I cannot believe it is already time for another RHOBH recap. Life is such a blur lately. I have good news to report! My anxiety has been so bad that I’ve been unable to eat for days. In a drunken depression I emailed my friend asking them to “send me something I will eat.” It came like the very next day. It was a bunch of Jose Andres foods! I got bread and ham and enough cheese and almonds to feed my entire neighborhood. I am slicing the bread and putting the ham and cheese and tomato on it and toasting it in the oven. It’s very tasty. NOTHING has tasted good lately. I am so grateful for this food. It’s helping so much. I’m almost out of wine but have this weird Spanish Rioja I drunk bought and it is a perfect pairing.
Also, I’m on my bright and shiny new laptop now. THAT was a total PITA to set up. I still don’t have it all done but enough for now. I feel better knowing I can stay in touch with you guys. You are my lifelines. I appreciate you all so much.
Black Girl Magic
Now on to the show. We begin tonight with Dorit’s ridiculous spin on her financial problems. Her last home wasn’t her “forever home” because it was not their house! She is so desperate for us to think she is rich. That is by all her clothes have giant logos on them. It’s sad really. Then PK seems to forget that he was run out of his country. I love this producers interview with the two of them. He is not holding back. They have no answers.
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Garcelle is filmed riding around in the car with Ali Landy. While the name sounds familiar, I’m not sure what she has been in exactly. I Googled her IMdb and she really hasn’t done much in years. So why do I know her name? Garcelle is moving into a house in a newly built neighborhood. While the inside of the house is nice, the outside of all the houses is very… industrial. Are they drinking mini champagnes with a straw? Garcelle’s husband had a five year affair while they were married that lead to her divorce. I feel terrible for her.
Oh! Garcelle’s husband works for CAA the Entertainment cult that runs everything in Hollywood. She sent all of his colleagues and email about his “affair with some slut in Chicago” for five years. She does not play! I’m starting to like her a bit more.
Oversharing
Rinna and Teddi go for a hike. Amelia is suffering from anxiety and is flunking out of college and will probably be coming home. Do we need to put her business out on front street? This is sad. I guess she did post it on social media. Anxiety is no joke. It takes a lot of energy to overcome it. Oh, I should mention that we are all going to die again tomorrow. This time during the day. Just thought I would share, shelter is already set up from the last time. It’s April in Atlanta. They don’t call it the cruelest month for nothing.
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Kyle and Sutton go out for dinner in NYC at a fancypants French restaurant, Vaucluse. I wish Kyle was not so buddy buddy with Sutton. I’m not a Sutton fan. Sutton doesn’t get the term “leisure wear” she suggest calling it “yacht wear.” Kyle shoots that down. I call it resort wear. Kyle sells the kinds of clothes you wear on an island vacation. And, I’m hear for it. That is until I heard she doesn’t carry anything above a size ten. Who the hell told her that was a solid business practice. It’s us fat old people who want to wear her muumuus and such! I know you read here Kyle, so you need to rethink this. We are older and have more money than anorexic kids. TOWANDA!
Rip Van Winkle
Sutton’s fancy education apparently did teach her the difference between Rumpelstiltskin and Rip Van Winkle. She also apparently thinks that there is a genre of music called “Yacht Rock.” I just find her so clueless and annoying. And not in the good way that Brandi was. I have a very rich friend who I didn’t know was FILTHY FUCKING RICH for the first few years of our friendship. It never came up in conversation. I mean I new he did well but, I had no idea how well for YEARS. Wealth whispers. But I do know for a fact that Sutton is loaded.
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Denise is once again in court with Charlie over child support. Charlie filed the paperwork asking for less or no child support. Even though he hasn’t been paying her. She had to file a response that said he’s already not paying. So not he is being pissy again. Denise doesn’t want the drama of extended court hearings. Denise has a very painful hernia that needs surgery. She’s very nervous about it. It went fine, but we got lots of doped up scenes. She had FOUR hernias! Can I just point out that Denise has a lot on her plate and the RHOBH are coming after her for some petty dip in the lady pond rather than supporting her this season? At least her husband is amazing.
