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Today was a much better day until I saw the news about Italy. It’s terrifying and they have the entire country sheltering in place! Sigh. I am not in the mood for Jennifer tonight. I can’t tolerate another RHONJ recap that is just another hour of her yelling. She was bemoaning Andy Cohen making it clear she is not his favorite at the reunion. That may be true or he might have just been as annoyed as the rest of us by her constant screaming. Marty is an abject moron for being there with Danielle.
Teresa says she paid off over a million dollars of Joe’s back taxes and legal fees. Teresa and Melissa do not think that Joe Giudice will ask for spousal support. But, Joe Gorga does. So Andy brings Joe back out to talk about it. Joe is upset that Joe seems to have no remorse. Melissa and Delores both think Joe was arrogant even in Rome. I am distracted by the mesh (can’t remember the name for it to save my soul) in between Teresa’s breasts. I’m not for boobs hanging out but that just seems unnecessary.
Teresa Is Not Innocent In All Of This
Why is everyone acting like all of this is Joe’s fault. It was Teresa’s need to keep up with the other housewives that led to all the crimes. And she was totally in on them and outight lied to the judge! Joe Gorga believed that Joe cheated on Teresa. But, Joe Gora said nothing to Teresa. Joe Gorga says he is very upset with Joe but he still feels badly for Joe.
Side note: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS TOP CHEF AIRING AT 10pm? There is not squat else on Bravo Thursday nights?
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Teresa is sad for her kids to have to go to Italy to see their father. What she didn’t know when this was taping is that it is going to be a long while before they can go to Italy again because of the current pandemic. I wish Joe was staying inside more. I’m worried about his seemingly lackadaisical attitude about the coronavirus.
When Will Teresa Divorce Joe?
Andy seems to think Joe could relocate to Canada. Because he is an idiot. You can’t even visit Canada if you are a felon let alone move there. Everyone is pushing Teresa to divorce Joe ASAP. If she waits until she is seeing someone he is going to throw a fit and push for money. I think he is actually pretty screwed and won’t be able to fight for money as he is not a US citizen and has been deported on multiple felonies.
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Why on earth does Andy Cohen think it is okay to ask Teresa is she had sex with Joe in Italy. And if she wanted to. And if Joe wanted to. There has to be some sort of line of common decency SOMEWHERE. And someone needs to show Andy where it is. She says Audriana slept with her every night and was a good cockblocker. Sigh. Does no one think that maybe the girls have been through enough and do not need to hear all this?
Teresa Seem Ready To ReMarry But Slow To Divorce?
Teresa says that her feelings toward Joe changed when her mother died. Joe Gorga implies it was the stress of Teresa going to prison that expedited her death. Joe Gorga is trying to hold back because of the girls. Everyone tells Teresa to get on the divorce. She says she will not go back to her married name because she wants to take the name of “whoever she marries.”
Andy Talks To Danielle Backstage
Andy comes with lots of excuses about why she can’t sit next to him. Frankly, I am on Danielle’s side. He always brings out the friend to sit next to him. Except for Danielle. I get why she is pissed. I’d just leave too if I were her. I hope she leaves. But, Danielle goes anyway.
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Meanwhile, Teresa is talking about how Danielle called her every single day while her mother was sick. Good for her. Now move your ass over Teresa and let your good friend sit next to you. Teresa says she has not spoken to her since she spoke to her on the phone during the finale. They put her in a chair. How ridiculous. I can’t stand Danielle but this is low even for Bravo. Danielle says she is still living with Marty and she is working on taking over the payments on the house. As for her engagement to Oliver she says he is mentally unwell and she got him to a facility. She probably should have tried for a two-for-one on that. I’m just saying.
Another Thing About Danielle… I Too Am So Scared To Be Close To You! (Coronavirus)
Danielle refuses to confirm or deny whether or not Marty was abusive to her and her daughters. She said they both said things to the media they should not have said. She says she doesn’t deny saying it but she is just not willing to talk about it with a group of people who just really don’t care. There is a lot of back and forth between Margaret and Danielle. Margaret is way too involved with Marty in my opinion. If he wants to be with Danielle, he is a grown man let him be. AND STOP MAKING ME DEFEND DANIELLE! Margaret says Marty reached out to Joe.
