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Pump Rules Recap: Shame Hangover

April 8, 2020 by tamaratattles 64 Comments

I went to bed early tonight and then woke up crying. I do not know what is wrong with me. I am always alone and isolated except for you guys. This is not particularly new to me. But, now I am afraid to go to the grocery store or leave the house for any reason. I worry I do not have enough of this or that. The harsh reality that there is no a goddamn person around who would show up when I need them is really, real. Also, I do not really think my “yellow irises” are actually irises. When I look at them next to my real irises. I am so thankful for my art. My house is a bit of museum filled with trash and fear. I just woke up am I am not sure what I should be feeling. Is it the time for the heat or the air to be on? I feel so cold. And alone. But want crank out a really shitty Vanderpump Rules recap if that is okay.

I know I keep saying it but I love the Vanderpump Rules theme song. These are the best days of our lives seems very poetic and ironic at this point. Oh, and I have a shit ton of children’s books. Like a whole goddamn library of them.  And somehow I drunk bought collections of Dr. Suess books the other night. Why? No idea. So a put a collection that just so happens to be hermetically sealed in the neighbor’s mailbox the other night for the beautiful red haired girl next door.

Shutting up am moving on now.  It is hard and wonderful to see the fools out in the world. I don’t normally even get into the world but I miss the Silver Comet Trail and hate all the assholes who are still going there putting us all a risk.

I also love New Jax pointing out that Old Jax is well really to old to be relevant. Sorry. I say that as an old person. There comes a time where you need to take a seat. And get off the skateboard. Even Schwartz gets this. Jax and his gloves are hysterical though.

The takeover cast are off to do some ax throwing. Raquel is indeed a bad ax bitch. Never underestimate a pageant queen. I am missing my mama so much. She would be so disappointed in my falterings. Danica gets blessed out by LVP and the real person who runs SUR.

Schwartzy does a terrible job at apologizing to Katie. He was awful. How can you be on Katie’s side ever? And yet, here we are.

Kristen, Katie and…Stassi have a meeting I have to glance over at my tag list to find Stassi’s name,  She is not there.  I add her.  She  is so irrelevant. Brent wear’s Nene Leakes white t-shirt to a scene. I must say his is a notch above underwear. But still. He is hot AF. And Dayna, I totally get missing your mama. And my mama would not like this CONSTANT Kristen shaming and being mean to her.  Just go have your fake wedding again. Stop making Kristen feel like she is some how less than you awful, nasty people.  All you are doing is making Kristen look so much better than you.

Beau wants to propose to Stassi. How  sweet and what a GREAT STORYLINE!  Meanwhile, Kristen is being treated badly.  AGAIN.

The new girl’s birthday party is the main scene.  I love that. How many ways can they tell tell the old fucks they are not important?

LVP is such a star. LOL. Katie is such a cunt. She is truly a horrible person. This is called, let;s cut her our of scenes.

Oh dear God.  Brett has to pretend  like he is into LVP. It was awful.

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  1. tamaratattles says

    April 8, 2020 at 3:58 am

    Sorry. You are going to get drunk, terrified, I want my momma recaps for a bit.

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    • Katherine 2.0 says

      April 8, 2020 at 8:55 am

      It’s an emotional rollercoaster these days, Tamara. Sending you a hug and some big ❤️.

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    • StringerBells says

      April 9, 2020 at 6:15 am

      I love your site because I’m obsessed with Reality Shows but I also really identify with your struggles. I just went on Lexapro…I’m 40 years old and finally got it through my head that I need to be medicated. It only took the threat of Corona…actually my life is very stressful…from a neverending Katherine and TRav level custody battle (I dont do drugs like Katherine but he is a Trumper and very TRav-like) to student loan debt of nearly 200K (I don’t have a degree where you can ever make enough to pay that back but you still need a Masters Degree…its f-ed up).

      I saw a meme that said something like Now because of Corona virus the world knows how depressed and anxious I feel every day. Looking at it this way I guess we can take solace in the fact that we all are going through a lot right now. We aren’t alone.

