Someone I really want to talk to needs to know I can’t email him. Please contact me at [email protected] I have lost all access to my gmail!!! My computer crashed.
I have no idea how long this laptop will hold up or of if you guys will ever see this very short Top Chef recap. It’s the family challenge. The family members are at a restaurant trying to explain what the chefs are supposed to be replicating. I heard tonight that a lot of people’s computers are crashing. I think it might be a Windows issue and not a computer issue. I have a very expensive computer. WHAT I NEED IS MY FUCKING GMAIL. Um sorry. They chefs had loved ones eating dishes and trying to tell them what they were eating. Kevin won.
The family gets to help in the next round. I am sort of pissed that Eric who I will never meet and would never be attracted to me has such a hot wife. I guess I should just be happy for him. LOL. But Gregory’s mom is there… so I can still pretend to hope. Hey times are hard. Let an old lady dream. Then Lee Anne’s mom passes out. This is what we DO NOT NEED. We love Lee Anne and ESPECIALLY love her mama. This is just a no for me. I love how everyone sort of abandoned their own shit and went to help her. OMG SOBBING. Everyone goes to help Lee Anne. I am so sick of being a crybaby for good things and bad things. Also, thank you all for emailing me and checking on me. It means so much.
Banjo is freaking out because I can’t stop crying. I just keep giving him treats. Because the person who sent me stuff sent treats for Banjo. CRYING AGAIN. Okay deep breaths. This was a whole long episode. I need to watch RHOBH I still haven’t but I also need to go back to bed.
Jenn is annoying. Can she please go home? I am trying way harder not to be a bitch but, she’s not my favorite.
Once again, Melissa sold the most product. She’s amazing and probably the winner of the whole damn thing. But I don’t feel like I know her one way or another. I would have bought Gregory’s jar. Gregory, Nini and Eric are top three. I love them all so any way this goes works for me. I want all of their things. Gregory won!
Stephanie, Jen and Malarkey are bottom three. He’s pissed. I just want Jenn to leave. Malarkey is an asshole. I love assholes. So I don’t want him to go! But the editing makes me think he will. I he goes before Jenn I will hate life even more. I’m terrified. PLEASE send Jenn home.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jenn is out. I am so grateful to get this post up. Sorry for all the delays.