I was trying to take a day off. And I still am. You can blame Marietta Mommy for my fuck the whole thing attitude. The last time I saw her, I was Lentiling. She gave me a bottle of bourbon that I tucked away. Today is that day. I stopped to go outside and gaze upon my backyard full of purple flowers. I am pretty sure a guy stopped to SHIT at the corner of my backyard. I shouted,”HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” Several times. Then muttered about killing people if I need to. I hope my new very Christian family neighbors didn’t hear all that, but um welcome to the neighborhood. I just got up and went to my window because some fucktard in a car with tinted windows decided to stop outside my house. I’m not the one who you want to fuck with today. I promise.
And now my post with a new perspective is derailed. Because of the whole going to kill people thing. And the car just went by again.
Anyway, when I am not threatening to kill people (who in my opinion deserve it) I wanted to share good news. Sort of. I’ve been terribly worried about my “pulller” he is the person who emails me all the latest news like the second it happens. He gets me. We don’t need a lot of thank yous all day. We just get each other. And sure sometimes he trashes me on other sites. But we have our own deal happening. lol.
And then he dropped off the face of the earth. I wracked (racked?) my brain wondering if I had pissed him off in some way. I can do that without even knowing… But as it turns out. It was not my fault. Let’s just say he is going through some heavy shit. He says he won’t be back for a while and I should get another puller. I want to send him all the things. But he won’t give me any personal information. So the real reason for this post…I know we are all going through some shit, and I am trying to kill people…But if we could take a moment to pray for him. That would be awesome.
And then, I know he would like us to resume regular programming. And apologies to Cho an Pop Culture Kelly… I will get your recaps up eventually. I’m sorry. I don’t really even know if there is recap there. But include my friends. I know they are going through a lot too. And if you don’t pray that is fine. Just don’t rant about praying in comments. Thanks in advance.
Also…. I have multiple ways of killing some in an arms reach. AND I will. also off topic. Sorry
Fly Boy knows 117 ways to kill with his bare hands + some ways to do the job with a piece of paper. Maybe I already told about the time soon after we got together when he told me to give him my credit cards. I gave him some sort of dumbfounded look until he explained he just wanted to sharpen them for me. A year or so later he told me a story about the time his sharpened ATM card saved his life in some Middle Eastern country. I enjoy living vicariously through his tales.
I want Flyboy in my life. More stories please.
“Moor pleeze”
You two are amazing and thank you for all you do (and have done!)!
Still waiting on the memoirs, best sellers!
Are y’all international spies? Love it!!
Only one of us.
Praying for you and your puller.
I will never forget Stassi sharing her “icicle dagger murder”. Brilliant, because the murder weapon melts away 😂😂😂
Everyone is definitely on edge and I have had multiple friends lash out at me for petty stuff over the last few weeks. It’s taking everything in me to not react and to forgive them because I know everyone is having a hard time.
I will say a prayer for your puller and everyone else on this site. It’s one of the only things keeping me sane!
Thank you.
That was the republican in me coming out.
That was the strong ____ woman I know. Hang tough.
Drinks by the pool soon.
I guarantee you, there are many Democrats that you’d have to pull their weapon “out of their cold dead hands”. No fricking joke. Everyone just needs to settle down. If you really can’t do ANYTHING? Stay home, please!
LOL!! I’m a democrat who fits that category! I don’t have those crazy assault weapons but have family members who do. And they are Democrats too. But most of them are in law enforcement. The crazy thing is I grew up in a gun culture and didn’t even realize it until a few years ago. It was just normal to get a .38 for your birthday, a knife for mother’s day, etc. LOL!
I hope everyone is able to pull through this trying and strange time. It’s a struggle for sure.
Praying for you, your puller, and everyone who contributes and comments on this site daily. This is my favorite place on the internet because of the house TT built.
Same here.
Party poopers (and yard poopers) beware.
I will pray for you and your peoples. And for no pooping on or near your yard. Don’t waste bullets on asswipes. Use your words. You may need those bullets in a Zombie Apocalypse.
“My [Christian] God is a busy God. He might not answer my prayers when I want him to, but He’s always tight on time.” — Curtis Mayfield
I hope His time is nigh.
Prayers to all! Try not to kill anyone because I really enjoy reading your site. Lol
I told you that bourbon would come in handy 😉
Today is the one year anniversary of daddy’s passing. I called my mother for the first time since the funeral & her new bf answered. He’s been living there almost since the funeral. I’m pretty fucking pissed off too today, and probably for the next few days if I’m being honest.
Look they are OLD . There ain’t much time to waste. You don’t get it. Call me
My husband is a ninja, so he can kill someone with one finger.
My husband is a pacifist with a black belt.