Grandma Garcelle
Erika and Garcelle get together for a sort of getting to know you meetup. Garcelle has boys in middle school and 28 year old son. That son is having a baby! So she just found out she is going to be a grandmother. Garcelle asks about sex with Tom who is 80. Erika says it is fine. I think Tom has someone else to have the sex with and Erika is just fine with that, allegedly. Why does Erika just have roots on the back of her head? It’s distracting. Where is her glam squad and how does that happen in just one place?Erika cries over Tom taking in her son when they got together. She’s a bit emotional. How old is she? Perimenopausal?
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Erika Jayna got the part of Roxie Hart in Chicago. She’s so happy. Tom is going to come to NYC to see her every two weeks. Erika cries when Tom says he is proud of her. I love this marriage.
Retreat! Retreat!
Teddi is having some weird kind of retreat. Rinna has previous engagements. Rinna tells Teddi not to be upset if people don’t come or come and leave early. Just don’t make it a thing.
Sutton is having some sort of store opening event. My God Rinna looks stunning in clothes. Who can pull off leather pants and a midriff at her age? No wonder she doesn’t eat. I don’t like anything that Sutton wears. Dorit looks great with her little flip hairdo. And her clothes aren’t screaming with logos. Good job, Dorit.
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Erika is over the moon about being on Broadway. I’m so sad Broadway had to shut down early. I’m so sad NYC had to shut down at all. I hope I will be able to go back there one day. Though I’ll probably need a driver. I used to walk from sunup to sundown when I went there because I wanted to see all the things. I rarely took the subway and I would be so tired at night I would weep a bit in bed. And I liked to wear dresses and my thighs would be painfully chapped. Oh Rinna played Roxy Hart in 2007. I can totally see that.
I am not sure why the mayor of WeHo is there. Or why Sutton is so thrilled about it. My brain power is kind of running out for the day. There is a lot of activity at the Air Force Base tonight. That is never a good sign, IJS. Sutton complains to the mayor over parking tickets. Just obey the parking laws, bitch. There was a whole conversation where Teddi told the girls they didn’t have to come to the retreat if they don’t want too. I get what she is saying but this sends Sutton and some others into a frenzy.
Next time, Kyle returns to California and has a dinner party for all the ladies. And Teddi has a retreat? Maybe?
If this thing on? My hosting site is saying I am offline for lack of payment. My payment to them is automatically funded by the business account which has more than enough money to pay the monthly fee. Can ya’ll see this?
Jesus, if it’s not one thing, it’s another.
Yes, we can see your posts. And tonight’s recap was a really good one! I agree with you about Sutton. She’s pretentious because she’s rich and that’s just kind of sad. And also, I feel the girls are coming after Denise. They never cut her any slack considering she doesn’t have the easiest life with court issues and raising a child with a disability. If these women were her friends they’d stay out of personal life.
I had a falling out with one of my favorite people here lately because of a misunderstanding. I had turned her on to my rich people friends site where they buy meat. He used to send me boxes of super expensive meat. I cannot explain to you the difference in grocery meat and this meat. But we are all losing jobs right now and not having money so I said, that Me Myself and I was not comfortable talking about the expensive porkchops while other people were struggling to figure out how to buy groceries at all. Because we were talking about that with each other, she took it personally and was mad at me. Very mad at me. It was just a misunderstanding. I was sharing my feelings about having food when others are suffering. Then I posted about getting food this week and eating for the first time. I’m a hypocrite. 🙁
But my point is, and was that it is not necessary for Sutton to constantly state she is wearing couture this and couture that even with other rich friends. I am very fortunate. But right now it seems a bit wrong to talk about my Spanish tapas and stuff when some of us don’t know how they are going to feed their kids. That was all. I am blessed and grateful for those who help me.
That makes perfect sense.
I am not sure by if “talking” you mean through email or over the phone. If it were email, it is EASY to misunderstand because nuances, such as tone, are lost. I think you may feel better if you reach out. You cannot control what your friend (notice I do not say former friend) will do. But IF YOU DO what you CAN do, it may lift a load off. A healthy relationship can bear the weight of open and honest communication. You may call people cuntsatchels and douchecanoes and dickswabs, but YOUR HEART is good and kind. Just something to think about.
