Apparently, today is Wednesday, y’all! Who knew? Nanette has been helping me out a lot with photos. She sends the a few hours before the show. This tells me what I am supposed to be doing each day. It seems like it has been a really long time since the last RHOBH recap.
Kyle is back in Beverly Hills, or wherever her house is and is having a sit down dinner for sixteen people the very next day! Who has the energy for all of that? Erika is practicing for Chicago and she sounds great. Teddi already hates Sutton. So do I.
Another Dinner Party From Hell?
It’s time for a gorgeous elegant dinner party at Kyle’s house. I think we all know what that means now. There will be brawling. Erika and Rinna pregamed in the car on the drive over. I feel like this is going to be a disaster. Denise is still recovering from her surgery. Faye Resnick is there. This is going to be amazingly awful. They are all dressed to the nines.
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Sutton is SOFA KING ANNOYING. She makes another huge deal about there not being any place cards and not knowing where to sit. She is the last one to the table so it should be pretty obvious where she should sit, don’t you think? No place cards is becoming the new proper drinking glasses. Both are so overly scripted and dumb. Of course she ends up next to Teddi.
Aaron Is Clinically Insane. Who Knew?
Here we go, it’s “game time” Where everyone gives their first impressions of the person to their left. So of course Teddi is to the right of Sutton. This going to be a disaster. Have I mentioned that yet? It starts of well enough. Everyone is saying nice things. Then, Denise has to talk about Sutton. She stammers out a lot of fakeness. She even calls Sutton down to earth. Denise is down to earth. Sutton is the exact opposite of that. She pretentious and condescending. Even Sutton responded with, “I’m so not nice.” Then she says that she though Teddi was going to be a little boring. But, she says Teddi is way more interesting than she thought. Then people start to talk about not going to her retreat and Teddi starts to cry. Because, pregnancy hormones.
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Then, things get even weirder. Kyle asks Aaron to explain his job. She mentions that Yolanda used to be a client of his. He says, “Everything you have been taught about how disease process and stuff works is not true.” What? What is “disease process and stuff”? And I thought he was a chiropractor. He says he has to be careful about what he says. Denise whispers to him, “Be very careful what you say. We already have people following us.” Who the hell is following them? Aaron is not making any sense. He is batshit crazy. How are we just finding this out? Denise isn’t feeling well so she and Aaron dip out.
Retreat! Retreat!
It’s time to drink! So Teddi and her husband take off too. This gives Sutton the opportunity to trash the pregnant woman again. Dorit is all the way up Sutton’s ass. Sutton is everything Dorit aspires to be. Kyle is supposed to be Teddi’s friend. She is sticking up for Sutton too. Kyle is not impressing me so far this season. I love her, but she doesn’t seem to be herself.
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A couple days later, Kyle goes over to Sutton’s house. I am so tired of the Sutton being offended over Teddi’s retreat. I can’t wait to get the damn retreat over with. I am over hearing about it. Sutton can’t figure out why Teddi doesn’t like her. But she is going to the retreat with Kyle. Erika meets with Teddi and is very supportive. Teddi says she doesn’t want Sutton at the retreat. This is a ridiculous storyline that I am all the way over. Thank God the stupid retreat is next week.
Borrring!!!
Last season Aaron came off crazy when he was allowed to talk a little bit about his job… I want to know more but I remember Denise saying she was a client and they ended up sleeping together after a session in the room…
I am one of those weird women who remains sane during the pregnancy and then completely loses it when the baby arrives. It would drive me crazy to watch an irrational pregnant woman right now. The retreat sounds like a nightmare on top of hormones.
I just remember that he was adamant that they marry on a specific date that was the answer to a math equation that my brain couldn’t calculate. Something along the lines of this real number plus another = infinity. Denise admitted that it was nonsense but laughed it off.
What is up with all the excessive eye makeup? Did I miss the memo? I got dressed up for a doctor visit today and by that I mean I wore a bra.
Mauricio is getting a gut on him and seems to be self medicating. What would crazy Aaron think about this treatment?
Hahaha, love it! I wore a bra! Must be Sunday and you were going to church, lol!
I like Mauricio. He’s like I got my chill pill and none of you can get me going. As for a gut? So what!
A little bit of a gut can be very sexy on the right man.
Mauricio is definitely the right man.
That “gut” works just fine for me! ???
It seems like Aaron is taking advantage of vulnerable people. I’m all for alternative medicine but this isn’t Star Trek. He’s not just nuts he’s dangerous. Run Denise!
I know, what was up with Aaron – was he drunk or stoned? He was crazy. And when Denise whispered to him “we already have people following us,” it just got weirder.
And I’m confused about Sutton claiming Teddi told her not to come. Did Teddi tell Sutton specifically not to come? If so I missed that part. I thought Teddi told everyone in general if you don’t want to come, don’t come. Why is Sutton making that comment about her specifically?
I found him to look much less attractive this year. Tiny eyes. Maybe he used that mat on his face?
I just watched this episode, and I think Denise is trying to manage Aaron in public settings by telling him they’re being followed, so he’ll shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing her.
And I think he’s seriously mentally ill. I have to deal with people like this once in awhile, and it always turns out they’ve been diagnosed with some disorder or another.
I think they’re just setting bait for rich people to seek his craziness. Cause a stir, a mysterious healing place.
when they started talking about people following them I figured it was possibly in relation to a law suit. his whole practice seems fishy and they seem to try to say they can cure diseases without *actually* saying it so you can’t hold them accountable. my second thought was maybe it was Charlie Sheen sending a PI to follow them because he seems looney enough to do that.
