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Summer House Recap: A Birthday To Die For

April 16, 2020 by tamaratattles 29 Comments

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY

You guys, I remembered it’s Summer House recap night! I didn’t lose a day this week! Small victories y’all. It’s still Lindsay’s murder mystery birthday party. Hannah drags Amanda and Paige over to talk. She is not happy that Lindsay wants her to confront Amanda and Paige about the gossiping. The murder mystery finally begins. If I had any, I would want Kyle to attend all of my theme parties. He is a lot of fun and gets so into character. The actors hired were good. Carl gets sloppy drunk because Stephen is there with Lindsay, while Carl  is alone. Like he should be. Paige guesses correctly that Lindsay was the murderer. Then, Paige takes the opportunity to take Lindsay to task. Paige, Lindsay, Hannah, Amanda and Danielle argue. There’s a lot of back and forth. Lindsay declares her birthday ruined. In the pantry, Lindsay cries to Stephen. Hannah, Paige and Amanda continue to talk shit. Jules is so happy to not be a part of the drama. 

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Everyone heads out to the club. Lindsay rallies to hang out with the girls she was just fighting with. The next morning, Paige begrudgingly wishes Lindsay a happy birthday. Carl dresses up as Lindsay, which was pretty hilarious. His outfit is a pink spandex outfit with “Hubb House” written across the chest and back. Hannah tells Paige and Amanda that Luke is taking her out for her birthday that following week. Paige doesn’t like the Luke and Hannah thing. She feels that Hannah is losing herself to Luke. It seems like Paige is sad that she’s losing her time with Hannah to Luke, but whatever. 

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The next weekend everyone, sans Kyle, goes back to the Hamptons. Kyle is at his family reunion with his SUPER CUTE grandmother. That family seems like a lot of fun. Amanda didn’t want to be a part of it for some reason, so she’s at the Hampton’s with everyone. Amanda, Paige and Jules question Luke and Hannah why they aren’t having sex. Luke explains that he cares about Hannah and doesn’t want to rush things. Hannah basically tells them to cut the shit. Amanda shuts up quickly. As she should. Does anyone else find it odd that she doesn’t want to spend the weekend with her fiance? With the family she’s marrying into? Maybe it’s just me? Amanda and Hannah continue to quarrel. Amanda feels that she’s looking out for Hannah. Hannah feels that Amanda’s relationship is a train wreck who can’t say shit about shit. 

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Hannah plays a voicemail from Luke that says Happy Birthday and he loves her. Then he tries to take it back and say that he likes her. Lol. He sounded somewhat drunk. Hannah says they haven’t discussed it since he left it. Alone, Hannah tells Luke that Amanda pissed her off. Luke says that Amanda’s problem with him isn’t his problem. When they all sit down for dinner, there’s friction with Amanda and Hannah. Danielle tells the group that Stephen is a calming force for Lindsay. Lindsay and Stephen become official. Lindsay is so happy. It’s nice to see. 

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Hannah then takes Paige aside to see why Amanda is arguing with her. A few minutes into the conversation, Hannah figures out there’s something deeper happening. Paige confirms there’s something weird with those two. Carl is upset that Lindsay is so happy while he’s so miserable. He talks to Jules, who cosigns his pity party. She sees a fixer upper in Carl, which turns her on. Hannah wants to have sex with Luke, who turns her down. Why am I getting Jordan vibes now? Ugh. Luke is too hot for Jordan vibes. Hannah then turns to Carl for advice. She’s weirded out that Luke doesn’t want to have sex with her. Carl says Luke wants to take it slow. Luke is still not over his ex, so he doesn’t want to hurt Hannah. Luke overhears them talking. He is pissed. He’s over everyone talking about his and Hannah’s relationship-or lack thereof. 

Next week on Summer House recap: Carl and Jules hook up. Luke reveals that he had sex with another woman while wooing Hannah. Amanda goes off on him. I can’t even handle having to hate Luke. I don’t know if I have the emotional capacity to do it. Speaking of emotion, I have a nice story that one or two of you might want to hear. It was the girl zooling’s birthday yesterday. She turned 11. She was missing her friends a lot. Our town’s police volunteered to do “birthday parade’s” for kids who have birthdays while quarantined. I emailed them then emailed her friend’s parents to coordinate. Our girl had what she says was her “best birthday ever”. She was so overwhelmed with the fire trucks, ambulances, police and friends who made posters and signs for her. Her brothers and the neighborhood kids got to enjoy it while all of us adults cried happy tears. It was a beautiful moment in a bleak time. We need to look for the good where we can find it, so hopefully it helps. Stay safe everyone. See you in the comments! 

