Setting up for the RHOA recap tonight but I will probably be sheltering from storms and unable to complete it even if my laptop miraculously continues to work. I am not sure I even watched last week’s RHOA. I was pretty traumatized last Sunday. The weather is bad again tonight, but so far, so good. Okay, I kind of remember last Sunday now. If you forgot last week or missed my recap CLICK HERE. Apologies, the weatherman was telling us we were all going to die. Tonight they are saying we might die but the further north we live in the state the less the danger Tornado shelter is all set up and ready to go regardless.
I love that Porsha and her momma put ice in their wine and even mix it with stuff. I do too. I like a splash of Kombucha in a cheap Merlot. So I am ghetto and country too. How many ads for Sally’s Beauty and Kenya Moore Haircare do we need? This is getting Bethenny Frankel levels of obnoxious. Noelle seems to be loving her quest to become a Hollywood star. I wish I had Mama Joyce’s chicken salad. I am not going to be eating anymore chicken until this pandemic is well under control. All our chicken factories got shut down when lots of employees got it here in Georgia.
Nene Is Such A Hypocrite
Kenya has been talking about Nene negatively in the press. Wendy calls Nene to let her know. As if Nene isn’t constantly Googling herself. They all do. Speaking of Wendy Williams, I try to catch her show from her apartment but if there is one thing I literally can’t stomach is people who smack when they eat or chew with their mouth open. She has been doing hot topics from her kitchen which is twenty minutes out of her life. Why does she think she needs to eat while she talks? Also, she has some weirdass shit in her apartment. And one morning she was high as a kite on something. It’s odd. Also, I think Wendy is done with Nene again. And vice versa. Nene says she never shit talks Kenya. Then she shit talks Kenya.
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It is so weird to me that Nene and Porsha are allies this season. I loved it when PJ started crying hysterically when Nene gave her a kiss. My girl PJ does not play. PJ does love the presents though. Nene whines to Porsha about Kenya. Production is coming hard for Kenya this season. Porsha tells Nene that Shamea in fact did not call Kenya when her water broke like Kenya claimed. They didn’t even text until the next day. So, basically, Kenya is fucking with Porsha too. PJ’s permanent stank face is giving me the stress relief I need tonight. I love that little girl. And her stankface.
A Star Is Born
Todd and Don Juan are basically producing a segment for Kandi’s baby shower. Mama Joyce is pissed at Todd and claiming she is not coming. Please, she would not miss it for the world. Somehow the surrogate was not allowed in the VIP parking area. It’s a hot mess before this even starts. Oooh Kandi’s daddy is doing the step and repeat, I guess with his wife. We hardly ever see him.
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Cynthia is leaving in a day or two for two months in LA. How will that work for filming? Does anyone know where they are quarantining? Cynthia also talks to Eva about…Kenya. Kandi is bitching at Todd for upsetting Mama Joyce. I get she is her mother, but she upsets EVERY BODY. Derek J is there. I miss Miss Lawrence. She is way too good for this show. Did Star get cancelled? I loved that show! The feeling isn’t mutual. Miss Lawrence has me blocked the last time I looked. I dunno why. I’m a fan.
The guys doing the limbo with the “pregnancy belly” was a cute shower game. Dennis won. I could say something here but it would be against my own commenting rules. lol. The other thing this cute, yet over the top shower had was a vote for baby names. The choices were Blaze or Banks. Clearly Blaze won. Marlo kicked off the drama hard between Nene and Marlo. Kandi is pissed because she has not even been able to introduce her surrogate. I think sharing Shadina with the world is a VERY bad idea. And yet, here we go. Kenya and Nene both ruin this moment for a reality TV show.
Kenya and Nene Act A Fool
Todd calls security on Kenya and Nene. This is pathetic. For both of them. But Kenya is the one who took it way too far. WTF is this Nene talking head with the red feathers hanging off her tits? Someone email me a screenshot of that shit. Kandi finally gets to thank Shadina for carrying baby Blaze. Todd apologizes to Kandi and says he was not a good husband earlier and he wishes Mama Joyce would have come tonight.
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I remember earlier thinking, is RHOA still even on? Shouldn’t it be over? And apparently this is the finale. This is normally things I should know but I don’t pick up the phone these days and haven’t talked to Source in a while. We are all just trying to get through this. I did talk to source a couple weeks ago and was told Bravo wants a reunion. But despite what Andy Cohen says, it is not a done deal. Production on the other hand says it is a logistical nightmare to do so many remotes without any in person interactions with a reunion and basically that it will suck. I agree with production. But that is three big checks these women will lose. I’m just glad it is over at this point. Bravo shows annoy me a lot during the pandemic.
That said, I apologize for not recapping Family Karma enough lately. It’s a great show. I’ll see what I can do. Love and agnostic/baptist prayers to all. xo ~tt We are all doing the best we can.