That was my thought too. Trying to get out of that back child support by pulling some “winning” shit.
aaron definitely seemed high. they both had some THC paranoia going.
The people following them is production lol!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Garcelle just seems like a better fit with the ladies, I love her! Sutton just doesn’t do it for me and it’s something about her that’s off to me.
Garcelle’s only memorable contribution was “I wore a floofy skirt.” Sutton is kind of in the same boat, but she’s putting in effort. The BH cast seems the most contrived. They’re all unwilling to talk about family or legal drama. They aren’t friends in real life. To me,it seems like it is just a gig for them.
Yes – Beverly Hills seems forced. They don’t seem like they really hang out together.
Sounds like a lively episode. Can’t wait to watch. I always thought Aaron was skeevy and daft—even if he is a great lover and husband. lol
Why does Lisa have to speak for Sutton all the time? Sutton has money, Sutton has “style”, name cards are important to Sutton. Listen, Sutton needs to called out of her name for her pretentious behavior.
I noticed that too. She is all in for Sutton! Lisa needs to mind her own beeswax and let Sutton stand on her own without all the adulation.
Lisa is all for Sutton, cause she will distract from her stirring the pot
Name cards at a dinner party are a very common southern nicety. At least at all dinner parties I’ve ever been to.
I still refuse to pay for cable so I haven’t seen this episode yet.
Production controls who sits where at these things. Production used to do placecards. But be assured that production insisted that Sutton and Teddi sat where they did. And Rinna’s game was scripted by production.
What is not Southern manners is complaining about the lack of placecards.
I forgot to mention how HIGH Mauricio was at the dinner party. It was like the trip they went on to Hawaii maybe? Where he was high the whole time. That can’t be good for business.
Mauricio also was high when Kyle called him from NYC fashion show. Sounds like he’s getting a habit of it.
I don’t think he was high. Seemed drunk, but at least a happy drunk.
Well, Kyle knew he was high and said it on camera. So I’ll take her word for it.
He probably smokes a lot. It is legal though so I am sure he takes advantage.
My bad! I must have missed that part. Love me some Mauricio but I think it would get a little annoying with a husband who’s constantly high.
Kyle said “did you partake?” In my world that means weed… or one or two other non-alcoholic substances. It doesn’t work for me but he seems happy and wealthy as can be so what’s the harm?
I remember him saying he partook in the activities before the dinner party…I just didn’t hear him cop to it when he threw his party at the house while Kyle was away in NY.
I was appalled when he accosted Denise for the rest of her dinner plate. I’m no etiquette expert but that seemed next level inappropriate for a dinner party, especially one you’re co-hosting. His “I’m always high” shtick is so not becoming for a man his age.
umm.. it’s his house. If he wants the salmon (that she wasn’t eating), then he can get the salmon…
…as a matter of fact, he can just about get whatever he wants. 😉
And for me, that was the most authentic Housewives moment in history! The munchies are REAL man?
Aaron is just on some of Denise’s pain killers mixed with too damn much casa migos and edibles! Yeah you know who’s following you, um let’s see oh maybe paparazzi, because Brandi, so stupid, they are both a bit bat shit. The rest is a big yawn fest. It as already seems like Sutton and Garselle? are going to be one and done! Just a weird fit, shoot I’d take Vanderpump just so I dont have to see the phony parties she “puts on” for her staff. I dunno, is there a Leah in LA or hire her to be bicoastal to inject some life into this show!
I must be the only one who likes Sutton — she is so insane I find her amazing — all the money she has and the way she is slumming with this women cracks me up.. Erica is jealous and Dorit wants to be her — Kyle is just mean — and Rinna is a bully– I think I could be friends or friendly with Sutton — she just doesn’t know any better! Plus Teddi is boring and she is a victim and everything is so hard for her — Please don’t hate on me –I am sure by the end of the season Ill hate Sutton!
We’re not going to hate on you. I get it. Sutton is the sort that needs to be on this show. However, she is coming in hot and being a hypocrite. Also, I hate her clothes. She wears the most ridiculous shit just because it is expensive. It doesn’t flatter her and makes her look ridiculous. She is too old to wear half the crap she wears. I’m sort of on the Kyle and Rinna island all by myself. I think more people probably agree with you than are on my “team” so to speak, so welcome to the madness!
You’re not by yourself Tamara. I’ve long adored both Kyle and Rinna. I feel like Sutton has potential, but she needs to be taken down a few pegs. She’s way too haughty right now to tolerate for an entire season.
I’m a Kyle fan. Always have been. I’m not really sure why she seemed to be sticking up for Sutton. Too many fireballs, maybe??? I don’t like Sutton. Hoping she’s a one and done. Dorit is annoying AF. Aaron does seem batshit crazy. I couldn’t figure out what he was talking about, if he even knew.
Kyle is being nice to Sutton because she is RICH. Same reason Lisa is. I am sure Mauricio would love to have Sutton as a client. Remember when he was perturbed with Kyle for getting into it with Camille? Camille had been a very good client for Mauricio. I liked Sutton’s dress. However, I think she might have a little post-divorce weight gain.
lol my imaginary fried knows her ex and I think they divorced a million years ago. He is the rich one but she sure made sure she could afford couture for middle schoolers for the rest of her life.
Middle-school couture. LOFL.
Suttons’s dress said to me, “Don’t approach! Dont’ hug! I am very pointy”
I loved that dress!
