I mean, WTF? Kanye West is making a Urine Garden in Wyoming? “In the illustrations for the space-age wild West manse is something called a “bio pool,” as well as a “urine garden,” described as an “aquaponic-like system that converts human waste into plant food.”
I mean whatever.
In other news, my tomato plants are growing like weeds and may bear fruit earlier than expected. I attribute this to the forty days and forty nights of rain. Sorry. Mostly drunk posts are all you are going to get. And Banjo has been oddly clingy today. I just realized that may I did or maybe I did not feed him yesterday. I’m a terrible dog owner. He has eaten now. And that seemed to be what he wanted. Or maybe I did feed him and it’s just dinner time. Because it is. I am always suspect when he starts paying me a lot of attention.
Also, the fine Christian family that has moved in next door is such an amazing change from the guy that was trying to kill me and constantly videoing my house. They have his amazing kid who had some sort of play date today. They check on me just enough. But would it be wrong to ask them to water the hydrangea on the side of their house they never see?
Apologies in advance for being drunker and stupider than ever. I am watching Survivor and it is taking me forever because I want to savor every minute of it. I promise to get Cho’s recap up eventually. MOSTLY because I want to tell him what an idiot he is. lol. I love teasing my favorite nephew. Please don’t spoil me in comments and save it for when I get the recap up.