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90 Day Fiancé Recap: Who’s Crying Now?

April 6, 2020 by tamaratattles 23 Comments

90 Day Fiance RecapI am sort of losing track of time. I didn’t realize it was Sunday yesterday. RHOA didn’t tape and I didn’t notice so I may just skip an episode if it was even new.  Instead, I’m going to do a 90 Day Fiancé Recap. I am really behind on recaps. Today I just find everything annoying AF. I have kind of a weird headache. I am not in  the mood for anything. So a two hour show to recap seems like something I might be able to do.

Lisa & Usman

Oh wow, I feel like I might have missed an episode or something. Usman has disappeared on Lisa and is not responding to her texts. He finally shows up and they get in a full blown argument. Usman is fed up with Lisa’s piss poor attitude. He tells Lisa if she is going to continue to be a control freak, they need to just go their separate ways. Good for you, Usman. Lisa is such a bitch. And yet, Usman makes up with her. Again.

90 Day Fiance RecapRose & Ed

This relationship is starting to freak me out. Ed is just so… awkward. I am not feeling the massage scene. His hair grosses me out. Wow, they had sex that night! I am kind of surprised by that. Ed has a problem with Rose’s hairy legs. Dude. Really? Rose is way out of your league and you want to demand she shave her legs? How about you wash and cut your hair? In the end, she shaves her legs and he shaves his beard. Then it is off to Rose’s village. It’s not a developed city at all. It’s a very impoverished area.

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Ed is very freaked out by the entire village. Rose’s son calls Ed, Daddy! Maria, Rose’s sister,  is not much an Ed fan. Neither is his dad. Dad is late to dinner because he was working on a pig farm. I feel like this huge spread of food probably took every bit of money they had. There are cats and chickens under the table where they are eating. As usual, Ed is sweating like a pig. Ed suddenly has an epiphany that perhaps it is not his rugged good looks and pleasant personality that Rose is attracted to. In fact, he suspects he is her meal ticket out of the Philippines. Gee, you think?

Geoffrey PashelVarya & Geoffrey

These two are headed to Siberia so that Geoffrey can meet her mother. Her mom does not want her to move to the US at all. These two joined the mile high club on the plane. Who wants to have sex in a nasty airplane bathroom? Gross. Geoffrey has no gift for Varya’s mother. They literally stop on the side of the road so he can pick weeds for her.

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Varya’s mother is lovely. I love them all cooking and talking together. But, Varya’s mother is not happy at the prospect of Varya moving to the US with someone she doesn’t know anything about. How can she trust him with her daughter. You can’t. The guy is a psychopath.

Darcey & Tom

For the love of God, can we just get this scene over with? They have been dragging this meeting out for weeks. The conversation is very awkward. She seems pissed he didn’t join her in Malta for her birthday. Tom is frustrated that she won’t let him speak.

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Once again, the last five minutes of the show goes back to these two. Tom says he has met someone who loves him the way he wanted to be loved. Three weeks ago? Really? Tom wants to stay friends. Darcey wants nothing to do with him. Tom tells Darcey to try not ruin the next relationship. Then Tom asks her if she has gained weight. Wow. This is really ending in a nasty way. That said, Tom is still hot.

Stephanie & Erika

These two have a date to make molds of each other’s boobs. Stephanie is totally weirded out by the whole thing. Stephanie seems to be putting the pressure on Erika to move to NYC. So Stephanie is not interested in getting physical any time soon. But she basically wants Erika to abandon her job and move to the US.

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Stephanie takes Erika out to dinner. I do not find Stephanie likable. She goes in on Erika for having a dating app on her phone. Really? Erika is pissed that Stephanie is so controlling. Stephanie plays the victim. Erika storms out of the restaurant. Stephanie cries. She is the one who started the drama.

Avery & Ash

There are too many couples on this season. You only get like five minutes on each couple. The two go on a trip to the beach for a romantic picnic. They have a very uncomfortable conversation about his ten year old son. Avery isn’t sure that moving with is son is an option.

