It is the Shahs of Sunset Recap we have been waiting for! Tonight, Mercedeh is finally able to leave the house and confront Reza. Also, in the last recap, it seemed that Golnesa thought she might be having a miscarriage. Sadly, we know she does at some point. But does it happen so very quickly? What we do know is that there won’t be a happy ending for the relationship between Golnesa and Mercedeh. That is because of her unforgivable behavior on Twitter while Mercedeh was in a very dangerous labor. It’s even more disgusting knowing that Golnesa was in the IVF process while she was sending out those awful tweets.
MJ & Tommy’s New Life With Baby Shams!
The worst thing about last week’s boring episode was that there was no MJ & Tommy and no peeks at baby Shams! And no Darth Vida! So I am thrilled that we are starting with that first. Sadly, we start with MJ sharing details about her horrendous time in ICU after nearly dying during childbirth. Of course Reza didn’t come to the hospital at all. He was too busy filming scenes for the show about his sexually inappropriate husband. Mercedeh is really hurt that Reza hasn’t seen her in months, nor has he met the baby.
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In makes no sense at all that Nema is the one tasked with calling Merc to see how she and the baby are doing one month in. He just met her what one? two? seasons ago. I guess they could have known each other before. But Sherv or Mike would have been better options. Sherv did go see her in the hospital. I am not sure why he is not on.
The Misogyny Channel Sinks To New Depths
My shahs source says that there was a tiny bit of pushback with regard to bringing Sara Jeihooni on the show from RSP members. But, Bravo thought it was just a peachy idea. Because, of course they did. Oh I have heard that the Bravo suits are dropping like flies. At least two big ones have left for less misogynistic greener pastures. I didn’t hear the reason.
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How many aerial silks classes must we endure? Is there literally one person writing all the scripts for these reality shows? It sure seems like it. But I think what happens is that a company buys promotional spots on one show and then just buys them on five or ten more. So not matter what you are watching you get the same ridiculous on show ads. This time Reza and Sara were sent to be the exercise enthusiasts. Forty-five seconds later with no sweat and perfect hair these two sit down to talk. Why? Does Reza know Sara? Nope. But she has to tell someone she spent three years getting fucked by R Kelly.
Sara Jeihooni Seems To Be In Denial about R Kelly
Sara tells Reza the feds served her with a subpoena. She explains that she dated R Kelly for three years after meeting in 2013. She speaks highly of him and never saw any of the things he is being accused of. Okay. She’s a liar.
There were tons of headlines about R Kelly in 2013. Here is one example, “Read the “Stomach-Churning” Sexual Assault Accusations Against R. Kelly in Full. by Jessica Hopper. December 16, 2013.” I knew about R Kelly and I was never a fan or paid him any attention. There is no way she did not know. She says she went to a party at his studio one night and discovered that he was sexually assaulting having sex with everyone at the table.
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I’ve mentioned before that grabbing screen shots of these people for the recaps sometimes uncovers a lot. When I pulled photos from this scene today, that included one of her confessionals, she had dead eyes in every scene. She seems mentally checked out. Still to this day.
Reza says he is not going to tell anyone about her relationship with R Kelly. I do not believe that for one single second.
R Kelly Was Indicted On More Charges TODAY
Just today, Kelly was indicted by the Eastern District of NY, on brand new charges of coercion and enticement, coercion of a minor and transportation of a minor across state lines. In addition, recently there were new racketeering charges alleging, “the use of force, threats of force, physical restraint and threats of physical restraint.” Recently, Azriel Clary, has reunited with her family. She is finally understanding that she was brainwashed and is not willing to cooperate with federal agents.
Bye Wig!
And now for a much lighter scene. It is much needed. Thanks, production! So, we get a scene with Golnesa and Destiney playing around in a wig shop. The best part is the owner who looks like he is being forced to film this scene by some sort of mafia. Golnesa tries to explain to Destiney that in general girls don’t like their girlfriends to randomly get drunk and fuck their brothers. Destiney doesn’t quite get it. She says she will have a talk with Sara.
