I was not going to do a Shahs of Sunset recap tonight and was watching other things then I remembered that they are in Hawaii. So I’m off to a late start, let’s get straight to it. I love a good Bravo trip episode. I think it is hysterical that production wants people to believe that Mike Shouhed rented this mansion for everyone. Two minutes in and I already know more about Nema’s privates than I would like. The gang has to choose between two promotional activities this morning, surfing or a bee farm. Honey farm? Apiary? Whatever. I’d park my fat ass in that house and hang in the pool and walk on the beach. As soon as I typed that sentence I looked up and there was MJ’s naked fat ass in all of it’s glory.
Just Let Me Bee!
Golnesa gets on the van with Reza, Nema and Mike to, as MJ says, “go play with bees.” Golnesa wants them all to tell he what kind of kisser they are. It seems GG is in some sort of sexual drought. She’s probably bang Nema tonight. Mike tries to get GG and Nema to kiss. See? That didn’t take long. I thought they had already kissed and hooked up but they both deny it. They give each other a peck. Nema is pleased. Golnesa said if Nema has more lip and less teeth it would have been better.
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Sherv goes with the girls to take a surfing lesson. Mercedeh is wearing the world’s tiniest thong with black fishnet pants? Stockings? She is basically nekkid. Everyone attempts to surf except for Destiney and Sara who just straddle a surfboard and bob around the ocean trying not to get their hair wet. The bee thing was stupid. Oh wait, they are going to make honeycomb candles. The surfers get home first and MJ talks to Paulina about Mike’s controlling behavior with women and how she is glad she married a white boy. Girl, what is the point of this conversation? Stop stirring the shit. Paulina texts Mike and he makes everyone race home to see what horrible thing MJ has done to Paulina. Sigh.
Yet Another Pig Arrives On The Property
Reza tries to give Mercedeh a heads up about the wrath of Mike. MJ plays stupid. Paulina is such a little whiner. Mike comes for MJ. Also, I am so sick of Golnesa trying to take the moral high ground. This is a ridiculous fight. Golnesa runs off to trash MJ to Paulina. This is like a never ending drama. MJ goes to talk to Paulina and it seems like they make up just a few hours after Paulina texted Mike that “MJ is fucking foul.” I really think Paulina overreacted. This certainly is not a reason to text your boyfriend who is filming a TV show and screw things up. It could have waited.
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Oh shut the fuck up, Destiney. You are the crazy one. The Jewish boyfriend allegedly through a traditional Hawaiian luau replete with a whole roasted pig for his Jewish girlfriend’s birthday party. The writers for this show did not think that through. Is pot legal in Hawaii now? No. No it is not. Nonetheless, Golnesa has apparently either purchased some there or more likely brought hers with her. And she is terrified by the fire twirlers. Mike tries to push Nema and Golnesa into bed together. But it gets sidetracked when Reza makes negative comments about Nema’s former girlfriend. All of these gossipy, nosy bitches very sensitive. Nema apparently isn’t ready to give up all the other women in the world for a relationship. At least he knows that.
Golnesa Gets Rejected
This birthday party just keeps getting weirder. Paulina fits right in with her shit stirring though. She has everyone write down on a card something they are too afraid to say to someone else. Then they read the cards anonymously and burn them in the fire. Do we really not have enough drama for this episode Ryan Seacrest Productions? Is this all to start up the R Kelly storyline? Apparently, so. Later, Golnesa tried to hook up with Nema in the hot tub. But he refused to go all the way because she was drunk out of her mind. Both Golnesa and Nema so production with paper dolls what happened in the jacuzzi.
Next week, the honeymoon is over for Reza and MJ. AGAIN.
Is Nema…into women? 🤔
We know it’s wrong (possibly even sexual assault) when men have sex with a woman without being sure it’s consensual (Ex: when a woman is completely wasted drunk). But then it seems when men try to do the right thing and not have sex with said woman, he’s labeled possibly gay. He did the decent thing and he can’t win either way. I think it’s sad.
I love MJ I just do
Paulina is either a drama queen or trying to get camera time. I didn’t think anything of what MJ said.. she could easily tell that Mike to his face .. majorly blown out of proportion. Poor MJ.