I watched RHOA to the bitter end and it just wasn’t a good season to me. I hate when everyone makes up with Nene for the 100th time. Thank you for taking the time to recap this and I hope you stay safe.
Also don’t eat Pork either during the pandemic, we’ve had a few plants shut down in the north. I’m now seeing all of my vegetarian alternatives getting hoarded and going out of stock. 😐
WORST. SEASON. EVER.
Agree 100%. Boring. Mean. Bad fashion and wigs. My favorite part was watching Todd and Kandi work things out. No yelling. No talking over each other. They respect each other. Re: Mana Joyce — unless my memory fails, or it was storyline — didn’t TODD come up with the OLG restaurant concept?
Yes Todd did create OLG and made sure the three ladies would get paid. Mama Joyce is really working my nerves with her obsession about Kandi’s money. Let it go . Kandi shouldn’t be sharing that negativity with Todd. Let it stay at Joyce’s kitchen table. I love their little family.
I’m so glad this season is over, it’s been a hot phony, scripted, forced mess. Brooklyn, Pj and Shamea’s baby girl and Eva’s adorable children made the show cute and seem just a bit tolerable. Speaking of Shamea, I know she’s not really interested in a peach but I’d love to see her on full time and breathing some new energy into the show.
Tanya was good to watch this season also and I enjoyed my boo Marlo but I didn’t like how she got that drama started with the article at the baby shower. It wasn’t the place or the time and Nene and Kenya showed their miserable asses as usual.
Porsha is fake as hell, all happy go lucky to be friends with Nene again after everything. Porsha has been taking shots at Kenya all season long and while Kenya may have thrown a little shade here and there, she didn’t go as far as Porsha. Porsha had no real storyline besides the tired ass one with Dennis so I’m not shocked that she’s trying to ignite drama from years ago that’s tired and played out.
Kandi is everything and I have nothing bad to say about her ever.
Cynthia can go after next season if she gets one, I love her but her time on the show needs to end.
Eva baby gone head and clock out for me sis 😂 The show isn’t for you and that’s ok because you have other talents.
Kenya is great for TV but not RHOA. If y’all are gonna try to convince us that this show is real with someone like Kenya on it, then y’all are gonna have to get someone who’s truly open and honest and real about their life and not creating a storyline for the season and producing scenes to make them interesting.
Nene is over and we are over her 😂
They really should revisit Lena, Shamari, Tammy or hell even Yovanna. But I don’t believe that the best we can do in Atlanta every season is Nene, Kenya, Kandi, Cynthia and Porsha. It’s great show’s in Atlanta with interesting women on the cast but bravo continues to bring these same women back each season.
Give us a Garcelle or a Wendy like on Potomac and I’m sure the viewers might be more interested next season.
So glad you mentioned Wendy Williams. I was wondering if anyone else saw her bizarre apartment or noticed that she seems to be on something again. She seems belligerent and says things like, “If you don’t like to see me eat – don’t watch.” I’m grateful to see that you seem to be doing better in spite of all you’ve been through.
I may have seen two of Wendy’s shows (I can’t stand the audience going “woo ooo”) before she came back from rehab or whatever they call it. But I wanted to support her afterward by watching. She seemed to be doing really well. She DOES have a giant food problem — she practically DESCENDS LIKE A VULTURE on whatever food a guest makes. But, alone, in her apartment, she seems to becoming undone. I spent 11 years alone until I met Cindy. Just “my” Peet’s baristas and “my” farmers market vendors. It DOES do a number on your head. Even without the threat of Coronavirus. I hope she doesn’t relapse.
Kenya has other talents so I wonder why she never branched out? Kandi expanded her music career while on the show, Cindy opened her modeling agency, I wonder why Kenya never pursued other leads?
Oops, I meant Cynthia, not Cindy.
Because, like many of us, Kenya is broken inside. And she is her own worst enemy. Combine that with the fact that unlike many of us, she wants to be SEEN by any means necessary.
You have good insight, that makes a lot of sense.
THIS!!!! Somebody brang me a mic cuz I done dropped all mine …
Nene yet again coming after Kenya’s child. It’s obvious Nene has mommy issues. She’s come for Phaedra, Sherees son, Kim’s kids, Kandis former step children (AJs kids) Porsha post Partum and now Kenya’s daughter twice. But then says children are off limits. She needs therapy. Why is she so obsessed with Kenya? If it wasn’t for Kenya what else has Nene even spoke about this season? They even edited her out of 5 episodes as she has NOTHING else but to carry on this silly feud.
Kenya has posted her text exchanges with Shamea online. Yet again Porsha pretending she’s there for Shamea when she didn’t even go to Shameas wedding but chose to party it up in Dubai instead. God these women are insufferable.
It’s bad enough to lie about stuff you do. But to lie about stuff o make you look good at anither’s expense is exponentially worse. Every time I think I like Porsha a little bit, she steps in her own shit again.