      Anyways, I suggest medication. I discovered I cannot drink on the medication after getting wasted off one glass of wine then getting very very sick. But that’s fine..I will age better if I stop drinking anyways.

      The combo of a medication that helps anxiety and depression is really helpful. It sounds like you suffer similarly Tamara….the anxiety/depression combo is difficult to live with.

      I hate to see people suffer when they don’t have to. It took me years…I shouldn’t have taken 40 years to stop hating myself…but I promise if you find the right medication you’ll feel better. It’s like the serenity prayer in action…change the things you can and accept the things you can’t and the wisdom to know the difference.

      Feel better and thank you!

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  2. tamaratattles says

    April 8, 2020 at 4:07 am

    I am all alone and it’s scary for me, I know it is for you too, So if you have someone with you you are not socially distancing from give them a hug, I will probably not ever get another one.

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    • NeverBeenJaxed says

      April 8, 2020 at 4:19 am

      Thank you for the recap. Haven’t watched VPR in ages but always read the recaps. I’m alone too. Giving you a virtual hug TT. I get the crying in your sleep thing. I do that too. It’s unnerving. My 17 year old is having anxiety issues. Bad ones. He’s at his dad’s house since this all started. My heart breaks I can’t be with him.

      I’m here ❤️ This is all such a damn mess.

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    • Ktina says

      April 8, 2020 at 8:20 am

      I’m really sorry for what you are going through. I live in a house full of people but feel alone all the time. I’m just the cook, accountant and maid to them. Don’t feel appreciated in the least and it’s hurtful. I never imagined my life being like this. It’s as though I was put on this earth to save those that can’t save themselves and I’m sick of it. I get PTSD whenever my older son calls as it’s always “mom I need ” or “mom I want”, or “mom, I’m in trouble” never “how are you mom?”

      I went off on a tangent. Sorry! I’m a good listener so if you ever want to vent and not be judged, go for it.

      About the show, I don’t care about the newbies and fast forward through them.

      Try to stay sane TT; it’s hard but you are so talented and many people do care about you.

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      • Kelnlola says

        April 8, 2020 at 4:19 pm

        I used to be just like your son with my mom. I was an awful, selfish child. But I have grown up and now I appreciate my mom and everything she has sacrificed for me and all the help and unconditional love she has given me. Most kids and teens are pretty selfish. I’m sorry you feel this way but there is hope that he will grow out of it and appreciate you. I wish I had not been so terrible and selfish growing up. I wish your son could show his appreciation.but you’re a good mama and it will change, I know it will ❤❤

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        • Ktina says

          April 9, 2020 at 4:22 pm

          Thanks for that. There’s always hope that things will turn around.

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      • Lola says

        April 8, 2020 at 4:30 pm

        This is exactly how I’ve been feeling. Really I do too much for a family that never appreciates it and is only nice to me when they need something. Just told myself this morning that I was feeling like the man in the relationship. In a full house feeling all alone is a terrible feeling. Hope you feel better soon Tamara. I love staying home but this is actually starting to get to me. I want to visit my daughter’s grave but am in fear of going out. Why can’t they just accept Kirsten for who she is if they consider her a friend? They all have done and behaved just as bad.

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    • Brancs says

      April 8, 2020 at 9:49 am

      TT I have never posted before (I am a big lurker lol) but your words prompted me to do so today. I too am alone, I lost my husband of 25 years 7 months ago (suddenly) and while I thought I was learning how to cope, this current situation is just reminding me how much I miss him and how alone I really am. I am lucky to have family around me, but to those that have their partners…don’t get annoyed at the small stuff, just count your blessings that they are still with you. TT I have to believe that we will will get thru this and we will feel good again and I hope you can find something that makes you smile. What you did with those books is an incredible act of kindness. On a lighter note, thank you for this site, I don’t even watch some of these shows any more but I always read your recaps and they never fail to make me smile.