I loved it too. I want to make one. Only with the La Muerte from the new Penny Dreadful: City of Angels on it. But it must weigh a ton.
The fact that the clothes arecsonawfulnisnwgatbmakes her amazing. It’s like the Emperors new clothes!!! It’s like she was told this would be fun and she’s waiting for the fun. I would love to see her with LVP. And Maurice ( as Ken calls him ) was so high!! Thanks for the love!
ITA Emperor has new clothes and is looking a Fool!! she’s wearing the style that Dorit COULD wear. A lady as long in the tooth as Sutton, needs to know her audience and do pantsuits and cover-ups. She’s scrawny, misshapen and hard on the eyes!
Um…. HELLO! RAISING MY HAND HERE! I AM ON THAT ISLAND TOO!
I love Kyle and her dogs and her husband. I love Rinna for her hustle and how she laughs at her own jokes.
I love Kyle and Rinna!
You aren’t the only one. I think Sutton is hilarious. I am tired of the others and the same bullshit. And if Teddi listened to Sutton, she was actually giving her a complement. She said she thought at first she was boring but then went on to say nice things. Teddi was crying alot before she was pregnant. She is to sensitive to be on this show and she is boring.
After the previews I was pissed that Sutton had picked the low-hanging fruit — newest girl PREGNANCY HORMONAL. I should know Bravo better by now. Nowwww I see she only spoke of Teddi because of the “no place cards” dinner party seating. She did what they all were told to do, first impression vs. now. It seems NO ONE heard the “You are so much more interesting that I expected” part. Sutton’s worries about a pregnant woman (hormonal) manifested. I am going to give Sutton a pass. For now. Her worries about no one wanting to sit next to her, her constant “it’s couture” reek of insecurities. From way back. We think we should outgrow them, BUT sometimes they pop up. Like at dinner parties.
Very astute Nanette! She should have led with the, “You are much more interesting than I expected.” It would have been received So much better. Unfortunately she didn’t stop there and made the pregnant comment and it all went downhill from there!
I really roll my eyes at Kyle’s “you tell your truth” crap. She is just shit stirring. smdh
Aaron angered me tonight. I’m probably more sensitive to his crap because my father’s pancreatic cancer is spreading incredibly fast and isn’t protecting him from shit. I was happy to see most of the housewives not falling for his crap.
This might be unpopular but Teddie was rude when she told the women ”i don’t care if you come, ” last week. IF that is true cool, but we know it’s not. This is the same woman that was upset Erica didn’t spend the night at her house. Teddie and Sutton were rude to each other and it’s a STUPID argument and unfortunately it will probably last all season long.
Aaron is a moron to say that cancer protects you. He is not an oncologist and has no experience. Anyone whose had cancer knows that if someone had a cure it wouldn’t be a secret that only Aaron and Denise know about. What fools.
I wonder why cancer didn’t fix the hernias… or why Aaron didn’t fix them so Denise wouldn’t have had to have surgery… do they believe their own shit?
Aaron must have cured Brooks’ cancer…
That popped into my mind too!
Teddies whole “I don’t care” thing is just her protecting herself. The thing I’ve noticed with her is she is very awkward socially, especially with these women and she takes some stuff way to seriously. Teddi is kind of boring, and she is also kind of weird to me, but whatever, not everyone likes each other.
I totally get what you are saying. Teddi is young and maybe doesn’t understand the full ramifications of saying, I don’t care if you all come. That is a personal protection response. I get why Kyle and she are friends. It’s like Kyle has tucked her under her wing.
Not a Sutton fan. Far too pretentious. Rinna seems to falsely compliment everything about Sutton. Comes across artificial and insincere.
Oops! Just posted something similar. Shoulda read the rest of the comments.
Sometimes people acting like the “victim” is because usually they are being picked on in some way. I will always back up Teddie because she has been obese and knows the hypocrisy of all people who have never struggled with weight. The only addiction that you cant go cold turkey with and society accepts shaming of still.
I agree with you, I think Teddi is protecting herself too. She isn’t my favorite but I like her. I think some women on the show do well with groups of friends and others do better with one-on-one friendships. I think Teddi, Denise, and Erika aren’t really “group” type of people, they are a little more introverted about friendships. Even though Erika has a wild side, she’s still reserved in her friendships. Kyle and Dorit definitely love big groups and large parties. I think Rinna and could take them or leave them.
Well, Yolanda was his client ?. Teddie was rude, but she’s more socially awkward to me. And kinda boring. If her retreat was important, why invite the women? Maybe it’s paid for by Bravo.
This. Yolanda was his client.
If that doesn’t say it all about Aaron. . .
I completely agree about Teddie being socially awkward and strangely I think Sutton is a bit the same. I know the place cards are production but I felt the ” I like being told where to sit so I don’t sit next to someone who doesn’t like me, ” sentiment.
I felt for Teddie she’s hormonal and she and Sutton aren’t clicking. Poor thing. This is is my favorite franchise and like all the women. Sutton is pretentious but there seems to be something vulnerable about her. Idk. This show is a nice mix of personalities. Denise’s paranoia was strange. Sorry my brain is a bit all over the place! Lol
Something IS wrong with Sutton. She has all these pretentious ways but none of the pretentious friends to go with them… hmmm. She also has lots of time to film with women she clearly feels are beneath her. What will her other “friends” say? Quelle horreur!
This episode was just boring enough to fit into my life right now. Also, I dislike Sutton immensely. I agree with the poster above who said Garcelle fits in much better. Lisa can definitely stop explaining Sutton. I heard Kyle tell Sutton that what she said was fine cause it was “her truth”. We have to STOP saying her truth, your truth, my truth. That just means what you are spouting off what you believe but it sure isn’t the truth. You were rude and hurt someone’s feeling because of your perception. How does that being a jerk okay?
