I said in my exclusive about all the drama at the reunion taping that I wasn’t going to do a RHOA recap tonight. Secrets Revealed episodes are usually a waste of time and I wasn’t even going to tape it. But it looks good so I am going to see where this goes.
Please note that Kandi Burruss is narrating the episode. That must piss Nene off. But Nene can barely read. We begin with some unseen footage of Mike and Cynthia in what I suppose is a stripper pole gym. For some reason Cynthia wants twerking lessons. Kandi and Todd went on a glass blowing date. Kandi loved all the sexual innuendo.
Quarantines & Confessionals
Next, there is some home video of Kandi Facetiming with Kenya during the quarantine. It was shot on April 15th so just over a week ago. Kenya says she and Marc talk multiple times throughout the day. Marc is in NYC feeding the frontline heroes out of his restaurant. Kandi seemed happy rocking baby Blaze. But Kandi seems happy most of the time. Even when she is stuck in the house cooking and cleaning and changing diapers. Kenya seemed in good spirits too.
We find out that Porsha checked Dennis’ phone and found confirmation of the inappropriate relationship with the other woman. My question is, “Which time is she referring to here?” There have been many.
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I loved the outtakes from their confessionals and Nene getting lost in Athens. Cynthia and Eva Facetime during the quarantine. Eva has started her new radio gig for the Rick Smiley Morning Show in Dallas. She’s phoning it in from Atlanta. Supposedly, that is the way it will always be. Cynthia is loving quarantine with Mike. She’s not sure what is going to happen to her November wedding. She jokes with Eva about having a Zoom wedding. Eva and Porsha are not getting along so they are not checking in with each other. Then we see unseen footage where Eva is very supportive of Porsha.
Facetiming & Cookies
Well this is some interesting footage. It’s the day after Kenya took a marching band to crash Marlo’s wig line event. And Kandi and Porsha are at Marlo’s house where she is feeding them and the boys she is raising. It’s weird seeing the motherly sided of Marlo. The topic of conversation is Eva. Porsha is shocked at the things Eva says behind her back. I’m shocked that Kandi is in this scene with “the other side.” I guess somebody has to report back to Kenya and Cynthia.
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Kenya and Marc go to visit The Cookie Lady! Check out my reunion tea post for juicy details on how that played out. Kenya totally throws Cynthia under the bus for telling Tanya about the cookie lady. Later, Eva invited Kenya and Tanya to her maternity photo shot. Neither knew the other was coming. This is Eva trying to get Tanya and Kenya back together. Kenya is too messy to make amends.
It Is FinishED.
There was a lot of stuff about Porsha’s uterus that I don’t care about. Dennis wants a little Dennis Jr. Why?
Marc bitches about Kenya not buying him a birthday cake. These two seem to do nothing but push each others buttons.
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Porsha doesn’t know how to pronounce Versace? The final scene is an all cast sit down where Yovanna admits to lying about having a recording thereby throwing Nene under the bus. Nene can barely stammer out an explanation. Basically, everyone comes for Yovanna and ignores Nene’s participation.
Did anything surprise you in this episode?
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Nope, I’m not really surprised by anything here. And really, Porsha shouldn’t be either. But hey, if that’s the life Porsha wants… [Insert Kermit Drinking a Cup of Lipton GIF Here ☕️]
So are we to believe that Marc bought himself a birthday cake so he could complain the he bought his own cake? So dumb
Buy him a cake? Are they even in the same town? I’d buy him a cake so I could smoosh it in his face!
such a gaslighter, she needs to run far, far away
He is so passive aggressive and insecure. He is with wrong woman if he is uncertain of his place in life!
Marc is a mess. He was in Atlanta for his birthday, he and Kenya went to watch a soccer match and they were on instagram live. Lol, afterwards they went out to dinner and later went out with Todd and Kandi. He definitely likes pushing her buttons, maybe the gaslighting makes the sex better but I would cut him for always trying me on NATIONAL TV. A mess.
The producers for season 12 were trash and this secrets revealed episode proved it. A lot of these scenes in this special should’ve been used in the episodes this season but whatever it’s over. The fact that Nene got through the whole season without showing her personal life, when it was all in the media about her son and his babies mother is interesting.
I thought that last episode was the best. The rest was boring.
I couldn’t agree more. This season felt like choppy edit all the way through. The season would have had a better flow with ‘these’ secretes as part of the story.
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Eva appeared on Kandi’s YouTube channel last week. She stated that she has being flying back and forth to Dallas coming home to Atlanta once a week for the weekend. Mike take care of the kidst and hat this quarantine setup is ideal for her but she doesn’t know if she will be able to do the show permanently this way.
Ver-Sayce… LOFL. Porsha is ignorant AND dumb. Even Ramona knows how to say it.
I think she was implying it was FAKE…
That’s exactly it, she was sending shade Yovanna’s wa
*way
I DID wonder if she were saying it like people call Target TarJhay. But when I watched it over and over, there is NO TONE of sarcasm or irony. IF she were implying fake Versace, then that’s pretty funny for Porsha.
Or is this the “swallow the disinfectant” sarcasm of the RHOA?
im sure that was a joke, im sure she can pronounce Versace.
No that’s a famous scene from the movie show girls. The main character mispronounced the word Versace
THANK YOU! I can’t believe people missed this obvious reference to the Acadamy Award-winning classic Showgirls 🙂
I think Porsha was trying to be witty with her mispronunciation. Eva and Nene both offered nothing this season on their personal lives and Cynthia is just a snooze. I really wish they would have shown more of Marlo’s dynamic with her nephews and Kenya and Marc don’t seem like they ever had chemistry, I don’t know how they hooked up let alone got married.
Will someone explain “snakegate” ??
I may have missed a few episodes
Thanks!!
Nene spends all her time complaining and bitching, while Kandi actually works. I am throughly convinced that Nene is on something. All she does is give nasty interviews about other people. She has no self awareness of how awful she presents herself.
Love that Cynthia took stripping and twerking lessons for Mike, Cynthia’s really into Mike, that’s fantastic!!!!😃🤗😃🤗
I enjoyed watching the twerk coach describe what to do for the “bounce.” I remember years ago seeing videos of women twerking with bounce and rhythm. Then, Marley Cyrus started just sticking her butt out. THAT IS NOT twerking. Porsha seems to think bending down and sticking her ass out is twerking.
I remember the old rap videos where they would time it to the beat of the music and even be able to move one cheek at a time…. ah the old days.
Finally, Kenya has the right man, Marc their a perfect match, why? because they both have no problem lying, lying for both of them is like breathing, can’t life without it. Marc had no problem lying and saying that he brought his own Birthday cake and that he celebrated his birthday without Kenya and Brooklyn, when they were filmed to the contrary, go figure????🤔🤔🤔🤔. And we all have experienced Kenya
aka Ken repeated lies and schemes, go figure????🤔🤔🤔🤔. This makes them the perfect couple, don’t think that Kenya can find another man that lies like her, they need and must stay together forever🤣😂🤣😂
You are so mad at that lady. Do you know her personally?? This the second post I’ve read. And you up here with negativity about Kenya. Girl seek some prayer and therapy.