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 8, 2020 at 5:05 pm

        Thanks for commenting. I hope you stick around with us. We are all batshit crazy but at least we are here together. 🙂

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    • Kelnlola says

      April 8, 2020 at 4:21 pm

      You are truly an artist. You create space here for people to come and socialize and you write beautifully. You are very loved and even though we are all far from you, most of us here would do just about anything for you. You are very special.

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 8, 2020 at 6:10 pm

        Someone has been drinking. lol. Thanks so much. But I am kind of a bitch and a whiner and lots of things. But thank you.

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        • Nanette says

          April 8, 2020 at 7:37 pm

          One night at my favorite restaurant job, I started singing “The Piano’s Been Drinking, Not Me,” by Tom Waits, in my Tom Wait’s voice. My boss gave me $100 to go home. Because he took me out drinking earlier that day.

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          • Kipper says

            April 8, 2020 at 11:02 pm

            ?

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          • mmarybeach1 says

            April 9, 2020 at 6:07 am

            Nanette, that is my new favorite story!

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          • noescapeartist1970 says

            April 9, 2020 at 7:44 am

            Oh my heart!

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        • Tamz says

          April 9, 2020 at 9:02 am

          And this is exactly why we all keep coming here and care so much about you. Thank you for continuing to recap and write. Hope today is a better day for you and everyone. As they keep saying – “we are alone together”.

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      • Rhonda says

        April 8, 2020 at 7:27 pm

        I agree. I am an avid follower of your recaps. I love your witty, bitchy humor! We must be related! Lol. It is definitely a very scary time we are living in. I am a healthcare worker (MLS) and still have to keep going on as if I’m not scared to death. It is times likes these however I am thankful I live in the mountains of Kentucky. I feel like we are more spread out from each other so hopefully that will work in our favor. Stay safe girl and try to enjoy your time at home. Keep writing we are all here waiting for you each week. You feel like a friend.

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    • Karen Lee says

      April 11, 2020 at 1:43 am

      This is so sad Tamara. I have been thinking about the hugs too, like when this is over I want to give and get more hugs. I’m really a hermit as well and at first I thought, oh this is gonna be easy because I like being alone and left alone. Now I’m getting stir crazy. I can’t run to the market just to pick up one thing now. I have to plan and know in advance if they have TP. Toilet Paper. We have to make reservations with it now.

      Will we ever be able to hug again? Dr. Fauci said we ought to stop shaking hands with people all the time. I’m so cool with that because I don’t actually like people I don’t know, touching me and vice versa. I don’t want their unwashed hand in mine. And honestly, how would I ever know if ones hands are washed?

      I just turned 70 and you know what that means? That’s right, I had the first edition Barbie Doll. But there were five kids, four of whom were boys and there was never enough money to dress up my Barbie in the manner in which she should have grown accustomed. So five years ago I started buying all the vintage Barbie clothes on eBay to hold for my granddaughter and today she has a lovely wardrobe and now I’m broke cause Barbie loves shoes just like I do. And she’s not in quarantine, she has the whole house to roam in. When you’re 11 1/2 inches tall , 1800 Sf seems like you’re in the Houston Astrodome. Ok, so that’s what I’m doing in quarantine, dressing my Barbie in pint size haute couture. It’s the little things, isn’t it?

      What are everybody else’s hobbies? I mean beside reality TV.

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 11, 2020 at 2:04 am

        I have two sisters. One is deceased. The other reads here a bit. So I hope she doesn’t see this comment. I either have her barbies somewhere in this house (She’s around 15-16 years older than me) Or my dumbass brother who never cleared out the estate left them in my parents attic. So my grown ass nephew is probably playing with them while wearing his mother’s string of Mikimotos.