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  1. tamaratattles says

    April 16, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    PCK Thank you so much for this recap. It means the world to me today and that you and Cho were both able to email me. Thanks for all you do.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      April 16, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      And I appreciate you too ❤️❤️ enjoy your night and all your amazing good food!!

      Reply
  2. Maria says

    April 16, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Omg that is so sweet for your kid!!

    Also I don’t get the deal with hating Luke. It isn’t like him and Hannah are official or not seeing anyone else so what if he slept with someone else? Also I like that he won’t jump into bed with her it seems like it has only been a couple weeks. Now if it has been two months and he still won’t then yeah weird.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      April 16, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      It was so special. Well I think it’s going to be now that Luke had sex with someone else but won’t have sex with Hannah. It’s odd. I want to know the full story!!

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      • Maria says

        April 16, 2020 at 8:47 pm

        I mean maybe he actually does really like her? Not to get too personal by my husband wasn’t willing to jump into bed with me and told me he had made that mistake recently with another girl and realized after that the relationship wasn’t going to work. So maybe he just doesn’t want to go that far with her and then back out. Although she is part of the world where sex is more causal.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          April 16, 2020 at 9:38 pm

          I mean, in the spirit of transparency, same here.
          My husband and I took it slow, we both knew it meant something when it happened. I think the frustration (that I felt anyway) is that he slept with someone else, and he was also seeing Jelena. Unless it’s Jelena he slept with? If he was seriously pursuing Hannah, not sleeping with her then sleeping with someone else in the midst of pursuing her feels wrong, doesn’t it? Had my husband slept with someone else when we had first started dating, that would have been the end of it for me.

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          • ~ZZZ~ says

            April 17, 2020 at 8:57 am

            Okay, I saw a comment on another site that was funny, but could make sense…..
            Could it be that Luke has a small penis and doesn’t want Hannah to say it on air?

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            • Deb in SF says

              April 17, 2020 at 6:36 pm

              I would guess she already knows the size of his penis, even if they haven’t had sex.

  3. Nanette says

    April 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Buffalo Bill’s defunct. And so is Tamara’s laptop. She is giving it some space to rest and then will try it again to see if it will start — but not expecting it to.

    She is going to take the rest of the evening off. She will try to enjoy ALL OF THE FAVORITE THINGS that a TT angel surprised her with. So don’t worry about her — she is on the phone with her fiancée as I type this.

    Cho, check your twitch email address. I sent you a message the other day. I don’t THINK there is anything in there that you don’t know by now, but just in case … I meant to send one to Kelly too. But then the laptop started working again, but now RIP.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      April 16, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      Oh nooooo!!! RIP laptop. Did you send me an email?

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        April 16, 2020 at 11:29 pm

        I just woke up an literally willed a bit more time on my laptop. It will go at any minute. Have to go INTO THE WORLD to get a new one in the morning.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          April 16, 2020 at 11:34 pm

          GOOD LUCK!!!! ❤️❤️

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      • Nanette says

        April 16, 2020 at 11:39 pm

        No because the laptop started working again. Momentarily. Now that you have the temporary/backup address, I don’t need to clutter up your mailbox.

        If Tamara can’t get online, I CAN, FOR NOW, get into the tt2 email. But I won’t go there unless Tamara asks me to read something to her. (Just for privacy.)

        Hopefully, soon things will be what passes or normal among us here.

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        • PopCultureKelly says

          April 16, 2020 at 11:59 pm

          Ok thank you!!! Yes, hopefully soon ❤️

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  4. Stacy says

    April 16, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Luke has already told the guys he had sex with Jelena, whom he met after meeting Hannah. Either he and Jelena are still together, she knows about Hannah, and said he can flirt and kiss her but not have sex, or he’s slept with other girls, caught something and is waiting for his meds to kick in before he has sex with Hannah. Nothing else makes since beacause he had sex with Jelena claiming it was getting serious, but won’t have sex with Hannah because he cares about her too much. Sounds fishy to me. Maybe he was telling the truth about not wanting a hookup with Hannah to cause drama in the house.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      April 17, 2020 at 12:00 am

      Yeah it’s super weird

      Reply
    • Deb in SF says

      April 17, 2020 at 4:38 am

      Are you sure he met Jelena after meeting Hannah? I wasn’t thinking of it that way. I like him and hope we find out what’s what. I think he liked the chase while she had a boyfriend and then he got a little squirrelly after they broke up. I get NO Jordan vibe from him at all. Jules and Carl after she had sex with Craig? Ick.

