I know the Bravo site says we are getting a new episode of RHOA tonight, so I am doing a setup up for tonight’s RHOA recap but it makes absolutely no sense for them to air a new episode tonight. None. They skipped a random week recently because the want to stretch things out to end the season on the planned date. With no reunion, they need to skip two more Sundays. So this seems like one to skip to me! Also Family Karma will be late this week. I don’t have room to tape the first episode. Also, I am not even sure if this recap can get this recap done. I may be in my tornado spot. Okay, now they are saying we will die between 1 and 4 am. So let’s do this.
Whenever Kandi is filming at Kenya’s house that means something bad happened to Kenya. I have never really seen Kenya’s front door that I can recall. It’s stunning. She really knew what she was doing building that house. How does Kenya find jeans to fit with that huge ass and tiny waist. I’ve seen her in real life and I don’t remember her ass being so big. I have big boobs and buying dresses is hard. If it can contain the girls, the lower half is huge. Sorry. This is going to be a rambling recap.
Tap That Ass
The point of this scene is that Todd is fed up with Kandi working so much. And then she did The Masked Singer. Kandi cries. Todd’s favorite food is salad? WTF? And WTF is Kandi wearing. I’m sure it costs a million dollars but no girl. You look like something from Alice in Wonderland at the mad tea party.
Cynthia’s ass is suddenly bigger too. Are they trying to sell something? Noelle is staying with Mike in LA. She wants to be an actress. Cynthia is struggling with doing RHOA and living in LA.
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PJ might be my favorite kid EVER. She has permanent stank face. AND. I. AM. HERE. FOR. THAT. Is she my child? 🙂 Dennis is not willing to move back in with Porsha because she threw him out once. Porsha lives in Duluth. It’s a horrific commute. Porsha does not want to leave Duluth. Both she and Nene bought out there because it is more house for the buck. Dennis works downtown. Dennis doesn’t want to pay for a big wedding. Porsha does. Because Porsha. I don’t understand the need for anyone to get married in this day and time. Now he wants a prenup. There is an implication that Dennis has a drinking problem. I think right now we all do.
Marital Problems
I do not believe any storyline between Nene and Gregg. I do not think they are even together. So I will pass on this. Nene is posting quarantine life selfies by the pool. Right now she just doesn’t want to be divorced after mocking Kenya.
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Kenya packs up all of Marc’s shit. I’d light it on fire. Instead, Cynthia comes to help. I hate to ask but is all of that stuff really Marc’s or just shit Kenya bought him? Am I the only one who doesn’t believe he has that much shit there. I feel very sorry for Kenya. I know things about a couple of her relationships She was all in. And however you feel about Kenya, she really was in love. And this is not storyline. She loved and probably still loves Marc. But very early on he wanted her to quit the show. Now we know it was because he is such and asshole. Marc’s parents haven’t met Kenya and want nothing to do with Brooklyn and she has no way to contact them. It’s just sad.
On The Bubble
I love Eva and Cynthia. I hate they are always on the bubble. But Eva’s five year radio contract in Dallas pays her way more money. So she will be fine. And her husband is licensed to practice law in Texas, I think. So while she publicly denied the exclusive I just linked to. Sadly, I think that is where they will end up. I also think Cynthia will keep Lake Bailey but will move to LA. We shall see. Eva’s daughter’s baby daddy is trying to get custody of Marley.
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Kandi and Todd see a counselor. Kandi gives her whole experience first while Todd fumes. Todd eventually says he feels like her business partner and not her husband. Todd shares that Ace cries for his mother at 4 am some nights. He doesn’t feel like a priority. He is not happy. They argue over Kayla. Kandi wants to give her money. Todd wants her to struggle on her own.
Wait what? Next week is the finale? Well praise Jesus. There are rumors there will be a virtual reunion. Come on now. How will anyone pull hair and use a bullhorn and do dramatic walk offs? Meanwhile here I sit waiting for death. 🙁
Long time reader here. Only my second time commenting. Kandi really does need to slow down. I love her, but Riley is at the age where she needs more supervision and Ace crying last week was so sad! I stand with Todd on Kayla. She may need to struggle if she’s not handling business.