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        • Karen Lee says

          April 11, 2020 at 6:05 pm

          Lol On the pearls. Omg I want. Stay safe Tamara

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  3. Queenjen says

    April 8, 2020 at 4:33 am

    I feel you, TT. We have some eerie similarities. Devoted ex teachers, the crazy, the isolation before isolation was ‘a thing’. We both hate Katie. I seriously don’t get the Katie love. I’ve got my eldest daughter into some of these shows, and her perspective, from that generation, interests me. She can’t see that Katie is a controlling sourpuss whose ‘best days ‘ ended with a marriage in a forest. I have to admit that part of my daughter’s non loathing of Katie comes from her belief that Katie has to put up with Schwartz and his vile behavior which is always very quickly forgiven and forgotten by the cast. He’s ‘just being Schwartzie’. And she’s right. But Katie saw the brass ring (Bravo wedding and HBIC for a season because of it) and went ahead with it.
    I detest what they’re doing to Kristen. She’s now approaching Destiney from Shahs as being the most permanently moist amongst the Bravo females. I LIKE Kristen. But I think weddings make for really boring seasons. We’ve had too many. MJs was the best so far.
    I don’t get, either, why people like me who go nowhere most of the time and see virtually no one, are feeling this so much. I didn’t expect to thrive but mornings are becoming really scary. I have a groundhog day thing going on with anxiety etc at the best of times : mornings bring it home every day, and it gets better as I get closer to bedtime. Then it’s right back the next morning.
    You know what fixes it? TRAVEL! !
    Also, I have a long and stupid history of being generous with the worst of people. What’s WITH that?
    Stay strong. We should all be doing the lentil season thing. I never did it, but I think it would really help me to give it a go.
    Smoker also. Take care!

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  4. SD says

    April 8, 2020 at 4:41 am

    TT, I get what you said in the other post about how the mask and gloves made you too hot on the grocery trip. I used to live in Florida for many years, and even wearing a necklace made me feel too hot, as dumb as that sounds. I think it would be fine if you didn’t wear gloves–just have a couple of clorox wipes with you (if you have them) or paper towels if you don’t, and use that to touch any handles, like the freezer doors and the touchpad when you check out. That’s what I’m planning to do when I go to the store later this week.

    On to VPR:
    Stassi is totally ruining what should be a happy time by her constant pressuring of Beau. She is making not only him but also herself unhappy, completely unnecessarily. Just back off! I would hate feeling that I had to pressure my guy into proposing.

    Scheana acts like she is in middle school, only desperate, because she is 34 not 12.

    I am kinda over all the original generation of VPR, and I don’t really care about the shallow newbies.

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    • Mike b. says

      April 8, 2020 at 9:02 am

      I’m liking the newbies more and more. As far as I’m concerned they could hand the whole show over to them. The old ones have played out.

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  5. sultryblue says

    April 8, 2020 at 7:58 am

    NOT INTERESTED!!!! Newbies go away…….. Dayna has a life, has a storyline…the rest..go away. The newbies have confessionals – WHY? They are boring and I don’t care about them…….let them find jobs at The Abbey………..perfect!! That show was BORING!! YAWN together everyone!! TT needs enticing, engaging reality TV to keep her focus and smile during this stressful time…….not youngsters with overworked abs and nipples showing.

    TT……..how can we cast the show with compelling people?

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  6. Lo says

    April 8, 2020 at 9:33 am

    Hi TT
    I understand how you are feeling. I am alone too with my dogs. My husband is in the merchant marine. They are our supply chain for our country. He left in January for the west coast and has been gone since. They have recently canceled crew changes, he was suppose to come home this week after 90 days at sea, but he won’t be coming home anytime soon. I have a lot of the same fears of getting sick and being alone. I’ve made emergency list for my dogs because they are my top priority. I do suggest looking into meal delivery services. I found one that sent me 9 frozen meals. Also, a lot of small local groceries stores are doing free home deliveries and curbside pickup. I live in a very tourist town so many out of staters are coming here to their second homes and we were told not to make them feel “unwelcome” . Please let me know if there is someway I can help. We got this! I know it’s scary and I’ve cried so many times. Be strong

    About VPR. I watched the old season yesterday before the new episode aired. I loved the friendship Katie and Schena (I cant ever spell it right). Katie seemed so much happier and likable. I hate the way kristen has been treated by Katie and Stassi. I don’t get it. Both Katie and stassi have had huge relationship problems and Kristen has always been a great friend to them. Kristen is the reason they are even friends again. Any tea on the REAL reason Katie and stassi hate kristen
    Now?