I had no idea that Aaron was so important. I mean, he must be having a field day with covid. What does that protect you from???
Covid is probably our second best friend. You know, right after cancer, which apparently we all have and it is saving our lives. I was feeling sorry for Denise for all of the future drama. She is a great mom and has many good qualities. Unfortunately, she keeps choosing batshit crazy men. Tonight I realized that Aaron as just as fucked up as Charlie Sheen. They both have some serious mental defects. But Denise seems so grounded and loving and kind. I don’t get it.
Don’t forget he has a giant wiener.
How could we forget that. But no wiener is worth this much crazy. I need a sane man and I get to be the lunatic. 🙂
I hope you are doing well and taking care of my fiancee. 🙂 You’ve been sort of laying low and I miss your comments. xo ~tt I will call you the next time I get off the struggle bus. Or if I am struggling too much. Currently just trying to stay afloat.
I’ve been lost in Photoland. LOL. Trying to sort through — seriously — about 6,000 emails from EACH of 6 accounts before I load them in a email manager program in my new iPad. I have to do it on the GMail server because they don’t go away if I delete from the app. (I will change the settings henceforth, but years of past messages are in there. And some I need to keep.)
So what you are trying to say is photos are a PITA? lol don;t think anyone gets how much goes into a a post. And getting these DO YOU JOB posts from people makes me homicidal. Thanks for helping. I am doing the best I can.
Your worst is better than most peoples’ best! Carry on.
Well said thank you TT
Also I am in moderation -probably broke a rule here
I’m so upset about Aaron’s ignorance.
I’ll go check certain depressing words trip moderation.
The easy way to phrase it is Denise probably thinks she can “save” these guys.
I think she’s had a past she’s been shamed for (but shouldn’t be), and it’s made her very unpretentious/non-judgmental, open-hearted & open-minded with people, etc. She must see the best in these guys, and her better aspects don’t protect her from them.
Emily W, Well that just about sums up all my relationships and the reasons for them! I’m going to need bi-weekly appointments with you so pencil me in ?
Wow – those interview looks are hard to look at on Rinna and Erika and I love both of them. Rinna is too bright with the weird pink eye shadow, and Erika, well that’s just a lot of look with the wide arms. I want to be into this season, but it isn’t working for me yet. So far I like Garcelle, but I only saw her at the dinner party. I missed a few things in earlier episodes. I loved watching her husband’s reaction to Aaron.
I can’t help myself, I love watching Rinna and how hard she works to stir the pot, keeping the drama alive. And I know most people don’t enjoy how she cracks herself up but I find her amusing. Same with her crazy electric eyeshadow in her testimonials, it’s horrible but she is so over the top she can pull it off.
I agree with you about Garcelle’s date’s reactions to Aaron. He was hilarious! Between his funny facial expressions and a stoned Mauricio eating Denise’s salmon and nodding along with Aaron’s gibberish it was weirdly entertaining.
Aaron looked like he was out of his mind and sounded even crazier. He may be a charlatan but the delusion and paranoia are off the charts. Poor Denise, she does have a pitiful picker.
I couldn’t agree more with this comment!
I’m never going to not love Lisa Rinna. I’ve been a fan since she played Billie on Days Of Our Lives. She does ridiculous things, has for decades, but she seems in on the joke every time. She seems to own her failures too– I remember various E! shows from the mid-2000s where she was open about bad surgery and such. Her store closures. Etc. She’s a caricature who’s doing the drawing with a wink, is how I see her at this point, thanks especially to that wild pink look!
Garcelle’s date was hysterical – and she is awesome.
I adore Rinna, too! She does seem to be in on the joke even when she is the joke. She seems very honest and has a good sense of humor. She’s someone I could just watch wander around. She makes me laugh. I love her and Erica together… she brings out a funnier side to Erica who can take things too seriously.
So far I cannot stand Sutton! She seems like one of these rich pretentious bitches that is used to having her ass kissed and can complain about petty shit and talk down to others from her high horse. And of course she picks Teddy to pick at, the one who will not really fight back. I’d like to see her treat Erica in the same way. Now that would be fun to watch ha! I also wasn’t a fan of Kyle and Dorit defending Sutton because she “was just telling her truth”. Well then Kyle and Dorit, why not tell Sutton the truth about her choices of clothing? Cause that dress she wore at the party was gaudy as hell, no matter how much she paid for it!
Not sure what is up with Mauricio either. Drunk, high, or maybe he was thinking about how expensive the salmon was?
And why does Faye Resnick keep showing up? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
If you guys are referring to black man at the dinner table he wasn’t Garcelle’s date. He’s Kyle’s friend and I believe he’s gay. His name is Justin and when we first saw him, she referred to him as her assistant.
You are right! I shouldn’t have just assumed he was with Garcelle, my bad.
Thank you! I was wondering why everyone thought he was her date…he clearly plays for the other team. He had the best facial expressions! He had that look like, “I hope these rich white women aren’t buying into this bullshit”.
Garcelle’s date looks very familiar. I know I’ve seen him on TV elsewhere.
I finally figured out who Justin is, he looked familiar to me, too. Justin Sylvester is a correspondent on the E news channel.
YES!!! Thank you!
