Setting up for the RHOA recap tonight but I will probably be sheltering from storms and unable to complete it even if my laptop miraculously continues to work. I am not sure I even watched last week’s RHOA. I was pretty traumatized last Sunday. The weather is bad again tonight, but so far, so good. Okay, I kind of remember last Sunday now. If you forgot last week or missed my recap CLICK HERE. Apologies, the weatherman was telling us we were all going to die. Tonight they are saying we might die but the further north we live in the state the less the danger Tornado shelter is all set up and ready to go regardless.
I love that Porsha and her momma put ice in their wine and even mix it with stuff. I do too. I like a splash of Kombucha in a cheap Merlot. So I am ghetto and country too. How many ads for Sally’s Beauty and Kenya Moore Haircare do we need? This is getting Bethenny Frankel levels of obnoxious. Noelle seems to be loving her quest to become a Hollywood star. I wish I had Mama Joyce’s chicken salad. I am not going to be eating anymore chicken until this pandemic is well under control. All our chicken factories got shut down when lots of employees got it here in Georgia.
Nene Is Such A Hypocrite
Kenya has been talking about Nene negatively in the press. Wendy calls Nene to let her know. As if Nene isn’t constantly Googling herself. They all do. Speaking of Wendy Williams, I try to catch her show from her apartment but if there is one thing I literally can’t stomach is people who smack when they eat or chew with their mouth open. She has been doing hot topics from her kitchen which is twenty minutes out of her life. Why does she think she needs to eat while she talks? Also, she has some weirdass shit in her apartment. And one morning she was high as a kite on something. It’s odd. Also, I think Wendy is done with Nene again. And vice versa. Nene says she never shit talks Kenya. Then she shit talks Kenya.
It is so weird to me that Nene and Porsha are allies this season. I loved it when PJ started crying hysterically when Nene gave her a kiss. My girl PJ does not play. PJ does love the presents though. Nene whines to Porsha about Kenya. Production is coming hard for Kenya this season. Porsha tells Nene that Shamea in fact did not call Kenya when her water broke like Kenya claimed. They didn’t even text until the next day. So, basically, Kenya is fucking with Porsha too. PJ’s permanent stank face is giving me the stress relief I need tonight. I love that little girl. And her stankface.
A Star Is Born
Todd and Don Juan are basically producing a segment for Kandi’s baby shower. Mama Joyce is pissed at Todd and claiming she is not coming. Please, she would not miss it for the world. Somehow the surrogate was not allowed in the VIP parking area. It’s a hot mess before this even starts. Oooh Kandi’s daddy is doing the step and repeat, I guess with his wife. We hardly ever see him.
Cynthia is leaving in a day or two for two months in LA. How will that work for filming? Does anyone know where they are quarantining? Cynthia also talks to Eva about…Kenya. Kandi is bitching at Todd for upsetting Mama Joyce. I get she is her mother, but she upsets EVERY BODY. Derek J is there. I miss Miss Lawrence. She is way too good for this show. Did Star get cancelled? I loved that show! The feeling isn’t mutual. Miss Lawrence has me blocked the last time I looked. I dunno why. I’m a fan.
The guys doing the limbo with the “pregnancy belly” was a cute shower game. Dennis won. I could say something here but it would be against my own commenting rules. lol. The other thing this cute, yet over the top shower had was a vote for baby names. The choices were Blaze or Banks. Clearly Blaze won. Marlo kicked off the drama hard between Nene and Marlo. Kandi is pissed because she has not even been able to introduce her surrogate. I think sharing Shadina with the world is a VERY bad idea. And yet, here we go. Kenya and Nene both ruin this moment for a reality TV show.
Kenya and Nene Act A Fool
Todd calls security on Kenya and Nene. This is pathetic. For both of them. But Kenya is the one who took it way too far. WTF is this Nene talking head with the red feathers hanging off her tits? Someone email me a screenshot of that shit. Kandi finally gets to thank Shadina for carrying baby Blaze. Todd apologizes to Kandi and says he was not a good husband earlier and he wishes Mama Joyce would have come tonight.
I remember earlier thinking, is RHOA still even on? Shouldn’t it be over? And apparently this is the finale. This is normally things I should know but I don’t pick up the phone these days and haven’t talked to Source in a while. We are all just trying to get through this. I did talk to source a couple weeks ago and was told Bravo wants a reunion. But despite what Andy Cohen says, it is not a done deal. Production on the other hand says it is a logistical nightmare to do so many remotes without any in person interactions with a reunion and basically that it will suck. I agree with production. But that is three big checks these women will lose. I’m just glad it is over at this point. Bravo shows annoy me a lot during the pandemic.
That said, I apologize for not recapping Family Karma enough lately. It’s a great show. I’ll see what I can do. Love and agnostic/baptist prayers to all. xo ~tt We are all doing the best we can.