It was a simple misunderstanding when the corona-crazy was just hitting us all. Everything is fine and no one is upset with each other. Healthy communication happened. I’m still here -I just haven’t had anything positive to share lately lol. I love you both, Nanette and Tamara. xoxo
I think we are good now. I’m just a dickswab in my delivery sometimes. I adore IJC. And am so glad she is back. It was all my fault. She didn’t do anything wrong.
Try hard not to offend, try harder to not be offended.
The only one I think I could genuinely like in real life is Denise. She’s doesn’t appear catty and I love how she cares for her children. Her hubby is so hot but I wonder TT and friends can someone that hot be so caring and attentive in real life? He always seems so supportive of her and her girls… ps I want one just like him (Aaron), I’m happily married but a gal can dream
I read it at 1022 pm
Thank you so much. Apparently it was a weird glitch. I can’t lose contact with ya’ll AGAIN. Be safe, and comment with us sometime. We are not nearly as scary as we usually are. LOL. And by “we” I mean “me.”
I just read the Recap. Happy you have a new computer!
We are expecting 99 degrees in Anaheim on Friday. I will be in here or else heatsick/heatstroke. 🥵 That’s extreme! My anxiety is off the charts and my Dad is not doing well after a slip & fall at his Assisted Living facility. Please pray for him. He is all I have 💜 Thank you.
Oh sweetie, I am so sorry your dad took a tumble. I will keep him in my prayers. I’m doing a lot of praying lately. 99 degrees is a lot for April. We have been pretty cold here. I’m just lucking it has frozen my little neglected garden. Be safe my friend. I have an uncle in an assisted living facility that is having some troubles too. 🙁
We are looking at high temperatures. We did get rain, but over 100 in April.
I hope your dad is on the mend soon. 🙏 It’s beyond scary when our older friends and family fall.
Thank you All for your concern for my dear Dad. He is battling dementia, will soon be 97 years old and is on lockdown in IL.
I was calling him 4x daily (breakfast, lunch, dinner & bedtime) when he was in his room. Down in Rehab, he doesn’t have his direct landline. Love all of you 💐🏰
So sorry to hear about your father. I’m sure you were already worried about him like all of us.. Hang in there. Sending a prayer his way.
Thank you, slice – for your kindness & 🙏
It means so much to me to know that you & others here care. 💗
Prayers for your Dad, DD! 💜
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But I am still desperately waiting for a comment on this post.
Oh, the frustration of technology. Your post and comments were published just fine. Hang in there!
Thanks. It was some sort of email glitch or something. Scared the shit out of me.
I can see it! Yep tomorrow’s weather here looks yuck. Stay safe.
Yep at least I will be with Banjo in the tornado shelter hunked down in the day and not sleeping there all night. I’m as set up as I can be.
MORE tornadoes predicted? I don’t remember this many ever, especially in the spring. I hope I misread it and there are no more coming.
If I wake up from my drunken stupor in time to shelter. Yes tomorrow DAYTIME will be brutal.
You can see your stuff girl. Thanks for posting
I think anxiety is kicking everyone extra hard these days. Lots of prayers💕💚
Thanks. Talking to you guys helps a LOT.
I can see it! Denise is dealing with a lot and doesn’t want to go to court with Charlie to protect her girls and the other ladies all come for her? That’s low.
I think Erika and Tom do love each other. That was a sweet moment with them in the kitchen.
They do, and not all marriages are the same. Sometimes they agree on things together that might not be traditional.
I love Tom!! He’s a sweetheart. This vulnerable Erika is charming.TT-I feel your pain about the tornados. I live in Dallas and a horrible one hit here last year and we are still recovering. It missed us by a couple miles-we were hiding in the bathtub. It was terrifying. I’m sending my special protection prayer to you, Banjo, your state. My anxiety is back tonight in full force damnit. Thank goodness I have a phone session with my therapist tomorrow!! It really is a God thing to me that you’re here with all of us-it really does wonders for my mental health. Tough to put into words but I think you get what I mean🙏Bravo has been a lifesaver also. It’s somehow comforting. Who knew-lol?!! Sending huge hugs you guys!!
