I am really enjoying this season so I really want to watch more than I want to recap. I want to see how the new dick head does. So I am going to do another (probably) short Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Thanks for all of you for still reading here. I’ve lost a lot of readership here since the virus hit. I really thought it would be the other way around. But it is what it is. Thanks for all that hit the share buttons.
I barely remember the last episode but it looks like the primaries may break up over….ADAM? This has to be storyline. I did once date a chef primarily for access to free food at the best restaurant in town. But I would not leave my rich boyfriend over flirting with…ADAM. He is no catch at all. Speaking of no catch at all, Georgia is throwing herself at the new dick head, Chris. He’a annoying AF. But Georgia feels the need to throw herself at every man she sees.
Back The Fuck Off My Man!
Fun fact: I have never had avocado toast. I’d love to try it though. Where the hell are the wasps coming from? That is so weird. I guess even wasps want to be on a yacht. I’ve had these weird flying insects in my house. I think they are giant mosquitoes. I opened the door and windows and they seem to have found their way out. There were three of them. One died and two finally escaped.
Jenna tells the guest that she and Adam are dating. Basically, it was a back off my man speech. Also, Paget and Georgia bond over singing and playing the guitar. Core water is heavily advertised on this show. On the real Below Deck they seemed to stop doing that. Adam goes to buy flowers for Jenna who has never received them before. I’ve only ever received them from my person, who is not my boyfriend. But he is my imaginary Internet husband. 🙂 That’s way better than a boyfriend. I may be a bit spoiled.
Georgia On My Mind
Is Adam drunk? Paget was taking him on land to shop and he ran smack into a tree! Wait, he is not shopping. He is hunting for wild flowers. How does he have time to do this? And why does he think he might just find some flowers. I guarantee you that he did not pick those flowers. That’s a full on arrangement. I guarantee you Adam doesn’t know how to do that. Nor did he find the flowers for it.
Paget is such a dickhead. He and Georgia are the entertainment for the guests on a late night beach dinner. Apparently, he too can sing and play the guitar. So they sign a love song to each other on the beach. If I were Georgia I would pack my shit and go. One of the guests is even falling in love with Georgia. Ciara is watching the whole thing from the shore. How does Pager not know this is a terrible idea? One of the charter guests proposes to another. He doesn’t have a ring so Jenna gives him a rind she is wearing. She says no!!!! #Awkward Meanwhile I can’t stop eating the tiny Jose Andres tiny Spanish olives. Hopefully, all the water retention will save me a few sleepy trips to the bathroom to pee later.
Two Parties Of Four
The Adam and Jenna storyline is annoying. Chris asks Georgia on a fish foot spa date. This is the traditional Bravo written date for anyone in an island country. But Greece really doesn’t fit the profile. In the charter debrief Captain Glenn was happy with everyone for a change. We need more Captain Glenn on this show.
Everyone is going out for dinner on shore. Jenna and Adam and Ciara and Paget have dinner at one table. And the others go across the street (but the same restaurant for their dinner. This is interesting. Paget literally gets up and walks across the street to flirt with Georgia. Madison feels completely ignored. She probably really misses Parker who was one of the only ones who paid attention to her. Byron is sort of a dick to Madison. He doesn’t get what it is like to sit at the kids table in another room while everyone else is coupled up. I don’t think she is seeking attention. I think she is lonely. Cut her some slack and show her some love. Why are they so mean to her? The crew finds out from Georgia that Madison’s sister was murdered.
Adam and Jenna have “great sex” and then get into a huge fight over…Jenna not being excited enough over the flowers? Adam not telling her he loves her? I have no clue.
Next week looks dramatic. One of the primaries has stage four cancer. But rather than giving her the cruise of a lifetime the crews bitch at each other.