That wasn’t her date. It was Kyle’s former assistant who’s now on E! News
The one interview look with Ronan in black and white leopard print… her hair, her makeup, it’s all totally awful! I also hated her hair at Kyles dinner party, what’s going on? The pink shoulder pad interview isn’t too bad, but not great. I didn’t mind Erika’s because that’s what I expect, maybe Rinna is just trying too hard.
Adored Rinna’s Zebra suit. Also thought Garcelle was smashing.
Why does Dorit still get to be on this show? What a pretentious bore.
Whenever they cut to Sutton, I find myself holding my breath, waiting to see what odd take she is going to give a particular situation. She’s not likeable but I find her entertaining to watch.
I’m a Kyle superfan. And I am struggling with her scene partners this season. I know production chooses this, and Kyle’s default is to accept everyone until they turn on her, but I hate that she is the one stuck filming with Sutton. Also, Garcelle apparently could not stand Kyle all season and Kyle claims they got along fine all season and then after filming ended Garcelle trashed her on WWHL. Not sure what to think about that.
I’ve always been a Kyle fan too. I don’t get her friendship with Faye Resnick (whom they wisely keep on the sidelines now). But I’ve always liked her and especially loved her when she yelled at LVP for telling her she didn’t support LVP’s events. Will be interested to see what the problem with Garcelle is.
Garcelle wasn’t mean. She was answering questions in one of those WWHL shady games. It seemed to me like she liked Kyle the least but I didn’t get any indication that she especially disliked her or was trying to start something.
If I had to guess maybe Garcelle is jealous of Kyle’s marriage.
Garcelle is beautiful but that outfit was so wrong for a dinner party at someone’s home and her makeup was wrong.
She continues to start shit with Kyle. Kyle didn’t welcome her enough. Kyle was filming a movie at the same time she was filming the show. She had a shit ton going on and did not have time to hold the newbies hand.
So Aaron really said that cancer comes in to protect us from an infection that our immune system can’t fight off, if not we would all be dead in 12 hours, then he goes on to say cancer is our best friend… Cray, cray!!
What is this secret infection that will kill us all in 12 hours?
The mystery people in the car following them.
It must be a joy to take a Sunday drive with them.
Yes! Am I the only one who noticed his mug of coffee while driving? It wasn’t a travel mug. I have no idea why this seemed so strange.
Also are they being protected AND followed at the same time? One team follow and another protecting?
The return of Kim Richards & Brandi Glanville to this sinking ship known as RHOBH .
If he says Brandi infected Denise throughout the series it would be partially true on his part. Well in his mind.
I have not watched this show. But TT, my sister in law told us tonight that she has Lyme disease. She has decided she has the Lyme. She said something about her legs were swollen, there was a huge tick bit on her leg,, and the first thing for treatment would be IV antibiotics, BUT she is too scared to go to the ER because she lives in TN.
I cannot believe how stupid she thinks we are. I had to go upstairs because I couldn’t control myself saying how stupid she sounds. She complains about not going outside for over month and somehow gets bit by a tick in the month of April in a damn suburb with no trees? She is too afraid to go to a health care provider though. She scams money out of anyone that will listen.
Anyone else has family or extended family like this?
She just blew my mind, trying to say she has Lyme disease. Are you fucking kidding me? She has had my FIL buying her meat in KY, where we live, then been driving up here to pick the groceries he has bought for her. My FIL has COPD, and she has been having him shop for her.
This is why I cannot deal with any of them. They enable her.
That sounds super frustrating. There will always be those people in our lives who can irritate the shit out of us. I have a few. You have to decide if it’s something you can change for the better and if they are worth all of the head space they occupy. She’s self absorbed, you’re not. Don’t let it
eat at you.
Tell her to DM Yolanda Foster — oops, Hadid. She can tell her EXACTLY what to do! ?
Love this! ???
YES!! OMG !! YES!!
I have an emotionally draining hypochondriac vampire in my family.
Maybe your sister just needs you to love her.
I have a cousin that I lived with for a couple years in my twenties. She was an RN. She has never had a cold in her life, it’s always some crazy unheard of flu, self-diagnosed of course. Never stubbed a toe, always some goofy foot “syndrome”, again self-diagnosed.
Tricked her husband into having children—he didn’t want anymore, he had four from 3 previous marriages. There is an inherited eye disease in our family that goes back four generations so our grandparents had us all tested when we were when teens. She was a carrier and that cemented the family history and future. She was told to adopt to end the cycle. She got lucky, had a girl, no problem. But that wasn’t going to get her the attention she needed. She went off birth control, got the boy who will eventually lose his sight and calls him her “miracle” child because she was “so careful not to get pregnant”. Her husband sent me and my mom a request for family info, we never replied because we knew what she had done. Her father (blind) was dependent on her and he also has had to live with this.
Sadly, these are all facts, she told me all about her going off birth control, setting up one of his sons to be kicked out, using her “medical conditions” to never get a job, and running his 100+ year old family business into the ground by going to Disney twice a tear rather than paying taxes. They could go to Disney so often because her kids were Homeschooled, seems they were “picked on” at every school in the area.
Her issues weren’t caused because she wasn’t loved, they were caused by her mother who would take us for drives and tell us how to pick a man so that you never had to work, how she could use her genetics to manipulate and trap a man. She was bitter because her husband went blind, as she knew he would, and she had to work. This is the tip of the iceberg, she’s so much more fucked up than I can even say.
Thanks for the vent, this woman has destroyed so many family relationships in order to keep her secrets from her husband. She follows Munchausen sites on Facebook. Hmmm.