I think there might be a syllogism brewing but. . .
I’m drinking tonight.
Love you, TT.
Fly Boy says there is no greater pacifist than a soldier.
Amen.
TT, my mom is bringing me my gun safe tomorrow even I told her not to drive the two hours to get here. I will honestly feel much better when she and said items are here. I know she won’t stay though because my two boys will drive her crazy after a few hours.
You sound so much more understanding than Alexis Bellino!
Fuck shitting shitty shitters.
Hey guys, with all that going on the world, I watched the trailer for RHOBH and I felt really turned off. I haven’t seen the actual season but the treatment towards Denise appears gross and unfair. I really like her and feel sad they are all gunning for her. Going to give season amiss and look forward to your recaps TT if you do them. Peace and remember the riches of bev hills is nothing to the wealth of our health xxx
I saw the trailer for RHOBH and for RHOP. I am going to give both of them a try. I have not watched a full season of any of the housewives this year but watched about half of RHOP. It’s looks like Karen and the new doctor on the show may bring some drama. Plus, I need something to ease my mind.
I understand we haven’t seen all sides. But I have liked Denise (and Dad Earl) since her farm show. She was refreshing on the shiteshow of BH last year. And now Rinna, her longtime friend, is joining or leading in giving her shite? GET OFF HER JOCK! Bitches!
Turn the negative into a positive, we use cow manure for fertilizer. Just think how much better your tomatoes will taste after the “fertilizer bomb” was left by your backyard.
I 100% understand the killing of people. Don’t worry, we all think it, but some don’t say it, and yet others gasp at the idea, but we all know they think it too. In another life, I am Eve from Killing Eve. I want to wear awesome clothes, kill people, and not smell anything ever again.
Many days I too want Sonja’s hugs. Keep on posting TT, we are here for you. Sending prayers to puller and everyone else right now.
Yup, I just gasped.
I’m pretty sure most of us are going to hell. That’s why we need the nice people to put a good word for us with the big guy.
Who does one ask for preference? So confusing.
Even Jesus was so mad in the Temple that he threw tables. Jesus likes all of us, the good, bad and ugly.
To give everyone a giggle…my boss held a virtual “happy hour” which turned into 4 hours of us few workers drinking and talking and getting drunk! On the job! From our home offices! I’ve never had so much fun at work
That is such a great idea! Kudos to your boss for keeping morale up.
TT- please don’t kill the pooper but if you do and get locked up you could put a whole new spin on 60 Days In recaps and maybe even be on Love after Lock Up. That would be reality s**t show gold.
Omg could you imagine her recapping from a jail cell!!! I love it!!!!
On the sober reflection of morning… or um the possibly still a bit drunk waking in mid afternoon, perhaps killing the pooper would have been a poor choice. And well most all of my killing methods require closer contact.
Poison Ivy & brambles to the yard squatter! I’ve got a small baseball bat by my door, you know just in case the power of my presence isn’t enough to ward off unwanted assholes. I would have had it in hand while charging the yard squatter. I’ve never actually swung it at anyone yet, but that situation may have put it in motion. Good Luck!
I went looking for a bat once and the salesman asked how I would be using it. I assume he was asking about baseball, softball or tee ball. I don’t know anything about sports. I asked which bat works best for bashing in brains.
I have heard a golf culb is better…better center of gravity. I keep one of those by my door.
We keep a hoe in our foyer – I know, there’s a joke in there somewhere – so we can bludgeon copperheads. Babies cross our front sidewalk. It’s happened plenty unfortunately. But it’s also on hand for crazies (not had to use it for them yet).
I would be very afraid to see the copperhead giving birth to all those babies! I put out a snake repellent every repeatedly as soon as it gets hot. My exterminator laughs at me about it but after seeing three in four days I put it out and kept repeating didn’t see anymore that year.
My mother used to kill snakes in the yard. Apparently, I come from a family of killers. It’s genetic.
My grandmother killed the snakes and then ate them.
I was with my mother in the garden one day. She was all SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE and I was all it is just an onion and she was like NOT AN ONION! MUST KILL MUST KILL.
I want to kill things too. But instead I will maybe take a nap. I have been sleeping very well. Still have not gotten through emails. Sorry. There are hundreds a day. Know I love you all.
We have some weapons in the bedroom that I do not even know the names. They look like short bats, but with spikes all over. Then there are other things. . . . Just this week Fly Boy told me he knew I could never pull a trigger on someone in proximity, so because things are getting touchy he bought me a laser (for accuracy) pepper spray launcher that I could (hypothetically) fire across our huge yard. The ammunition looks like something you would use to make seltzer water, or maybe that’s just what makes the shells go far. I dunno. I put the thing back in its case & forgot where I put it.
