This may be my favorite episode title in quite some time. That said, I am so not in the mood to do a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and was not going to do it tonigh. Then It started coming on and I felt sort of compelled to watch. I feel like with better casting this should have been a much better show. Obviously Captain Glenn, Byron, Paget and Ciara should stay. Frankly, if we just got rid of Adam and Jenna, it would have been a totally better show. Even dumbass Parker staying would be fine because there always has to be a dumbass. AMIRITE?
But this will be brief one because My brain is mush. I just recently realized I should have switched from heat to air today. I’m not holding up well. Which is odd because I rarely leave my house anyway. But I do dash out for essentials like alcohol and smokes here and there and I am terrified to do so now even with gloves and masks and all the crazy gear. I am literally not over my last grocery store visit. Also, I suddenly really want all sorts of things.
I REALLY Can’t Stand Jenna
Things I never cared this much about in my life. If I live through this, I will never be a miser again. I will pick up a bouquet of flowers every time I go the the grocery store. For some reason my tightwad ass was buying them a lot just before this and I got used to having them. There are actually a lot of beautiful flowers growing in my yard. Since the dead psycho stopped poisoning my beds things are coming back. I just need to step outside. I also need to water my garden but even that seems intimidating. Anyway on to the show.
First of all, Jenna should not be calling “Glenn” anything other than CAPTAIN Glenn. EVER. I am disappointed in Captain Glenn. Jenna is a cunt satchel of the highest proportion! I don’t understand why he is just taking her side on things. I get when Captain Lee does it because he has a long friendship with Kate. But, Captain Glenn doesn’t know this fool at all.
I hate Parker. Is this really the only time in his life that someone he was not into was into him? I mean this happens in middle school to most people. Paget is awful. Like really awful. Also, I want my mama.
Its a day off at he beach. Parker is off to the beach begging his girlfriend to come meet him. I have no idea what Parker is saying right now. I can hear the WORST RECAP EVER! Comments coming. I’m just trying no to die. I could give two shits about Adam and Jenna. I hear they are still together. Neither needs to be back on my TV. And they had sex. Which is supposed to be a big deal lol.
I am sorry. I will try to do better on recasps. I am just on the fucking struggle bus right now.