BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Is everyone ready for tonight’s Summer House recap? I have to be honest, I’m really pushing through for you guys tonight. It is nice to go back to a time when Corona was only a beer and social distancing was a choice by mom’s like me. We begin with Kyle’s mom and Amanda’s mom are coming to the Summer House for the weekend! Amanda and Kyle argue about wedding venues. Just what the moms want to hear. Carl and Lindsay drive up together in awkward silence. Ewe, Sarah is still talking to Carl after last week’s disastrous date?
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She must really want to be on the show, eh? Luke asks Lindsay to not tell Hannah about Jelena. Say what now? Apparently, Lindsay met Luke for dinner in the city. He brought his “girl” Jelena. Who the fuck is Jelena? Why would he do this? I can’t. I just can’t. Amanda and Kyle have dinner with the moms. They discuss Amanda and Kyle’s issues. Kyle is really putting pressure on Amanda to quit her full time job. Amanda is terrified. She starts crying. Oh my God, make it stop! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END IT ALREADY!
Mama Knows Best
At the other dinner, everyone catches up on their week. Lindsay recounts her awesome date in front of a peeved Carl. Hannah has everyone raise their hands if they’re single. Luke gives the half and half hand sign. Luke comes clean about Jelena. He admits he’s been seeing her for a few weeks. Hannah had been seeing Armand so he started seeing Jelena. Hannah is really hurt. Luke says they’ll talk later.
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The next morning Luke asks Hannah to go for a ride on the bike with him. Paige hates him now. I just can’t feel anything right now. Kyle and his mom talk by the pool as Amanda talks to her mom in bed. Kyle fears that if Amanda can’t get out of bed before 9am, who’s going to get up with the kids? Kyle’s mom tells him that marriage doesn’t change a person. You marry who the person is. She wants him to be kind and loving towards Amanda if this is who he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Amanda’s mom is worried for her daughter. After some talk, Amanda admits that it’s just not working. She’s going to keep trying to make it work because she loves him.
American Psycho, Hamptons Edition
Jules whips out a pair of handcuffs to an appalled Lindsay, Hannah and Paige. Jules tells them a horrifying plan of choking and handcuffing him. The only time Jordan “finished” with Jules was when choking her. Holy shit. Patrick Bateman in real life. Terrifying. The mom’s leave as everyone else goes to the winery. Amanda asks what happened last night. Luke confesses to Amanda that he’s seeing Jelena. Hannah says that she and Luke should talk so they find a private spot. Hannah tells Luke straight out that she won’t be part of a love triangle. He is not to text her, call her or try to make out with her. That’s my girl! He tells her that he is where she was a few weeks ago with Armand.
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They return to the table. Amanda takes Paige and Hannah aside to tell them what happened. Paige and Hannah are going to have a girl’s night. Carl takes a call from Sarah, which upsets Lindsay. He invites Sarah to the house the following weekend. In the bedroom, Jules presents Jordan with the handcuffs. He has a very aggressive reaction. He was pissed. So pissed that he gets up and walks out of the room. Jules is left embarrassed and confused.
Wasting More Tears On Carl
Jules convenes the girls, sans Lindsay, to tell them what happened. Jordan tells Kyle and Luke what happened as well. Paige tells Jules that Jordan told her that he isn’t attracted to her anymore. Jules confronts Jordan about what Paige said. Jordan says everything is fine. Jules tells him to take his shit and go. Meanwhile, Lindsay cries to Aunt Rhonda about Carl. Carl goes to check on Lindsay. He can’t comfort her so he leaves the room. Lindsay is beside herself. Kyle and Amanda stay home as well while everyone else heads out to have fun. The next morning Lindsay and Carl talk. Lindsay wants to go back to being friends but she’s having a hard time with it. Carl wants to get back to being friends as well. He tells her that Sarah is coming to the house. Lindsay seems better about it. They end the convo with a kiss and a hug.
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Next week on Summer House: It’s Kyle’s birthday bash. Austen, Shep and Craig from Southern Charm arrive. Austen flirts with Hannah. Jules and Jordan blow up. Carl and Kyle kick someone out of the house. Thank you all for reading! And thank you to those who have DM’d and checked in. We’re doing okay here. It’s adjusting to a new normal. I truly hope you all are doing okay and staying home! See you in the comments!
Another great recap, thank you! I thought it was so sweet of the moms to straighten those 2 out. I really want Kyle and Amanda to work. I like them as a couple. Ok, can we just talk about what boss bitch Hannah is!?!?! I LOVE HER!!! I wish I had her confidence when I was her age. I will say that is one thing millennials are not short of LOL! And Jordan…ugh, enough of him. He has always given me the creeps, makes my skin crawl. Jules can do much better…BTW, Carl is not better either. Sometimes I feel like Carl is the house whore. He’s been with everyone except my girl Hannah.
