I still can’t believe it. I got my email back! I am logged in to social media again! NANETTE DID IT! The laptop is functioning for now (I know it’s going to die soon) so I can worry about that another day. I am perfectly fine quarantining AS LONG AS I HAVE MY LIFELINE TO YOU GUYS. I never thought that I would get my email back. I had already resigned myself to the fact that I would have no email and lose all my followers on social media. BUT NANETTE FIXED MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
Here are some things I have missed going on in the world since I lost my laptop. First of all Heather Dubrow and her husband have been scalping hand sanitizer. I didn’t even know they made hand sanitizer. Perhaps they just started to rip people off. So they are selling six ounces of hand sanitizer for almost THIRTY DOLLARS. They are now claiming “A PORTION” of their proceeds go to food banks. I just can’t with these two today.
In other loser news, Jim Edmonds got the corona and so did his 22 year old daughter. But now he is quarantining with the homewrecker, Kortnie O’Connor. AKA the woman he and Megan had a threesome with. Charming. Kortnie is living in the house that Megan designed.
Kyle Cooke from Summer House is also pushing a new product. A twelve pack of blueberry lemon spritz cocktails for the whopping sum of $69. It’s supposed to be the new Aperol Spritz in a can form. Am I the only one who never even heard of Aperol Spritz until Bravo started pushing it on every show?
Andy Cohen wants us to know his self quarantine is the longest he has ever gone without sex. Don’t worry Circuit Raisin, you will eventually be able to troll under the bridge again. Maybe.
Jason Momoa shaved his beard. And I think he looks even better.
Now back to slogging through emails. I’m really tired. I wish it was bedtime. If I go to bed now I’ll be up at 3am again. Le sigh.