One of you sent me this photo of your lemon tree. I had no idea what a lemon tree even looks like. Check this shit out! It’s beautiful! Spring is happening! Don’t miss it. Peep outside and have a look!
I feel like I have drank away all my brain cells. Can someone break this down for me? Are people on Candiace’s side of the fight? WTF is happening here? Also, I have a thing about fingernails. I told my therapist, who I really need to see… she needed to cut that shit down during CoronaVirus. I find Wendy’s fingernails disturbing.
I am clearly not thinking well. And someone sent me some booze today. Now if anyone gets out in THE WORLD, I could use a couple dozen Mexican Co-Colas. How do I get those delivered to my house? I need a lot of Mexican co-colas. I can send toilet paper to make this happen in my life.
Here is the RHOP Trailer. I need y’all to recap it for me. I do not understand what is happening. I have forgotten who these people are. I am old. I am drinking my way through this shit we are all in. I would appreciate an explanation. Or many explanations. Meanwhile we have had two or three really awesome days in a row. My garden looks great. I may have tomatoes more quickly than expected. One of the neighbors that I can see from my windows trees are covered in wisteria. I love wisteria even though it a bad thing for trees. I selfishly am enjoying the trees blooming. This is a really old house. My parents lived here, in a tiny little box with three bedrooms, one bathroon and five kids. So the trees are very old. like me. lol.
I feel the same way about long fingernails. All I see are germ containers!
What is a Mexican co-cola?
Made with real sugar, like coke syrup and always in glass bottles. My husband buys it by the case. If someone goes to the international food market off of Ponce they can grab Tamara some, that’s where I used to buy in the A
*sorry dekalb farmers market
Yes, those Khloe Kardashian nails are gross.
I just can’t get into a bunch of women fighting over non issues while carrying fake Birkins trying to look rich.
I am so tan right now someone asked me yesterday what nationality I am. For the record, I am white, European.
Drinking beer right now trying to figure out what is for dinner. We are vegan and surprisingly there are so many substitutes, I can pretty much make anything.
I’m thinking Chorizo, black beans, rice.
I am not ready for this! ok But really i am…
I don’t get why they are on Candiaces side for this… they also act like they haven’t at any point on the show been vile to each other, they might have not touched the other person but it has been bad.
Because they don’t like Monique and never have especially Gizelle.
I live in NJ, not far from Philadelphia and you can find Mexican coca-cola around here. Not everywhere, but some groceries, Walmart, etc. will have it. Did you check the international food aisle or in the soda aisle where they have specialty sodas?
On the matter of spring, it seems to be here already. In the mid 60’s today and we really didn’t have winter this year. Which I am fine with.
Super long nails are gross. I don’t care if you just came from the salon. They are germ factories. Blech ?
Not to get too graphic, but how does one wipe their backside with those really long nails I see people wearing????
Walmart has a 4 pack for $4.68, Target for $5.29. Maybe you could do curbside pick up or instacart to have it delivered to your house.
The Georgia Peach Coca-cola has cane sugar too and is awesome. I get it sometimes even though I usually only drink Diet Coke.
I have a lemon tree too (that one’s not mine). Mine lives indoors in the winter with one of those purple grow lights on it. I keep waiting for the police to show up because they think I’m growing pot. Anyway, my lemon tree just finished blooming and now it has little tiny lemons all over it!
I have a Meyers lemon tree and I have to bring it in cold weather. It is now blooming in the house and smells absolutely heavenly. That little tree gives me 3-4 dozen lemons a season. And it blooms and bears fruit all year. I don’t use a grow light but it gets plenty of southern sunlight during the day. Love it.
You shouldn’t ask someone to drag you if you can’t handle getting dragged. Am I too harsh? I think Candance has been too sheltered if she has acted this way her whole life and no one has smacked her upside her head yet.
Gracias!
Hi TT ,
I live in the house but grew up also. We live in NY so too early to plant the tomatoes-probably 4/15. I want to plant some mint and basil,
Oh emm gee! That’s my tree! ?
