I’m not as into Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps as I used to be. I think we need to get rid of these obnoxious charter guests for one thing. Of course Parker thinks they are just great. Now, they have woken up the Captain. The first thing Captain Glenn does it to get the puking women off the boat. Jenna continues to do nothing other than trash talk the other stews. When the guests get up, Jenna calls Madison, who is cleaning the guest cabins because someone wants a cup of coffee. Really?
Ciara and Parker take the douchebags to a beach club for more drinking. I pause to take some milk thistle on behalf of their livers. Ciara tells Parker not to drink with the guests. He acts like that is something he would never do. Adam continues to mock Madison. He is such a prick. Madison and Jenna have a sit down conversation. Madison tries to tell Jenna she wants to be treated with respect. Jenna continues to be a bitch.
Party Time For Parker!
Paget prepares to wash the water line. He tries to radio Parker to make sure things are good with the guest but Parker is partying and cannot hear the radio. Good Lord these guys have another night on the boat. The guys love the food. Adam and Jenna have a nice long hug in the galley. The guys actually go to bed at a reasonable hour. After a tight parking job, the douchebags finally leave the boat.
At the charter debrief they all feel great now that the guys have left. The get $2,200 each. I am shocked. I expected them to be bad tippers. Adam complains about Parker never making the bed to Jenna. Parker is pissed. Byron is not a Parker fan. Parker bitches to Paget.
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Madison, Georgia, Parker,Paget and Byron all go swimming and tanning. Georgia is in a barely there two piece looking really hot laid up with Paget. Very conveniently, Jenna and Ciara end up walking on the walkway just above them.
Jenna wants to get a hotel room with Adam. Adam shoot that plan right down. That’s too bad. Maybe if Adam gave her some dick she would not be such a huge bitch. However, Adam keeps being very direct with Jenna about slowing things down. They get in an argument on the dock. Jenna cries.
Next week: Parker continues to be a know-it-all and not respect Ciara’s authority. Jenna somehow thinks she is breaking up with Adam. Which is hard to do when you weren’t even a thing. The new charter are all anorexic.
Love the boat. Its really beautiful. But the show is kinda boring. Sadly.
Also, I have come to a conclusion about Adam. I really hated him his first season. Then the second season I actually liked him. Now I am back to hating him. I think that he is a DB when he is with a girl. Relationships or flirtations bring out the worst in him. Like when you get fat when you are the happy, newlywed dating phase. He just lets it all go when he feels like he has a girl locked up. When he is out there on his own, he tries harder to not be a prick.
I agree. Adam was a total jerk his first season and not so bad his second season. I was surprised that he brutally dragged both Hannah and Captain Sandy. They were both good to him. I think he only made himself look bad. Adam is not likeable at all, he seems like a very unhappy and troubled person.I think he is flirting with Jenn for the story line.
Agree about Adam. I think he was himself on the first season, fake nice guy his second season to improve his image, now he’s back to his real a hole self.
Anyone who is always so quick to talk crap about anyone else just to make themselves feel better is an an insecure asshole.
Milk thistle? Perhaps my liver needs some as well. I’ll have to look this up!
My mom’s bilirubin went from 400 down to 40 on milkthistle. This nondrinking woman was too old to qualify for liver transplant after Lipitor cause AUTOIMMUNE Hepatitis Type II. Normal treatment didn’t help. It tastes good too.
Totally just paused reading this recap to pop a couple of milk thistle tablets. I’ve been taking it on and off for years. Glad to hear some anecdotal evidence on its efficacy!
I could never figure out which one of the roid heads kept saying “oof”. I think that may have been more annoying than Adam being a fuck stick. Nah, never mind, he’s a fuck stick. Jenna has got to be a lazier chief stew than Hannah, for reals. I’m not a fan of Georgia’s behavior and lack of boundaries but Ciara also hasn’t marked her territory and Paget hasn’t exactly pushed Georgia back either. I think he may be flattered a bit but I also think he really loves Ciara. Parker is a huge ignorant whiny asshole. Omg. He has zero clue that he is literally the lowest man on the totem pole. I love Byron and Glenn, I really enjoy how they interact and take care of things. I love captain Lee but Glenn is no such more involved and is always pretty aware of what’s going on, is that because it is a small vessel? Jenna sucks ass at her job, she does shit and is more worried about getting fucked than doing her job and Adam is being an asshole but he is putting out some pretty amazing food.
I did not hear it at all.I am not feeling that great today. I hope it is just some sort of mild hangover. I could not for the life of me figure out why the title is the title. I really wasn’t paying that much attention to the episode. I was basically just waiting for the douchebags to leave. I wish they would have taken Parker with him.
Yeah, Parker is a douche bag who is way to self centered and self absorbed to live in such a confined space. He doesn’t deal with his superiors well at all and I don’t think he ever will.
Anyone that can say
I am just going to keep being me and I am confident in that is a special snowflake.
I do think Adam could have just asked him, but is he really required to? They are not in the Navy!
I like Adam and I respect his wishes to slow things down. He escaped a Fatal Attraction Cuntsatchel by being wary. Jenna is a bitch, e.g. when she shades Madison over not having organizational skills. People organize things DIFFERENTLY, BITCH! By not giving guidelines on the ONLY CORRECT WAY (aka HER way) to organize, she sets Madison up to fail. Too bad she didn’t stop at the giant wooden penis store the RHOA went to during their trip to Greece. Maybe she would be half human after an encounter with a giant wooden penis!
Nanette- I WOOD have to agree with you about Jenna.
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Can we all agree that Jenna is the fucking worst? How is she still employed? And Adam…I respect that you don’t want to fuck her. None of us do. But you are still a disgusting dick.
I think it’s very odd for Jenna to keep pressuring Adam about sex–and it’s definitely not appropriate to be having that conversation at a dinner table with six other people. It would be much smarter to just enjoy that flirtation stage on the boat, so if things don’t click, it won’t be so awkward afterward. Just slow down, Jenna.
Georgia is completely inappropriate in how she behaves with Paget, and Paget is completely inappropriate in how he behaves with Georgia. He needs to show some respect for Ciara. I don’t like how he talks to Ciara.
Madison should not have had to manage those drunk dudes–drinks, food, cleaning up afterward–on her own. At least Parker cleaned up the puke. Madison definitely works very hard, but she also comes across as needy and unstable too.
I thought it was extremely strange how she said it right at the dinner table!
It would be much smarter to just enjoy that flirtation stage on the boat, so if things don’t click, it won’t be so awkward afterward.
I agree with that so much!!
Completely agree about Paget, Ciara and Georgia.
I felt bad for Madison and I don’t think she was asking for much imo. I don’t think she would have been like that if they were normal guests. Those assholes would make anyone feel horrible.
Wow – Jenna is really pushy. Back off, lady!
Georgia is annoying the hell out of me with her inappropriate flirting.
I’m not sure which is more annoying:
Georgia justifying her behavior while simultaneously praising herself (I’m vivacious! I like to test boundaries!) – or Paget allowing it and participating (to a point).
It’s so disrespectful to Ciara. Paget needs to tell Georgia to drop the act.
I bet if Paget was single and someone else on the boat was in a relationship with Ciara, Georgia would be ignoring Paget and flirting with the boyfriend.
Willing to put money on it that Adam and The Frats end up partying together on Below Deck Med one year. Adam is cut from the same cloth as the frats. Bros from a different ho!