I went to bed early tonight and then woke up crying. I do not know what is wrong with me. I am always alone and isolated except for you guys. This is not particularly new to me. But, now I am afraid to go to the grocery store or leave the house for any reason. I worry I do not have enough of this or that. The harsh reality that there is no a goddamn person around who would show up when I need them is really, real. Also, I do not really think my “yellow irises” are actually irises. When I look at them next to my real irises. I am so thankful for my art. My house is a bit of museum filled with trash and fear. I just woke up am I am not sure what I should be feeling. Is it the time for the heat or the air to be on? I feel so cold. And alone. But want crank out a really shitty Vanderpump Rules recap if that is okay.
I know I keep saying it but I love the Vanderpump Rules theme song. These are the best days of our lives seems very poetic and ironic at this point. Oh, and I have a shit ton of children’s books. Like a whole goddamn library of them. And somehow I drunk bought collections of Dr. Suess books the other night. Why? No idea. So a put a collection that just so happens to be hermetically sealed in the neighbor’s mailbox the other night for the beautiful red haired girl next door.
Shutting up am moving on now. It is hard and wonderful to see the fools out in the world. I don’t normally even get into the world but I miss the Silver Comet Trail and hate all the assholes who are still going there putting us all a risk.
I also love New Jax pointing out that Old Jax is well really to old to be relevant. Sorry. I say that as an old person. There comes a time where you need to take a seat. And get off the skateboard. Even Schwartz gets this. Jax and his gloves are hysterical though.
The takeover cast are off to do some ax throwing. Raquel is indeed a bad ax bitch. Never underestimate a pageant queen. I am missing my mama so much. She would be so disappointed in my falterings. Danica gets blessed out by LVP and the real person who runs SUR.
Schwartzy does a terrible job at apologizing to Katie. He was awful. How can you be on Katie’s side ever? And yet, here we are.
Kristen, Katie and…Stassi have a meeting I have to glance over at my tag list to find Stassi’s name, She is not there. I add her. She is so irrelevant. Brent wear’s Nene Leakes white t-shirt to a scene. I must say his is a notch above underwear. But still. He is hot AF. And Dayna, I totally get missing your mama. And my mama would not like this CONSTANT Kristen shaming and being mean to her. Just go have your fake wedding again. Stop making Kristen feel like she is some how less than you awful, nasty people. All you are doing is making Kristen look so much better than you.
Beau wants to propose to Stassi. How sweet and what a GREAT STORYLINE! Meanwhile, Kristen is being treated badly. AGAIN.
The new girl’s birthday party is the main scene. I love that. How many ways can they tell tell the old fucks they are not important?
LVP is such a star. LOL. Katie is such a cunt. She is truly a horrible person. This is called, let;s cut her our of scenes.
Oh dear God. Brett has to pretend like he is into LVP. It was awful.