Thanks, Jack. I’m bracing for it now. I can’t sleep. It should be here around noon. xo~tt
New to the comments section but not to the site. TT, I couldn’t agree more. Had to jump in because this is a huge topic amongst my friends. I’m the only one that likes Erika’s marriage. Not every marriage looks the same way. But if it works and is loving for those involved, then it’s a good marriage.
Agreed. I’ve been around a long time and seen all sorts of different dynamics. A couple even included me. Let people live.
It was but she wasn’t really crying but they’ve been married for 20 years so they’re doing something right.
I feel bad for Denise too. If they are getting on her case because of something with Brandi, I will hate them all. I had the same type of hernia and was in pain after surgery for 2 weeks. It was terrible. She should have taken Charlie to the cleaners when she had the chance.
Sutton is a cow – lipstick on a pig type of situation with that one.
Teddi, who I once liked, is just sooooo boring. Who the hell wants to go to an accountability retreat?
Great recap TT. I’m liking Graciella so far but Sutton is just gross. So pretentious and full of herself. I am still and will always be Team Denise! She’s just so down to earth and “normal” despite all of the craziness she’s been through. I would love to chill with her.
Me too! Team Denise all the way! I LOVE that she puts the emotional needs of her children over money. She has consistently taken the high road with that scumbag that she used to be married to.
I love Denise also.
Solid Midwestern gal!
I watched her reality show years ago, and thoroughly enjoyed the dynamic with her sweet Dad Irv, her girls and rescued dogs! 🐶
Thanks for the quick recap! I dont love Sutton, but I do love the yacht rock channel on Sirius radio. Lol it’s a real thing.
who knew? lol
Believe it or not, “Yacht Rock” is an actual thing.
It’s basically late 70’s – early 80’s soft rock; artists like Steely Dan, Pablo Cruise, Toto, Kenny Loggins, Boz Scaggs, etc. etc. That type of feeling.
There’s a Yacht Rock channel on SiriusXM that I listen to. They play some of the more obscure Steely Dan tracks that I like a lot. 🙄
I do agree, though, that Sutton is needlessly pretentious. So far I’m not cottoning to her much (although I had to agree with her about AND ONLY about Erika’s outfit at the dinner on last week’s episode. Erika’s ass hanging out the bottom of her dress wasn’t a good look).
Back in the ice age when I worked in fashion, the resort wear collections were called “Cruise” and it would hit stores around Christmastime.
I really hope this upcoming situation with Denise isn’t a her-word-against-hers with Brandi. I’m not inclined to believe anything Brandi says and I hope the other ladies don’t either. Very naïve, I know. The others will all gang up on Denise, probably.
Brown Cow is one I like by Steely Dan.
Yes! Love Brown Cow. And Deacon Blues. And many others.
The “obscure” song I was thinking of when I wrote that was “Babylon Sisters”. The obsessively meticulous musicianship that Mr. Fagen and company are known for really comes through on that song, and it speaks to my own obsessive-ish nature in a deep, visceral way. It’s hard to explain, but the nature and mood of a song can be so deeply satisfying!
I’m here for Yacht Rock! 🛳️
So glad you recapped this! I’m to the point that I can’t even concentrate on a tv show. It’s like it goes in one eye and out the other. Sutton sounds really annoying and I vaguely remember thinking that when I was semi watching this episode. I’ve never heard of April being called the cruelest month but it sure as fuck is! Glad you got a new laptop! I hope everyone is hanging in there. I’m not doing great but I’m hanging on one day at a time even though the days run together and half the time I don’t know what day it is. Always comforting to come here and read from familiar people-it’s like a touchstone and I love you all.
I for one love you back. I am very sorry for hurting your feelings during a misunderstanding. Thanks so much for coming back and again, I apologize so very much. xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo, tt.
