I am so not in the mood for this RHOA recap. I do not care. I do care about Family Karma which you should all be watching. I won’t be recapping that tonight because I am drunk and want to go to bed for as long as I can stay asleep. Asleep is good for me at the moment. I miss my Lentiling friends. I miss lentiling. I miss exercising. I miss it all. Now I just want to sleep and not watch shows that are my job. That said, I really appreciate you all showing up here. I need you to come here, to comment here, to help keep me employed. So thank you all for being so supportive.
Also, I am currently watching For Life on ABC. It’s a great show that we should be talking about rather than this shit on Bravo. I am sorry we cannot do that.
Also, old ladies and old dogs are assholes. So we are NOT getting along. So here we go! And also, thanks for checking on me. I have a family. We are not estranged but not one of them has checked on me. To be fair I haven’t checked on them either. They all have kids. Not a single, hey how you doing has been sent. I check in way more with you guys than my real family.
Oh Lord, it is the fake spitting heard round the world. I can’t. Kandi says that deserves an ass whooping. I agree. I love that Cynthia is team Kenya. I am not open to recapping all of this bullshit. I wish I had a photo of YET ANOTHER stupid photo of Nene’s talking head. Apparently you all came on Bravo. com is a blurry mess.
Kandi Is A BOSS
And we keep on missing all that. She is doing it all. Then we are still pretending Lindsey Lohan has a Beach Bar? God that was a fun show that I recapped and don’t even have a link to now. Try this. OMG IS THAT PANOS? I need to change my photo. He is my second favorite Greek guy!
So there was a game. Marlo officially refused to play. Tanya and Kenya won? I dunno. Y’all love to correct me so I will let you do that in comments. Nene’s implant did fall out. I wish I had Rolos. Sorry the commercials speak to me more than this. I need salted caramels. Kenya has worn that swimsuit for. Not judging just a Kenya fan.
Then there was Kandi and Kenya being played by Kandi and Cynthia. Nene’s goddess outfit is atrocious. Sweetie if you have back fat… we don’t need to see that shit, goddess of fat back.
Nene getting pissed and storming of was HYSTERICAL. She is such a cunt. And no she will never not be paid But her appearances could be phased out. But her PAYCHECKS will sadly continue. Allegedly. Nene’s teeth are HORRIBLE. How many sets of teeth has she bought and why are these so bad? Also LOL at her huge ass and her fake IG.
OTOH, Bitch, if I want to leave filming, even if I am Nene Leakes, you better step your dumb ass out of the way. Because I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR PERMISSION. YOU DO NOT OWN ME.