They’ve been so neglected lately and I was thrilled to find blooms on them yesterday. Last year was the first year I actually got edible lemons. Hoping I’ll get more this year based on the numbers of blooms and I will be making the proverbial lemonade for sure, lol.
Sent same picture to my daughter in DC, and in return she sent me a picture of the cherry blossoms which are my absolute favorite. Made my day.
Re: the Mexican cokes, that gives me happy memories. My Nanny (GREAT-grandma) used to drink nothing but them. Even more specifically they had to be in the tiny glass bottles that required a bottle opener. I loved going to visit her when I was little bc she had a tiny Coca Cola fridge stocked with them. As I got older, it was a requirement to hunt for and stock up on them prior to her coming to visit. Haven’t thought of that in forever! Now I want one!
Ditto on the long germy nails.
Long, germy nails are blech right along long nasty hair extensions. All I can think of is how dusty and sweaty the hair must be picking up air pollution all day.
I thought the trailer was decent considering most of this season’s content has already leaked in real time. There managed to be some pieces teases that we were not expecting, although we can’t say we’re ultimately surprised about (Michael in fidelity related drama, Robyn & Juan relationship tension, Karen & Ray struggling to be on the same page, Chris bring unsympathetic to Monique struggling being a stay at home Mom). Candiace peeing on a stick was totally for the cameras, and not cute. Also, who cares? Not enough of us – I need them to stop forcing her on us. Whatever Dorothy arranged to have her on the show, please let it expire after the season!
As far as the “fight” – where was the table that Candiace’s camp said her face was slammed down into? How is she an innocent victim when she’s heard goading Monique on? How does Gizelle really allow her hatred for Monique fuel her to use this as a campaign to ostracize Monique and label her as a stereotypical black woman? Was yelling and fighting in hotel lobbies and restaurants not unbecoming? Was speaking ill about people while a guest in their homes not poor mannered and incredibly ignorant? Wasn’t rolling up on Ashley in her restaurant not threatening and aggressive? The list goes on. Its just disappointing that she is focused on Monique when they’ve all exhibited embarrassing behaviour – especially Candiace who she seems to side with.
Don’t really care to see Wendy. Doesn’t seem like this was a season to usher in a new fulltime housewife. Her demanding Ashley refer to her as Doctor was lame – you’re at a dinner table and she’s not your patient – no one cares about your PhD right now. I hope she doesn’t bring back that stench of pretentiousness that RHOP heavily reeked of in season 1.
Those people with PhD.s who insist on bing called Doctor really irk me. I understand they work hard for the degree. So do a lot of other people who don’t get titles. I got a cheap thrill when I started copyediting at a newspaper and found out that style is to not use honorifics for doctorates. If it weren’t a hard news story, and if they wanted the distinction, or if it were germaine to the story (e.g. quoting an expert), it would be Ramona Singer, PhD. NEVER Dr.
Kosher for Passover coca-cola is made with real sugar as corn syrup cannot be consumed during the holiday. You can usually find it in most supermarkets with any Jewish population during the months of March and April.
I had to go to the USPS yesterday to mail some urgent items I’ve been saving for a SINGLE visit. I saw the lady with the long SHOVEL nails — all the better to scoop up more disgusting crap — at the one open window. Yay! She was wearing — required — gloves. Sometimes, I think gloves are almost as germy (not including ass-wiping without washing hands) as bare hands. But not when it comes to shovel nails. No way are those not full if wee beasties.
I’m not ready for the RHWOP, period. Why can’t we all just get along? Really, screaming and physical fighting? Again? Over it. I loved the first few seasons and like everything HW Bravo, it’s become a sad parody of what Bravo thinks we want to see.
Here’s a thought. Tim Gunn does a new “Lifestyles of the rich and famous”? I’ve got his show on Prime ready to go but I like to savor art, food and fashion so I can’t be too tired or mindless like I am now when I’m resting. Currently watching “Cold feet” on Prime/one eye open sometimes.
Okay, I officially want a lemon tree and am ready for RHWOP. Does anyone just snack all damn day long and not make meals? Well, we do breakfast (late brunchish) and snack the rest of the whole damn day and night!