I know the Bravo site says we are getting a new episode of RHOA tonight, so I am doing a setup up for tonight’s RHOA recap but it makes absolutely no sense for them to air a new episode tonight. None. They skipped a random week recently because the want to stretch things out to end the season on the planned date. With no reunion, they need to skip two more Sundays. So this seems like one to skip to me! Also Family Karma will be late this week. I don’t have room to tape the first episode. Also, I am not even sure if this recap can get this recap done. I may be in my tornado spot. Okay, now they are saying we will die between 1 and 4 am. So let’s do this.
Whenever Kandi is filming at Kenya’s house that means something bad happened to Kenya. I have never really seen Kenya’s front door that I can recall. It’s stunning. She really knew what she was doing building that house. How does Kenya find jeans to fit with that huge ass and tiny waist. I’ve seen her in real life and I don’t remember her ass being so big. I have big boobs and buying dresses is hard. If it can contain the girls, the lower half is huge. Sorry. This is going to be a rambling recap.
Tap That Ass
The point of this scene is that Todd is fed up with Kandi working so much. And then she did The Masked Singer. Kandi cries. Todd’s favorite food is salad? WTF? And WTF is Kandi wearing. I’m sure it costs a million dollars but no girl. You look like something from Alice in Wonderland at the mad tea party.
Cynthia’s ass is suddenly bigger too. Are they trying to sell something? Noelle is staying with Mike in LA. She wants to be an actress. Cynthia is struggling with doing RHOA and living in LA.
PJ might be my favorite kid EVER. She has permanent stank face. AND. I. AM. HERE. FOR. THAT. Is she my child? 🙂 Dennis is not willing to move back in with Porsha because she threw him out once. Porsha lives in Duluth. It’s a horrific commute. Porsha does not want to leave Duluth. Both she and Nene bought out there because it is more house for the buck. Dennis works downtown. Dennis doesn’t want to pay for a big wedding. Porsha does. Because Porsha. I don’t understand the need for anyone to get married in this day and time. Now he wants a prenup. There is an implication that Dennis has a drinking problem. I think right now we all do.
I do not believe any storyline between Nene and Gregg. I do not think they are even together. So I will pass on this. Nene is posting quarantine life selfies by the pool. Right now she just doesn’t want to be divorced after mocking Kenya.
Kenya packs up all of Marc’s shit. I’d light it on fire. Instead, Cynthia comes to help. I hate to ask but is all of that stuff really Marc’s or just shit Kenya bought him? Am I the only one who doesn’t believe he has that much shit there. I feel very sorry for Kenya. I know things about a couple of her relationships She was all in. And however you feel about Kenya, she really was in love. And this is not storyline. She loved and probably still loves Marc. But very early on he wanted her to quit the show. Now we know it was because he is such and asshole. Marc’s parents haven’t met Kenya and want nothing to do with Brooklyn and she has no way to contact them. It’s just sad.
On The Bubble
I love Eva and Cynthia. I hate they are always on the bubble. But Eva’s five year radio contract in Dallas pays her way more money. So she will be fine. And her husband is licensed to practice law in Texas, I think. So while she publicly denied the exclusive I just linked to. Sadly, I think that is where they will end up. I also think Cynthia will keep Lake Bailey but will move to LA. We shall see. Eva’s daughter’s baby daddy is trying to get custody of Marley.
Kandi and Todd see a counselor. Kandi gives her whole experience first while Todd fumes. Todd eventually says he feels like her business partner and not her husband. Todd shares that Ace cries for his mother at 4 am some nights. He doesn’t feel like a priority. He is not happy. They argue over Kayla. Kandi wants to give her money. Todd wants her to struggle on her own.
Wait what? Next week is the finale? Well praise Jesus. There are rumors there will be a virtual reunion. Come on now. How will anyone pull hair and use a bullhorn and do dramatic walk offs? Meanwhile here I sit waiting for death. 🙁