Well I am the hated sister. And a little love would go a long way. Yes I hear you we are awful people who should die in a fire. But really all we want is our sister to be a sister and love us.
And my sister always says she doesn’t know why I don’t think she loves me. It because she barely acknowledges me most of the time. Try being nice to your sister and see how that works.
I’m not watching RHOBH anymore, because I can’t believe they chose to keep the awful Dorit, I hated all the petty fighting last season, and I am *not here* for a season’s worth of hearing about whether Denise and Brandi had a fling. After dropping RHOBH, now the only RH I watch is New York, and Ramona and Luann are about to push me away from it.
Same here. Although i gave up on Beverly Hills last year. Only sporadically watching NY now. These shows have really jumped the shark. I love Summer House.
I’m actually liking Dorit now that Puppygate and the lawsuits are over. I did notice her “accent” came right back when she was talking to PK in the pool but otherwise it seems to have calmed down.
Im giving the new ladies a chance, and I am hoping the Denise/Brandi hookup won’t happen until we are much farther into the season so it’s not another puppygate.
I am about to watch the episode ( Australian viewing time) but I just knew there had to be something wrong with Aaron. Just last week the attention and care that he showed Denise bought tears to my eyes, I’ve suffered chronic pain for years but have it under control at moment ).and I couldn’t help but think wow imagine having one of those… my husbands lovely but not so much a care taker… just knew Aaron was too good to be true. I’d rather my hubby than wakadoo cray cray any day! Even without the abs
So my husband and I were in Palm Springs this past fall and we met a couple who were trying to sell us on the same mat Aaron put Denise on after her surgery. They said the same NASA stuff and everything. They wanted us to go to their place and lie on it. They said it would clean our livers and kidneys. We were like we’re too drunk but thanks! lol. Anyway, does anyone remember the Russian holistic doctor who claimed to have cured cancer and then got shot in the head? Allegedly by a government agency? I feel like he’s trying to convince Denise he’s really super important and she’s buying it. In my opinion he hired a car to trail them or Charlie has a p.i. on her or Nicolette is trailing them for fun. No matter what it’s silliness. And yes, I agree Sutton sucks. No manners at all.
Dr Sebi
I think he was Michael Jackson’s healer there for awhile
My hairstylist says that mat thing saves her life. She lies on it at her aunt’s house several times a week. The family schedules times to do it because it is expensive so they all share. I’m thinking Aaron is nutty—but the mat might have merit. Do any of you have one? They are available in the UK and Canada.
It might have some merit but the whole thing was kind of shady. They wanted us to invest in them and sell them. It seemed like an mlm scheme or something like that. I was actually curious to try the mat until they started in with that stuff, then we got creeped out.
I love the picture at the top!
They look like some demented Girls’ Choir!
Well this season is disappointing so far, the best thing about it is Erika and I’m not usually a fan of hers but she’s really growing on me. Teddi is always involved in petty fights and is over emotional even when not pregnant. And finally we are seeing Kyle’s true colors from the first two seasons as she no longer has LVP to hide behind. Sutton is an asshole and I wish they would have put her on RHONY as those ladies would have checked her real quick. Now I see why they brought back Brandi and leaked the story months in advance.
I never liked Kyle — there’s a reason why her family can go months with icing her out. You can see the cracks in her marriage & in her life. There’s also a tension between her & Mauricio for the last couple of seasons and he seems very off… disengaged. Something isn’t right & Kim isn’t around for Kyle to blame. I don’t give a flip about this cast — Garcelle is great, though.
I felt sorry for Denise (aside from Aaron), she was obviously in alot of pain from her operation. Shoulda stayed home girl. I remember when Andy asked Teddi if John gave her any advice before a reunion and it was DON’T CRY – major fail Teddi. And, that fireball stuff that Sutton brought is what they guzzle down in Summer House. Was it a thing last summer (I’m out of the loop)?
Yeah Denise looked in pain the whole time, and I think her having to do some stupid “First impression and now ( lasting impression?)” With Sutton was ridiculous as they do not know each other well at all! That should have been done later down the road. I think Denise did the best she could, in pain. And then her hubby starts on all this crap and she’s like let’s just go.
My ex never could not stop running his mouth and sounding confusing and weird. You can’t just say ” stop talking!” You just have to say time to go, with or without you dude.
Oh and yeah the Fireball gift from Sutton. I would have expected something fancier and uber expensive. On the other hand, her above everyone ass probably contemplated Mad Dog 20/20 for the lessers.
@Wendy, something about your comment reminded me of when a friend brought me a bottle of wine to a party I was throwing. She went on about how great the wine is and that she took a lot of time to pick it out and that she spent so much money. She presented the bottle to me in front of everybody. Everybody was laughing at her behind her back cause she tried to present the wine like it was a expensive bottle of wine and it was 2 buck Chuck.
I love 2 buck chuck..my favorite (’cause you wanted to know) is the seasonal (late fall, winter) Nouveau, they used to call it a Beaujolais but France busted them. I have to pick it up when I go to Tuscon to visit my daughter or have her buy for and pick it up (what’s left) the next time I see her…I wonder if I can order online?
Sigh, yet another food and beverage site I need to investigate!
You made me giggle…. I too am ruled by my belly… or taste buds… or need for inexpensive yummies.
Prycer that is hilarious!
I always wondered why Denise would marry the crazy Charlie Sheen. Now I see she has a type and crazy is it’s name. Charlie, Aaron and Brandi.