Yo stop apologizing! We are good. I love you lots and you’re stuck with me. I’ve been here too long and you know all my shit lol. Except the reason I am still not sleeping. I’m finally putting it out there…. my youngest is staying with her dad (my shit ex hubs) and he is poisoning her mind. We usually talk multiple times a day and she’s been pissed off at me for some stupid shit that happened like six weeks ago and she completely iced me out of her life. I get that she’s a young adult but I am so worried about her 24/7 bc I don’t know if her dumbass dad is keeping her safe inside and they’re in a state with no restrictions to speak of and I know only about half the people there are taking this shit seriously. Trying to keep the faith that she’s smart enough to take care of herself but with youth comes invincibility and it’s scaring the shit out of me. Not to mention, breaking my heart that she’s pulling this crap in the middle of a worldwide pandemic. I know she’s stressed out about school and everything else but wtf is shitting on her mom helping?God, I’ve been holding that inside for six fucking weeks and it has been killing me inside. I KNEW letting her stay with him was going to bite me in the ass. Ughh
I think kids pick a parent to torture. It doesn’t matter who deserves or doesn’t deserve the torture, kids MUST deliver. My daughter was a monster from 15-19 then she became a reasonable lovable young woman, the sweetheart she had always been until the teens hit. Now my son has always been pretty good, but some days he wakes up and targets me, out of nowhere, he is on my ass all day long. I think the stress of the pandemic exacerbates angst for all of us, but kids really need their parents to “take it” to “feel it” for them. Hang in there. I am sorry your daughter is losing her sense: it will return. You’re her mom, after all!
When my daughter got out of the “shit on mom” phase(and it certainly wasn’t an overnight thing)-she once told me the reason she thought she did was because “she could-and that she knew no matter what I’d still be there and love her just the same”. Granted it was kind of fucked up, but she was right. It meant so much that she had the insight and admitted it to me and was so beyond sorry. It definitely sucked while going thru it, but in the end it made our relationship that much stronger and very special.
Hang in there, it sucks, but it will get better! I’m very sorry you’re going thru that now with her-will pray she comes to her senses sooner rather than later
IJC – Glad to see you. Your daughter will come back to you, she only has one mom and she knows you love her more than anything. Daughters go through stuff and take it out on their moms, but in the end she will be right there with you. Your daughter’s mother rocks!! Tell her I said so.
4paz, Raji, and Laila,
Thank you all for your compassionate replies. It’s very validating. I can tell you are all great moms. It’s a job that is not for wussies! Thanks for your individual insight and reminding me I’m not the only one to go through this. I think the current circumstances overall have just magnified the situation. I know she’ll come around, eventually. I feel better for sharing and not holding it inside to myself anymore. Again, thank you all for your words of support. It really helps a lot! ❤️
Hugs to you, supermomma. We are in this together!
Hugs back at ya, momma! Your words lifted me up more than you will ever know. Thank you so much! Xoxo virtual hug headed your way from the torture chamber lol! 🤗
No to shame, but for all that money, someone lied to her about bangs.
Also, she needs to hire a trainer.
I agree, but for a middle aged lady, she looks cute enough. She reminds me of Ramona from NYC. The fluffy hair, the complexion, the cocktail drinking, and the attitude are very NYC to me.
After watching last nights episode I felt like she would be a better fit with RHONY
Absolutely. To be honest, for a hot second I thought it was Ramona when she was walking over to the table.😝
Also, her bangs are terrible. She would look way better without them!
I hate my effing bangs. Fifty years in and I have thinning hairline and it is NO TIME to change my hairstyle, but my bangs have grown out, my forehead, wrinkly and thin is exposed, and I look bald cuz my roots are growing in WHITE. I look at Sutton’s shitty bangs and WISH I looked as good. LOL.
That walking STI known as Charlie Sheen would rather pay lawyers than child support. I hope he dies a slow, miserable, painful, lonely death. Sutton is a pretentious asshole who is rich only because she married well, not because she earned it. Well, maybe a little on her back, but I am here for it. Like you said, TT, true wealth whispers. Her screaming couture! couture! would be considered vulgar and gauche by the old moneyed southern belles. Apparently, that fits right in in the cult of celebrity and new money that is LA. Still letting this season unwind. The aftermath of last episode of RHONY should be quite satisfying. Stay safe all!
Charlie Sheen is so gross.
I am really loving this season of BH…the ladies are letting all their emotional crap hang out ( I think as a foreshadowing of the Denise mishegoss…like “see, I can expose my secrets too!”) plus the wardrobe hair and makeup are on point!!!