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      • JKW says

        April 17, 2020 at 5:27 pm

        I’m pretty sure he did meet her after. When she was seeing the other guy she told him she wasn’t available. That’s when he said he met Jelena and started a relationship. Now that the other guy is out of the picture she wants a relationship. It doesn’t seem like Jelena is the problem but this mysterious ex.

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  5. Ava says

    April 16, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    It’s easy to jump into bed with someone you don’t care about.

    Perhaps he actually sees something real with Hannah and doesn’t want to mess that up by getting involved before he’s completely over his ex and in the right space for a relationship.

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    • PopCultureKelly says

      April 16, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      I can see that. On the other side of it, I can also see that if he was pursuing Hannah seriously, he wouldn’t sleep with anyone else. I totally understood him not sleeping with Hannah and thought it was really sweet. But the confession next week (to me) comes out of nowhere.

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  6. Lauren says

    April 16, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Is it just me or is this show BORING? It’s just very forced that 30+ people are partying like 19 year olds. I think if they showed more or their personal life with work and stuff in the city it would be better

    Reply
  7. artistang says

    April 16, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Im dying to see the recap of the Beverly Hills!!!!

    Reply
  8. LA_in_KY says

    April 17, 2020 at 12:37 am

    Y’all, I have not watched this season and this whole last two recaps I thought Stephen (Lindsay’s friend) was the Stephen from the previous seasons. I was so confused. Now, Lindsey’s boyfriend is Stephen. The current Stephen is not the guy from past seasons, right?

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    • LA_in_KY says

      April 17, 2020 at 1:21 am

      Good night and good luck. Y’all I am so mad about certain people’s I know in regards to protesting. I know soooooo much about said former friend of my mine. I remember when this cunt got beat up trying to cocaine and I picked her up from ER. I tried to stop her, from doing that. Now this bitch wants to be moral police .

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      • LA_in_KY says

        April 17, 2020 at 1:34 am

        TT I fucking hate my former, best friend. What do I do? I totally loved and admired this girl. Now I have hated every thing about her for at least 2 years.
        I absolutely disagree with everything she stands for. And she may just bust in my house with a gun. As she has, which is why my husband doesn’t like her.

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        • LA_in_KY says

          April 17, 2020 at 1:38 am

          Fyi, my firearms are locked in a gun safe. As they should be.

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  9. Lokie says

    April 17, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Luke doesn’t want to have sex with Hannah because he’s afraid he will get hurt. That he will like Hannah more than she will like him and she’ll dump him. He doesn’t want to go through those devastating feelings again.

    Can’t stand Carl. He was so darn mean to the Murder Party coordinators saying to the guy “do you respect yourself for doing this” and other projected feelings. He’s a sloppy mean drunk. He needs to get help.

    Amanda didn’t go to Kyle’s family reunion last year either. Maybe they get paid by the episode and she prefers the money. Or she’ll see them at that wedding they keep talking about.

    Can’t believe a 30 year old would say that You Ruined My Birthday. so childish. Let it go Lindsey. Stephen seems like a nice guy but at the end of the show he’s saying things like “whatever you want to do” or “I don’t care you choose”. I think Lindsey will like someone a little more decisive. Then again, he is right that he balances out her craziness. That is more important.

    How Jules can be interested in Carl after he verbally abused and tried kicking her out of the house. Go find another fixer upper Jules. And dial down the spray tan. Leave some for others.

    Still a fan of Luke, Hannah, Paige, Danielle, Jules, Kyle. On the fence about Lindsey and Amanda, she has a mean streak that we’ve seen with Kyle. No fan of Carl or Jordan. They will end up together and be happy. waiting for that episode in 2023.

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  10. Lizbone ☠️ says

    April 18, 2020 at 1:29 am

    I live for Summer House!!!
    Does anyone else here see the resemblance of Jules to Monica on Family Karma?
    They could be sisters!
    Speaking of which…
    I’m beginning to wonder if some of these Bravobois prefer the company of men? 🤔
    Just saying.
    And…not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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  11. Looloo says

    April 18, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Omg Can I tell you how much I love those birthday parades! I tear up with welcome home from the service videos ..and these birthday videos get me too! Stay well and safe!

    Reply

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