Apparently, it was decision day on MAFS. So it’s time to do a MAFS recap. Austin and Jessica chose to stay together. And he finally told her that he loves her. This episode was a bit cut off for me and is only an hour long so I feel like I might have missed some things. However, my spoiler told me that only Derek and Katie stayed together. My source knows them. Apparently they stayed together and then broke up two weeks after the show because she was cheating with her ex the entire time. Then they tried to get back together again and I’m not sure how all of that worked out.
Taylor and Brandon was a sunk ship from the honeymoon. Taylor says that she and Brandon hang out together off camera. She feels like he has prioritized his disagreements with production over their marriage. Brandon shows up. I kind of like Brandon. I have terrible taste in men. The so called experts really can’t stand Brandon. Brandon says he has to go to the bathroom. Pastor Cal especially. THEY PICKED HIM! Taylor says she wants a divorce. Brandon storms off the set. I really hate Taylor’s good edit. She’s awful.
Meka & Michael
So there are few names I have no idea how to spell. It’s a brain defect or something. One of them is Michael and another is a female name who happens to have been one of my password retrieval questions which is another part of my email issue. Le sigh. Anyway, RUN MEKA RUN! The so called experts seem very proud of themselves. THEY PICKED THESE HORRIFIC MATCHES. Meka is so pretty. She deserves so much better. They are talking about staying together? Really? I love Michael’s tie. But it is not properly tied. Meka wants a divorce. Michael is devastated. He doesn’t believe in divorce. My source says that they have like x amount of days to file their marriage with the government. So they don’t really get a divorce, they just choose not to file to make it official. Remember when we liked Pastor Cal? Yeah, not so much.
Derek & Katie
My source says these two decide to stay together. But she is a cheater. She got a good guy and she fucked it all up. Katie says they don’t have an emotional connection. Derek goes first. He wants to stay married. Katie says that sometimes she feels like they are just friends. But she eventually chooses to hang in there. Maybe if she stopped fucking her ex ALLEGEDLY they would have a better connection.
They saved four whole minutes for Mindy and Zach. They never were even married. He would not even move in with her. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE SO CALLED EXPERTS JUST RECRUIT PEOPLE BASED ON SOCIAL MEDIA. They used to audition people who actually WANTED to do the show and give it a shot. They have already separated. Mindy lets Zach have it. Zach is a douchebag.
Next week is reunion day. Is that Zach saying that he wanted to try and get back together? He doesn’t even look like the same person! Did Taylor get arrested? The news about Katie fucking around finally comes out.