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  7. LaLaFly says

    April 8, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Blergh. Poor Kristin. Never thought I would ever say that.

    Ever change the oil on a very old truck? The old oil in the drop pan is dark and thick with bits of debris and crap floating all through it. Has a disgusting smell and you bitch yourself out for putting off the oil change. I imagine meeting Jax IRL would be like meeting the human equivalent of a pan of mucked up discarded oil from a ‘67 Chevy farm truck.

    Hermits in the Time of Viral Pandemic

    Those of us who were already self-isolating whether by choice or necessity are finding this time difficult because so much of our lives is consumed with machinations on exactly how we will avoid contact on a daily basis. We don’t have to do that now. We have a lot more free time. Most of the people I know who self-isolate are quick thinkers and have to make decisions on the spur of the moment for our mental and/or physical safety. All this fucking free time means mental gymnastics are wreaking havoc on our emotions and sending our stress levels into the stratosphere. Our brains are still in self-isolation protection mode but there’s a “cease fire” right now. And all of us who were already “quarantining” ourselves aren’t doing ourselves any good by heaping guilt on ourselves for feeling overwhelmed and/or selfish for what is happening to us and how we feel. This pandemic situation is not our normal life any more than it’s normal for those who don’t live a hermetic life.

    I started acting like there is no pandemic to stop myself from obsessing. I don’t watch daily updates because if it’s important enough information then I will hear about it. Viral news oozes everywhere and doesn’t need me to be glued to a 24 hour news feed to be aware of it. Doing that has helped me tremendously. When my mind starts racing then I ask myself what would I be doing pre-pandemic. Most of the time the answer is something mundane like napping or watering plants or checking emails. So I do that.

    My husband has been working from home and that’s a big change. He is now home all the time when he used to be gone 14 to 16 hours a day x5 days a week. I was afraid that his newfound self-isolation with me would bother him but he is truly busy and we don’t really interact throughout the day except that his breaks are hilarious with him making huge pronouncements that he is now on BREAK and he collapses onto his recliner acting like he has just come up exhausted out of the salt mines and one of our cats has decided he also works for my husband’s employer even though his job consists of napping and being a terrible nuisance during phone calls and FaceTime meetings! lol

    Everyone be kind to yourselves. We are all wading through this new life.

    Love to you all.

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    • Kipper says

      April 8, 2020 at 11:16 pm

      Giggle. Great description of your current experiences, I felt like I was in your family room!

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    • KaraW says

      April 9, 2020 at 7:07 am

      Lalafly – thank you so much for your brilliant words about Hermits in the time of Viral Pandemic. I think you have captured that perfectly! If this were Facebook, I would want to share that with all of my friends. I’m with you on limiting watching the news. I can’t do more than I already am to stay safe.

      Love too your comments about your husband. Muy husband and I have been working in the same room for a few weeks now. We’re doing ok, but he cracks me up at the end of the day because he’ll ask if I mind if he goes and works in the garage for a bit. I definitely do not mind!!!! I usually take that occasion to snack more. I’m going to be the one person who has access to food and loses weight during this because I feel like I’m being monitored. Also, kettle chips are too loud when your partner is on a conference call.

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    • LaLaFly says

      April 9, 2020 at 1:07 pm

      @Kipper: I am happy that my silly life made you giggle! <3
      @KaraW: Hubby and I are laughing at kettle chips being too loud for a conference call! :’D And it is perfectly fine with me if you or anyone else wants to share what I write here. <3

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  8. Fancy Pants says

    April 8, 2020 at 10:45 am

    What was up with the matronly dresses Stassi, Kristen and Katie were wearing when they met for lunch?? Is that a thing now?