I totally get Teddy’s response. She invited her friends to an event and they were rude and kept acting like they didn’t want to come. I would feel the same way. If you don’t want to come and can’t be supportive- stay home. People pay to attend her events. They were rude first. I do think there is some jealousy with Teddy’s youth, natural beauty and real last name recognition. Those are all things you can not buy and they can buy everything else- especially tacky couture.?
I get that Teddi did not want a re-play of that dinner party at her event ’cause that’s kind of what always happens.
I may be in a minority but I really like Teddi. I get her language around the invitation was confusing and off putting, but agree she’s socially awkward. Love her devotion to her family and wish they’d show more of that.
I like Teddi, too. I like it when they highlight her fitness venture and her cute family. I just think she has trouble finding the line between “being direct” and having social graces. As someone said, she just needs to say that she’d love to have them there but she understands if they can’t. Problem solved. Sutton did end up saying that Teddi wasn’t boring but it came across as a bit patronizing. Dumb game.
I agree. I find Teddi relatable. It is a sad comment on a society that hates on kindness, makes fun of social awkwardness. ??
Agree with you. I think Teddi actually does care whether the ladies attend her event but she is trying to protect her feelings and give them an out, since they have been mostly dismissive of her career. I question a lot of the hate that Teddi gets online, especially when you think about some of the antics of these women, how is she any worse? Sutton definitely has come into the season very obviously trying to have a “thing” with Teddi. At that dinner party, Sutton clearly heard all the women going around saying nice things about each other and yet she made a conscious choice to say mean things to Teddi knowing that she would be embarrassing her. Imagine any of us sitting around a dinner table of 16 people and having someone you’ve just met say insulting things to you? Regardless of whether you like Teddi or not, that was classic mean girl behavior from Sutton. And then after it goes down she goes the passive aggressive route of “I was just being honest, I didn’t MEAN to hurt her feelings…” And this was the woman that was so concerned about not having a place to sit and being uncomfortable? But you are comfortable speaking so disrespectfully to another guest? If she keeps this up, it’s no wonder she was relegated to “friend” of the cast. I have found her so far to be very unlikable. At least Teddi cries real tears unlike most of the other women who make the cry face and voice and dab at their eyes and makeup but not one tear falls!
I was intrigued by all the dramatic faces the girls were making during the dinner, especially during the game and Aaron’s stunning “revelations.” They aren’t natural faces. It was clear to me they were only making them to draw the camera eye. And it’s bad acting too. They basically just need any topic to make faces at.
SOFA KING ANNOYING….. hahahahaha. Love that. Not sure if that is yours TT but if it is you should copyright it. ????
We should team up and come out with a line of Sofa King Joggers!
Omgggg yes. Or maybe VPR’s Kristen can put it on a T shirt ?????
Manners and etiquette are meant to make others feel comfortable. If you use them as a cudgel to belittle others, you are the one being a rude bitch.
Here here, she is flat out rude and I don’t see how that plays out with her supposedly upper-echelon “real” friends. Let’s break out our non-existent copies of “Class with the Countess”.
Maybe it’s what is going on in the world right now, but I’m having a hard time getting into this season right now. All I think of when I look at Kyle’s hair is Eva Gabor’s hair…
I know we are only a couple episodes in but with LVP there it seems like Kyle is a little more guarded (might not be the right word) but she seems a little sketch and Erika seems way less guarded. Is that crown too heavy for Kyle? LOL
Side thought…Does anyone think that Sutton has a Covid haircut? I mean with all that $$$$….
I am not looking forward to the season of making Denise the fall guy. I enjoy her, her honesty and more down to earth nature is refreshing. Not sure why Bravo went in that direction or gave her the bad edit, but I absolutely think that’s why they leaked the stuff with Brandi in advance to get viewers. Otherwise, just based on these first few episodes the season would be a snooze fest. But please, I don’t want Brandi on my screen anymore, she is way past being relevant and is just gross.
Not loving the producers breaking the fourth wall but am guessing they needed to do it because they can’t get to the storylines they want or need otherwise. I think Mo is hilarious this year stoned out of his mind. Dorit and PK walking around their house explaining the bankruptcy rumours to each other as normal couples would? Delusional but hilarious. Teddi is not a bad person at all but I just don’t think she fits in here and clearly she is very self conscious about it. Kyle’s makeup at the dinner party was atrocious, it aged her by 10 years. She looked so much better the next day at Sutton’s. Sutton reminds me of that Dana chick from several seasons ago with the $25k sunglasses, remember? She didn’t pan out either.
I think Sutton is just learning the lay of the land. Lets give her a chance. And I do like Denise, but Aaron scares me for her. His slamming Kyle’s door and then threatening Denis was very telling
Kyle and Rinna completely set up Teddi to get attacked by Sutton at that dinner. I understand that’s Rinna’s role on this show, to shit stir, and I am certainly not a Teddi fan. But this reinforced for me once again what I’ve always thought — Kyle is incredibly phony and cowardly. She is supposed to be Teddi’s friend.
I can’t anymore with their glam squads for every freaking thing. Spending 5 hours to go to someone’s home for dinner is stupid.
Sutton is a no class hick that married well. She looks like crap in everything she wears so it takes away from it being designer. No one cares Sutton! No one, well except Rinna. She’ll kiss anyone’s ass that has more money than she has. Shut up Rinna! Tired of you too. “Sutton has money honey!”. She may have money but she’s very low class and someone needs to tell her that her hair does nothing for her and makes her look 60. I don’t mind the bangs on Kyle though.
I don’t care that Mauricio was high and love that he took Denise’s salmon. I’d need to be high with those “ladies” too. Better than being a nasty drunk.