I really don’t see the point of the Yolanda storyline. None of this seems real to me at all.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News Tagged With: Avery & Ash, Before the 90 Days, Darcey & Tom, David & Lana, Ed & Rosemarie, Geoffrey & Varya, Geoffrey Pashel, Lisa & Usman, Stephanie & Erika, TLC, Yolanda & William

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  1. Charlie says

    April 6, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    I am just really getting sick of the Darcy thing. She makes a clown of herself the way she falls so hard for guys. She really needs to concentrate on her kids and herself. And for the love of god, stop the injection. Her and her sister are starting to look like clowns. She was pretty. I tend to skip her scenes now. Just my opinion

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  2. SLM says

    April 6, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    Lisa is so awful to Usman ALL the time. She has to criticize everything. She can’t even thank him for always TRYING to accommodate all her various “standards” and wishes. She just keeps picking. It’s terrible. Ed grosses me out. His hair always looks like he never washed the mayo hair treatment out he shared a couple episodes back and he’s got to be picky about everything. It’s all about him. I was annoyed with his behavior about the STD testing (look, if YOU ask someone to do it, then you should be prepared to also do it, and he wasn’t, so to hell with that). And that thing about him objecting to her unshaven legs! Oy. How many more ways can he make her feel objectionable and less than? I’m convinced Stephanie has no physical interest in Erika. At all.

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    • Lisa Cantu says

      April 6, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      I forgot about the mayo treatment. That was pretty gross. If Rose ends up moving to America she’s going to be miserable

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      • SLM says

        April 6, 2020 at 9:25 pm

        Ed is just so high maintenance. Also, the first morning after he gets some long-awaited loving from his 30 years younger girlfriend all he can do is bitch about her legs? Get the hell out of here with that BS.

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      • ashley says

        April 7, 2020 at 12:11 am

        I read that she and Ed are no longer together and her Facebook shows that she’s in a relationship happily with a woman

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    • Debbie says

      April 7, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      Lisa is the definition of Ugly American.

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  3. TammyinVA says

    April 6, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    I’m over Darcy too – her scenes are hard to watch and all of the work she has had done has made her unattractive. I would love to see a picture of her before she had all of that done and without the hair extensions. I had been siding Tom, but his comment about her putting on weight was unnecessary.

    I want Usman to dump Lisa and find a nice girl. Usman and his roommates need a spinoff show – I would watch that.

    Rose actually seems kind of disgusted by Ed. She must have drank a lot of champagne. And Ed, of course you are her meal ticket out of there.

    Yolanda is delusional – how can she possibly think any of that is real? Same with that guy with the rug that we didn’t have to watch this week. They’re both cringeworthy.

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    • SweetT says

      April 9, 2020 at 2:19 am

      You can find her on YouTube on a promo real for the reality show twin life. It wasn’t picked up but it also shows her and her sisters ex. Did you know her husband was an up and coming rapper? It is both of them pre injectable a.

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      • TammyinVA says

        April 10, 2020 at 10:13 pm

        Wow – they look like completely different people! They were pretty. That makes it even more of a shame what they have done to themselves.

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  4. tamaratattles says

    April 6, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    I usually really like this show, but there are so damn many things. This should have been like three seasons with more footage of all the couples.

    I think Ed and Lisa both suffer from the same mental illness….whatever it is. They are both delusional and somehow think they are attractive catches for their much younger counterparts. Do they really not get they meal tickets to a better living situation? And I forget where Lisa lives but I don’t think Usman gets that the US is not all NYC and LA and he is probably going to be stuck in some flyover state with her.

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    • SLM says

      April 6, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      Lisa and Ed are totally birds of a feather. It’s like they get off on treating a romantic partner poorly and are happy to have significant others in what they view as subservient positions so they can REALLY go all out on the emotional abuse and high-handedness. I still can’t see how Lisa thought the music video model was such a big deal. How often do ANY musicians have their actual real life love interests in a video? Plus, she wasn’t there TO be in it when they made it. She never seems to even thank Usman for anything.

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  5. LucyLoo says

    April 6, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    The Ed/Rose foot massage scene was difficult to watch. I especially didnt like the whisper voice he was using while rubbing oil on her legs (shudder). He seemed semi-okay at the beginning of the season but now I think he’s a perv. And note to Ed: The reason it seemed like a 3rd world country is because IT IS a 3rd world country.

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 6, 2020 at 10:16 pm

      I disagree. She will be much better off with.Ed which is sad,

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  6. LakeCarly says

    April 6, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    The Mile High Club was an extremely unwelcome scene–ick. I have to turn away from Geoffrey’s psycho eyes whenever he comes on. He kept asking for praise of his roadside flowers.

    Avery seems like she wants to be very straight forward and discuss stuff. And she’s catching on to Ash’s empty phrases that he uses to side-step a humongous problem they face. He ain’t moving here.