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Next see Nema pretend to buy a Rolex. Then we see a little shade toward Lala’s boyfriend Randall. Mike is waiting on his scene by reading the flame war between 50 Cent and Randall. I’m Sorry, Fofty! This still cracks me up. If you were lying somewhere in a coma during all that, click here. Wait this was filmed so long ago it could not be that unless this is some post production reshoot. He was probably laughing at something else Fofty was doing. Mike says he loves Paulina and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. However, Nema got inside his head about not being a nice guy and not being ready to be a step dad.
It Has Been Way Too Long In Between MJ Scenes!
When we went to commercial they teased the confrontation between Sara and Destiney over Sara’s fuckboi brother. I immediately hit pause and got up for a coffee refill. As I was filling my Yeti with coffee and Protein shake, I muttered, I’m gonna need more MJ & Tommy scenes for this shit. And just like that the reality TV Gods gave me half my wish! It’s brunch with Nema and MJ. Or maybe it is just drinks because Nema ordered a water, a coffee and a glass of white wine. I love this. I often want to order multiple beverages. MJ just wants fries. Really hot, greasy fries. This too, sounds delightful.
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Nema tries to talk to MJ about the Reza situation by introducing the topic with Reza’s bullshit storyline. MJ says that she had nothing to do with any of it. Production flashes back to exactly what MJ said to Reza about Reza’s marriage. It was that Reza isn’t happy in his relationship. Now if that were some sort of top secret information, I could see Reza being pissed at MJ about that. However, they are all on a TV show and the entire last episode of the reunion was about whether or not Reza and Adam were headed for divorce. Reza literally told Adam he wanted a divorce!
Dumb & Dumber
Then we get the stupid scene with Sara and Destiney. Destiney wears a green with a baseball cap. Sara can’t stand Destiney. This puts us in a horrible situation. Whose side are we on? I may have to go with Sara. Even though the poor girl clearly needs some deprogramming. Or perhaps a full shutdown and restart of her computer body. She’s like one of those robot sex dolls. Or some sort of autotron.
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Reza is trying to mend his relationship with Adam by sending him dick pics and letting him get a tan with him and Destiney. Unfortunately, we have to witness the tanning. Thank God we don’t have to see the dick pics. My eyes are going bad. I can’t see tiny things anyway.
Sara’s Pool Party
Should I ask where Sara got her money? Is this her parents house? Poor Nema is tasked with bringing MJ to the event. But first, he goes to pick up MJ! And we get to see Tommy and the baby!
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Okay when I saw the clip for this show, I saw this muscular dude we’ve never seen before. He was lurking around like a body guard. I thought maybe Bravo sent someone to blend in (he doesn’t) to protect MJ. But of course that isn’t the case. Bravo doesn’t care about MJ or any of these people. Especially the females. It’s a cuckoo for crazy puffs storyline for Golnesa who claims she has hire a bodyguard to protect her embryo or something. Destiney arrives in another costume. Is she hiding from a loan shark. She wants to go by Cynthia today.
The Rats All Scatter When The Light Of Truth Arrives
So the party is in full swing when Mercedeh makes her appearance. Reza’s reaction is to run. Well isn’t that interesting. Why not confront the evil friend who has caused him so much pain? Running usually means guilt. And Golnesa bails to. WTF is she running from. What is her issue with MJ. Why doesn’t she greet her and pretend to care that she almost died? What is she so afraid of happening? MJ also points out that Reza ran like a scared little bitch when she talks to Mike.
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Golnesa runs home like someone called her and told her that someone stole her pot stash. Mike is trying to get MJ to talk to Reza. She wants to, that is why she is there. Somehow production Nema and Mike get Reza to go back to talk to MJ.
Destiney Is Trying WAY To Hard To Get Camera Time
Destiney, who is right in the middle of this shit goes up to MJ and says, “Why? Why? Why?” Like some sort of defective owl. She’s the problem here. She is the one that should be running and hiding. Destiney is the one that said that MJ told Ali to say what he said. Somehow that isn’t the same thing to her as telling Reza that MJ told Ali to do it. I am surprised Merc hasn’t slapped those ridiculous sunglasses off Destiney’s lying face. I want to and I am not even involved. It Destiney had pulled this shit with Golnesa she certainly would have.
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Reza storms back inside to talk to MJ. He seems to be expecting an apology from HER. For what? Having a baby and being in ICU when an entire mountain was built over someone saying he was unhappy in his marriage? Are you kidding me? Destiney in her hobo outfit stands right there and doesn’t move an inch to let these two talk.
