to their left. So of course Teddi is to the right of Sutton. This going to be a disaster. Have I mentioned that yet? It starts of well enough. Everyone is saying nice things. Then, Denise has to talk about Sutton. She stammers out a lot of fakeness. She even calls Sutton down to earth. Denise is down to earth. Sutton is the exact opposite of that. She pretentious and condescending. Even Sutton responded with, “I’m so not nice.” Then she says that she though Teddi was going to be a little boring. But, she says Teddi is way more interesting than she thought. Then people start to talk about not going to her retreat and Teddi starts to cry. Because, pregnancy hormones.
Then, things get even weirder. Kyle asks Aaron to explain his job. She mentions that Yolanda used to be a client of his. He says, “Everything you have been taught about how disease process and stuff works is not true.” What? What is “disease process and stuff”? And I thought he was a chiropractor. He says he has to be careful about what he says. Denise whispers to him, “Be very careful what you say. We already have people following us.” Who the hell is following them? Aaron is not making any sense. He is batshit crazy. How are we just finding this out? Denise isn’t feeling well so she and Aaron dip out.
It’s time to drink! So Teddi and her husband take off too. This gives Sutton the opportunity to trash the pregnant woman again. Dorit is all the way up Sutton’s ass. Sutton is everything Dorit aspires to be. Kyle is supposed to be Teddi’s friend. She is sticking up for Sutton too. Kyle is not impressing me so far this season. I love her, but she doesn’t seem to be herself.
A couple days later, Kyle goes over to Sutton’s house. I am so tired of the Sutton being offended over Teddi’s retreat. I can’t wait to get the damn retreat over with. I am over hearing about it. Sutton can’t figure out why Teddi doesn’t like her. But she is going to the retreat with Kyle. Erika meets with Teddi and is very supportive. Teddi says she doesn’t want Sutton at the retreat. This is a ridiculous storyline that I am all the way over. Thank God the stupid retreat is next week.