BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Well. How absolutely needed is this episode and recap of Summer House? Even though it’s only been a week, it feels like a freakin’ eternity since my last recap. I’m really counting on the budding sweet romance of Luke and Hannah to get us through this especially difficult time. Let’s do this!
We pick up with the almost fight between Carl and Luke. Jordan is beaming about being in the arms of Carl, even though it was to keep him separated from Luke. Jordan whisks Carl away before a melee can happen. By ‘melee’ I mean Luke pounding Carl and his stupid face into the ground. Kyle takes Luke aside to “mediate”. Kyle is defending Carl because, gross male behavior. Luke is adamant he didn’t do anything wrong. Luke tells the guys to leave without him. He’s too pissed and doesn’t want to talk about this nonsense any further.
Being Engaged Should Be Fun!
The girls are at home in their pj’s, raiding the guy’s underwear drawers. They are dressing up like the guys which is hilarious. Paige as Carl is the best: “I lost my job 45 times. You’re hot, you’re hot, you’re hot”. Luke interrupts the girl’s night by coming home alone. He tells Lindsay and Amanda what happened. Hannah and Luke flirt more. Carl, Kyle and Jordan go out to party.
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Kyle does not tell his fiancee at home that his plans changed. He wants to promote and push Loverboy on unsuspecting businesses. Amanda calls Kyle over 20 times. He doesn’t answer one call. Amanda is really upset. She’s afraid he is out cheating on her. Valid fear. Paige wants to shake her because she deserves better. The guys finally come home to a pissed off Amanda. A drunken fight between Kyle and Amanda ensues. Amanda asks Kyle if he wants to be single. He says yes. Which is his absolute truth.
Lindsay Is Activated
The next morning Kyle regrets how things escalated with Amanda, though he isn’t really sorry. Hannah talks to Paige about Amanda. Hannah thinks that Amanda feels trapped. Right on the nose Hannah! Luke interrupts to invite Hannah for a ride on the motorcycle. Paige is wary of Luke as he is hot and charming.
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The rest of the gang take ubers to meet at a restaurant. Carl announces (while Lindsay is in the bathroom) that he is asking trainer Sarah to the house next weekend. Paige and Lindsay go off to talk. Paige tells Lindsay about Sarah coming to the house the next weekend. She feels super hurt. Lindsay confronts Carl. He doubles down, insisting he’s not doing anything wrong. She calls him a pussy and walks away. YES LINDSAY!
Do You Really Even Love Her, Boy?
Back at the house, Lindsay cries in the pantry to Amanda. Luke pulls Carl aside to talk. Carl says that he’s protective of Hannah so he doesn’t trust Luke. Luke insists he doesn’t want to date Sarah. They bro it out. Amanda is still pissed at Kyle. Paige wishes Amanda would just say that she’s unhappy. Kyle and Amanda talk again. Amanda asks Kyle why he would say he wants to be single. Kyle gives a brief recap of their relationship as an answer.
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This is the perfect time for both of them to be honest and end it. Instead, Kyle tells Amanda that he wants her to be productive with Loverboy. Amanda works a full time job and cannot devote the time needed for Loverboy. Kyle tells her to quit her job. She is hesitant to do that because deep down she knows this isn’t healthy. I like to think she knows that this won’t last either, but who knows.
Luke And Hannah Kiss!
Luke serenades Hannah outside with his guitar. They start to make out with Jordan and Jules watching from the deck. Hannah is very impressed with Luke’s kissing skills. They all head out for a night on the town. No social distancing at this club! Hannah and Luke go to separate beds at the house. Jordan and Jules make out in the pool. Jules in confused as to why she and Jordan can’t have sex. Come to TamaraTattles.com Jules. We will happily clear it up for you.
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The next morning Kyle and Carl talk. Kyle gets Carl to finally realize what a douchebag move it was to ask Sarah out in front of Lindsay. Carl asks how he and Amanda are. Kyle feels like it would be the best thing for his relationship with Amanda if she joins Loverboy full time. What world is he living in? In the city Kyle makes dinner for Amanda. He wants to talk about the wedding. He doesn’t want assigned seating. Amanda doesn’t know what she wants. Kyle gets frustrated. Same underlying issues with every conversation, every week. GET OFF THE RIDE AMANDA!