A Fifty Year Old Woman In The Hospital? That’s An Insult Now?
Mercedeh tells Reza to get away from her and shut the fuck up. This is going well. She says he is is disgusting person. True, but he’s been a disgusting person for thirty years. You’ve been a disgusting person with him for thirty years. So that is a stalemate in this argument. Then she tells him to go back over to his stupid husband, cheat on each other, and go back to thier bath houses. MJ says believe this one, and points at Destiney who is right up in both of their faces which is not very bright.
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Reza says, “You are a fifty year old woman in the hospital… ” and gets MJ’s drink in his face. She is 47 and Reza is 46. And she is your best friend in the hospital and you called her in ICU to scream at her and never once asked how she was. Then you posted her private medical information on the Internet you vile piece of shit! Reza keeps screaming “You’re not embarrassed? You’re not embarrassed?” What does she have to be embarrassed about you dumb fuck? Then Adam comes up and screams something in Mercedeh’s face about her kid and ends it with a fuck you.
Mike Shouhed The Voice Of Reason?
Then Mike comes down the stairs mad as fuck. At Adam. He threatens to beat the fuck out of him for talking to Mercedeh that way? Who had Mike Shouhed down for being the hero in the horrible Iranian tragedy?
Then Reza screams “You had ten abortions! Your uterus exploded because you had ten abortions!” from the top of the stairs. What a piece of shit. I wish Tommy would have gotten to the fucking little pussy hiding in his house. Then Mike asks Reza what the fuck he is doing? Reza speed waddles his fat ass out to the car where Adams is probably hiding underneath. It looks like Reza and Adam are walking home barefoot. Reza threw some sort of file of papers into the street. WTF was that?
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Next week, Tommy tries to kill Reza, but Reza hides inside the house and calls the cops so he tosses some planters around. I wish he had gotten a hold of Reza instead. Someone needs to shut his nasty mouth. A broken jaw would have been a just consequence for his behavior. Golnesa finds out she is pregnant.
My mouth literally dropped when Reza said that. That is so low. She almost died and you’re going to throw that nasty comment out there?? Mike gained some points from me after that interaction because his response was what I could relate to. If he’s raising his eyebrows in shock, you know it’s bad.
If he’s sticking up for MJ to REZA you know it is REALLY REALLY BAD.
I used to like Destiney on People’s Couch, but I can’t stand her now. It is so annoying when someone just keeps repeating something, like she did with “Why?” “Why?” “Why?” Destiney, why did YOU meddle in the middle of this? And then Reza kept asking, “You’re not embarrassed?” Usually when someone just keeps repeating something like that, it’s because they’re not smart enough to think of something else to say or because they’re guilty of something, so they just keep repeating one safe or deflecting thing.
I’m not on either MJ’s or Reza’s side. They’re both awful. But MJ had a baby! And almost died! A friend of thirty years should have gone to see her, even if he was mad about something. And as TT pointed out, it was an open topic of discussion that Reza and Adam were having marriage trouble. We’ve all seen that.
I want to barf at all the interactions between Mike and Paulina.
Agreed
I really wish that comment hadn’t aired. What a horrific thing for Reza to say blaming MJ for her health scare. There is no reason to be that cruel.
I believe Reza was in love with MJ and got jealous when Tommy cane into the picture. He wanted MJ to himself and couldn’t admit that he didn’t like her falling in love and moving away from him. His jealousy controlled the whole thing. Outing her shame made him feel powerful.
I think you are exactly right. He has alluded to her having multiple abortions in the past but this was just downright cruel. I wish she would have sued his ass.
So Reza spends 2 hours a day at Gold’s Gym Hollywood (sometimes he gets a guest pass to Equinox) and he looks 21 months pregnant. Adam spends 2 hours a day at Crunch Gym in Weho and looks like he’s never lifted a weight in his life.. What are these idiots doing at the gym?????? Naps in the sauna?
Well um, I don’t think they are napping in the sauna, unless that is what y’all are calling it these days… 😉
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Are any of these gyms where Gage hangs out?
They just go to cruise for men, as both GG and Ali have revealed
Wow Reza, how can you be so cruel! Absolute misogynist! To scream at any woman they way he did is so disgusting. I’m no fan of Mike,but I’m proud of him for standing up for Mercedes the way he did.
