Dear Lala Kent,
I have no problem with you whoring yourself out in Hollywood. Just like the last one. A little podunk like you clearly has not other way to climb your way to wealth. Just like the last one. Fucking Randall has really paid off for you. Just like he did for the last one. And all the ones before that. I suggest you get knocked up before the next one comes along. Just like the last one. Secure the bag, Just like the last one. You are not the first Whore of Hollywood. The city is crawling with them. I don’t judge you, I’m just calling it what it is. I was a pretty big whore myself at your age. It’s fun. It’s lucrative. Except for those non consensual times. Hopefully, you don’t have those. Or experience them currently. You can’t erase that shit, ‘
When you get old, you will find things you are doing right now cringe wothy, Eventually, even if it takes menopause (puberty for old people) you will feel shame if you do not already. If as you claim you are sucking dick for a Range Rover, or licking ass for a pretty roof over your head, menopause will make you feel all the feels you are denying now. Oh and btw he will not still be there.
Video via Randy Hass on Twitter @Randy_Haas
But probably, if I have to predict, this will be and even bigger regret. In a time where people are self quarantining, you are claiming that God would not give you the Coronavirus. I for one hope God slaps you in your fucking stupid manufactured face. What you are too fucking young and dumb to understand…and they are numerous is that your shitty video moment basically says God loves you more than the people who are currently suffering for a pandemic.”
If you are so fortunate not to be afflicted by this illness, it is not because he loves you more. And it is not because the other victims didn’t have plans fancy or otherwise. It is because God no longer smites people like he did in the old testament once he had Jesus. It doesn’t mean you are not a horrid person for this video.
Yours In Christ,
Tamara Tattles.
I watched the video … Wow. Just wow. I’m shaking my damn head and pretty much speechless. Thanks for saying it all TT
I’m amazed at what these ppl think God will or won’t do for them. She’s awful! My hand stings to slap the shit out of her
Perfect response, Tamara.
I hope she reads your post
Wow. I don’t think I can bring myself to watch that video. She is an idiot. As always thank you for your honesty about life. I was raised around trophy wives and girlfriends and saw a lot at a very young age, it is sad and heartbreaking to see.
Not going to even watch because my anxiety about people who can afford to isolate more aren’t doing it have me through the roof. I’m supposed to be packing up, but I havent even gotten dressed. I can’t find one of my Samsung earbuds and I really want to take it with me.
If you wanna call me you can. shoot me an email.
Thanks sweetie. Just typing it out REALLY helped. I am good with typing shit out but I am a believer in speaking things into existence too. I am making myself do something on my to do list, then let myself look at my phone. Just got my meds and glasses/contacts together! Also just packed the hiking boots and tennis shoes. My parents live in the country. I can walk the dog without seeing people.
Ha! I plan to make myself do something important every day and I have a lot of THINGS like you know TAXES. But OTHOH.,, I do feel a bit of WOOHOO! I AM QUARANTINED!
But for me it went like this.
1) HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY ALL THE THINGS!
2) Well should prolly go buy more things
3)Oh how did I forget those things.
4) I am not giving up alcohol for lent.
5) LET’S GO BUY A LOT OF THINGS! PARTY TIME (for one old lady)
6) no seriously I can’t be fatter when I started lent than will I end
7) you know you can’t end lent fatter than when you started, ‘
to
WHOO! THIS IS FANTASTIC! ALL BETS ARE OFF! It’s like a HURRICANE PARTY OF ONE… and well I am sort of use to that.
AND IF I GO OUT I AM GOING OUT HAPPY!
Did i mention I never went to bed last night and just has a drink or three?
gee, i couldn’t tell! just got back from the grocery store and it was crazy but orderly. deli was full, even overstocked, with foodstuffs but the liquor/beer and eggs, bread, cleaning supplies, etc. were low. anywho, can we sacrifice lala to appease the gods? please!
Drunk Tamara may be my favorite Tamara!
Did I mention I have been day drinking 4 days now? And I feel fine….Local liquor store sold out Everclear in a day- consumption/sanitation, which comes first?
Re #4: decided to drink, too. Not even feeling guilty.
I say drink it if you got it.
Best letter ever !!! She is exactly what you said lmao
Her eyebrows alone should force the universe to give her Corona Virus. Those eyebrows are sheer evil.
Those brows are too much!
OMG Love this!
LOL
Hahahaha that’s funny! Lauryn Kent is the queen of verbal sewage. At 30, she’s way too old to be making such irresponsible, sweeping pronouncements from her SM platform. She’s been on VPR for what, 4 years now? And every time she makes a public announcement it’s moronic & she receives tons of backlash. It also speaks volumes about “Randy” that he wasn’t smart enough to try to stop her. Idiots!