Love you TT! Great recap. Thanks for being a light in these dark days. Your site helps me retain a sense of normalcy that is much needed for my mental health right now.
Hang in there TT!
Garcelle was on NYPD Blue. Based on your recap, I like her. I also like she’s African-American. About time. Yeesh.
When we are just “talking” via the printed word, nuances ARE lost and regular innocent venting about “x” may be taken personally because, as one example, the other person is feeling cranky (for whatever reason-lack if sleep, sugar low, annoying interaction with someone else) —and trying to fix that misunderstanding can be messy. The other person may not be in the frame of mind to believe.
I am positive it will work out. I think you’re pretty straight forward if you have something you want to say to someone.
This other person will get there, if he/she hadn’t yet. But one can feel pretty lousy until the misunderstanding is cleared up,
Fortunately you were able to talk about it here and if that friend sees this, all be well.
I’ve been watching British war programs and what I’m focusing on is that we’re good here—no rationing (yet) of fuel and food stuffs. 😉
My mother is in a nursing home in Spain (long story). The virus hit it, but only 1 resident, and she is fine other than her dementia which is a blessing during this time since she has no idea. So beating the odds!
Finally, of all the hairstyles Dorit has worn, this flip one is adorable! Oh boy, I have found something about her I genuinely like! 😊
I’m so sorry for your anxiety/depression – I know this is making things worse for so many people including those I love!
OK, I am in the minority but I think Sutton is just what this show needs and is is perfect for BH! She is a pretentious, name dropping, nouveau riche woman – but isn’t that sort of what you think of when you think BH??
Poor Dorit – asking the producer isn’t it common to have a $6M house in the wife’s name only….. ok…..
Sutton is trying too hard. As someone else posted last week, she’s a lot like Dana. I like Garcelle so far.
I still believe the mess with Denise is going to be about a lot more than an affair with Brandi.
WTH with Teddi’s invitation? With this I agree with Sutton, if Teddi really doesn’t give a shit if they go or not, why go? Stupid. This is one of those dumb things that makes me wonder if it was producer driven. Did Teddi have a retreat planned and the producers insist it be filmed? Last week Teddi’s pregnancy announcement was so staged.
Sutton is awful. She talked shit about all the girls when she first met them and now she is acting like an asshole too.. I cracked up when they quizzed her on who the mayor was and she had no idea. I have always enjoyed Teddi but that whiny poor me shit she was doing at the end there was too much! I hope thats just pregnancy hormones because that was embarrassing to see.
I wish Denise would have been able to just shut down the rumor talk this season by saying, I dont have any comment on this or something and not answered to their constant nagging. I really like her and I like to see her family life so I’ll be sad to not see her much 🙁
Love love love Erika and Tom’s relationship. Talk about real genuine love between two partners 🙂
The only reason I know of Ali Landry is she was married to Mario Lopez. I believe they have a daughter and the word in the tabloids was the marriage ended becsuse he was a serial cheater.
She was the Dorito’s girl.
If my memory serves me correctly, I don’t even think they got married. I think he cheated at the bachelor party and she found out.
The things I remember are so random…if only l could remember shit that’s of importance lol.
Ali and Mario were married for two weeks. Then the marriage was annulled due to his cheating.
I get the feeling Teddi and Kyle are being separated from filming together. Am I the only one getting that vibe?
I wondered at that, too. They were inseparable for two years. I bet production said their scenes were boring, so cut. I would have to agree.
The situation with Dorit and PK goes like this.
The house closed on 07/31/2019 and recorded on 08/02/2019. It is owned by an LLC that the sole managing member is Dorit Kemsely. I have viewed the closing documents and Dorit Kemsely signed and it was notarized. The house was purchased for $6,475,000. $2,266,250 was put down. There is an addendum on the deed, which shows the have 11, yes ELEVEN beneficiaries (lenders). All of the lenders are non-traditional loans. No loans were aquired thru a bank. It is all LLC’s, private individuals, and a couple of IRA accounts. all of whom lended/lent? (idk the propery verb lol) them pretty substanstial amounts of money. The smallest loan is for $112,500 the largest is $1.4 mil.