It seems unfathomable that (other than MJ & Tommy I’m going to have to be on Mike’s side, and Nema’s side and probably even Sara’s side. But that’s where I’m at right now.
I need the deets on “Sarah’s house.”
Same!! I’m always on the “whoever is playing against Reza” team.
I would love to know where Sara gets her money. Maybe she is secretly an ATM machine (remember the movie stepford wives?)
Didn’t MJ call Asa’s baby a Bastard?
Let’s not forget she’s no angel.
Where did anyone say they forgot?
This recap infuriates me! If I break my Bravo boycott during my pandemic self isolation this is the first thing I’m watching. Oh, and I have to mention that the ad that showed up for me while reading was for a hand sanitizer FROM CHINA! That part made me giggle. FUCK REZA!
Reza yelling out that personal imformation was disgusting!!! You don’t do that ever! I don’t care how pissed he is, that was low.
I’m still trying out to figure out Sara’s deal. Has she mentioned parents. Did she tell her parents “Oh hey, I have exciting news, I’m dating R Kelly?” If she was so clueless clearly she would have done that if she was with him for three years. Unless he told her not to. Did they think this was great news? What did her brother have to say about it?This I had no idea until I saw the documentary crap is not believable. I really do think she still looks “programmed” though. I think there is a lot of information we do not know about this one.
is It possible she was not in a relationship with him?
Destiney is annoying as hell, but Sara sounds like a damn lunatic the way she is so involved in who her brother is sleeping with. What 30 year old woman expects an acquaintance to ask permission to sleep with her younger, adult brother? Ewwww. She’s freaking weird and needs to deal with her boundary issues. Her house though! Omg, that pool and deck area, and those views! I’ll tolerated her just so I can ogle her home!
Why does Destiney have on a damn trench coat with fur around the collar at a pool party?
I meant to mention that as well. But her whole GET UP was weird like she is in the witness protection program or something. What is up with the sudden “wear a cheap wig everywhere” plan? We never saw her without her wig cap at the wig shop. Did she do something to make all her hair fallout? OR WHAT? This is just bizarre behavior.
Destiney needed a storyline. Whats his name wanted to be on the show. It was a mutual agreement and probably preplanned. I feel like Sarah might have known about it and is really just pissed that Destiney screwed her brother to maintain her spot on the show. And it seems to be usurping her, I slept with a child molester and rapist for three years story line.
Why does GG need a bodyguard? She is the violent one! So Reza claims that due to supposedly MJ has had an abortion in her past that it is her fault she and her baby almost died? Why does Reza get to decide when a womans decisions should equate their death? If we haven’t seen the real Reza before, we certainly saw him last night.
I agree with all you wrote!!!!!
GG made a comment that it was more to keep HER from fighting someone, that she could get pissed and forget that she needs to be careful.
And Reza said MJ had TEN abortions, not just one. I pray that he was majorly exaggerating ….
You need to stop wasting prayers on stupid shit. 🙂
My mouth literally dropped open and my eyes welled up with tears after Reza’s comment. I have never witnessed anything like that. Those two can never, ever, EVER be friends again after that.
Reza could apologize and MJ might accept. But I’m with you: I would never trust Reza again. He is a troglodyte.
Same. It was horrible to watch that.
At this point, I feel MJ and Reza deserve each other. They went through something similar in season 2 or 3. (EXCEPT, she hadn’t almost died and didn’t have a new baby to take care of.) They made up and began doing awful things to other people immediately. I really hope Tommy doesn’t do something to Reza — no matter how much he deserves it — to land up in jail.
This would be the time MJ should apologize to Asa. Maybe get some perspective.
Destiny sucks and Sara is an immature idiot Nema is looking better by omparison. These assholes even are making Mike look good. That’s just about as dismal as if Jax looked like the good guy.
” They went through something similar in season 2 or 3. (EXCEPT, she hadn’t almost died and didn’t have a new baby to take care of.”
Isn’t season two the year that Reza tried to drown drunk MJ in the pool in LA?Oh wait you said it was a time when MJ DIDN’T almost die. It’s too bad MJ will never get married to one the best men on the planet, and have the baby she always wanted…OH WAIT. Not a single one of the rest of the can form emotional bonds.
