I’m going to try to get a decent Pump Rules recap up. Sorry for all of the delayed recaps. I’m back on the struggle bus and doing the best I can. But hey, it’s the episode where Beau makes the worst decision of his life and I am the queen of bad decisions.
You know that commercial about “when your V neck is more of a U neck? That is Beau the morning after his big fight with Stassi over Kristen. Stassi thinks that she and Beau are going “mausoleum shopping.” Is that even a thing? Apparently it is. The proposal was sweet. Who know mausoleums were so pretty? I am not sure we even have mausoleums here.
It’s time for the bashing of Kristen. AGAIN. She is not invited to the party at Lisa’s. Lala is such a fucking cunt. Kristen was the only one who was nice to her when she was the one being shit on. Carter sent Beau a message pointing out that Kristen is the one that introduced them to each other. Stassi just doesn’t get what a horrible person she is.
Oh wow! Stassi’s whole family has flown in for the party at LVP’s house. It was lovely. I’m not sure what else to say. Brittany had engagement party envy. I miss Kristen. There is literally an empty seat at the table for her. Scheana is basically hitting on Stassi’s brother. I think he is in middle school. What is wrong with her. At least Stassi and Beau seem genuinely happy. Good luck, Beau.
Meanwhile back a SUR the wait staff are all in the back alley together. Yeah, you don’t all get to take breaks together when waiting tables. I sucked at waiting tables, and even I know this. Brett and Dayna chat. I’m not sure why. I don’t really get the new kids storylines.
Jax and Brittany go over to visit Kristen. Jax apparently has a lawn cutting fetish so he cuts the grass while Brittany comforts Kristen over not being invited to the engagement party.
The Softball Game
It’s time for the big softball game between SUR and Tom Tom. I guess I am Team Tom Tom. LVP looks weird, and kind of um, bigger, in jeans. Scheana is the pitcher for SUR. Shockingly, she played baseball from childhood to high school. I would never have guessed that in a million years. Ariana’s baseball commentary with all the sexual innuendos was funny. James who is nearly a month sober attempts to make amends with Katie. It was very heartfelt. So, of course Kate was a royal bitch to him. Because, Katie. Charli also has softball experience.
SUR begins to take a commanding lead in the softball game and tempers are getting high. There is a lot of trash talking and rule breaking and general pandemonium. Sandoval is trying to enforce his own personal set of rules on the game. Rules that benefit Team Tom Tom an umpire can’t be a player. He is also screaming at all his teammates. I hope they show him scrubbing toilets. I like him but he is doing the most right now. Raquel has a great hit, but for some reason she forgets to run and when she does she seems to think she is in a ballet class and the lesson is jeté. SUR wins by a landslide. Ariana throws a bat in anger and it bounces up and hits her in the face. OUCH! Next week looks dramatic!