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  7. Pauline says

    April 6, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I can’t stand the Yolanda story line. She was married to a convict and has six kids but yet believes a man with a Nigerian accent, who doesn’t know the name of the airport name where he lives in and looks like a model isn’t a scammer? We are supposed to buy that she truly believes his Instagram was hacked, that he can’t answer calls or texts for some innocent reason and he can’t possibly be the same guy blackmailing her with nude photos? TLC seriously thinks we buy this bs?? On the other hand, David’s delusions are believable. Which is unbelievable!

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    • LakeCarly says

      April 6, 2020 at 10:29 pm

      …and that Yolanda never googled him for the 7 months they were supposedly “dating”….she’s a terrible actress.

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  8. Lucinda Meyer says

    April 7, 2020 at 8:27 am

    When will we, for the love of all that’s holy, be done with Darcy? I can hardly bear to look at her or her twin any more. And those tits! Yes, we know you have huge tits, Darcy. You don’t have to show them hardly covered for the millionth time. I have always liked Tom and thought he was being straightforward with her most of the time, treating her with respect. I even liked him when he was chubby. The weight comment was a low blow, beneath him to say something like that. Her craziness, neediness, clingyness, pushed him away. I wish Darcy would get therapy to learn about why her self esteem is tied to her having a man and artificially enhancing her looks.
    If what I’ve read about Yolanda is true, she has been scamming from the beginning. She and a dude have been working together so she can be on the show for publicity. Unfortunately, there are people who get catfished and don’t do anything to find out the truth about the person and will do anything to keep living in the delusional world they’re in. Dr. Phil has some great episodes about this: both with men and women who give away tons of money to catfish and refuse to see the truth even when it is thoroughly and completely shown to them. But I don’t think this is the case with Yolanda. She’s a liar. I could be wrong, but I had a bad feeling about her from the beginning.

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    • Lucinda Meyer says

      April 7, 2020 at 8:42 am

      Geoffrey and Varya are never going to make it. Even without Geoffrey’s being an abuser, they wouldn’t be a good match. They haven’t been vibing from the minute he arrived. Varya is trying hard to like him as he is her ticket to the US, which I believe is a motivation for her. She already tried with another dude so time’s awastin’. With her looks I’m sure she could find someone else. But she’s already been down this road before and doesn’t want to have to start all over again.
      Ed seemed like an okay guy. Delusional, but okay. The massage scene creeped me out. Ewwwwww. Ugh. Ick. He expects Rose to have American lady hygiene when she doesn’t even have a SHOWER? She is so poor. She’s supposed to buy razors? You see this all the time on this show. Americans go to other countries and are shocked when every place isn’t like America. Do they not know anything about the rest of the world? Have they not traveled anywhere except for trips to the IHOP?

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  9. Lucinda Meyer says

    April 7, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Stephanie and Erika aren’t working out because Erika thought Stephanie was the person she portrays online which she’s not. She’s actually very different. That plus the boxes of medication (ever thought about a pill minder, Stephanie? ), plus the everything else is killing the romance. I have nothing against gay couples or people. But Erika’s sense of style is hurting my eyes. Too much of everything, all at once. Tattoos, accessories, the hair color, the clothes, it’s a lot.
    Previews show David wandering around “Lana’s” home town looking for her. He’s one of those guys I talked about in a previous post, obviously being catfished and won’t listen to anyone who tries to talk some sense into him. At this point, I have lost patience and sympathy for him. He created this situation refusing to see what is obvious to everyone else. At this point, if he truly does think Lana still exists and continues to try to have a relationship with her, he gets what he deserves.

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  10. Cheryl B.(cherylannburke1) says

    April 7, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Thanks TT, I didn’t know if I would remember that Monday was going to be a extra episode.
    Sadly, this season is not very good. It lost that “I don’t know what a reality show is like” vibe that I love in the early seasons of reality shows.
    (I always say that around season 3or 4 lol)
    Everyone have a great day. TT hugs to Banjo xo

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    • Cheryl B.(cherylannburke1) says

      April 7, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      Apologies, the extra show is Monday the 20th. Not last night.

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      • Cheryl B.(cherylannburke1) says

        April 7, 2020 at 6:21 pm

        I guess last night a “secret and lies” episode was on. I can’t find it, so it’s both a extra last night and a special episode on the 20th.

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        • Cheryl B.(cherylannburke1) says

          April 8, 2020 at 6:26 pm

          Finally, found the e xtra part 1 episode (Stranger in a strange pt. 1)
          That Lisa is something else. She’s from York, Pa.

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