I agree. I understand completely that she went through a very difficult pregnancy, but she has done some seriously horrible things herself to others. If she has been friends with Reza for 30 years, then they were clearly cut from the same cloth. All this fawning over her is crazy to me.
Reza is nasty piece of work, no doubt.
BUT MJ IS HORRIBLE person! She has done and said some horrible things to and about her “friends” throughout the years. Let’s not forget this is the same woman who called a friend’s unborn baby A BASTARD! Right?
Just because one becomes a parent, it doesn’t make you a saint, nor does it erase the awful things you’ve done to others.
We don’t control when and where karma gets you—it just gets you.
TT. If MJ had her baby early April ‘19—-the Randall-Fofty brouhaha happened the end of April ‘19. So the timeline of Mike laughing about it does make sense. Fofty……..to this day I still laugh about that whole scenario 😂😂😂😂
I was watching the episode with a friend and when Reza threw the papers she immediately suggested it may have been his contract? Thoughts?
I was thinking that it might be release forms or NDA’s .. they were at a pool party and networks generally hand them out to all guests who attend so nothing gets spilled. I also feel like him screaming “you fucking liars” etc etc as he left Sara’s house was towards production and camera crew…
I’ve never had such a physical reaction to a show before this last episode of Shahs. Reza is an absolute piece of evil shit. To say those things to MJ with such hatred…it was beyond disturbing. I wanted to drop kick Reza in his awful face, take MJ in my arms and get her the fuck out of there. He still seems to have zero regrets about it. He needs to go.
It’s one thing to say it but Bravo and the producers bear some responsibility airing it.
Totally agree with you. There should be consequences but I won’t hold my breath
I agree with pretty much all of the comments here.. GG is a joke, I don’t know how she is on the show anymore. Destiny is another joke, ugh. Reza is evil. How are his sales for his product. I hope not well!! Who says that.. so wrong!!! Nema and Mike at least tried so points for them.. and my poor MJ.. team MJ all the way..
The real problem is Adam tho.. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Usually it is Adam saying shit like calm down babe… but he was just as nasty as Reza and I found that SHOCKING. He is guilty as fuck.
Yes, exactly. Adam showed his true colors. Reza is vile, and birds of a feather flock together. Adam and Reza constantly bed other men and Adam is furious that MJ spilled the tea on their marriage.
Thanks to the pandemic, I caught up with every single episode! (I’d not watched a single one until today)
I’m a little drunk right now (I might not have bought enough tequila for this quarantine) so forgive if I don’t make sense.
I’ve always had a soft spot for Mike. I KNOW he’s a cheating asshole. He’s a TERRIBLE boyfriend and TERRIBLE husband. But honestly? I think he’s been more of a brotherly ride or die for MJ than Reza through the years. He has mad respect for his parents (who I think are why he’s a bit insecure and fucked up) and I love that they show his representing his faith more than any of them. I think this soft spot was validated by his reaction to Adam.
MJ side is the most plausible. I’m disgusted by their reactions to her. Reza was throwing those papers because he knew he was caught.
Reza is ticked off MJ had a baby and it would take away attention from him just as Asa having a baby did. GG better watch out because she’s up next for the shit treatment. Reza doesn’t like babies or their mamas……His comment to MJ was completely disgusting and horrible. I’ve always thought Reza was terrible. I actually thought that maybe this fight between Reza and MJ was manufactured for the show until Reza made that comment. Even if it started that way, it is sure as heck real now. Just disgusting.
I think Reza is jealous that someone else is “better off” than his is. For example: MJ has a happy marriage AND a baby. He wants to be the one who has it all- and he’s not so he needs to tear people down who are happy.
He is a pig. He is disgusting. Adam is no better. They did this to themselves- instead of saying “hey we have an open marriage”… and left it at that
Reza is a terrible human being. I am glad Tommy at least got his plants because he deserved so much more! I do not regularly watch this show so I am very confused why telling the truth about his marriage has caused such strong reaction? Unless its for show in which case to shout private medical information about your best friend for the sake of TV drama in which case you are truly a vile person who needs therapy.
Can someone please tell me what is RSP with the members that didn’t want Sara to hoin the cast? Thank you!
Hey Bushwick – Ryan Seacrest Productions (RSP) produces Shahs🙂
Thanks goinBOKers!
You can call me Bok… and anytime!