However, the entity (LLC) she purchased the home from was signed by a Nazarian, not the same one that was on the previous house, but I’m sure they’re related in some way.
So what I am concluding from reviewing the documents is, one of the Nazarian’s secured the land, built the home and with the intention of selling to someone they know for some kind of business transaction. Maybe to tie up money some way or not have to pay taxes on something or who knows. But, technically Dorit bought this house thru private loans.
It’s definitely an odd transaction tho.
It seems like they’re inflating the value of the house to secure these loans and putting assets in LLCs to avoid paying individuals whom they owe money to. I don’t know think what they’re doing is illegal (correct if i’m wrong) but it is immoral. THEY ARE BEYOND SHADY! It’s laughable when people say “dorit and pk are getting real about their finances”…they are controlling the narrative.
Thanks this was very interesting and explains a lot. The legalities are questionable.
I’m grateful for people like you who take the time research these deets! This is interesting. Thank you
Nazarian? Is that the sect or a family name?
These two are deep in the shade. The copse. The gloaming. Dark, dark, deep in the bushes with their finances.
I wonder what happened to the LVP PK connection?
If anything happened between Denise and Brandi, I really believe that Brandi saw it as an opportunity to be relevant on the show again. If it didn’t start out that way, I’m sure the thought of “this is my way back in” eventually surfaced in her mind.
I agree. She’ll do anything to stay relevant…even if that means betraying a friend.
I agree with this. Shes desperate for the money so she would do anything…it makes me mad how it’s going to ruin the season for Denise cuz I love watching her with her family. I really wish Denise would have just shut it down and said maybe it did maybe it didn’t I’m not talking about it and moved on.
Rinna with all her cash from her Depends commercial and QVC still has the dirty white carpet in her bedroom! Gross, especially when she treated us to her bikini waxing on the carpet. Watching old seasons during this quarantine and she is really a s–t stirrer! in multiple seasons, keeps bringing up negativity w/various people and apologizes and does it again and again!! wish she was gone!!!!
Ahhhh, but if not for the pot stirrers, there would be no Soup! 🥣
Congrats on the new laptop!
Team Denise here, as well. I like Garcelle so far. Disappointed Erika’s Broadway was cut short. I wondered if Sutton was angling for a Below Deck trip during the dinner with Kyle.
TT-Great recap! I keep seeing previews that the ladies are upset with Denise because she is “running” from the situation with Brandi. I don’t blame her. It doesn’t matter with these women how you respond. Denise could say “ yes, everything Brandi said is true and I made a mistake” or she could deny everything or part of it. I think the women have all ready judged her before they even hear a word she says and they will drag her ass up and down the street the entire season because it takes the focus of off their crap. Deflection , deflection, deflection. Of course Brandi is thirsty for her second shot at 15 minutes of fame.
I liked the Erika and Tom scene. It made me feel like I get their marriage. They seem truly supportive of one another. I do not like Sutton, at all. I think I’m going to like Garcelle. Still on the fence. Dorit and PK are so full of shit. There’s nothing about them I like. I’ve been a Kyle fan since day one.
I think we saw the truth of it: she is grateful for his support. It is a marriage that works for them. I wish she’d be open about him being with a younger her as that relationship is far from unique in real life BH. Put it in the open and be proud. I loved Erika’s, “When you have a fucking twenty year marriage, then come ask me about mine.” LOL.
Am I the only one that loves that red, patent leather top and ‘50’s Barbie do that Erika was rocking in her throwback? I love it when her glam squad does OTT with her. She has the moxie to carry it off anywhere. I also loved her saying yeah, I married a man 33 years older than me but he is a Damn. Good. Man.
@navymommy, she’s tall and can pretty and can rock things. Isn’t this why we watch?
I actually enjoyed this episode. I liked how Tom and Aaron were supported and caring to Erika and Denise.
Sutton mistaking the Rumpelstiltskin reference had me confused. I was thinking “Girl isn’t it Rip Van Winkle?”
