Hey y’all, I am coming to you live on my brand new laptop. The Great Laptop Crash of 2020 is finally over. So how about I get you caught up on the witches of Weho with a Pump Rules recap? I feel like either I can’t remember shit because I am drinking all my brain cells away, or my DVR isn’t recording what it is supposed to because in the part of the episode where they sort of quickly recap past events seems completely brand new to me. I like this laptop it is very easy to type on. When did Lala and James hug it out?
Dayna and Brett are going to bartending school. I guess with Jax and the Toms headed for retirement, they are going to need someone in the replacement cast behind the bar. Apparently, Schwartz lost the marriage certificate. AGAIN. Or so the storyline goes. It’s another bitchfest about Kristen with Stassi and Katie. I am so over this whole discussion. And Stassi, Beau didn’t not say you were his number one priority. He said that you are all he cares about right now. Big difference.
Scheana Is Happy Being Single
Scheana is suddenly claiming that she is happy being single. Also, she is totally fine with Max hooking up with her doppelganger in Vegas. Does she even believe what she is saying? Scheana also had some sort of a scooter accident. She dropped by Dayna’s (?) place to tell her that she has hired a psychic so that she can contact her mother. Dayna is not amused. Scheana straight up lied to Dayna about the psychic lurking outside. Scheana is pissed that Brett and Max didn’t check on her after her egg retrieval .,mn .
Beau goes to LVP to pla n his proposal. Why the hell are we going to the gynecologist with Stassi? LVP thinks Kristen should be at the dinner at Villa Rosa after the proposal. Of course she should.
Sorry, I almost fried my new laptop on my very first recap. (Don’t ask). So far so good. Sigh. So there is a Witches of Weho Wine party. Ariana is drunk. Lots of boring chit chat. More drama with Stassi whining about Kristen and Beau trying to encourage her to make up with Kristen. Sur and Tom Tom are going to have a softball game. The losing teams captains will have to clean the other teams bathrooms.
Beau and Kristen talk. Beau is on a short list and can’t hang out with Kristen. Sorry there is really nothing new to say about this episode. It’s the day before Beau plans to propose and Stassi is having a meltdown because Beau dared to talk to Kristen at the wine party. She’s just so insecure.
Next time, we have a softball game and a proposal. And more Kristen bashing.