It is the Shahs of Sunset Recap we have been waiting for! Tonight, Mercedeh is finally able to leave the house and confront Reza. Also, in the last recap, it seemed that Golnesa thought she might be having a miscarriage. Sadly, we know she does at some point. But does it happen so very quickly? What we do know is that there won’t be a happy ending for the relationship between Golnesa and Mercedeh. That is because of her unforgivable behavior on Twitter while Mercedeh was in a very dangerous labor. It’s even more disgusting knowing that Golnesa was in the IVF process while she was sending out those awful tweets.
MJ & Tommy’s New Life With Baby Shams!
The worst thing about last week’s boring episode was that there was no MJ & Tommy and no peeks at baby Shams! And no Darth Vida! So I am thrilled that we are starting with that first. Sadly, we start with MJ sharing details about her horrendous time in ICU after nearly dying during childbirth. Of course Reza didn’t come to the hospital at all. He was too busy filming scenes for the show about his sexually inappropriate husband. Mercedeh is really hurt that Reza hasn’t seen her in months, nor has he met the baby.
In makes no sense at all that Nema is the one tasked with calling Merc to see how she and the baby are doing one month in. He just met her what one? two? seasons ago. I guess they could have known each other before. But Sherv or Mike would have been better options. Sherv did go see her in the hospital. I am not sure why he is not on.
The Misogyny Channel Sinks To New Depths
My shahs source says that there was a tiny bit of pushback with regard to bringing Sara Jeihooni on the show from RSP members. But, Bravo thought it was just a peachy idea. Because, of course they did. Oh I have heard that the Bravo suits are dropping like flies. At least two big ones have left for
less misogynistic greener pastures. I didn’t hear the reason.
How many aerial silks classes must we endure? Is there literally one person writing all the scripts for these reality shows? It sure seems like it. But I think what happens is that a company buys promotional spots on one show and then just buys them on five or ten more. So not matter what you are watching you get the same ridiculous on show ads. This time Reza and Sara were sent to be the exercise enthusiasts. Forty-five seconds later with no sweat and perfect hair these two sit down to talk. Why? Does Reza know Sara? Nope. But she has to tell someone she spent three years getting fucked by R Kelly.
Sara Jeihooni Seems To Be In Denial about R Kelly
Sara tells Reza the feds served her with a subpoena. She explains that she dated R Kelly for three years after meeting in 2013. She speaks highly of him and never saw any of the things he is being accused of. Okay. She’s a liar.
There were tons of headlines about R Kelly in 2013. Here is one example, “Read the “Stomach-Churning” Sexual Assault Accusations Against R. Kelly in Full. by Jessica Hopper. December 16, 2013.” I knew about R Kelly and I was never a fan or paid him any attention. There is no way she did not know. She says she went to a party at his studio one night and discovered that he was
sexually assaulting having sex with everyone at the table.
I’ve mentioned before that grabbing screen shots of these people for the recaps sometimes uncovers a lot. When I pulled photos from this scene today, that included one of her confessionals, she had dead eyes in every scene. She seems mentally checked out. Still to this day.
Reza says he is not going to tell anyone about her relationship with R Kelly. I do not believe that for one single second.
R Kelly Was Indicted On More Charges TODAY
Just today, Kelly was indicted by the Eastern District of NY, on brand new charges of coercion and enticement, coercion of a minor and transportation of a minor across state lines. In addition, recently there were new racketeering charges alleging, “the use of force, threats of force, physical restraint and threats of physical restraint.” Recently, Azriel Clary, has reunited with her family. She is finally understanding that she was brainwashed and is not willing to cooperate with federal agents.
And now for a much lighter scene. It is much needed. Thanks, production! So, we get a scene with Golnesa and Destiney playing around in a wig shop. The best part is the owner who looks like he is being forced to film this scene by some sort of mafia. Golnesa tries to explain to Destiney that in general girls don’t like their girlfriends to randomly get drunk and fuck their brothers. Destiney doesn’t quite get it. She says she will have a talk with Sara.
Next see Nema pretend to buy a Rolex. Then we see a little shade toward Lala’s boyfriend Randall. Mike is waiting on his scene by reading the flame war between 50 Cent and Randall. I’m Sorry, Fofty! This still cracks me up. If you were lying somewhere in a coma during all that, click here. Wait this was filmed so long ago it could not be that unless this is some post production reshoot. He was probably laughing at something else Fofty was doing. Mike says he loves Paulina and wants to be with her for the rest of his life. However, Nema got inside his head about not being a nice guy and not being ready to be a step dad.
It Has Been Way Too Long In Between MJ Scenes!
When we went to commercial they teased the confrontation between Sara and Destiney over Sara’s fuckboi brother. I immediately hit pause and got up for a coffee refill. As I was filling my Yeti with coffee and Protein shake, I muttered, I’m gonna need more MJ & Tommy scenes for this shit. And just like that the reality TV Gods gave me half my wish! It’s brunch with Nema and MJ. Or maybe it is just drinks because Nema ordered a water, a coffee and a glass of white wine. I love this. I often want to order multiple beverages. MJ just wants fries. Really hot, greasy fries. This too, sounds delightful.