Overall I like everyone. Nobody’s voices are screeching which is great and the scenery is nice. I enjoy watching their homes and dining out. The party seemed okay. I just wish they all don’t go after Denise’s personal business, just play nice, we enjoy watching them all have fun together.
Tamara, glad you have a new laptop and it’s working fine. Love ya girl. Thank you for all you do for us here. Even with a broken laptop you still came through! Girl’s rock, especially you!!
I liked the husbands this time, too. Aaron is pretty much perfect, and Tom is perfect for Erika. Nice to see, warmed the heart.
I have not watched the episode, because I am on Sling TV and it is an extra 20 bucks for Bravo. But, if Erica and Tom’s marriage works for them, then good for them. Relationships are different and it if works for you, then good for you. I would not have had the same decisions, but that is not my life. I may not agree, but I can respect another adult’s decisions. I’m sure they are happy and sleep well at night.
I hadn’t realized that I wasn’t smelling until I was. I didn’t have this on my DVR. OnDemand.
I am just doing things wrong.I pay bills and I don’t be a grifter. I feel stabby when PK and Dorit are on.
Is loving Garcelle and Erika.
I’m gonna be the odd woman out on the Denise thing FOR NOW. I don’t remember ALL the details T has given us, full confession.
My mom also watches. Even when we AREN’T sheltering in place with each other, we discuss. Oh, my mom is a bit of a prude! (She’s 78, give her a break) So because of that I’ve been more aware of Denise’s frank and DETAILED discussions of her sex life with Aaron. We know that on the first (or maybe second) date they fucked in his office. She constantly talks about his big dick, how much they are having sex, etc. Then, something comes out indicating that she may also be bi, slept with Brandi, and he may or may not have been there but it seems he knew about it? NOW she says she has a right to privacy and no one should ever question her about her sex life when she’s volunteered to have conversations about it? All I am saying is that we don’t give a shit about Erika and Tom and the possibility that he has a side chick with her knowledge and/or consent because all Erika says about her sex life is that she’s completely happy and so is Tom. Denise has ALWAYS given us, even bragged about, the details with Aaron. To suddenly cut that off is suspicious and why I’m not necessarily 100% Team Denise and why I get that the others would be asking questions especially with some of their history with Brandi.
Also, I literally teared up for Erika. ROXIE ON BROADWAY IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL.
I’m fortunate that one of my BFFs (and I only have 2 people I consider my besties for life) is a COMPLETE MUSICAL THEATER NERD. When her mom passed (and I was the one waiting with her for the funeral home to come pick up her mom’s body when her mom died). I know a bit about theater, Broadway, and musicals anyway, but she’s the reason I know more shit. (Fun fact, when her mom’s estate was settled, she decided to purchase season tickets to the Broadway series at the Paramount in Seattle. You have some Seattle readers, so they would know about this awesome venue. She had one or two that she wanted to take her kiddo or her husband, but for the rest, I was her theater bitch. Yes, that is what we called me. We drank and ate beforehand and afterward, and toasted her mom, who was the one who introduced her to theater in the first place)
Mama Morton is the character that most of the “celebrity” stunt casting has been about. Nene, Kandi, etc. Here is the thing about the Mama role. It is smaller and it is flexible. One can be an amazing singer and KILL it (Kandi, Queen Latifah) or have decent pipes and moderate skills in acting (Nene) and still do well in the role. They aren’t risking a LOT in that stunt casting and getting new asses in seats.
But ROXIE? Roxie is IT. In most if not all scenes. Everything fucking revolves around Roxie. I don’t think I’ve EVER EVER seen “stunt casting” where the person got Roxie. (I don’t consider a casting of an off Broadway production using Harry and Lisa as a stunt. Both have serious IMDB resumes. Acting is their full time jobs)
So watching that scene, I got emotional for Erika. SHE EARNED THAT. I’m also so sad for her that her closing night was because of COVID and not the end of contract I need to go home she deserved. I hope that this opens more doors for her.
Pardon the word vomit. I have consumed tequila tonight.
At least Erika did get to perform on Broadway. I would have LOVED to see her. My colleague’s daughter had her first off Broadway role scheduled to start in early April. It all ended a minute before curtain. Erika’s timing was better. I’m looking forward to the footage of her as Roxy.