AnToday was a much better day until I saw the news about Italy. It’s terrifying and they have the entire country sheltering in place! Sigh. I am not in the mood for Jennifer tonight. I can’t tolerate another RHONJ recap that is just another hour of her yelling. She was bemoaning Andy Cohen making it clear she is not his favorite at the reunion. That may be true or he might have just been as annoyed as the rest of us by her constant screaming. Marty is an abject moron for being there with Danielle.
Teresa says she paid off over a million dollars of Joe’s back taxes and legal fees. Teresa and Melissa do not think that Joe Giudice will ask for spousal support. But, Joe Gorga does. So Andy brings Joe back out to talk about it. Joe is upset that Joe seems to have no remorse. Melissa and Delores both think Joe was arrogant even in Rome. I am distracted by the mesh (can’t remember the name for it to save my soul) in between Teresa’s breasts. I’m not for boobs hanging out but that just seems unnecessary.
Teresa Is Not Innocent In All Of This
Why is everyone acting like all of this is Joe’s fault. It was Teresa’s need to keep up with the other housewives that led to all the crimes. And she was totally in on them and outight lied to the judge! Joe Gorga believed that Joe cheated on Teresa. But, Joe Gora said nothing to Teresa. Joe Gorga says he is very upset with Joe but he still feels badly for Joe.
Side note: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS TOP CHEF AIRING AT 10pm? There is not squat else on Bravo Thursday nights?
Teresa is sad for her kids to have to go to Italy to see their father. What she didn’t know when this was taping is that it is going to be a long while before they can go to Italy again because of the current pandemic. I wish Joe was staying inside more. I’m worried about his seemingly lackadaisical attitude about the coronavirus.
When Will Teresa Divorce Joe?
Andy seems to think Joe could relocate to Canada. Because he is an idiot. You can’t even visit Canada if you are a felon let alone move there. Everyone is pushing Teresa to divorce Joe ASAP. If she waits until she is seeing someone he is going to throw a fit and push for money. I think he is actually pretty screwed and won’t be able to fight for money as he is not a US citizen and has been deported on multiple felonies.
Why on earth does Andy Cohen think it is okay to ask Teresa is she had sex with Joe in Italy. And if she wanted to. And if Joe wanted to. There has to be some sort of line of common decency SOMEWHERE. And someone needs to show Andy where it is. She says Audriana slept with her every night and was a good cockblocker. Sigh. Does no one think that maybe the girls have been through enough and do not need to hear all this?
Teresa Seem Ready To ReMarry But Slow To Divorce?
Teresa says that her feelings toward Joe changed when her mother died. Joe Gorga implies it was the stress of Teresa going to prison that expedited her death. Joe Gorga is trying to hold back because of the girls. Everyone tells Teresa to get on the divorce. She says she will not go back to her married name because she wants to take the name of “whoever she marries.”
Andy Talks To Danielle Backstage
Andy comes with lots of excuses about why she can’t sit next to him. Frankly, I am on Danielle’s side. He always brings out the friend to sit next to him. Except for Danielle. I get why she is pissed. I’d just leave too if I were her. I hope she leaves. But, Danielle goes anyway.
Meanwhile, Teresa is talking about how Danielle called her every single day while her mother was sick. Good for her. Now move your ass over Teresa and let your good friend sit next to you. Teresa says she has not spoken to her since she spoke to her on the phone during the finale. They put her in a chair. How ridiculous. I can’t stand Danielle but this is low even for Bravo. Danielle says she is still living with Marty and she is working on taking over the payments on the house. As for her engagement to Oliver she says he is mentally unwell and she got him to a facility. She probably should have tried for a two-for-one on that. I’m just saying.
Another Thing About Danielle… I Too Am So Scared To Be Close To You! (Coronavirus)
Danielle refuses to confirm or deny whether or not Marty was abusive to her and her daughters. She said they both said things to the media they should not have said. She says she doesn’t deny saying it but she is just not willing to talk about it with a group of people who just really don’t care. There is a lot of back and forth between Margaret and Danielle. Margaret is way too involved with Marty in my opinion. If he wants to be with Danielle, he is a grown man let him be. AND STOP MAKING ME DEFEND DANIELLE! Margaret says Marty reached out to Joe.
Teresa tries to backtrack on her friendship with Danielle. Teresa totally told Danielle to attack Margaret. What is the story with Margaret’s shoulder? Is she muscular? I’m just curious because her shoulders look strong. Is it yoga or what? Jacqueline (/heavy sigh) weighs in about Danielle trying to prosecute her kid for pulling her weave. I can’t believe I have to type this. NO Jacqueline, no one should get physically assaulted on a TV show. Andy doesn’t seem to acknowledge that production ONCE AGAIN encouraged physical assault. Shut up Andy.
Teresa Giudice is A Lying Liar Who Lies!
Did she not see the episode before filming the reunion? So, what part of Do It! Do It! Do It! Does she not remember saying? Teresa claims not to have seen it all and if she had she would not have stood up for her for the rest of the season. Gurl, Please. That photo is literally you flipping off production for that is to come for you.
Even Margaret knows this is a lie. Then, Danielle says Teresa is not her friend anymore because she ratted Teresa out to production. True fact. Teresa admits it. But she says, “You are the one who pulled the hair not me.” Teresa says she was devastated when SHE saw it. LOL. You had your friend assault and you got called out on TV! And YOU were devastated that it got out? Bitch, have several seats. When Danielle comes off better than you, you have a problem. Teresa did not even call her. Margaret hugs it out with Teresa.
Danielle Says Goodbye
I will miss her. Can’t believe I am on Team Danielle for this reunion. I miss Caroline.And, I miss Rosie. I miss this not being the Teresa show. And, I love them all thinking there will be a 20th anniversary. I hope we all grow past this. They end a with time capsule. It’s so dumb. This is all so fucking dumb. Please noe.