I am over here all alone dealing with ALL THIS. I read a lot of shit about how I am helping and the last thing I remember is the guy who used to be my puller just vanished. And he liked me too. I am feeling all alone again. I see you all thinking I am someone with the answers. And maybe I will be but for now I am the old drunk lady who hurls a hundred bucks in cash and a pint of Ben and Jerrys at my hipster neighbor. Because I course I did that,
I might need a minute to figure all this out.
In the meantime, I am all about the kid stuck in Australia. I wish I was that kid. And I think I would feed my phone to a croc.