I am going to get started on the latest 90 Day Fiancé recap but it is a two hour episode and I am feeling a bit unwell today so this could take a while.
Stephanie & Erika
Stephanie’s family think it is strange that Stephanie is going to visit a friend in Australia. She did not mention that she is bisexual and romantically involved with Erika. Stephanie is hoping for an engagement at the end of this. Stephanie has a aplastic anemia and has to take a lot of meds with her. This is a very serious disease. Does Erika not know this? Stephanie has been celibate for quite some time. Does Erika know that Erika know that?
Lisa & Usman
We start in Nigeria with Lisa and Usman in bed and I am wondering where they are. I presume they are staying in a hotel because I think Usman and his roommates all share one bed! We learn more than we needed to about their sexual activity the evening before. Apparently there is no oral sex in Nigeria. Usman says that Lisa meets 70% of his expectations and that is good enough for him. Condoms are apparently not a thing either. At breakfast with Usman’s bros we find out that Usman is not going to marry Lisa without the blessing of his mother.
Lisa talks to Usman like he is a child. Yet she plans to marry Usman while she is there. It’s time to pack up and meet his mom. She is obsessed with his Instagram friends. Kaduna is more of a third world country than the town she flew into. Dirt roads and livestock seem to be a bigger deal than the music industry. I really think their place is pretty decent for a bachelor pad. You can tell someone has cleaned it. But Lisa is very critical. But then we get to the bathroom. The shower is basically a bucket. But they are going to stay at a hotel.
Usman is very worried about bringing Lisa around his mother and his music industry friends with her bad attitude.
Varya & Geoffery
In case you missed it, the Internet is going crazy about Geoffrey Pashel being on this show. He has a terrible past history of being physically abusive to his FOUR previous wives. There was a mysterious death of his one year old son while in his care. And at least one of his former wives claims he threatened to kill her and raped her on numerous occasions. I am worried for Varya. click the link above for all the details. At least she had him sleep in a hotel alone.
These two get along a lot better than they did on their first day. Geoff is already trying to get her out into the woods of Tennessee. Varya wants to live in a big city. He also wants her to spend the night with him. She decides to go back to his room with him. The next morning, we learn that Geoffrey has weird nipple tattoos. Varya also throws away his comb because it has his ex-wife’s name written on it. I wonder which ex-wife that is? He takes it out of the trash and washes it. This is an issue. Later, they go to Varya’s city. And then we get to go to Siberia to meet her mom! Varya’s apartment is… um…sparse. Geoff clearly thinks he is getting scammed. Oh how scammers hate to be scammed.
Rosemarie & Ed
I am loving that we get to see so much of the foreign cities. I can’t believe that Ed has only been talking to Rose for three months before traveling. Ed gets separate beds for them at the hotel. The room has two beds pushed together. Ed wants Rose to take an STD test before they have sex. Rose wants to sleep just to stop Ed from talking non-stop. Ed also plans to propose on this trip. Sigh.
Ed takes Rose shopping and she just grabs money right out of his wallet to pay for things and tells the guy to keep the change. Ed is not having that. Also, Ed is miserable. Manila is very hot. Rose keeps wanting to buy more things. Ed is starting to question Rose’s motives. Um Ed, come on man. You have to know that this relationship is based on finances. She is dirt poor! Ed is miserably hot and frustrated with Rose. Ed wants to go back to the room.
Avery & Ash
Avery has arrived in Melbourne, Australia after a very long flight. They have been talking online for nine months. Ash gives me a creepy vibe. I believe he is the one whose florist told production that Ash is one of his best customers and buys a lot of flowers for a lot of women. They make out immediately in the airport.
Avery is shocked that in Australia people drive on the left side of the road. Also Ash supposedly lives with “his brother” who insisted they get an AirBnB. I think Ash just doesn’t want all his other women showing up at the house. Even if he really is interested in Avery, he has surely been getting laid consistently for the last nine months somewhere. Avery informs Ash he will be sleeping in the second bedroom alone for now. Then he presents Avery with black roses. Creepy. But she likes him. He also gives her bracelets with their names on him. Apparently, Avery has broken up with Ash three times in their nine months of online dating. She already doesn’t trust Ash.
Lana & David
David is rich? Or maybe financially foolish? He is shopping for $400,000 RVs. Ah, he plans to live in the RV full time. Lana is 27 and from the Ukraine. He is sixty. She looks like a model. They met on a dating site seven years ago. They only chat on the dating site. It’s a pay by the minute site. Oh, David. He’s spent over $100,000 on the website. This guy is getting fleeced. This is totally a scam.
His friends try to prepare him for what is to come. But he is deaf to their concerns. Even though he has flown to meet her three times and she has ghosted him each time. And one of his friends is a female from Ukraine who knows the situation. I feel sorry for David. One of the pillow talk ladies from Georgia recently said, “You have to play in your league.” And he is being played and probably talking to a man. Hell, he has never heard her voice. I feel bad for David. Oh wait, David has another friend in Ukraine who is married. She is also talking sense to him. He still doesn’t listen.
Darcey & Tom
Apparently, Darcey has been on 90 Day Fiancé before and she got dumped by that guy. It seem Tom is going to dump him again.
Next week Geoff and Varya fight. Yolanda starts to have concerns about her “British” boyfriend after his Instagram is totally deleted after she plans her trip. Ash has really huge bug eyes ans Avery seems to be freaking the fuck out about something.