I am so not in the mood for this RHOA recap. I do not care. I do care about Family Karma which you should all be watching. I won’t be recapping that tonight because I am drunk and want to go to bed for as long as I can stay asleep. Asleep is good for me at the moment. I miss my Lentiling friends. I miss lentiling. I miss exercising. I miss it all. Now I just want to sleep and not watch shows that are my job. That said, I really appreciate you all showing up here. I need you to come here, to comment here, to help keep me employed. So thank you all for being so supportive.
Also, I am currently watching For Life on ABC. It’s a great show that we should be talking about rather than this shit on Bravo. I am sorry we cannot do that.
Also, old ladies and old dogs are assholes. So we are NOT getting along. So here we go! And also, thanks for checking on me. I have a family. We are not estranged but not one of them has checked on me. To be fair I haven’t checked on them either. They all have kids. Not a single, hey how you doing has been sent. I check in way more with you guys than my real family.
Oh Lord, it is the fake spitting heard round the world. I can’t. Kandi says that deserves an ass whooping. I agree. I love that Cynthia is team Kenya. I am not open to recapping all of this bullshit. I wish I had a photo of YET ANOTHER stupid photo of Nene’s talking head. Apparently you all came on Bravo. com is a blurry mess.
Kandi Is A BOSS
And we keep on missing all that. She is doing it all. Then we are still pretending Lindsey Lohan has a Beach Bar? God that was a fun show that I recapped and don’t even have a link to now. Try this. OMG IS THAT PANOS? I need to change my photo. He is my second favorite Greek guy!
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So there was a game. Marlo officially refused to play. Tanya and Kenya won? I dunno. Y’all love to correct me so I will let you do that in comments. Nene’s implant did fall out. I wish I had Rolos. Sorry the commercials speak to me more than this. I need salted caramels. Kenya has worn that swimsuit for. Not judging just a Kenya fan.
Then there was Kandi and Kenya being played by Kandi and Cynthia. Nene’s goddess outfit is atrocious. Sweetie if you have back fat… we don’t need to see that shit, goddess of fat back.
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Nene getting pissed and storming of was HYSTERICAL. She is such a cunt. And no she will never not be paid But her appearances could be phased out. But her PAYCHECKS will sadly continue. Allegedly. Nene’s teeth are HORRIBLE. How many sets of teeth has she bought and why are these so bad? Also LOL at her huge ass and her fake IG.
OTOH, Bitch, if I want to leave filming, even if I am Nene Leakes, you better step your dumb ass out of the way. Because I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR PERMISSION. YOU DO NOT OWN ME.
It’s amazing what I’ve discovered since I started cutting back on my Bravo watching. I’ve been catching up on podcasts and messing around on Google Earth. My boredom may eventually lead me back to Bravo soon, but I’m trying to hold out as long as I can.
Can Nene and Teresa G just storm off together and never come back?
Like I said Nene and Kenya are both childish and miserable and can both go. Nene clearly doesn’t respect production and can talk to and treat them like shit and still get paid millions. Kenya with or without her marriage problems can never let shit go and be truly happy. Kenya in her mind believes that for this show to get high ratings and for the episodes to be good, that she has to be a raging witch with a capital B and produce all the damn scenes with her dramatic acting and that’s not true. The ratings ain’t been that good with Kenya or Nene on, so y’all can both go sit y’all asses down somewhere.
I actually loved Porsha this episode and like her storyline or not, I see why bravo has her on here. Tanya, Kandi, Marlo and Cynthia are good with me. I’m just over Nene and Kenya and wish bravo would bring some fun girls on this show. Kandi did a great job with the games as always and I low key think Nene and Kenya are probably feeling salty that they are both actresses but Kandi is booking these roles ?
Kandi always sets herself up to win.
Ditto
Bye Nene and Kenya?
“implant did fall out” and “back fat.” That sums it up.
TT, you do you, girl. And sleep as long as you can!
I don’t watch the show, I rely on your recaps. But after your remark of “implant did fall out”, now I have to watch it.
And I’m all about Kandi always going for the win. She’s not stupid. Respect.
Nene is just outrageous! Did y’all catch the vid circling around of Marlo stealing on this trip and nene witnessed it ?
I completely missed that! Where can it be found?
Yes, at the Greek marketplace! I wondered if anyone else caught it. Looks like a small item, a blouse or something and she stuffed it in her bag quick as she could.
Bad enough to steal at home, but only an IDIOT would steal in a foreign country. Some still cut off your right hand. So you have to wipe your ass with the hand you eat with — sans toilet paper! Now I know how Marlo gets all those pricey clothes. Great example for your nephews. I am back to hating Marlo.
Hi, TT. Long time reader, first time commenter. Yes, the “implant did fall out”! I actually backed the recording up when I thought I saw it. Take care of yourself and Banjo. BTW Old men and stupid dogs are assholes, too! XO
We are family here on your site. Don’t you ever forget it Tamara.
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You shouldn’t be paid for this incoherent drivel.
Maybe you should socially distance yourself from your computer. Or break some fingers.
Ignat-You should socially distance yourself from your computer. Or better yet, break some fingers.
I just saw a tattoo on IG that was Lisa Simpson holding a sign that said Don’t Be A Cunt. You should take that advice.
Since everyone else wants to attack you for your opinion I was thinking the same. Not the pay part because if we come here and read then she should get paid.
I have been coming here for quite a while. It’s not for the recaps it basically for the support because the recaps never give you a true since of what really happened. It’s basically what’s she’s going through and then she says something about the show.
I think they really just come here to support her and to comment.
Try reading Tamara’s Killing Eve recaps. THEN tell us what you think is drivel. That show DESERVES a sharp mind, unlike the Bravo drivel. And Tamara delivers.
Well, then dont come to this site. Most of us love incoherent drivel.
Thanks for your cunty comment. Please remove yourself then so no one offends you.
How rude and uncalled for. You’re probably one of those idiots who demands a show be cancelled if they don’t like it. I for one love this site and always enjoy reading the recaps. They are always refreshing and entertaining. If you don’t enjoy them, feel free to leave. Your rude comments aren’t necessary.
For Life is an awesome show! I binge watched a show called Manifest…very intriguing and excellent writing. I highly recommend. I think it’s on NBC but could be wrong. My daughter in law watches tv shows and tells me what looks good. She hasn’t been wrong yet.
I’d rather read incoherent drivel than not support my girl TT. We are all going thru things right now and if she wants to drunk recap a shitty show, make snarky comments and be drunk doing it, I’m going to be in the front seat. I’ve been playing a lot more than I used to, if only to show her that I’m here if no one else is. Much love TT????
Tamara says what most of us are thinking and has the security in who she is to express how she feels. It’s an amazing quality that I have always admired. If someone doesn’t agree you can comment. If you don’t like what you’re reading practice social media distancing and go away!
I don’t care about RHOA either. Checked out seasons ago when Chateau Sheree was still plausible. Eagerly awaiting the Family Karma recap, though. 🙂
TT/everyone have you watched The Circle on Netflex? You will love it. I have also watched The Circle Brazil, although I am tired of reading subtitles, it’s really good too. I come here to read the recaps because I just can’t watch RHOA any longer, but I’m nosy and want to know what happened. That said, thank you TT for recapping.
Great recap thanks TT…I can’t even watch this show anymore Kenya and Nene drove me away from the show and neither one of them being on the show will make me start watching it again. Hope you’re doing better now. Sleep deprivation is horrible.
Be well TT – love this website❤️