I said in my exclusive about all the drama at the reunion taping that I wasn’t going to do a RHOA recap tonight. Secrets Revealed episodes are usually a waste of time and I wasn’t even going to tape it. But it looks good so I am going to see where this goes.
Please note that Kandi Burruss is narrating the episode. That must piss Nene off. But Nene can barely read. We begin with some unseen footage of Mike and Cynthia in what I suppose is a stripper pole gym. For some reason Cynthia wants twerking lessons. Kandi and Todd went on a glass blowing date. Kandi loved all the sexual innuendo.
Quarantines & Confessionals
Next, there is some home video of Kandi Facetiming with Kenya during the quarantine. It was shot on April 15th so just over a week ago. Kenya says she and Marc talk multiple times throughout the day. Marc is in NYC feeding the frontline heroes out of his restaurant. Kandi seemed happy rocking baby Blaze. But Kandi seems happy most of the time. Even when she is stuck in the house cooking and cleaning and changing diapers. Kenya seemed in good spirits too.
We find out that Porsha checked Dennis’ phone and found confirmation of the inappropriate relationship with the other woman. My question is, “Which time is she referring to here?” There have been many.
I loved the outtakes from their confessionals and Nene getting lost in Athens. Cynthia and Eva Facetime during the quarantine. Eva has started her new radio gig for the Rick Smiley Morning Show in Dallas. She’s phoning it in from Atlanta. Supposedly, that is the way it will always be. Cynthia is loving quarantine with Mike. She’s not sure what is going to happen to her November wedding. She jokes with Eva about having a Zoom wedding. Eva and Porsha are not getting along so they are not checking in with each other. Then we see unseen footage where Eva is very supportive of Porsha.
Facetiming & Cookies
Well this is some interesting footage. It’s the day after Kenya took a marching band to crash Marlo’s wig line event. And Kandi and Porsha are at Marlo’s house where she is feeding them and the boys she is raising. It’s weird seeing the motherly sided of Marlo. The topic of conversation is Eva. Porsha is shocked at the things Eva says behind her back. I’m shocked that Kandi is in this scene with “the other side.” I guess somebody has to report back to Kenya and Cynthia.
Kenya and Marc go to visit The Cookie Lady! Check out my reunion tea post for juicy details on how that played out. Kenya totally throws Cynthia under the bus for telling Tanya about the cookie lady. Later, Eva invited Kenya and Tanya to her maternity photo shot. Neither knew the other was coming. This is Eva trying to get Tanya and Kenya back together. Kenya is too messy to make amends.
It Is FinishED.
There was a lot of stuff about Porsha’s uterus that I don’t care about. Dennis wants a little Dennis Jr. Why?
Marc bitches about Kenya not buying him a birthday cake. These two seem to do nothing but push each others buttons.
Porsha doesn’t know how to pronounce Versace? The final scene is an all cast sit down where Yovanna admits to lying about having a recording thereby throwing Nene under the bus. Nene can barely stammer out an explanation. Basically, everyone comes for Yovanna and ignores Nene’s participation.
Did anything surprise you in this episode?