I still can’t believe it. I got my email back! I am logged in to social media again! NANETTE DID IT! The laptop is functioning for now (I know it’s going to die soon) so I can worry about that another day. I am perfectly fine quarantining AS LONG AS I HAVE MY LIFELINE TO YOU GUYS. I never thought that I would get my email back. I had already resigned myself to the fact that I would have no email and lose all my followers on social media. BUT NANETTE FIXED MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
Here are some things I have missed going on in the world since I lost my laptop. First of all Heather Dubrow and her husband have been scalping hand sanitizer. I didn’t even know they made hand sanitizer. Perhaps they just started to rip people off. So they are selling six ounces of hand sanitizer for almost THIRTY DOLLARS. They are now claiming “A PORTION” of their proceeds go to food banks. I just can’t with these two today.
In other loser news, Jim Edmonds got the corona and so did his 22 year old daughter. But now he is quarantining with the homewrecker, Kortnie O’Connor. AKA the woman he and Megan had a threesome with. Charming. Kortnie is living in the house that Megan designed.
Kyle Cooke from Summer House is also pushing a new product. A twelve pack of blueberry lemon spritz cocktails for the whopping sum of $69. It’s supposed to be the new Aperol Spritz in a can form. Am I the only one who never even heard of Aperol Spritz until Bravo started pushing it on every show?
Andy Cohen wants us to know his self quarantine is the longest he has ever gone without sex. Don’t worry Circuit Raisin, you will eventually be able to troll under the bridge again. Maybe.
Jason Momoa shaved his beard. And I think he looks even better.
Now back to slogging through emails. I’m really tired. I wish it was bedtime. If I go to bed now I’ll be up at 3am again. Le sigh.
Yay! Thanks, Nanette!
Yay!!
Also I really hope Andy doesn’t bring his men around that kid unless they Are serious. That upset me more than it should.
He has a full time nanny. I doubt he would. I’m sure he’s one and done.
Yay! I knew you would be okay! So happy you are. Sleep is elusive. I never slept last night,although I went to bed at 3am with my phone, as usual. I’m addicted to playing Words with Friends and I have more than 30 games going at any one time with 8 people. So that keeps me awake. I shut the light out at 9am, but never fell asleep. At any point now, I expect to fall on my face. I don’t drink, but I do smoke weed. Not the sleeping kind though, obviously. YAY NANETTE! Hey, you live near me. I’m in Belmont. You?
I am in Sacramento. Not too far. There are some TT-ers in SF. We should meet up when this is over. In the wild somewhere in the Bay Area.
TT people all across the country could meet up and we all could have a virtual toast. Or a “cheers,” which has now taken the place of “toast,” much like “gifting,” “impacting,” and “advocating” have become verbs. Maybe my nonce words “cahooting” and “Hoyle-ing” will be “real” words one day.
Nonce does not mean nonsense words in UK!!! I should not be laughing at this but I am.
I like your word for Cockwomblers
Here it means words of the moment. Like when you see drunken Sonja and Ramona drooling over young guys deciding who gets who — that’s “cahootin’.”
I worked for a cockalorum. The first definition, I don’t know about the second, but I do suspect it. His name was Steve. One of our favorite clients named him Steasel.
i also live in the Bay Area,
I think it would be awesome for TT addicts to meet up somewhere in the Bay Area once we are allowed to socialize again! I’ve driven to Sacramento on many a Sunday to hear some great Blues at The Horsemen’s Club when that was happening, and to go to the Torch Club. I have many friends in Sac. Thanks, Nanette! And, oh, BTW, when you are ready to solve the coronavirus, please leave Dr. Oz, that quack, behind! Thank you! Much love for all your help!
Omg! YES! I lived off Geary a few blocks up from the bath’s (Cliff house)..ages ago, seems like yesterday.
Nanette? Thank you for all you do here for TT and her followers, waiting on your book….
Looks like we have a KIKI that will make Andy jealous!
You lived near Land’s End? When I worked at the phone company, we got 3 hours off PAID to go to Mass on Goid Friday. Four of us went to Playland at the Beach instead. We went to smoke hash at Land’s End and a naked guy was in our way on the path going back so we had to go around on the steep side. I almost fell off laughing as another was screaming not to tell her husband. I REALLY wanted to go back and find where he had hidden his clothes in the bushes and steal them. He DID look like the Zodiak, but not his M.O.
Im in San Francisco & I’m in for it. Great idea Nanette !
Nanette and Jason Momoa are awesome. And yes, you’re also awesome. Fuck the rest of those assholes.