That nasally voice of Erika’s is not for me. She’s not as good as she thinks she is although I do feel sorry for her because of how hard her mother was on her. My mother was also my worst critic. While other mothers praised their daughter and told them how beautiful they were, my mom was busy making me humble. I was a chubby child back when children weren’t chubby. She never failed to tell me. Made me so insecure even to this day
Yeah, this episode made me feel… a little less sorry/trepidation for what’s coming up with Denise this season, thanks to her husband. So many astounding women marry such … questionable assholes.
Is it possible there’s some bad edit to Sutton? Because she seems truly, truly ridiculous. I don’t get how anyone is nice to her…? She’s a freaking camera magnet, so there’s that. She looks ridiculous, but so does/did Erika sometimes. She’ll figure it out and pay someone to figure it out for her. I kind of loved her dinner look after I got used to it.
I know they all get some levels of work done pre-season, from botox to facials to bangs and wigs, but Erika really looks amazing this year. I don’t think it’s work done – I think it’s work she’s doing being happy. Broadway success, work on herself/her marriage arrangement to be less irritated with people– Maybe it WAS Vanderpump leaving.
I don’t miss Lisa Vanderpump; I welcome her absence. She needs a few rounds being ridiculous on Vanderpump Rules, showing us a nicer side with these kids that suck up to her, before I miss her presence. Gloves are all off, all the time now. Maybe it’ll get like Real Housewives Thunderdome.
I get Teddi’s point – if you don’t want to be “present,” then don’t come to the retreat. But this low-key, easy-going girl she thinks she is/wants to be seems to be at odds with who she often is. She does care, it’s okay to care and move on after feeling cruddy about it. Instead she comes across more awkward than usual in trying to communicate effectively. I feel for her, but to a point, honestly. To be unpopular, I don’t think Sutton was in the wrong here in questioning Teddi’s approach. She’s new, and she’s awkward too. This could be a match made in heaven all season long for ridiculous drama. I’d love to see them join awkward forces eventually.
I don’t believe I would be comfortable at an event hosted by Sutton even if I were filthy rich. Her idea of proper etiquette and fabulous hosting is rigid and designed to glorify HER. I read a little bit about her and I know she comes from money but obviously she is the stick-up-the-ass braggadocious filthy rich type and not the fabulous philanthropic charming gracious rich type. I would actually watch a RH series about lovely rich people trying to do good or at least interesting people with money. I actually was scrolling through YouTube last night and somehow found myself watching a lovely video of Mary Duke Biddle discussing growing up in the Duke Semans mansion at 1009 Fifth Ave. across from the Met. She was so interesting that I went and read more about her. She was philanthropic. She fought for Civil Rights and supported gay rights. I want Real Housewives shows about women like her. Le sigh.
BTW? I also love Kyle & Rinna. I guess these shows can’t have their characters be The Good Girl every season.
What flavor Kool-Aid is Aaron and Denise drinking?
Getting back to last week’s episode, Denise obviously had so much plastic surgery done. What was her crazy comment that she did not want to go under for a hernia surgery because she was a mother now? Why did she go under for all of those elective cosmetic surgeries then? i’m voting for grape flavor
I forgot she said that. Hernias come from surgeries sometimes I think she’s had a tummy tuck or two. I was shocked she had four and tolerated it fir so long. I recall her wiring out with weights last season. Ouch
Sutton reminds me of some of the wealthy ladies I used to work with in not for profit fundraising. She’s ok, I would know what to expect and she would set a high bar in for everyone, including herself. No big. I see her as elevating the show because unlike Dorit she isn’t a poser, and unlike some of the one time actresses she doesn’t pretend to be famous or want that kind of lost adoration.
Aaron no longer seems too good to be true. Denise is way too gullible for a woman with a crazy husband past like she has.
Teddie is already using the hormonal excuse. She is just too emotional to be with this group.
Aaron is making Charlie Sheen look sane
I think that Kyle is making moves for ratings. Calling on Aaron to talk knowing that he will sound bat shit crazy. Seating Sutton next to Teddy. I don’t blame her for wanting the ratings. That’s what she gets paid to do. I for one like to see people with the masks off and on reality TV and I am going to keep on watching when I’m in the mood for mindless entertainment. When I want to watch something cultural and enlightening I tune in to a documentary, not the Housewives. The most wealthy housewife is still in the bottom percentile of the one per cent. Kyle should be careful though. In Lisa’s absence She is on a very slippery slope of becoming the next Bobby Fisher or revealing that she was always a chess player, just outmatched by LVP.
They are trying to make Aaron some misunderstood genius of the medical field.. when he hooked up Denise in the prior episode “NASA would be pissed to know we are using this” or something like that, and the “I’m not suppose to mention that” while hes on camera…and now “People are following us” Most of the husbands are marginalized on the Housewife franchise and Denise is probably doing her best to help poor dumb hung Aaron… I really like Denise she the best thing on the show lately.. but poor stupid Aaron.. and Sutton is a nasty piece of work,, if had a dollar for every time she says “Couture” .. and if she dresses so well why does she look so cheap and whoreish?
Denise seems to attract idiots.
Poor Dumb Hung sounds like a stereotypical 1960s Chinese porn star name.
I read in an online article cost for retreats by Teddi is like $3900…not sure if price applies to a weekend retreat or not but so excessive and really do not understand any justification for it ???
Tamara, I clicked on wrong area, instead of my first and last name can you please put Mousie on my comment about retreat cost, would really appreciate it, tanks…love your work.
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