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    • tuatha12 says

      April 8, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      Matronly dresses…OH! They are playing at grown-ups now.

      Great Recap – I am suddenly interested in matronly dresses, I am intrigued and I MUST watch this episode…Feckitty FECK I am as nissed as a newt

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      • Fancy Pants says

        April 8, 2020 at 1:34 pm

        It did seem like dress up! Especially when you consider the way they ordinarily dress. 🙂

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        • 4paz says

          April 8, 2020 at 2:41 pm

          Villa Blanca has a brunch after church vibe.

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  9. Susan May says

    April 8, 2020 at 11:52 am

    I totally understand how you feel. This is my norm day to day as my husband works out of town every week and we live out in the country a little ways. He was finally grounded and it took forever to get him home but at least it’s another human in the house. I, too, am terrified of the store, etc. and we live in an area that hasn’t been hit too bad YET. I’m sure they don’t report everything. Just know you are not alone in your feelings of terror and sadness. You’re always in my thoughts and prayers. And although I don’t comment much I ALWAYS read and chuckle at your wonderful sense of humor. You say things I am thinking all.the.time. Hang in there, TT. YOU ARE NOT ALONE, I PROMISE!!!!

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  10. Gigi says

    April 8, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Listen: you cannot give in to every emotion, years ago when I was not in a good head space due to hubby being a … asshole? Dick? Forgot he was married? I learned that I have to think about what I am going to allow myself to think about (heard this on Joyce Meyer sermon BTW) and that changed everything for me. I too take care of people who never show appreciation but I figure they are idiots so I don’t react to their stupidity. This situation is scary and we all wonder if our world will be the same. Well? Who knows, right? We cannot worry about things we cannot control. Just do what you have to, be kind (like dropping those books off in that mailbox. SO nice of you TT) and count our blessings. TT, can’t you get stuff delivered from Postmates or Instacart?? I do it now that way. Meanwhile, I find a sense of joy and peace reading your recaps! You stay tough, you will be okay!!!

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    • Kipper says

      April 8, 2020 at 11:25 pm

      I’ve learned these past few weeks that I can express myself to bring fear and thoughtfulness to my friends and coworkers. Not because I want to but because I see the need and have to. (Love Joyce!)

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  11. Rabicate says

    April 8, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    Something about this no end date quarantine that brings out the wolf lady in those of us who practically invented aloneness. Before this new normal we were independent, hardy, even fearsome choosers of self sustainability. Now, I, like you, cry alone in my bed at night understanding for the first time there is a better than even chance no one will hear me or care when my inevitable end arrives.

    My alone time has gone from a choice to a sad inevitability. Before I knew crying wouldn’t help so I didn’t cry. I knew I had decided along the way not to be with some, and others had decided not to to be with me. Now, suddenly those choices seem so fixed and permanent.

    So, I cry with you TT. I don’t want to be alone during this crisis. It hurts to face this shitty handi-wipe of humanity Covid 19 disease with only my practical mind to protect me. But I never learned how to rely on others. So, when darkness or a full moon or one too many pairs of humans descends upon me I go wolf woman on all of them. I howl, toss my wooly hair around, and growl at the image of a single woman well beyond her comeliness years looking back at me. It helps, because I only really begin to worry when I can no longer get my wolf out. And I only bring her out when I’m alone. She isn’t fit for mass consumption. Which, these days, is quite often.

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    • tuatha12 says

      April 8, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      @Rabicate

      My eyes have gone like saucers!!! and I had to catch my breathe.

      I was rather demented yesterday and wept and wailed like a fecking Banshee.

      There is nothing better than letting that raw viseral rage out with a damn good howl at the moon and I had been raging for days as our Lock Down has banned us from going into the garden.

      I need to put my hands and feet in the earth and breath it in,

      I need to smell the salty tang of the sea in my nose and on my lips we had a pink moon last night, I stuck on The Lonesome Boatman by Finbar Furey closed my eyes let the music take over and I howled.

      It was raw, it was savage, it was brutal and bloody marvellous.

