On tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap get to see if the crew can even try to salvage the BBQ on the beach. I just totally zoned out on the first ten minutes. I forgot I was supposed to be recapping. My brain is mush. I just sat there watching the show and not absorbing much. The crew was able to get the beach party set up with with a lot of help from Paget and Ciara. Jenna actually decided to do some work as well. Shocker. Madison and Georgia are both utterly miserable and worn out. And they are both all the way over Jenna’s treatment of them.
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There is a lot of “family style” food service on this boat. Since they are in bench seating it is kind of hard to get to all the dishes on the table. On of the guests asked Jenna to make her plate. I feel this is a reasonable request. Jenna however hates to be asked to actually do anything that keeps her away from Adam for more than 90 seconds.
I literally keep zoning out. I haven’t felt that great today. When I took the trash out my grey car was completely yellow. So pollen count is really high. Anyway, Parker continues to talk to the guests and do stupid things. He’s spent forever looking for fish for them to see when they snorkel. Meanwhile, they are all stuck on the boat. And then he manages to somehow overheat the tinder.
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Eventually, the guests get to do some snorkeling and paddle boarding. Jenna and Adam continue to alternate between making out and talking trash about the rest of the crew. They finally get to do some sailing, but the wind is pretty strong. And of course things go everywhere in the boat because they never seem to be prepared for the wind.
Jenna goes to whine to Glenn after the guests depart about Madison. Why is she worried about when she goes to bed? Why isn’t she getting breaks during her shift? Was it necessary to mention to Captain Glenn that Madison has a crush on Parker? She fails to mention that she and Adam are practically rounding third base in the crew mess, and in the galley all day every day. I am so over Jenna.
Ha – was it really called Parker’s Big Adventure? That’s funny! I think the lack of shoes were a big problem for the beach setup, yet the tender goes back and forth numerous times and no one says, hey grab my shoes. Jenna is terrible! Although I’ll give her the fact that Madison is maybe creating some of her own problems by doing the less important tasks.
It was! And I would be a little less supportive of Madison if Jenna was doing any sort of training and assignment of tasks rather than focusing all her thoughts on Adam.
Excellent point!
It also appears that she calls on Madison to do everything, and I mean every little fucking thing so she can play suck face with Adam. Kaye isn’t afraid to bust out and do shit, that’s one of her good qualities and Jenna doesn’t have that. She just always wants Georgia chained to the laundry and Madison running all over hell and back. It looks like the laundry situation is one of those machines that washes and dries in one unit and if that’s the case no wonder it’s always backed up. Ciara sees what a cunt Jenna is and how she only wants to fuck Adam, I would hope she does eventually mention that to Glenn. I’ll say it again, I like how Glenn isn’t above doing any number of tasks on the yacht, I really like him. I think we need a mutiny and henna gets strung up mast and left there. Totally over her and Adam. Georgia has an amazing voice and I wish we could hear her sing more and I love Byron, he cracks me up. Parker just needs to go away, like maybe he can go up the mast with Jenna. Imagine he thinks he’s the James Bond if sailing…. what a fucktard.
Was Georgia really singing? They never showed her face with lips moving when the sing was played. Her hair was covering her face or she was turned awzy from tbe canera for the whole song. Made me believe it wasn’t her singing.
Seriously? We’ve heard her sing that song more than once.
Totally agree, re Madison If what they are showing is real. It looks like Jenna gives her an assignment then keeps sending her to do something else. All she does is radio her and give her something new to do. Then she gets shit when something isn’t done. Sometimes it’s when she is standing right there and could do it in 2 sec instead of calling Madison. I think she is frustrated and I would be too. She does need to stop bitching and say something to her.
🤣🤣🤣🤣True dat!
I agree that we don’t see Jenna doing a lot of work, but I also find Madison pretty annoying. She’s one of those people always rushing around, but not accomplishing things efficiently. It’s her own fault when Jenna tells her to go to bed 30 minutes after the guests and to take 9 hours, but instead she stays up late. She says, “Don’t tell me how to live my life”–but clearly she needs to be told, because doing it her way makes her exhausted and then even less efficient, and that creates a negative spiral. And she and Ciara totally blew it about the beach picnic.
At this point, Byron and Capt Glenn are the only people I like on this boat.
More Byron and Captain Glenn!
I cannot wait for the reunion when Glenn sees what a lazy, unprofessional bitch Jenna is. This ought to end her first stew crew status In the industry and she is too old to be a third stew. Madison does herself no favors with her poor time management and her constant stank face. The whole crew is whiny except for Glenn and Byron. Glenn isn’t aware of it yet and Byron just seems to sit back and enjoy watching the shit show. I’m still watching though.
I think I have been saving this show for a binge. I mean I liked the first two episodes but have it hovering. It is on my radar. Maybe it is the no Captain Lee or Captain Sandy factor.
TT- Thanks for the recap. I missed the show because I watched the new series Almost Paradise that aired on WGN. I thought it was great. Full of action, laughs and a few emotional scenes. Did anyone see it?
Thanks for the recap. This episode is sitting there on the DVR and I’m not sure I can get the energy to watch it. Your version is always better anyway.
I’m not sure what it is, exactly, but there is something about this show that just isn’t clicking for me in the same way that the first season of Below Deck did. Anyone else?
I think a lot of people are wanting to make this Below Deck. It’s not the same show. Nor is it supposed to be.
I expected and hoped for this to be different. More actual sailing, I guess, for one thing. Like you said, they never seem to be prepared for actual sailing.
Same for me. I think it’s because so much seems to be focused on Adam and Jenna and I just don’t care about them. Not enough attention is being paid to the crew,the guests, and the boat itself. If this doesn’t get picked for a second season, it will be because of the show runner.
I would like more Byron and Capt Glenn, they are both hilarious
I had high hopes for this show but it has kinda disappointed me. Jenna is just straight up unlikeable. Some people you love to hate and are fun to watch. She is neither – she is unpleasant AND boring. The others I can take or leave – they don’t inspire strong feelings. Thank goodness for Summer House is all I can say!
Did anybody notice that when Adam and Jenna were making out in the crew mess that Adam slapped Jenna on the ass and she turned around with her hair going everywhere and looks straight at the camera!!! Gag!
Does Jenna actually work besides taking food up for dinner service? And the one time a guest asked to be served she bitched. She is VERY unlikeable.
Jenna is the most irritating person on the planet, between the mooning over Adam all day, not even really being that nice or super helpful to the guests and that vocal fry!
Madison is annoying the shit out of me too. They make really good money for six weeks work, even though it is hard work plenty of people work just as hard for crummy wages. quitcherbitchin
Love the #quiterbitchin
Oops forgot misspelled it! #quitcherbitchin 🤣
Does anyone see the physical resemblance between Jenna from Below Deck and Danica- the assistant manager at Sur on Vanderpump Rules? The look like they could’ve sisters.
the fact that Adam thinks Jenna is a great chief stew says a lot of shitty things about him. Still, I can’t believe he got so much shit from her when she wanted sex and he did not – and I can’t believe he continued to want a relationship with her after that reaction.