Hey y’all, I am coming to you live on my brand new laptop. The Great Laptop Crash of 2020 is finally over. So how about I get you caught up on the witches of Weho with a Pump Rules recap? I feel like either I can’t remember shit because I am drinking all my brain cells away, or my DVR isn’t recording what it is supposed to because in the part of the episode where they sort of quickly recap past events seems completely brand new to me. I like this laptop it is very easy to type on. When did Lala and James hug it out?
Dayna and Brett are going to bartending school. I guess with Jax and the Toms headed for retirement, they are going to need someone in the replacement cast behind the bar. Apparently, Schwartz lost the marriage certificate. AGAIN. Or so the storyline goes. It’s another bitchfest about Kristen with Stassi and Katie. I am so over this whole discussion. And Stassi, Beau didn’t not say you were his number one priority. He said that you are all he cares about right now. Big difference.
Scheana Is Happy Being Single
Scheana is suddenly claiming that she is happy being single. Also, she is totally fine with Max hooking up with her doppelganger in Vegas. Does she even believe what she is saying? Scheana also had some sort of a scooter accident. She dropped by Dayna’s (?) place to tell her that she has hired a psychic so that she can contact her mother. Dayna is not amused. Scheana straight up lied to Dayna about the psychic lurking outside. Scheana is pissed that Brett and Max didn’t check on her after her egg retrieval .,mn .
Beau goes to LVP to pla n his proposal. Why the hell are we going to the gynecologist with Stassi? LVP thinks Kristen should be at the dinner at Villa Rosa after the proposal. Of course she should.
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Sorry, I almost fried my new laptop on my very first recap. (Don’t ask). So far so good. Sigh. So there is a Witches of Weho Wine party. Ariana is drunk. Lots of boring chit chat. More drama with Stassi whining about Kristen and Beau trying to encourage her to make up with Kristen. Sur and Tom Tom are going to have a softball game. The losing teams captains will have to clean the other teams bathrooms.
Beau and Kristen talk. Beau is on a short list and can’t hang out with Kristen. Sorry there is really nothing new to say about this episode. It’s the day before Beau plans to propose and Stassi is having a meltdown because Beau dared to talk to Kristen at the wine party. She’s just so insecure.
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Next time, we have a softball game and a proposal. And more Kristen bashing.
Those people are absolutely ridiculous. It’s crazy to think about how we once got roped into obsessing over their drama. How many more of Stassi’s grudge matches and temper tantrums are we supposed to keep track of?
Wow. Stassi went off the rails. She and Katie can’t stand it when Kristen is the mature one of the bunch. Kristen did everything for the party while the other bitches, I mean witches, complained. Beau is a fool to marry Stassi. She’s controlling and petty and ofttimes mean. She sneers at him. WTF?
That was painful to watch. Beau was cringing and she was screaming in his face. This is what he will have every single day if he doesn’t cater to her every whim.
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Just when I thought Stassi was maturing … She’s not. I was fortunate that none of my boyfriends ever gave me ultimatums about who to have as friends. Especially, because many of my friends are/were former boyfriends. Just because the romance didn’t work out, doesn’t mean the love ends — it just became platonic love. (Unless you are Scheana and Rob.)
Stassi showing her TRUE self in this episode. When she initially came crawling back after alienating everyone, she was full of humble pie for two seasons. Her fake humility got her back by using Kristin and anyone until she found Beau. I feel sorry for him. He may be a nice guy, but he’s just the type she needs to abuse into being loyal to her insecurities. She then can unleash who she really is. An Insufferable person!
She’s abusive, just switch roles with her playing the man and Beau as the woman saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, no I don’t want to upset you.” So gross. All the while, Stassi not being able to muster a single tear while wailing, and then an immediate smirk. She and Jax were 2 of a kind.
This isn’t the first time Stassi has shown her true colors. Maybe it was last season where she completely freaked out on him at her birthday for not going to bed when she decided it was time. She also forced him to stay in on their group vacation too. Super controlling and it is a wonder he decided to go through with proposing after a night like that, but he was probably obligated at that point because of the big proposal party.
I am glad I am not watching because it would make me so mad to watch two people treat someone they called a best friend so poorly.
Honestly I can’t stand stassi and Katie this season. I don’t particularly love Kristen, I think she can be extra a lot of times, but I feel really bad for her. Stassi and Kristen are just being bitches. And Beau is too good for Stassi. Seriously.
I know it is soooooo cruel. This really is school girl bullying. Women dont beat you up they withdraw their love and affection and then exclude you from their circles, then they rub it in your face how by making you watch them give others their love. It’s some f..d up stuff. I hate when people say that is not bullying, it is.
Poor Beau. I was definately thinking Stassi turned the corner, but holy Jesus, she unleashed the inner demon. Also, if she hates the WOH wine stuff, pay and get out of your contract. If Kristen was smart she would tell her attorney to go after Stassi for breach of contract so she wouldn’t get paid for doing nothing. I would, after the way she has been treated.
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Stassi is so vile. Always has been. There are so many more important things going on in this world than her vanity fuelled tantrums. She’s gonna be the worst pregnant last ever! Ha poor Beau…
Pregnant “lady” that is.
She’s no lady.
Stassi’s behavior was absolutely shocking. How can one person be so vile? She is so mean and irrational. Too bad Beau didn’t realize he should run.
Stassi wow. That attitude is atrocious. Very unattractive.
And Beau proposes next episode. . . GET OUT, MAN!
I have always detested Stassi. Beau deserves all the hell she is going to put him through. Hope the 15 minutes is worth all the agony, Beau.
WooooHOOOOOO! The new lappy is hanging in there! Yay!
Stassi just wants a wedding and Beau wants fame. It won’t last.
Why do you guys think he deserves it? I think he is being abused unless the whole thing is made up and Stassi is just screeching to stay relevant.
Shaena’s “surgery” was such a load of crap, it is a big nothing. Try hyperstimulating 15 eggs and then having to stop the procedure so you dont end up like octomom. THAT is painful, the rest is just bascially like bad PMS. and Stassi is still a big baby
Just watched. I can’t help it. I still like Beau and Stassi. I have always been incredulous that Stassi was willing to build a friendship with Kristen after she fucked Jax, fucking over Sandoval and Stassi at the same time.
Me too! Love Stassi and Beau. I thought it was completely inappropriate of Kristen to corner Beau like that. She knew what she was doing, and she knew the reaction it would draw from Stassi.
That said, I do think when Stassi came back to LA she was desperate to get back into the group. Kristen was her only link. Hence why she made amends.
It’s hard to watch Stassi pull a bitch trick on Beau – that man needs to know that if he marries her, this is what his life with be – oversized DRAMA! ugh