To think, I used to like and respect the Dubrows. If they were manufacturing hand sanitizer to donate to health care providers, I’d be cheering them. Instead, I have to read them to absolute filth for price-gouging vulnerable people.
I love PopCultureKelly and occasionally read her “Summer House” recaps, but I can’t watch that show any more, and Kyle is one of the reasons why. I heard of Aperol Spritz before the Beverly Hills Housewives started promoting it on-camera. If I want any of that, I don’t think I’ll order whatever shit Kyle Cooke is selling in his stupid cans.
As I emailed you earlier, I just got my shipment of wines from one of those millennial-friendly online wine clubs. I opened one of the Chardonnays, and it’s actually quite good. I want to keep this going, but I just got an email from the LA Times about their new wine club full of enticing wines and discounts. Decisions, decisions!
Congrats, TT! We love communing with you here.
Heather has been my go to “one I wish would return” after Bethenny. I liked their vibe. I too am so disappointed.
If the hand sanitizer is 8 Oz., that is a much larger amount than the ones for $4.99 for 2oz. STILL, it seems like a large markup.
Yeah, with that math, it should be $20 if 8 oz. But I just know local places that are really struggling; even a local micro liquor distillery that is now making hand sanitizer for cheaper than that and they are trying to keep afloat..
Plus, I read the TT info incorrectly. It is SIX oz., not EIGHT oz. so even more gouging. I need to find it on the Dubrow site to see if it claims to be a Fountain of Youth for your hands or some other ridiculous claim to justify the price. Maybe Heather will use the proceeds to upgrade her reefer to one that makes 30 different shapes of ice. Bwahahaha.
LOL!!! Keep us posted. I’m ready to shame her on Twitter. Bethenny is out there saving the world and they do this. SMDH.
It’s a miracle! Yay! Thank you Nanette!
So psyched you’re back–and thank you, Nanette!!!!!!!
Congratulations! Great news ! Thank you Nanette for your helping T.T resolve the computer issues. YAY YOU. Both of you !
Happy for you Tamara, Nanette- you are angel!
Yeah for Nanette! Does anyone – anyone – want to be in a bar drinking a drink – in a can – called LOVERBOY??!
I’m the most paranoid person in the world who is convinced everyone has Covid. But today I went for a ride and drove by my favorite hangout spot and I was ready to jump out of the car and run inside 😳 I however don’t know what LOVERBOY is
Guessing they don’t mean the ‘80s band???
Oh my goodness! How wonderful! Nanette, God bless you! Great news!
Nanette is the fucking MVP!
Thank you Nanette!!!👏👏👏 Happy for you TT!!!
Hercules…Hercules!!
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Yay! Thank you, Nanette and I’m so happy for you, Tamara! And all the people said AMEN!
Thanks, friend. I cried when I saw you back in comments today. xo ~tt
Good to “see” you, IJC!!
Missed you friend! Glad you are here IJC ❤️
Aww, thanks guys! Y’all all cheered me up. You have no idea how much! It means A LOT! I’m caving to the loneliness and expectations put upon me, yet so much is out of my control. I’ve only been able to come here intermittently due to bad weather and other personal family issues. But, we’ve had cable, WiFi and power outages on and off for weeks so I’ll blame the weather for the power going out but the rest is just my shitty providers. Trapped with no WiFi or cable is no way to go through the stay at home life. As always, sending love and well wishes to everyone here along with prayers for good health! I will continue to check in when I can and I love you all! 🙂❤️❤️❤️
Nanette! We speak your name!
No idea what any of this is about, but I’m 2 Pinot Grigios deep, and I’m “wine-nighting” Nanette and Tamara:
I love you both 😘
Yeah! It’s a Christmas miracle in April! Those are my FAVORITE kind!! Yippee!1
Nanette, Yeay!!!!! By the way, I wanted to thank you for your advice re: codeine syrup helping with sore throats. I read your comment, and luckily always have some syrup on hand that my doctor prescribes (she trusts me). Worked like a charm and I was able to sleep. With the 4 kids, I have trouble sleeping 🙂 THANK YOU!
Works like a charm. You know the warnings. But taking it RESPONSIBLY is a miracle cure. I am convinced it would keep coronavirus away. If doctors and patients had been RESPONSIBLE we wouldn’t have the problem. Glad you feel better. Sippy, sip, sip.
4 kids! They should give you morphine to sleep to if you need it! Especially during the quarantine, bless your heart! You must be stressed. Hang in there! Hope you’re feeling better
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YOU ARE SOOO AWESOME NANETTE!!!
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YAY NANETTE!
WRITE DOWN ALL THE PASSWORDS ON PAPER TAMARA!!!