It pains me to see Sara and Destiny.. yuck. GG is super annoying.. Destiny and GG both divided MJ and REZA and conquered to split them apart.
Jen, I added 2020 to your posting name so you are now either Jen2020 or you can pick another. We are a pretty close group here, and you are welcome to join but duplicate names, especially with all the Jens gets really confusing. xo ~tt
Ok, here goes. IMO I think Mike is FOS and he’s controlling. Plus, again IMO, he angers easily, can never commit to a women or a business, and if he marries his latest girlfriend, he will cheat on her just like the last one.
He was on WWHL with GG. Andy asked Mike if the latest GF met his parents. Mike claimed that they love her. Andy asked since mMike has been with her for about a year will he propose marriage? Mike corrected Andy, it’s been about two years. Ok, Andy asks about marriage. Mike’s response Humina, humina. Mike looked like a tv on static.
GG IS now pregnant and due any day. She tells Mike, well let’s not talk marriage. How about you two have a baby together. Nowadays, you don’t need marriage to have a baby. Mike agreed.
I hate GG. Seriously. There are Bravolebrities I’m not crazy about and think should be off their show, but very few I HATE.
Team MJ all the way.
I can’t bear to look at Destiney’s mug. NIT having to do with physical attractiveness, I used to think she was exotically and interestingly and sexually attractive. Now, she looks so smarmy and weasels and duplicitous to me. Her best look was when she was getting fillers or Botox and in pain — the only authentic expression this season.
Nanette, as usual you say everything I want to say. 😘
MJ IS. NASTY PIECE OF WORK. Always trying to start trouble. She knew exactly what she was up to.
I don’t understand why GG hates MJ so much. They run the footage of GG/Shalom/ and Shalom’s ex-wife every time GG says she hates MJ and in the footage Reza is in it with MJ. Why isn’t GG mad at Reza?
I liked how Mike supported MJ on WWHL by saying she stirs the pot because of her lineage. Meaning she acts this way because this is what she was taught by Veda. So true. We all have seen Vida’s ugly side. When MJ is being bad it is because it is what she was taught as a child.
I don’t feel MJ was being nice to Reza to get him to drop the charges. I think she came out of icu and thought they were still friends of 30 years. Let’s all remember reality stars are contracted to act out and stir the pot for ratings. How much was MJ doing it for ratings and to have a story line this season?
I love this show. It’s my absolute favorite. I like the addition of Nema and I would live if he and Golnesa would hook up. Also, I love Destiney even though she sort of annoys me I think she’s just beautiful same with really all the girls on the show. But I wish Golnesa would just relax about Mercedeh.
This show is interesting because both Reza and MJ are sneaky pot stirrers, the question is who is guiltiest? I’m guessing Reza..but after last night I’m thinking MJ is too. We have 2 sociopaths! I am so mad that Golnesa puts down Nema and his kissing abilities.He’s so good looking. Golnesa, what’s you problem?!
Not sure if it’s the cabin fever or what but I could barely slog my way through this episode. It just seemed so fake and stupid even with travel porn. But thanks for the recap TT and thanks to jen2020 for commenting “Humina humina”….kinda made my day. 🙂
I’m not a big MJ fan. Her behavior reminds me of Vicki from RHOOC. She says or does something, denies it then slowly admits to part of it with some hypocritical reason why. The minute the tables turn she plays victim. If you’re going to to be vicious then own it. I do have to give MJ redit about her confidence in her appearance and attire. She loves her body and she shows it.
Yes, perfect MJ description
She does love her body but I can not figure out where she buys her clothes! This has bothered me since season one. I’m guessing she has them made?
MJ needs to put out her own clothing line. I’m all in.
MJ can be and has been a shit stirrer. But FROM THE ICU? A week before giving birth in a high risk pregnancy and on complete bedrest (with everyone admitting they didn’t really talk to her or go see her). It just isn’t logical to think that she had the energy to come up with some gigantic plot – she didn’t need to create anything for a story line. Baby would have been enough for it.
But REZA needed a storyline. And DESTINEY gave him one.
It is fucking sad that they destroyed a 30 year friendship to do it. And to save face for the nekkid Jenga player.
This is true!
Golnesa had no reason to get involved in the fight between MJ and Mike’s girlfriend. MJ had just been kind to get about losing her baby, it’s fine if you don’t want to be friends with someone but don’t call her out for doing the same things that you’re doing.