We have a couple of my father’s handguns that we checked with a cop/relative. When he brought us the paperwork he gave us the pepper spray. While I know how to use the guns safely I am glad the ammo is somewhere else. Anyway, just cocking an empty shotgun will do wonders to keep yourself safe!
Google Bug-A-Salt and watch the video. It’s a an air gun that uses table salt as ammo. It’s for killing house flies, roaches etc. My brother has horses and uses it in the horse stalls. I say load the sucker with rock salt and shoot at unwanted visitors on your property. It will sting, won’t do any real damage except maybe make the person pee their pants. Fun for all ages. Of course I’m kidding, pointing a toy gun at anyone is not a good idea especially if theirs isn’t a toy.
So I am having homicidal thoughts. I may need to reconsider online therapy. I CANNOT WITH THE ORANGE ONE. I am literally PRAYING he gets the virus. HE IS NOT SPEAKING TO CERTAIN GOVERNORS. I am going to bed now. This is too much for me. CAN WE KEEP HIM OFF MY TV?
The Orange One and his minions are pathetic. But not as pathetic as the fucktards who idolize “The War President.”
When our guy (Calif.) Gov. Newsome comes on TV, he is gracious, thanking by name so many who are helping. When he uses “big words,” they are REAL words, used correctly, to CLARIFY. Trump misuses or makes up words to obfuscate. If you want to hate him more, watch Dirty Money S1 Ep6- The Confidence Man.
Was curious about the cluster of people gathered on the sidewalk. I then realized it was the gun shop. Just what we need, panicked people buying weapons that they have no idea how to safely use.
Went out in public to buy booze and food. Is all set to binge watch something while I eat and drink myself into heart and liver failure. The good news is that people were well behaved, keeping the 6 ft distance. Totally useless probably, but nice to see.
I want everyone who voted for this moron to ROT IN HELL. Sorry but it’s true. How in the name of all that is holy can you sit here and think ” Gee he is doing a great job..”
A-fucking-Men, sister.
I have family members who are Trumpsters. I haven’t yet stabbed them to death, which took considerable control on my part. They ask “why did you move away?” Because I didn’t want to go to prison for killing you, you moron.
Sorry, I got a bit dark there, and the booze kicked in.
Two new good shows, quite different.
Netflix has Freud, mixing fact and fiction. A dystopian noir look at Vienna in Freud’s early time, replete with occultism and growing anti-Semitism.
On Prime: Making the Cut, Tim and Heidi’s new show. I LOVE IT ALREADY. The very best of Project Runway and Next In Fashion, Amazon threw a shiteton of money into this show with ALMOST everything I — and lots of others — wished PR would do. Turns out, Tim and Heidi wanted the same changes — google why they left PR. Focus on fashion AND fun. Big prize. Weekly travel. No snarky ageism and Bananarama Mean Girl crap. Glorious, glorious fashion and REAL fashion expert judges.
Oooooo. I need to subdue hubby so I can check out Making the Cut! @Nanette: thank-you for reminding me of that! <3
a lot of us Bernie bro’s are chuckling about how people think we won’t defend ourselves. I was raised in the fucking country by the first democratic socialists = people who lived through the goddamnedable Great Depression. I can skin a buck…I can run a trot line…I can wear a tiara and dine with royalty…country folks can survive. but y’all’s weapons can’t shoot at a virus so practice that social distancing to give medical heroes a chance to fight this with some spacing and pacing instead of an onslaught and being overwhelmed. just read a good story about a 101 year old Italian man born during the Spanish flu pandemic who was just released from hospital after surviving Cov19! amazing what passes for a feel good story these days.
I love y’all. stay healthy & safe & here’s hoping nutbags don’t shit in your yard! srsly…WTF @ shitting in someone’s yard! where’s some poison ivy when ya need it?
Okay so technically it was not in my yard. My back yard is fenced. But when Banjo was young he could leap that fence like an antelope. So I started planting all kinds of trees and shit back there. But the one corner where he would leap is something I could never get anything to grow. It is where the fence is kind of not as high as the rest. So I was sitting on my back stoop getting some sun because we have been getting shit tons of rain. And it was then I saw what I thought was a dead body. Because, that would not be a surprise in this hood. And it was some guy squatting down.just the other side of my fence. He was there for a long time. I presume that is what he was doing. He’s probably homeless and in reality, it’s a place to shit if you have too. My house backs up to sort of a resevoir of sorts. I’m not sure what to call it. I do not have back fence neighbors and instead there is a sidewalk that is sort of a cut through. So if like so many you are wandering around with no place to “go”….
omg…the way you tell a story! you’re a hoot & I love ya, TT. <3