Like you, I don’t believe anything about Nene and Gregg. Especially after last year.
I don’t believe Marc ever really accumulated all that stuff. It still looks new to me. I think Kenya’s mean bc she lacks love and desperately wants it. I hope she’s getting some real therapy so she can be healthy for her child.
Did you die? 😵 Please say no. We are getting residual rain here now. It is bad, so I can only imagine what you went through and the shit fit that Banjo three during the storm. Please be safe.
*that Banjo threw”
Sorry.
NOt dead and Banjo is the only sane being in the house. I am the one throwing childish shit fits.
Kenya said that she did meet Mark’s mother at her (Kenya’s) baby shower.
They’ve sent Brooklyn gifts too, she’s posted on her stories
Isn’t the not knowing awful? I get it TT.
Cuomo wants new Yorkers to get the corona antibody testing that could be available next week. I’d do it. I want to know if I’ve had it or can’t get it so I can stop panicking that I have it or will get it. What a mind fuck!
Happy day after Easter everyone. I was able to hold it together well yesterday. Dressed up, served Gloriana, and smiled for the zoom. Today, I’m depressed. Oh well.
I did the test here in LA last Saturday. It was super easy and there was only one car in front of me. It took a total of 5 minutes from when I pulled up to when I left. They say you get the results in 48 hours but mine were posted within 24 hours. I was negative, meaning that I didn’t have any antibodies.
I too was like WOW at Kenya’s door!
I know right? Never seen anything like it. I actually rewound a couple of times just to see it again.
I think her door is cool. But I NEVER would have one (or the sidelight panel next to it) made from CLEAR glass. Weirdos and killers get into gated communities every day.
Nanette, TT’s computer just crashed-
She asked that you please call her ASAP MON. 1030pm CA time. If you see this, please try to help her? Many thanks !!
DD in Anaheim
I did notice tags on the clothes so it may be safe to assume that Kenya gifted them to Marc. Hopefully, Marc will realize that he was wrong and make things right with Kenya. Also, his parents should reach out to Kenya and work on a relationship with Kenya and Brooklyn. I really pray Kenya gets the love she deserves. Also, I noticed that Porsha was all in her feelings about Shamea contacting Kenya. I guess she is coming for Kenya at the reunion…its probably best it’s at a distance…lol
I just don’t understand Todd’s position on not helping his daughter out. I could understand if she was just a total loser, but she’s really trying on her own. There’s nothing wrong with helping out if you can.
On the episode Todd said that his daughter is not responsible. I can relate my son is a year younger than her. I had to close my purse to get my point about responsibility across to him.
I thought the same thing about Marc’s closet. The clothes particularly the dress shirts and pants looked brand new like they had never been worn. I find it hard to believe that he would bring down that many clothes to leave in Atlanta each trip he made. Probably Kenya bought him lots of things. Cynthia even expressed some doubt that he had been back to Atlanta all that much. Nevertheless it was a truly sad scene. I wonder if by know they have worked out a visitation schedule, custody agreement or if she has actually filed for divorce.
Yeah, it crossed my mind too about Marc’s closet. I was looking hard for some clothing tags but that’s a lot of clothes to buy, lol.
It was a sad scene. You’d think it’d be easy to be rid of him given the way he treated her, but I know all too well it’s never easy.
I should have watched WWHL to answer my questions. Apparently Kenya’s update is that she and Marc are getting along better now with Marc being “really sweet and caring and thoughtful.” All of his clothes are still in her closet. When she was going to ship the things up to him, Marc told Kenya he does not want to break up and wants to work on the marriage and being a better person. He is in New York due to Covid-19 trying to keep the restaurant going she said. So sounds like they are still together.
IF they stay together, I hope Marc changes because he treats Kenya like crap — publicly. No woman should stay with a man who abuses her. If he acts like that in public, in private he must be a monster.
She said on WWHL that Marc wanted to work on the marriage. That he had been acting like the sweet person she fell in love with and married, not the one “all of you saw.” She said that the situation with his parents is HIS ISSUES (longtime?) with his parents, nothing to do with her. Also, that he was really busy taking care of people hit by Covid-19 restrictions — she seemed very proud of him. It sure would be great if they could work things out.
