Who is ready for a better late than never Shahs Recap! I am hoping that Destiney gets some of what is coming to her this episode. She and Reza are really plumbing the depths of how low they will go to keep their Shahs paychecks.
Reza is so full of shit. No sane person thinks Mercedeh mind was on anything other than her baby and her own physical issues while she was in ICU. If she thought about Reza at all it was probably to wonder why he was not checking on her at all. I don’t know why Mike and Nema would not think that Mercedeh would tell her husband what Reza just did to her. That is her husband!
Sorry, Not Sorry
I am totally fine with Tommy throwing some pots around. I also watched his videos on IG today where Adam and Reza were trying to pretend like thousands of dollars of damage were done. A couple of plants (that Adam told the police were very rare and expensive) got tossed about and some dirt got on their outdoor furniture. Reza is lucky that he didn’t get his kneecaps busted with a baseball bat.
Nema and Mike go to lunch with MJ to discuss the situation. Of course Reza runs off for a restraining order. Did he really think he could say all those vile things and not have any repercussions? I totally think what Tommy did was okay.
Golnesa is finally getting divorced. If she can manage not to piss off Shalom. Apparently, Golnesa’s sperm donor sent a letter for her baby. Is that a normal thing?
I am so over all the scenes with Destiney. I do not care about this whole “you fucked my brother” storyline.
Reza Calls A Meeting
I am living for MJ’s exercise look with a full face of makeup and hair professionally braided. Apparently her trainer is visited by her father in his sleep. Really? Still, I’d rather hear her personal trainer advise her on her workout and her mental status than be stuck at Reza’s meeting with the troops to lay down the law. Reza needs love and support. Aw, poor thing. Perhaps, your best friend needed some love in support when she almost died in childbirth. So far, all she has done to you is throw a cup of water at you at a pool party. Is that what this emergency support group is for? Reza wants to know if MJ is “remorseful for what she has done.”
Reza apologies to Sara for acting like an animal at her pool party. Where is Reza’s apologies to Mercedeh. Reza basically says it is him or MJ. Because of course. He and Adam are going to Hawaii rather than the cast trip to Arizona.
Who Knew MMA Fights In Pheonix Were A Thing?
So apparently, this is a guys trip with Sherv, Nema and Mike. And…Destiney. I am telling you this girl just makes me want to vomit. Now she has “personal assistant” to make her breakfast margaritas? What is this imaginary job she suddenly has? MJ was basically dis-invited from the trip.
Apparently, the guys got delayed because they were kicked off a flight for flying while being middle eastern. We are reminded of the cast trip to Israel where they were all detained and interrogated for being Iranian. Do they have Iranian passports? Destiney is wasted when the guys arrive.
Golnesa Gets Good News!
This season, Golnesa has a new friend Yasmin. At least they didn’t call her Golnesa’s assistant. Sigh. She is there with GG’s mother when she gets the news that she is in fact, “knocked up.” Sadly, this pregnancy doesn’t last for long. But she is currently pregnant again and should be super pregnant at the reunion if they are able to have one for this season. Please make this purple lipstick thing end soon. It looks like she needs mouth to mouth.
Meanwhile, Back In Phoenix
Mercedeh calls crying and tells the guys that she is feeling left out. Mike doesn’t seem to get Mercedeh’s entire point is that everyone knew that Adam and Reza were being sexually inappropriate with other people. I am not grasping how this is MJ’s fault or some sort of mastermind plan on her behalf.
They guys all go to dinner with Destiney. Literally and figuratively. Let’s hope they finally figure out who the pot stirrer really is. Adam was a terrible liar. And now Destiney is a terrible liar. Mike literally tells her to be truthful. Sherv says that Destiney started spreading the rumors instead of going to Reza. Sherv goes off on Destiney. He was the only one who went to see MJ in the hospital. He wants her to claim her role in this drama. She is drunk and belligerent and calls Sherv a piece of shit. Nema agrees with me in a talking head. If she is so innocent in all of this, why is she acting so damn guilty? Because she is guilty. And she’s now caught.
Now MJ Has An Assistant?
This shit is getting ridiculous. Tommy quit his job and stayed home with MJ when she started to have major health issues. Mercedeh is not working anywhere. She has a newborn and is still getting over health problems. I do not get the need for all of these random friends and assistants showing up out of nowhere.
Mercedeh points out that day after the pool party, Reza posted all of the private texts between Tommy and Reza on his Instagram. He later apologized to his fans claiming he didn’t know the information was in there. He did not apologize to MJ or Tommy. Tommy is extremely emotional over MJ’s hospital experiences. He can’t stop thinking about how she almost died. That was a painful scene to watch. Tommy also lost a friend during this time. He had to fly to NYC where that friend was taken off life support while all the court stuff was happening.
Next week, it is more MMA drama in Phoenix. And some sort of party for Vida.