Yup. Porsha is probably the most untrustworthy one in the cast and it’s sad to see that she constantly gets away with it because she’s ditzy. When Phaedra was disrespecting Shamea Porsha was silent. Not attending your best friend of 20 years wedding is just unforgivable. Fair enough you don’t have the funds or whatever but she gave a fake ass excuse about not being able to fly but was in the UAE that same month. She’s a fraud! And without Dennis cheating on her, what would her storyline even be? We’ve had about 2 scenes of her with Baby PJ, and just like Phaedra it seems her mum does more of the child rearing than she she does. I’ve been watching Kandis speak on it, and her and Eva hinted that Porsha was the one adamant to get Nene off the show on their group chat. And Kenya said she has receipts of Porsha and Nenes fake friendship which she will show on the reunion so that will be interesting.
I couldn’t agree more with you. The other day , my sister and I were talking about how phony she is . Probably the worst cast member, she will do anything to retain her peace and somehow come out with her hands clean…no idea how that happens every season. Watching all the seasons back, made me realise that Porsha is more of a snake than Phaedra
I have a confession…I love me some Kenya, gawd knows I do, but I’m tired as hell of her shifty, craft ways. With all the baggage this sister has one would think she would humble herself just a lil bit but no, not Kenya, she uses every opportunity to throw shade on anyone in her space. The fight she & Nene had at the baby shower was Uber petty and Kenya was clearly wanting smoke with Nene. Nene on the other hand is a big ole bully who goes hard just for a story line. And lest I forget Porsha who in my opinion can not be trusted. This season just didn’t do it for me and either Bravo needs to close this franchise down or bring on some new faces.
PS…Porsha’s baby has that resting stank face that looks like somebody tasted her pot of collard greens before they were done. 😂😂😂I love it.
Baby PJ’s stank face reminds me of Kandi’s Aunt Bertha
This season was painfully long and not enjoyable at all really. When they did the flashbacks I was like oh yeah that did happen. It felt like seasons and seasons ago.
I was this close to kinda liking Porsha again. Kenya threw a little shade here and there on her but not to warrant Porsha’s response. Porsha’s just looking for the next big storyline. I guess if I was making that kind of money and no formal education or career to fall back on, I’d keep the shit stirring too. I wanna see the Shamea receipts. Somebody is lying. Pet peeve of mine was when Tanya was calling Porsha Ms. McKinley. No ma’am. They are not married. Stop with that crap Tanya. Porsha isn’t Dennis’ wife and you aren’t whatever his name’s is wife either. Stahp!
I really like Kandi and Todd as a couple and as individuals. I’d hate to see their marriage end bc of momma Joyce and Kandi’s workaholic ways. Momma Joyce seems to be on a mission to destroy their marriage. She wants Kandi miserable and all to herself. That’s not love.
I don’t want to talk about Nene. She makes me sick. And PJ agrees. Lol
That is her child or her baby. No matter how old Kandi is. Why do you think Mama Joyce destroying Kandi’s marriage. She is looking out for her baby. We see Todd getting into all kinds of businesses and nothing to show for and still wants more. If a man goes into a marriage with nothing this is what happens. They leave doubt in the families mind(s). Telling her baby to becareful about her assets. What is wrong without. She is not the last mother to advice her child how to protect her assets and she will not be the last. I do the same thing though my girls are not rich. Love is blind
That is all she talks about. Kandi’s money and Todd taking it away from her. I don’t understand how you can say he doesn’t have anything to show for his work. He has several OLG restaurants that are successful. Kandi didn’t want to do it. He also has that trucking company. He said on the show he is doing stuff just for money so her family doesn’t think that’s all he wants from her. He’s not doing what he likes the way Kandi is. People can only take so much. It seems like Todd is compromising in support of Kandi. Joyce needs to stay out of it. Todd signed the dang prenuptial agreement 🤷🏽♀️
This season wasn’t really exciting…. I take that back. It was in the beginning, but that argument in Toronto happened so early on and was so unnecessary. I would like to point out that both times, Marlo was the instigator between Nene and Kenya/Cynthia.
Anywho, that was a terrible time to act up at the baby shower. They should’ve done that when things were winding down so that at least the event could go without a hitch and then turn up the drama for production. That would have been nice and classy.
People yearn for the “real” Kenya. I sure as hell don’t. I think she makes great television. Kandi, Cynthia (esp) and Eva seem to truly be friends with her unlike Porsha. I think Kandi brings great storylines around family and work-life balance. I think Eva just brings happy family, which I like to see. Porsha gives us relationship drama — but really, same old same old — just like with Kordell. I wish Tanya had a peach. Marlo deserves a fucking peach already. Nene is somehow still there. I hope she gets Vicki treatment. Can we get some new women please? I also love Cynthia, but I’m glad she’s going to LA. Go be happy with your man, child.