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Teresa tries to backtrack on her friendship with Danielle. Teresa totally told Danielle to attack Margaret. What is the story with Margaret’s shoulder? Is she muscular? I’m just curious because her shoulders look strong. Is it yoga or what? Jacqueline (/heavy sigh) weighs in about Danielle trying to prosecute her kid for pulling her weave. I can’t believe I have to type this. NO Jacqueline, no one should get physically assaulted on a TV show. Andy doesn’t seem to acknowledge that production ONCE AGAIN encouraged physical assault. Shut up Andy.
Teresa Giudice is A Lying Liar Who Lies!
Did she not see the episode before filming the reunion? So, what part of Do It! Do It! Do It! Does she not remember saying? Teresa claims not to have seen it all and if she had she would not have stood up for her for the rest of the season. Gurl, Please. That photo is literally you flipping off production for that is to come for you.
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Even Margaret knows this is a lie. Then, Danielle says Teresa is not her friend anymore because she ratted Teresa out to production. True fact. Teresa admits it. But she says, “You are the one who pulled the hair not me.” Teresa says she was devastated when SHE saw it. LOL. You had your friend assault and you got called out on TV! And YOU were devastated that it got out? Bitch, have several seats. When Danielle comes off better than you, you have a problem. Teresa did not even call her. Margaret hugs it out with Teresa.
Danielle Says Goodbye
I will miss her. Can’t believe I am on Team Danielle for this reunion. I miss Caroline.And, I miss Rosie. I miss this not being the Teresa show. And, I love them all thinking there will be a 20th anniversary. I hope we all grow past this. They end a with time capsule. It’s so dumb. This is all so fucking dumb. Please noe.
I also miss Caroline, Kathy, and Rosie. I’d be very happy to watch a show with them, Jackie, Margaret, and Melissa. I’m done with Teresa and Danielle. Still, I guess I must give credit to Danielle and Jennifer for bringing the crazy this season.
Now that I’m stuck at home all day every day, I might have to watch more TV again. At least it’s good to hang with everyone here.
Bravo should do a “pillow talk” of Caroline, Rosie and Kathy commenting about the episodes of Jersey. I would watch that show.
YES!!!! They were playing reunion reruns and it made me remember just how disgusting Teresa has ALWAYS been. It also made me realize how much I miss Caroline, Rosie and Kathy. Please bring them back.
You know that Bravo is going to steal your idea
My friend is close friends with Kathy and I’ve met her a couple of times. She is one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met and is absolutely stunning in person. Really beautiful.
And yet so boring
Thank you for the laugh, Kiki. So true.
I’m happy this season is over. I’m so done with this show and many others on Bravo! Never thought I would say I’m over Bravo in general but I am. I’ve been watching LetterKenny and other odd things and couldn’t be happier for a break from this network!! I am a diehard for NYC and BevHills so I’m interested to see what happens with those, we’ll see.. in general Coronavirus is making me a loon tho. But our older generations had it worse with wars and rationing so I know we can make it through!! Much love to all and stay well!
Letterkenny is hysterical
That mesh–is it “illusion” netting…? The thing in Tre’s hair was super distracting as well.
What’s with Danielle’s ridiculous indignation–“I didn’t quit, I resigned!” However you say it, Danielle, see ya!!
I also miss Caroline, Kathy, and Rosie. Honestly, I would like Jacqueline Laurita back,too. I think her raising an autistic child would be so great to see. Ugh. Why won’t they let all of us at Tamaratattles fix these damned shows?
I think the netting is called a modesty panel. I remember hearing the term on Project Runway. Danielle is a joke. I’m glad that Andy didn’t let her have her way. I knew there was no way she would leave. She’s so full of it. I got to go to Italy last year for the first time thanks to my amazing doctors. They shot so much cortisone into my joints and gave me more to take every day so that I could walk those steep hills! I owe them a debt of gratitude for making that dream come true. I ate so much wonderful food and drank wine with ever meal! It was glorious. Steroids make you super hungry, but I walked so much every day I actually lost 5 lbs! I’d love to go back again someday.