      Thank you for making me feel connected.

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      • Rabicate says

        April 8, 2020 at 3:12 pm

        It’s as though each of our arms, outstretched towards each other at an appropriate distancing of 6 feet apart, briefly connect through the sound vibrations of each other’s panicked howling. You are there, you are real, I speak your language. Be ever so careful and good to your self, please.

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  12. sarahinthegarden says

    April 8, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    So sorry to hear what you’re going through regarding fear during this epidemic. I think everyone is feeling the same thing. It’s easy to feel anxiety and even PTSD during this time especially if you live alone. What helped me was to stop watching the news. Each morning I google information about my county and how coronavirus is impacting it. And that’s it – I just read about my county online. I try to avoid the rest of the news about surrounding areas and other countries because it’s overload. I’m only 3 counties away from the epicenter in NYC so coronavirus is all the news is covering 24/7.

    Also can you have groceries delivered to your home? Here they will drop off groceries at your front door so you don’t have to come in contact with the delivery person and they are only charging $3.99 for delivery, which is worth it. Also experts on the news say you can still order take-out. Just remove the food from it’s original container and discard it, then reheat the food (in your own bowl) for at least a minute or two. Even doctors and nurses in NYC are eating take-out food for their meals. And people are donating pizza to them daily.

    PS – check to see if your local stores have converted to “instacart.” It’s basically online shopping at your favorite local stores. Grocery stores participating in instacart will deliver in person and stores like CVS will deliver in person or by mail. It’s expanding to other areas. And supposedly “Drizly” is expanding too. It delivers alcohol to your home. Maybe that too is available in your area?

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  13. BeetsWhy says

    April 8, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    I want to see the provenance on those Tiffany rings. Is it the center stone that is cut by Tiffany in each one? Did Tiffany design the settings? Where are the boxes? I find it hard to believe anyone would buy three rings that are almost identical. I’ve done much research into Tiffany over the years and it may be true but I need more info please! Either way they are gorgeous and whatever Stassi doesn’t want I’ll take.

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    • Nanette says

      April 8, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      Beau said his dad and aunt, or aunts p, gave them to him. It seems they belonged to more than one woman/matriarch. What a generous gift. I wonder if his mom is dead or if ma and pa divorced. Bwahahaha. I bet Katie was so jealous. Bwahahaha. But I really liked Katie’s ring a lot.

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      • BeetsWhy says

        April 8, 2020 at 10:16 pm

        I read on Bravo’s website that Beau’s dad (?) thinks they are from the’40s or ‘50s. I haven’t been able to find examples in that style but, damn, this gives me something to focus on that’s happy right now so I love Beau even more!

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  14. boo says

    April 8, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    TT im so sorry you are feeling so out of control and scared. just please remember to be safe when you are i doors and lock your doors and windows and we are all here for you in any way we can be of support. meditate and know someone up there is looking out for you.

    I have tested positive for Covid and I swear, at the peak of my sickness, i was in totally misery, couldn’t even sip water bec my throat hurt soooo bad.

    please take care and know we are all dealing with what seems to be our new lifestyle – hopefully temporarily.

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    • Nanette says

      April 8, 2020 at 11:10 pm

      It sounds like you are getting better. ??? I hope so. ?and ♥️ to you.

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  15. Kerry says

    April 8, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    TT – when you feel really hot I have something for you to try. It mind sound weird but it works for me. Take a cotton ball and soak it in rubbing alcohol and put it in your ears until the cotton balls are no longer cool. I have no idea why this helps me but it does. The rubbing alcohol cools me down immediately. Good luck. Please let me know if it helps you.

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  16. Nanette says

    April 8, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Because I worked in restaurants for 20 years, I am APPALLED by the way SUR is run. Premiere episode SHARING TIPS! The lazy people always win. The bad people steal so they won’t have to share. Carrying cocktails with their bare hands — so déclassé!

