I’m am two episodes behind on 60 Days In recaps. I don’t really feel up to doing to recaps tonight but I am in the mood to watch something not on Bravo tonight. So this 60 Days In recap will probably be more of a discussion post.
Tony is still in solitary confinement for threatening the corrections officer. He’s scared. Donovan is trying to figure out a way to secure Tony’s stuff. But, Champagne is already trying to claim it as his and the CO Tony threatened seems to be willing to open Tony’s cell for Champagne to do just that. But the sheriff called the CO and told him not to let anyone in Tony’s cell. Then they let Tony back into the unit. Now Champagne is sure he is the police or on 60 Days In. And so is everyone else. Even the CO is telling everyone that Tony is with the show.
The shakedown in the men’s pod was more through. Tony has drugs and shanks and all kinds of stuff in his cell. He’s worried he is going to get charged with crimes for real. Except the cell search was pitiful and they didn’t find a thing. Not even with the drug dog. Then the guys started calling the production crew the police. Champagne was somehow able to let himself out of his cell. This is ridiculous. The men become extremely aggressive with the crew. One crew member is female. They decide to GTFO of there.
In the women’s pod the new CO is already friendly with the inmates. So much so that she tells them that there will be a shakedown that night. What an idiot. The shakedown was ridiculously pitiful in the women’s pod. Basically no body search at all.
The Sheriff decides to stop the mission and pull everyone. Both the women cry when the get outside. The both seem traumatized. They guys also seem very relieved to be out. Tony made it out with $60 in cash, a variety of drugs and some shanks. Donovan feels some kind of way about that. He feels like Tony “one-upped” him.
The sheriff met with everyone together. They all complain about the intake process. Vanessa and Heather say that the women were not really even searched. Heather complains about the COs a lot. Vanessa has a whole lot to tell about the COs as well. The sheriff is pissed. Donovan and Tony have some positive things to say. I’m feeling Vanessa’s bright blue pumps and I am not even a shoe person.
I didn’t even recognize Ashley. I think she has put on some weight or something. But they start with Dennis. Dennis is still Dennis. They film the reunion before the show airs so Dennis really doesn’t get how he was portrayed. The only person really interested in this segment other than Dennis is Shanese. They’d make the perfect obnoxious couple.
Next we talk to Ashley. She cries watching her segment. It’s the part where the CO took all of her clothes and left her naked and beat on metal all night so they could not sleep. Ashley is still a police officer. She says she has more compassion for the drug addicts she encounters.
Alex gets treated like crap by Tony. I just realized, I don’t think that Donovan is there. I hope he is okay. Oh wait, Donovan is phase two. Duh. My brain is mush. Alex is visibly uncomfortable watching his segment. I feel so sorry for him. He shared some very personal things with production and now he is seeing them played back in front of the group. Dennis was kind of nice to Alex. Tony is condescending. Alex gets pissed. At least Chief Peek is kind to Alex.
Tony Is So Judgmental
Then they bring out Matt and Jacob. Two guys that tapped out way early. It’s kind of rude that they were not allowed out there with everyone else. Matt is way cuter at the reunion than he was in jail. IJS. I’d hit it. Jacob is up next. He is the one who tapped during intake. Tony chastises him for taking a spot that could have gone to someone else.
Next we cover the blow up between Shanese and Jennifer. Shanese had three heads of hair on her head is and all glammed up. But she is about to go HAM on Jennifer. She says she wanted to beat the brakes off of her in there. Jennifer is amused by that comment. Are we going to have a Real Housewives moment here? Shanese is as hostile as ever. Dennis taking up for Shanese makes me think those two have already hooked up. Then Shanese kind of freaks out when everyone finds out that she peed for Angel so she could get released. The sheriffs didn’t know this nor did Ashley and Jennifer. Oh Ashley did know. So Jennifer probably did too.
To be continued next week on Part Two of the reunion where the phase two participants will reunite as well.