Lindsay Wins The Game Of Dueling Dates
Carl meets up for drinks with Sarah. Lindsay goes on a date with a gent named Stephen. Carl puts all of his red flags on the table right off the bat. He tells Sarah (in so many words) that he’s afraid of commitment. Carl kind of, sort of, disinvites Sarah to the house. She sees what a dumpster fire he is and walks out on the date. Thank you Sarah! Lindsay and Stephen had a great date. Lots of chemistry, lots of laughs and fun. She and Stephen even kiss. She has a great time. Yay Lindsay!
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Still to come on Summer House recaps: Lindsay and Stephen become official. Jules and Carl hook up. Danielle and Carl hook up again. Carl wants a threesome with Danielle and Jules. Ewwwwe! Luke betrays Hannah? No! Hannah, Paige and Amanda argue over Luke. Kyle and Amanda set a wedding date. Kyle and Amanda have a conversation that HOPEFULLY is a break up.
Phew! Thank you to the Summer House gang for this much needed escape. Thank you to every single one of you TamaraTattlers for reading this. I hope it helps calm some nerves and give hope that we will be normal again. Please check in with me in the comments. It’s a crazy time but we will get through it together. So much love to you all. See you in the comments!
WHY do these girls like Carl? What am I missing? He’s a big doofus.
I think his height first and foremost. And it’s because at first glance he seems like a nice guy. Then he open up about his parents and the pain of the divorce. Oooh a seemingly nice guy who’s wounded-I can fix that! These ladies lap it up. It’s sad to witness over and over but it will continue.
Omg you are so right. I love Lindsay and wasn’t impressed with Carl’s choice in Sarah but I was very impressed with her seeing the red flags waving and walking away! I’m so disappointed in Danielle. Jules is new … Danielle should know not to recycle garbage!
Agreed. He’s tall with a great smile and a preppy, Hamptons look. However, him saying he was protective of Hannah cracked me up. If there’s ANY-one who can take care of herself, it’s Hannah!!!
Yea he’s SO protective over someone who clearly can take care of herself, but he couldn’t care less about hurting someone who was his BEST friend for months! I think Carl just has it in for Luke. I also thought Danielle was jealous of Carl & Lindsey hooking up and couldn’t stand the way they were displaying affection – Danielle obviously isn’t over Carl.
I think Amanda is too young to get married. And, actually Kyle is also not ready to be married. Finally, Carl’s shorts are too short for his body. I hate the mid thigh length on his long legs.
I don’t think Amanda is too young I just think she is in the wrong relationship. She should be with someone who understands her and accepts who she is.
I agree, Amanda is in one of those strong (young) committed relationships. Kyle is NOT her partner. Kyle expects Amanda to be HIS partner and acts like her boss too.
Amanda on the other hand is dealing with love, she loves him. She doesn’t see reality because of the love goggles. I hope she sticks to not quiting her day job!
I think Carl gets by on the “ I’m so damaged …blah blah. Girls think they will change it. I don’t remember which episode but Lindsay said “ I know Carl better then he knows himself”. Craziness !! he doesn’t deserve all the passes. I love Hannah, but I’m afraid Luke isn’t such a good guy after all. Amanda and Kyle seemed really off this season. Something must have happened that we aren’t seeing. She is SO miserable .
Why oh why do people ever think “it will get better once we’re married”? It NEVER IS. EVER. Carl must have a golden dool or tongue or something. Maybe Scheana can let us in on why girls like him — he’s not even a dashing cad. Just a douchecanoe cad.
Well, I still stand by that Carl’s shorts are too short for his long hairy legs. I committed to my person at age 24, but we have been through tons of shit. Parents dying, siblings marrying, siblings divorcing, graduating college, birthes of two boys, another parent dying, a parent with addiction issues, losing two jobs within two and having to relocate 3 times in two years.
But I’m sure plenty of you loyal TT followers have been through a lot of that same crap. I’m just happy that me and my man made it through everything. Life is just exhausting sometimes when you think about all the things you have through. Cheers to everyone that has pushed through that rough crap in your life.
Probably should have put this another post, but I am distracted by Drag Race in the background!
And all the honey bees are bringing me back to life! Anyone else watching?
?? Me!
Carl is physically attractive but he is just such an immature fuck boy. I don’t think he can help it.
Kyle and Amanda need to give it up already. They are always arguing and she just seems miserable.
I love Hannah, she’s my favorite person on this show.
I like Jules, she seems really sweet. Is Jordan really gay? He seems like he could be but also seems like he is just really confused. Maybe he’s like one of those asexual people or needs kink or BSDM to get off.
I keep watching Barry’s bootcamp girl letting carl have it and walking away. Let’s put her on this show!