I believe I’ve heard of Aperol Spritz. But I have family that lived in Italy for 3 years (military) so I know I’ve heard of Aperol (and Campari). I looked it up… they had me at Prosecco!!!!
I looked it up, and the taste of it was described as part orange, half rhubarb. Apparently it is equal parts prosecco, Aperol, and club soda. We’re starting to get warmer weather… and I’m getting lower on tequila (no wonder I gained weight this week… like a lot of weight) I think it may be included in my next alcohol order!
Did the Campari company (I think they make Aperol) sponsor the HW trip to Rome this year? (I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS TRIP).
Everyone needs a Nanette in her life. She Persisted!
Nanette – I would say run for president but you have toooo much heart and common sense to play in that game these days,
Gavin Newsom for President in 2024. Or Mario Cuomo. Both on a ticket. Either for POTUS or VEEP.
God no.. that would mean Trump got 4 more years. Biden2020.
Erica, it’s okay! Biden has promised to be a one term president, so that leaves 2024 okay for a “new” Democrat to win in 2024 AND to defeat the orange menace in 2020. But I believe that the Dem’s 2024 candidate will be whomever Biden chooses as VP this year, providing that we win. And Nanette, I think Mario Cuomo’s days are over. He died 5 years ago. 🙂 (I know you meant Andrew…and I agree that “Mario” flows better!)
Yike! Yes Andrew. After Biden. I pray it’s blue in 2020.
Blue or red, just vote! Too many people don’t. Going to Poland made me appreciate was a privilege our “right to vote” is.
Thank you for the kind words of praise. NavyMommy deserves some too. And a guy named Sherwin, I am pretty darned sure. Archangel Sherwin.
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, it was coincidental timing … MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, Google had finished investigating and decided our attempts were not someone being fraudulent. But I don’t think so. I BELIEVE it was Sherwin, one of the experts at Google One who did the magic. On a chat in Google One, BEFORE I joined, he asked me the name of the account we were trying to retrieve. He apologized that TEMPORARILY, because of Coronavirus, they couldn’t do phone assistance with Tamara because of skeleton crew. I explained that my friend had ALL OF THE THINGS tied to that account and many people needed her site. (I got a notification after I joined Google One that they can neither help with retrieving accounts, nor provide a link.) BUT … MINUTES LATER the magical code message appeared. I think Sherwin contacted someone who COULD help and gave that person the info I gave him and that person released the security code. Networking in the Time of Covid-19. Hallelujah!
If anyone believes in giving good reviews to a person who has earned it and you are a member of Google One, please reference Sherwin work order ID: 9-9377000030253 as the best Google expert ever. If you check out Google One and decide to join, mention that as your reason.
Three cheers for Our Amazing Nanette, NavyMommy, and A Guy Named Sherwin for saving TT! <3
Well praise the Lerd and pass the alcohol! That is persistence Nanette! Well done you! I have been through a complete crash and that’s why I went Apple. What a relief for TT. Woke up to take my thyroid med and can’t go back to sleep. Al Catta is in the process of issuing a fatwa and declaring unholy kitty jihad because I am not serving the breakfast. Do you smell coffee beetches? Noooooooo. I’ll do a Tylenol PM And try to go back to sleep.
I didn’t know until about 10 years after taking thyroid (NOT parathyroid) meds — for hypothyroidism — that taking them at night can cause nightmares. I remember my first nightmare at 2-years-old, so I already had them a lot. But they did decrease when I started only taking my pill in the morning. Just in case you have nightmares …
Dang! glad I have always taken my synthroid in the morning!!! (I never have an empty stomach at night)
Could Nanette please sort out this virus next? Asking for a friend.
Oh … I have a theory about prevention. Two doctors believe it, the others think I am a nut job. Not mine, something I learned between Dec. 1970 – Jan. 1971. But it involves opioids and I don’t want to get in trouble with TT. When this is all sorted out, I am going to write Dr. Oz to get statistics from a specific source — all over the country. That would be the imperial data.
Yes, yes Nanette!
How many are too young to get that one? One of my nicknames used to be NoNo. There were 3 Nanettes in our tiny town. Homegirl Nanette, NoNoNanette, and Horseface Nanette. I didn’t make up the names, but I did change mine to Can’t Say NoNo Nanette.
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Thanks, Nanette, Navymommy, and Sherwin!
Warrior women get things done. Persistence, intent and focus won. You ladies and Sherwin are true Sheenas!
All hail Nanette and NavyMommy!
Sherwin for president!
Great job, Nanette! We are all grateful.
Had Aperol Spritzers when visiting Italy a few years ago. I really like them, but a lot of people I know don’t.
SMH at the damn Dubrows. Disgusting.