Thank you for doing these recaps, The only reason I’ve managed to ween myself mainly off the bravo teat is because of your recaps.
Beverly Merrill aka Angela Minelli aka Danielle Maher-Staub-Caffrey 4 President 2020
What an effing putz Marty is. Danielle accuses him of abusing her kids and he is still around? Dumbass. I have always found Danielle’s face so distracting. It is so shiny, lumpy and hard. It is like her nasty personality has manifested itself into her face. I want Caroline, Rosie and Kathy back too. Jackie is the most old school and money Bergen County of all the HWs. I like Margaret too. Teresa, Danielle and Jennifer can get off my screen forever.
For sure she is over injected with fillers and botox.
Omgggggg. I love how Teresa was totally caught on camera watching the infamous hair pull— but at the reunion totally insisted she had her back to it 😂😂😂😂 Boy oh boy Teresa Bravo really does not have ur back in any way (except your paycheck…) but I guess that’s all that matters to you.
I wonder who she pissed off. Bravo is doing her no favors this years and finally showing what a liar she is (which any sane viewers already knows).
i was hopeful that someone would mention that Teresa is clearly watching at the time it happened, but no one did. Were they advised not to?
Why are they all blaming Joe? If Teresa wasn’t such a money grubbing monster, Joe would have been happy living above a pizzeria in Patterson. She’s the one that wouldn’t live in someones house because she “Shkeeved” it. Joe didn’t need that stupid mausoleum that they call a home even Caroline said it.
Get her off the show! She’s boring, dim and has no wit.
U are 1000% right. Everything he did he did for Teresa. She just looooooved throwing around 100 $ bills in the first season. Who TF brings thousands and thousands of money in cash when shopping. Helllooooooo RED FLAG..,but she was toooooo stupid to even know that
Anyone else notice that at the end in the flashback there was nothing from Season 6 lol
I am thankful Gia is getting therapy. Teresa should have had all the girls in the therapy when this all started. Teresa is so dumb. She was caught red-handed in the lie that she didn’t see it happen. Why do people support her and cater to her every need? She needs to go away. Stop blaming your moms death on Joe Guidice too. Teresa blames everyone else for problems SHE CAUSED.
If anyone should be blamed it, it’s Teresa. She couldn’t live with herself with that guilt so she puts it on Joe. She keeps saying how the girls always have Joe’s back. There’s a reason for that. They know the deal. Seems to me that Gabrielle wants nothing to do with her. Even calls her Teresa instead of mom.
“I am distracted by the mesh (can’t remember the name for it to save my soul) in between Teresa’s breasts. ”
I am distracted by the hideous, and completely unnecessary hair accessory. WT actual F??? Is it a necklace that decided to go on walk-about and got stuck halfway up her head? Did she want a tiara, but thought that would be too tacky?
That time capsule was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. I love how Teresa’s voice goes up about 9 octaves when she is lying, she is the Jersey version of Pinocchio. If I was Marge I would keep my friends close, but my Teresa even closer.
Danielle started doing all these cooking videos for instagram then stopped. Weird.
She didn’t bother me as much as she normally does.
I love Marg.
I was thinking the same thing g about Canada but Mexico is only 4 hours from my location (Arizona) so he could move there to be closer. We have an office in Hermosillo – I love it there.
“It’s so dumb. This is all so fucking dumb“ LMAO I laughed pretty hard at the end of this post. Fucking love TT!
some tea. On twitter, it was said that during the Chanel back and forth between Jenn, Mel and Jackie; Melissa said that Jennifer’s Chanel is probably fake and Jenn said back “you would know fake Chanel, your store sells it!” But the producers edited it out!! I don’t understand why it seems as if production always protects the Gorgas. I’m with you, please let there NOT be a 20 year anniversary. Not even a 15.
I never really noticed that Jackie was wearing Chanel, which to me means she buys the understated “ladies who lunch” versions that will still be fashionable in 20 years, an investment. Jennifer definitely buys the look at me, look at me Chanel that is dated after a season, if that long. Win to Jackie.
I feel bad hearing Jennifer has CoVid19