I like MJ and Reza’s friendship and hope they can be friends again someday even though a lot has gone on.
Mike leaving the scheduled trip to rush home only proved the point about his controlling nature. He might have said “sounds like something we can talk about when I get home”
I also thought it was weird the way she instantly gossiped about MJ to him. She likely knew he would react.
He needs powerless women. This relationship will end soon I hope.
Very true, Mike can be a good friend to someone but he’s not a good boyfriend to the girls he dates. Even though he loves his mother dearly, he still isn’t respectful to women.
He must have seen it somewhere. Yes, he loves his mother but we don’t know how his father treated his mother when he was a child
He’s an insecure man child. He had no real career or education. He seems to really have a fragile ego. The tiniest slight sets him off.
In the preview for next week, we see that Adam is the one who refuses to drop the restraining order–what a hateful guy!–and Adam is the one who caused all this mess in the first place by his bad behavior but is getting off scot free. Meanwhile Reza and MJ lose a friendship of 30 years, and Tommy ends up with a criminal record. My opinion of Adam has sunk so low.
I’m not really a Nema fan–I think he’s arrogant and shallow and vain (like most Bravolebrities), but I do give him credit for not having sex with GG when she was totally drunk. Not sure if that was truly a sacrifice for him, but it was the right thing to (not) do.
The roaches on the ceiling and floor show the problem with doors-thrown-open living in tropical places. No thanks!
I agree but even in non tropical places in the south we get them. I haven’t seen any in a long time here but they were everywhere when in I coastal. They are called palmetto bugs here and they look like huge roaches THAT CRAWL ON THE CEILING! I would not have batted an eye at those tiny roaches. I’m depressed enough to be all whatever. Just let it live. We have a new roommate.
1. TT you have implied in the past that Nema is on the down low. if reza and Adam are loud and proud, why does production tolerate him being part of a story line about GGs sex life?
2. why was this show in the can for 10 months? did they ever film our contract to film another season, or is this the end of the series?
The implications about Nema have to do with where he works out in Weho. My spies there are gay and that is their opinion. Personally, I think he is probably bi. Production actually chooses the storylines. As far as I know there will be another season. It’s unclear how the pandemic will effect the future of anything though.
Why would production “tolerate” him being in the closet if he is indeed there? Why would they force someone who is doing no harm to the LGBTQ community (that I can tell) to come out before he or she or they were ready?
Everyone’s path is different, and isn’t Nema a lot younger than Reza?
Yes, Mike is controlling but I also feel like he has a good heart. Or at least I think he does. He seems to have had a real reaction to Reza’s outing of MJ’s personal history regarding her past pregnancies; he seemed truly outraged for her and that is very sweet.
I would truly like to understand GG’s problem with MJ. If we were keeping score, Reza has been the worst to her by far.
Birds of a feather will flock together. I always viewed Adam as an innocent but he is Reza’s husband – and Reza is the king of undermining and plotting.
I am team MJ but the more I see MJ bringing in Ali to scenes, unfortunately, the more suspiciously looks.
MJ totally lied about what she said to Mike’s girlfriend. At first I thought maybe she didn’t say anything to Ali but after watching what she said to Mike’s girlfriend I do think she had a hand with it. I am team no one, I don’t care about either or them and I wouldn’t trust either of them (Reza and MJ).
Am I the only one who thinks what MJ said wasn’t that bad? If I’m hanging with my girls on vacation,I probably talk some shit too (especially after a few shots). The way these people talk to each other on a regular basis, I don’t think what MJ said was bad. Mike is controlling and opinionated. She’s happy she found a partner that isn’t. Whatever, Paulina need to calm her tits.
I agree that what MJ said was not worth the reaction. Team MJ (even though she is messy). I don’t understand GG’s hatred for MJ this season. Did I miss something?
Side note: I’ve been wondering. How is Mike an equal partner with his brothers on that real estate project? He put no money into it AND pulls a salary? I would hope they are going to deduct what he “earns” as project manager from the profits!
GG had her baby boy yesterday by the way
This is my first time commenting but I have been reading your blog for a while and I really enjoy it. Do you know if Reza’s legal name is actually Reza Farahan?