(I keep thinking about “Ken.” Most of my friends called me “Nanny.” Most of my boyfriends called me “Nanette” in the beginning, then “Nan” at some point. It was like when the honeymoon stage was over, it was Nan. So I wonder about Ken.)
I accidentally came across this episode while flipping channels. It was the scene where Cynthia was at Eva’s house holding the baby. What a dang cutie pie!!!💕 Then I caught a snipit of Nene(I think) and someone else in animal print outfits, Porcha drive by, but by that time the Tequila kicked in. YES!!!!!Some wonderful person brought me the double super sized bottle of it. It actually has a cork top! Needless to say, I’ll be on a bender for a while. The rain over here in Snellville Georgia was awful, but nothing bad happened. Hope that you and Banjo made it thru ok TT. Happy Monday everyone!💕💕
I just came to make sure the storm passed and and all is ok. Storms in lots of areas. Hope you and Banjo are good! Sorry for not being on topic.
TT and everyone who was near the storm last night, I hope you all are well.
Kenya did say that Shamea called her when her water broke. However, Kenya also said Shamea tried to reach Porsche, but Porsche was unavailable at work, that’s why Shamea called her. Shamea said that she was afraid because her water broke and that was her first pregnancy, so when she was unable to reach Porsche, she called Kenya because Kenya had experience in difficult birthing, because Kenya had just given birth to Brooklyn. So I hope that before Porsche gets an attitude and past judgement on Shamea she should replay the taped conversation.😋😋😋😋
Love Eva, she’s Beautiful, Beautiful Healthy Children, Loving and Attentive Husband, but her storyline is Soooo Boring, all she does is stay pregnant, which is fantastic for her family, but no one cares for Reality TV. Eva please become more interested 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Ugh I don’t like all the focus on couples arguing. Really now Todd and Kandi? It’s too sad. It’s like bravo wants divorces.
Porsha and Dennis and Kenya and Marc both couples are not gonna make it. The two women deserve better.
Todd is mean to Kayla. How nice that Kandi wants to give presents to her.
It looked like Greg could barely make it up those stairs.
Leave Gregg alone, he’s doing great for a senior. We may move slow, but we still get the job done🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kenya said she keeps it real🤣🤣🤣🤣. How’s that possible when she’s all fake, Butt and Boob implants, adds a wig to her hair to make it look like she has a lot more hair and what is Kenya’s real eye color. Don’t get me wrong, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with any extra’s or enhancement that a person chooses to do, but what’s not keeping it real or being fake is when a person vehemently denies that their body parts are REAL when they’re fakey.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can speak to the women with small waists and big bootys. Although I do think Kenya got more work done after the baby, it’s her body so I could care less. My college roommates had that shape. I do not. I could go and buy jeans at the Gap they could not. They had to go to boutiques that carried urbanwear. One that was closer to plus size could go to Ashely Stewart. Now, the options are better and some of the lines that used to be strictly urbanwear have made it into mainstream stores.
I do think Kenya needs therapy to further address her relationship with her parents. I hope she finds the happiness she is looking for.
Kenya said she keeps it real🤣🤣🤣🤣. How’s that possible when she’s all fake, Butt and Boob implants, adds a wig to her hair to make it look like she has a lot more hair and what is Kenya’sreal eye color. Don’t get me wrong, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with any extra’s or enhancement that a person chooses to do, but what’s not keeping it real or being fake is when a person vehemently denies that their body parts are REAL when they’re fakey.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope Porsche and Dennis work out their differences, because I feel they belong together raising little PJ. I feel that Dennis is being very childish, he’s stressing Porsche out and going against everything the he agreed with and believed in, wedding, traveling back and forth to work, because he still mad at Porsche and wants to give her a hard time, because she threw him out, eventhough he was dead wrong for cheating. Dennis is being extremely childish and revengeful towards Porsche. He needs to grow-up and forgive Porsche for throwing him out, move on and make their relationship work.😁😁😁😁