I’m not as into Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps as I used to be. I think we need to get rid of these obnoxious charter guests for one thing. Of course Parker thinks they are just great. Now, they have woken up the Captain. The first thing Captain Glenn does it to get the puking women off the boat. Jenna continues to do nothing other than trash talk the other stews. When the guests get up, Jenna calls Madison, who is cleaning the guest cabins because someone wants a cup of coffee. Really?
Ciara and Parker take the douchebags to a beach club for more drinking. I pause to take some milk thistle on behalf of their livers. Ciara tells Parker not to drink with the guests. He acts like that is something he would never do. Adam continues to mock Madison. He is such a prick. Madison and Jenna have a sit down conversation. Madison tries to tell Jenna she wants to be treated with respect. Jenna continues to be a bitch.
Party Time For Parker!
Paget prepares to wash the water line. He tries to radio Parker to make sure things are good with the guest but Parker is partying and cannot hear the radio. Good Lord these guys have another night on the boat. The guys love the food. Adam and Jenna have a nice long hug in the galley. The guys actually go to bed at a reasonable hour. After a tight parking job, the douchebags finally leave the boat.
At the charter debrief they all feel great now that the guys have left. The get $2,200 each. I am shocked. I expected them to be bad tippers. Adam complains about Parker never making the bed to Jenna. Parker is pissed. Byron is not a Parker fan. Parker bitches to Paget.
Madison, Georgia, Parker,Paget and Byron all go swimming and tanning. Georgia is in a barely there two piece looking really hot laid up with Paget. Very conveniently, Jenna and Ciara end up walking on the walkway just above them.
Jenna wants to get a hotel room with Adam. Adam shoot that plan right down. That’s too bad. Maybe if Adam gave her some dick she would not be such a huge bitch. However, Adam keeps being very direct with Jenna about slowing things down. They get in an argument on the dock. Jenna cries.
Next week: Parker continues to be a know-it-all and not respect Ciara’s authority. Jenna somehow thinks she is breaking up with Adam. Which is hard to do when you weren’t even a thing. The new charter are all anorexic.