I have an episode of RHONY and an episode of RHOBH that I haven’t watched yet.. Writing long recaps is usually what makes this laptop crash. So I will start with a RHONY recap and see how it goes.
We begin back at Ramona’s house where LuAnn has already fled back to her own Hamptons house with some sort of excuse about her neck. The other ladies all head to a winery. Leah, who doesn’t drink, orders wine. For some reason they all share their sad childhood stories. I totally get Ramona’s safety issues. Dorinda and Ramona once again tell Tinsley she doesn’t open up to them. Tinsley tells them about her new boyfriend who has two ex-wives and kids. This relationship is not going to work out. She is trying to fit into a big family.
Leah shares that she did three months in rehab right after she graduated from high school. Then, her parents would not let her come back home and sent her to a halfway house. Dorinda’s sob story is similar to Ramona’s. She needs someone who is there for her. Isn’t that what the drycleaner guy is for? Apparently, the home repair stuff is not in his wheelhouse. I totally understand what she is saying. There is no one to share the load. Sonja has the same fears. All of these women are getting older and don’t have a husband. I can personally vouch for the fact that it is terrifying. Especially now.
That night, the girls are going to a party at some rich guys house. Tinsley went on one lame date with him so that will be awkward. Ramona snuck away for an afternoon date between the winery filming and the party filming. In the van on the way over, Sonja, Tinsley, Leah and Luann all bond over having mugshots.
Weird White People
Leah is freaked out by the old, rich people party. I am freaking out because my laptop is getting quirky again. Sonja is unhappy with the drink choices. Ramona is acting like the queen of the castle. They are all still trash talking Leah to anyone who will listen. Leah is dressed like a tacky twelve year old. But it is rude for them to talk about it. Dorinda thinks that touring houses is tacky and too American.
Sonja is drunk out of her mind. Elyse, the new part-timer shows up. She wasn’t invited to Ramona’s sleepover. Elyse tells Sonja that she was her ex-husband’s “accessory.” That didn’t go over well. Sonja loses her mind with Elyse. Then Sonja loses her mind on Tinsley saying she was a trophy wife. Sonja is way over served.She starts screaming about not shaving her pussy. We don’t need to have the visuals that go with her comments.
The next morning, Dorinda tells Ramona that Luann went home. She sent Ramona a text complaining once again about her accommodations. Then, she says she is tired of being the lowest on the totem pole. She ends with GOOD NIGHT FROM THE LOWER LEVEL. Ramona calls Lu and leaves her a very nice apology.
Next time, Luann is back flirting with a dog groomer and Leah gets shitfaced