I keep forgetting this is a Friday show now. Friday nights are usually my weekend. Also, I just want to spit in Reza and Adam’s stupid face. So let’s see what happens on tonight’s Shahs Recap. I think this is the first season I have ever loved Mike Shouhed this much since season one when I just thought he was hot.In this scene, no one is hot. Mike has a dad bod.
That is not my business and I would SOOOO appreciate if all the new people would read the commenting rules. We are going through A LOT right now but that doesn’t change the rules. Please do not shame other people’s looks in comments. But he does have man titties. Also, what is that nipple thing on Destiney’s nipples? I am not a Destiney fan. She does not fit in with these people who have known each other for years. And no one believes any of her storyline. And by no one, I mean me.
Oh. Vida is retiring as a cosmologist? Make up person? I need her in my life if I ever have the occasion to leave the house again. I REALLY need to go restock. I have been self quarantining for almost a month now. My lovely neighbors have been so great in offering to shop for me. But I need like all the Black Box Wine I can carry, some Fosters Oil Cans, an insanely expensive amount of Kombucha. Some Ben and Jerry’s Pistachio, Pistachio… I am fine on toilet paper. Unlike the rest of the world apparently I only shit once a day. I mean I just do not get it. How much toilet paper do you need for a tinkle?
Anyway, back to the recap, sorry. Mike had some sort of an accident on one of those.. I don’t know what they are called. I am drinking. Banjo is losing his damn mind in the back yard because someone is cutting their grass. Frankly, he needs some drama in his life. Anyway, Reza and Adam show up to film after two days in Hawaii because they would lose their job if they didn’t.
Reza Is a Moron
Mike and Nema and Sherv try to talk sense to Reza. Of course that does not work. Reza storms off. This is a long way from anything normal. This is some sort of ad that has nothing to do with anything. It’s some sort of bizarre ad that has nothing to do with anything.
Then we get a scene with Reza, Destiney and Golnesa. I do not care. Reza just spouts and spouts about his issues.
But then GG lets Reza and Destiney know she had a miscarriage. GG says she left the pool party because she was pregnant. I am so sorry for her. And then then the previews come and I hate all these people.
EVERYONE IS VIDA
I don’t care. Honestly, I think I am just angry at the idiot in the white house. If you are not afraid, I AM TELLING NO ONE IS FLYING THE PLANE. WAKE THE FUCK UP! I would be horrifed if people dressed like me and acted up. Destiney is the liar. I wish Reza would just die. YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM HERE, REZA.