Nema tries to talk to MJ about the Reza situation by introducing the topic with Reza’s bullshit storyline. MJ says that she had nothing to do with any of it. Production flashes back to exactly what MJ said to Reza about Reza’s marriage. It was that Reza isn’t happy in his relationship. Now if that were some sort of top secret information, I could see Reza being pissed at MJ about that. However, they are all on a TV show and the entire last episode of the reunion was about whether or not Reza and Adam were headed for divorce. Reza literally told Adam he wanted a divorce!
Dumb & Dumber
Then we get the stupid scene with Sara and Destiney. Destiney wears a green with a baseball cap. Sara can’t stand Destiney. This puts us in a horrible situation. Whose side are we on? I may have to go with Sara. Even though the poor girl clearly needs some deprogramming. Or perhaps a full shutdown and restart of her computer body. She’s like one of those robot sex dolls. Or some sort of autotron.
Reza is trying to mend his relationship with Adam by sending him dick pics and letting him get a tan with him and Destiney. Unfortunately, we have to witness the tanning. Thank God we don’t have to see the dick pics. My eyes are going bad. I can’t see tiny things anyway.
Sara’s Pool Party
Should I ask where Sara got her money? Is this her parents house? Poor Nema is tasked with bringing MJ to the event. But first, he goes to pick up MJ! And we get to see Tommy and the baby!
Okay when I saw the clip for this show, I saw this muscular dude we’ve never seen before. He was lurking around like a body guard. I thought maybe Bravo sent someone to blend in (he doesn’t) to protect MJ. But of course that isn’t the case. Bravo doesn’t care about MJ or any of these people. Especially the females. It’s a cuckoo for crazy puffs storyline for Golnesa who claims she has hire a bodyguard to protect her embryo or something. Destiney arrives in another costume. Is she hiding from a loan shark. She wants to go by Cynthia today.
The Rats All Scatter When The Light Of Truth Arrives
So the party is in full swing when Mercedeh makes her appearance. Reza’s reaction is to run. Well isn’t that interesting. Why not confront the evil friend who has caused him so much pain? Running usually means guilt. And Golnesa bails to. WTF is she running from. What is her issue with MJ. Why doesn’t she greet her and pretend to care that she almost died? What is she so afraid of happening? MJ also points out that Reza ran like a scared little bitch when she talks to Mike.
Golnesa runs home like someone called her and told her that someone stole her pot stash. Mike is trying to get MJ to talk to Reza. She wants to, that is why she is there. Somehow
production Nema and Mike get Reza to go back to talk to MJ.
Destiney Is Trying WAY To Hard To Get Camera Time
Destiney, who is right in the middle of this shit goes up to MJ and says, “Why? Why? Why?” Like some sort of defective owl. She’s the problem here. She is the one that should be running and hiding. Destiney is the one that said that MJ told Ali to say what he said. Somehow that isn’t the same thing to her as telling Reza that MJ told Ali to do it. I am surprised Merc hasn’t slapped those ridiculous sunglasses off Destiney’s lying face. I want to and I am not even involved. It Destiney had pulled this shit with Golnesa she certainly would have.
Reza storms back inside to talk to MJ. He seems to be expecting an apology from HER. For what? Having a baby and being in ICU when an entire mountain was built over someone saying he was unhappy in his marriage? Are you kidding me? Destiney in her hobo outfit stands right there and doesn’t move an inch to let these two talk.
A Fifty Year Old Woman In The Hospital? That’s An Insult Now?
Mercedeh tells Reza to get away from her and shut the fuck up. This is going well. She says he is is disgusting person. True, but he’s been a disgusting person for thirty years. You’ve been a disgusting person with him for thirty years. So that is a stalemate in this argument. Then she tells him to go back over to his stupid husband, cheat on each other, and go back to thier bath houses. MJ says believe this one, and points at Destiney who is right up in both of their faces which is not very bright.
Reza says, “You are a fifty year old woman in the hospital… ” and gets MJ’s drink in his face. She is 47 and Reza is 46. And she is your best friend in the hospital and you called her in ICU to scream at her and never once asked how she was. Then you posted her private medical information on the Internet you vile piece of shit! Reza keeps screaming “You’re not embarrassed? You’re not embarrassed?” What does she have to be embarrassed about you dumb fuck? Then Adam comes up and screams something in Mercedeh’s face about her kid and ends it with a fuck you.
Mike Shouhed The Voice Of Reason?
Then Mike comes down the stairs mad as fuck. At Adam. He threatens to beat the fuck out of him for talking to Mercedeh that way? Who had Mike Shouhed down for being the hero in the horrible Iranian tragedy?
Then Reza screams “You had ten abortions! Your uterus exploded because you had ten abortions!” from the top of the stairs. What a piece of shit. I wish Tommy would have gotten to the fucking little pussy hiding in his house. Then Mike asks Reza what the fuck he is doing? Reza speed waddles his fat ass out to the car where Adams is probably hiding underneath. It looks like Reza and Adam are walking home barefoot. Reza threw some sort of file of papers into the street. WTF was that?
Next week, Tommy tries to kill Reza, but Reza hides inside the house and calls the cops so he tosses some planters around. I wish he had gotten a hold of Reza instead. Someone needs to shut his nasty mouth. A broken jaw would have been a just consequence for his behavior. Golnesa finds out she is pregnant.