    But TWO TABLES and Danica fucks them up! And doesn’t even correct it. Give them a round of complementary after-dinner drinks. The markup is highest on alcohol and they take minutes to make. Better than comping cheesecake.

    And speaking of cheesecake, WTF is with Charli dissing the SUR cheesecake? Listen bitch, if you KNEW ANYTHING about good cheesecake, it wouldn’t be from the Cheesecake Factory! She should take her ignorant ass to work there!

    I love how Ariana isn’t a big old bitch to the new girls.

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  17. The Other Shay says

    April 8, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    I have been stuck in the house since 3/16 with a respiratory infection, that I have TWICE been denied covid testing for, cuz Trump, and my old issues with agoraphobia are returning, so I feel you TT. Been on antibiotics for three weeks, to my nerves and my twat are raging……was that an overshare???? LOL

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    • The Other Shay says

      April 8, 2020 at 10:25 pm

      I omitted the steroids I’ve been on for 3 weeks also, so I’m itching for a fight, I could definitely be in the WWE/WEF whatever the fuck, right about now. TT, if you need me to check a bitch, email me Boo, I got nothing but time and opportunity in this piece right about now…#WLSSecurityTeam

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      • tamaratattles says

        April 8, 2020 at 11:05 pm

        If I knew how to have you deal with all my first time commenters. They say things like DO YOUR DAMN JOB. lol. As if I work for them. It’s cute.

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        • The Other Shay says

          April 8, 2020 at 11:17 pm

          I was a bailiff for almost 15 yrs, being a bitch was part of my job training. Forward those shits to me, you have my email. I’m working for home, can’t work, court is shut down, I’m helping with the hubby’s companies, and for a friend that owns a TV network. Still can’t fill 4 hours a day. Two of his companies are making BANK….a recording studio, since folks can’t have but 10 people in a spot, so he sends camera crews all over the state to film events, and a virtual reality employment site, since companies can’t hold in person career fairs…..Sis, I got you. <3 #ForLife

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          • Nanette says

            April 8, 2020 at 11:46 pm

            It’s good that someone is doing well right now. Someone good, instead of just the toilet-paper, hand-sanitizer price gougers.

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            • The Other Shay says

              April 8, 2020 at 11:52 pm

              Nanette, we owned a newspaper when 9/11 happened, and LITERALLY the next day, we lost 90% of our advertisers….led to us selling it a year later. Just glad to be on the right side of a calamity for once. Praying for all who have lost jobs, family connections, or are still out there on the front lines.

    • tamaratattles says

      April 8, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      Sweetie.You have a LONG way to go before oversharing more than me. Try hareder! 🙂 Hope you get a clean bill of health soon.

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      • The Other Shay says

        April 8, 2020 at 11:19 pm

        I aspire to your level…..I learned a lot of shit from you on how to handle bitches/assholes.

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  18. J. Farmer says

    April 8, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    The LVP ass licking on this show is really out of control. That woman has a pathological need to be sucked up to.

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    • Nanette says

      April 8, 2020 at 11:12 pm

      Just when I was starting to like Brett. Or maybe he IS a great actor. Or a mediocre actor.

      Reply
  19. The Other Shay says

    April 8, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    VPR needs a whole new cast.

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  20. BeetsWhy says

    April 9, 2020 at 1:28 am

    I have a positive idea for all of us…

    Reply
  21. Tamz says

    April 10, 2020 at 7:19 am

    I understand the struggles. I had a good friend of mine tell me last week that because of Covid-19 she finally understands anxiety and knows what I go through daily. Trintellix has been a blessing for me. Unfortunately, i can’t drink like I used to taking it, but here and there I still like my wine.

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  22. Karen says

    April 10, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Thanks for the recap, TT. These people are awful (insert Lisa Renna imitating Lisa Vanderpump) They’re mean girls and Katie is the worst. I like the new girls. I like Dana at. I hope she can put Sheana in her place more ?

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  23. Mandy Tamborini says

    April 10, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    I think the world of your writing and humor for us. I am sorry you feel alone. Xo

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