Aww thank you!!!! Hannah is SUCH a boss bitch!! She’s awesome. Hopefully next week will be the last of Jordan. Carl is the worst and the fact that he still gets women confuses the hell out of me. I hope Sarah feels the camera time is worth it because it’s really not ?
How the fuck did KYLE become the least horrible guy in the house. Not that that’s a compliment at all. They are all garbage people.
WTF Jordan???
He needs so much help ?
So much. I hope he’s the one getting kicked out.
Do Kyle and Carl realize how big of hypocrites they are? Carl has caused fights and drama every season. And Kyle and Amanda also caused major bs. But these two aholes have the right to kick people out? Carl got his panties in a bunch cause his date was a no show and lindsay had a date. Fucking carl makes shep look good.
I adore you, TT.
I am a longtime lurker but first-time commenter.
On any website, ever.
I admire your confidence.
I would be happy to send you Heartguard for Banjo.
I live in Houston, where things are somewhat sane.
Today.
I fear for tomorrow.
Watching Shahs of Sunset as I type, against my better judgement.
Alternating with MSNBC!
Wondering what is really going on…
Prayers for everyone. <3
*AND Pop Culture Kelly Taylor as well! =)
Keep your day job, Amanda!
Because I hadn’t watched Summer House since the first few episodes, I didn’t know what kind of product Loverboy was. I don’t know the history of the branding, but the name is problematic. It says NOTHING about the product; my first guess was condoms. (Think Fireball for a good name for the beverage.) The name is offensive to some demographics (I think it’s funny, but stupid). But the product sounds good. Being on keto, if I drank liquor, or if it were non-alcoholic, I would want to try it. Monk fruit sweetener is the best sugar substitute by far. And the most expensive. That may be why the price is so high, but Loverboy doesn’t educate people about that. Does the name say more about how Kyle sees himself than about the product? Sounds like what Carl would name his product.
I like Kyle’s mom. She gave great advice. Sounds like it’s from experience.
Yeah I don’t understand the name honestly. I hope Amanda keeps her day job because it would be a huge mistake to give it up for Kyle. I like both the moms a lot. I just wish they could get through to their kids.
Offensive to who exactly? Boomers don’t drink hard tea lol
Kyle, get someone else to do the work you wanted Amanda to do. Your approaches to work are completely different, not saying anyone’s is bad, just not compatible. Amanda, keep your job. Something seems fake about this episode — why would anyone at the dinner table ask the question “who at this table is single?” They know each other. And would Lindsay keep quiet about Luke’s dinner companion? Carl is beyond gross, he just regurgitates canned lines of what he thinks Lindsay wants to hear. He is not sincere. And he’ll never be a good friend to Lindsay because he’s not honest. Luke’s a big disappointment but reminds us that a pretty face is just that. Got to get to know what’s behind that pretty face. His situation is not the same as Hannah’s. She was upfront about seeing Armand.
So….I kind of see Luke differently. Hannah was pushing him away the whole time. He should have been honest about seeing someone else but I don’t blame him for doing it. I hope he redeems himself soon because I do like him and Hannah together.
Sure, Luke can see someone. But he asked Hannah out on a date so it seems he was misleading her by his behavior. They were both playing games.
Luke had the exclusivity talk with Jelena, he told her he wasn’t sleeping with anyone else. That is widely understood as the exclusivity talk. Unless he followed it up by telling her that he still might sleep with other people, and I am sure he didn’t, then Hannah rightly considers them an item. OTOH Hannah and Armand had not had the exclusivity talk, so she was within her rights to flirt and whatever else.
Thanks for the recap! I recently watched the first few seasons of Summer House And this season is really tame. Some Friday, even Kyle is in bed before Midnight. I think Kyle and Amanda’s issue right now is age difference, I do think Kyle is ready to settle down and have kids … Amanda not so much. Carl is turning into someone that I don’t care to see anymore. He brings nothing. In fact, none of the guys do. Not sure if I want to see a southern charm summer house crossover next weekend. I bet we will see a lot more drunks making a fool of themselves.
My husband and I are having a disagreement about this show. I think it’s ridiculous that in their 30’s these guys are announcing to their friends that Carl finger-banged Lindsey. Ugh. I say no one talks like that. That the most you’d say is slept together or all the way or everything but. Maybe he was good with his hands. But you wouldn’t go into graphic details with your mutual friends. Am I a prude? I’m seriously happy to have avoided this frat boy culture in my life! Entitled drunken asses.
I always same the same thing, How crazy immature they are in that area! My friends and I don’t talk about finger banging or making out. Maybe in high school, but definitely not in my 30’s!
ugh JORDAN IS THE WORST.