This may be my favorite episode title in quite some time. That said, I am so not in the mood to do a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and was not going to do it tonigh. Then It started coming on and I felt sort of compelled to watch. I feel like with better casting this should have been a much better show. Obviously Captain Glenn, Byron, Paget and Ciara should stay. Frankly, if we just got rid of Adam and Jenna, it would have been a totally better show. Even dumbass Parker staying would be fine because there always has to be a dumbass. AMIRITE?
But this will be brief one because My brain is mush. I just recently realized I should have switched from heat to air today. I’m not holding up well. Which is odd because I rarely leave my house anyway. But I do dash out for essentials like alcohol and smokes here and there and I am terrified to do so now even with gloves and masks and all the crazy gear. I am literally not over my last grocery store visit. Also, I suddenly really want all sorts of things.
I REALLY Can’t Stand Jenna
Things I never cared this much about in my life. If I live through this, I will never be a miser again. I will pick up a bouquet of flowers every time I go the the grocery store. For some reason my tightwad ass was buying them a lot just before this and I got used to having them. There are actually a lot of beautiful flowers growing in my yard. Since the dead psycho stopped poisoning my beds things are coming back. I just need to step outside. I also need to water my garden but even that seems intimidating. Anyway on to the show.
First of all, Jenna should not be calling “Glenn” anything other than CAPTAIN Glenn. EVER. I am disappointed in Captain Glenn. Jenna is a cunt satchel of the highest proportion! I don’t understand why he is just taking her side on things. I get when Captain Lee does it because he has a long friendship with Kate. But, Captain Glenn doesn’t know this fool at all.
I hate Parker. Is this really the only time in his life that someone he was not into was into him? I mean this happens in middle school to most people. Paget is awful. Like really awful. Also, I want my mama.
Its a day off at he beach. Parker is off to the beach begging his girlfriend to come meet him. I have no idea what Parker is saying right now. I can hear the WORST RECAP EVER! Comments coming. I’m just trying no to die. I could give two shits about Adam and Jenna. I hear they are still together. Neither needs to be back on my TV. And they had sex. Which is supposed to be a big deal lol.
I am sorry. I will try to do better on recasps. I am just on the fucking struggle bus right now.
I like this show. Way too much emphasis on Jenna and Adam though. They are boring. Who needs to hug every five seconds. It’s like watching Alexa Bellino kiss that guy three thousand times. Yuck.
Can’t stand Jenna, she’s to busy polishing the glasses and telling Adam aren’t they so cute.ugh, barf. Adam is a baby and needs to grow up. Maddison says it all, Jenna is to busy trying to bone Adam to make any kind of administrative decision much less be the chief stew. Parker is goofy, the show definitely needs some of that.all in all, I can take it or leave it, it really won’t hurt either way.
So true – I feel like we’re watching the Jenna and Adam show. And Madison is definitely getting mixed messages. Jenna tells her to go to bed but Georgia points out there’s more work to be done. Jenna isn’t a good manager because she’s too focused on her love life. I like Capt. Glenn – he’s a gentleman but he might be too laid back to see what’s going on with Jenna and Adam and how it’s affecting Jenna’s ability to do her job.
Why is it that the “Coming next week” teasers are so I much better than the show previews and the actual show? What happened to the Great Cocaine Hunt of 2019? Was that just a teaser that we won’t see on TV? I think Madison works hard. Jenna always is interrupting whatever Madison is doing and then getting mad because she didn’t finish the first thing. As Jenna canoodles and “cahoots” with Adam. If they are together, I have great sympathy for Adam’s dog.
That’s funny, I just said almost the exact same thing last wk about Madison and Jenna. I would be frustrated as hell
I think you may have missed the best part Adam pouting and having fit because Jenna banged one of Georgia’s exes! He had the audacity to tell Georgia to quit talking or laughing and then stomped off. Like, grow up Adam! I don’t think it was any secret Jenna wasn’t a virgin when you banged her. Ugh men like that just annoy me so much.
My God he is such a baby!
I really cannot stand him.
Unless it is ALL fake.
Which I would not doubt.
I really wish Glenn could see just what a toxic person Jenna is and then how she and Adam feed off of each other. I can’t believe they are still together, whatever. Parker is so annoying, he really thinks he is the rock star of the deck, he is a fucking moron. He kills me. I wish glen would have spoken to Madison alone so she could have told him how things really are. I don’t see Jenna doing shit, ever. Georgia should be able to get out of the laundry everyone and again to start “learning” the other part of the job. I hate Jenna. I love Ciara, she is a hoot, but I’d kick Padgett ass if I were her. He’s kind of a prick. Byron is my favorite. I love him, he just watches all the crazy and keeps it chill. Also TT, you are allowed to have a funky recap now and again, we’re all good with it.
I can’t stand Jenna’s deviated septum personally. And please can everyone stop auditioning for a singing gig after this silly show.
Agreed, this isn’t American Idol 👍
Right? I was gagging.
I am not the type of girl that swoons when I guy plays guitar….Just the oppsite!
And Jenna’s song/singing was horrible.
Stupid Adam sitting there saying that was amazing….EW!
I would have so called Jenna out in that meeting. She was too busy trying to get into Adam’s pants to do her job. THAT is totally unprofessional and I would have fired her ass.
What a difference. If this had been a Captain Lee or Captain Sandy crew they would have taken their day off and got rotten stinking drunk and been total a**holes.
How is this show CAST? I’m wondering how Jenna got through……..
For the love of eardrums, will somebody please toss that damn guitar overboard? It’s clearly cursed and makes anyone who touches it think they’re going to be Simon Cowell’s next big discovery.
I knew Ciara was gonna be all talk.
She reeks of desperation to get ugly Paget’s attention.
I suppose it’s better than her being mad and fighting, but I knew she was full of sh*t.
Adam and Jenna are the most awkward, cringe-worthy couple–every time they try to embrace or kiss it seems to end in some uncomfortable moment of bumped noses or hanging kiss face. Or Jenna lying uncomfortably on a bench with her head practically hitting a table or something. They are both acting how they think madly in love people should act. Eew. I can’t watch them!! It’s as if they have never been in a couple before. But all jokes aside–Adam is scary. Jenna should run away from him as fast as possible. He seems to have deep-seated issues bubbling very near the surface–we all saw them before on regular Below Deck! They should not cast him again. He is toxic to women.
1000% this!!!!
I’m guessing it’s Parker’s x girlfriend that has the drugs
What the fuck is Jenna doing rubbing up against Adam during all crew meetings? I mean, Jesus, the long term couple don’t even do that, ever!!! Madison is spinning her wheels ineffectively at times, but I feel like Kate or fuckballs EVEN HANNAH could give some decent advice to direct her in a better direction.