While Tre’s deported felon Joe IG’s himself marching all over deserted Italy calling the mass quarantine ‘dumb’. Bravo contaminates the airwaves with these loons who should be fired for gross irresponsibility, as if their criminality isn’t enough. (But then half their franchises would have no cast.)
Hey now, I like deported Joe. he can go outside. And he was actually going to work on a house. I think he is changed, People can do that! He was TAKING A WALK IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD. He can still do that.
Everybody’s rooting for Joe & his girls, but not gonna lie, while lotsa people dying there, I saw his stroll down main street calling the quarantine ‘dumb’ complaining about all the empty restaurants and shops and his boredom. I was surprised he didn’t reflect the awareness compassion, and responsibility of a newly woke head of a family with children exposed at schools or warning us in the US it’s serious, while he’s still counting on media income and an audience supporting his come-back.
Then again, his initial response could have been based on his loyalty to Trump who viewed it a hoax, media plot, overreaction (it’s his ICE program that’s gotta let him back into the US someday, as he said on WWHL). He’s def got his hands full convincing Tre he’s owning having committed crimes & taking responsibility for their downfall (not Bravo or Caroline) – maybe leading the appropriate response to a global pandemic that’s wiping lots of us out, esp in Italy, is too much to ask of any Bravolebrity. Guess we’ll find out how LVP & Andy respond to Lala.
In a limited capacity he can walk. I’m loving the videos of the Italians opening their windows or going onto their balconies and singing. Oh, Yo Yo Ma is also giving us performances on Facebook (and maybe Twitter). Yo Yo Ma is an amazing cellist. I LOVE cello music.
Yes! Walk, sing and support those suffering the true gravity of the situation in Italy and so many other places. Italian Air Force tribute so uplifting. So grateful for those in high risk jobs, and caring for others while the world’s in lockdown. You are an inspiration.
I don’t believe she is really sober.
And I want to know what her mother thinks about the things she says. I think if she was more discreet she could have landed someone richer.
And, l have mentioned before, it is ok to be hoe. Make your money honey. But don’t act you above any anyone.
No offense but I really dislike comments where people speculate about someone’s sobriety. I know she’s an asshole but nobody asks to be an alcoholic, I sure know I didn’t expect it when I was a kid! When you’re trying to get sober people are always watching you and speculating if you’re really clean- it’s very painful.
Also nowadays people define sobriety differently-I haven’t drank in 27 yrs but some people drink here and there for a day or two and don’t define it as a “slip” if it was short. They still consider themselves sober too. I think whatever works for people, it’s not my business.
Dear Lala,
We know you are special and that, SURELY, God has ordained your special day.
We all believe with all of our hearts that the same God who “let” priests get away with molesting children for CENTURIES, who “let” the Holocaust happen, who “let” Trump get elected, who “let” thousands of people lose their homes when they lost their jobs, who “let” millions of children die of cancer and other diseases, that the same God took some time out of His very busy schedule and said to Himself, “I hope I can remember, in the midst of all of my busywork, to pass over Lala Kent when I distribute the coronavirus, so she can get married the way she deserves to from all of the ass-licking and blow-jobbing she’s done to ensure a perfect wedding day.
I suppose it’s too over her head to recognize that “her” God has a wicked sense of humor and a finely-honed talent for irony. And that even His most faithful do not have the conceit to claim to know His plans.
And all the people said,AMEN!
Has you ever the saying “you plan, God laughs”?
It is finishED!
AMEN!
My Great Grandmother always said “God helps those who help themselves…” I’m not particularly religious, but I go by that.. She’s a cocky cow, who needs a foot up the arse & keep away from social media.
I would have to go back on the alcohol and FECK up my lentil season if I watched her video, I am so angry at TRUMP all those poor passengers stuck in all those airports at risk of catching the virus.
Spain showed their appreciation for the health service by going on our balconies last night at 10pm and applauding them, one spanish doctor came on line to tell the snowflake teenagers that they are not important, the elderly are and they need to get over themselves and stop wasting the health service time. He rocked.!!!
God sat out WWII, I doubt Lala’s wedding in on the to-do list.
(neither are sporting events…… just sayin)
What a complete moron.
Preach on, Pastor Tattles, preach on!!!🙋🏻♀️
Dear Lala, If God loved you so much, he would have sent you a better plastic surgeon. Unless maybe that’s what you were going for… to look the same age as Randall? Go suck it. Oh right…
She looks like a cheap blowup doll.
She really is a special kind of stupid. Your response to her is perfection. She doesn’t seem to be concerned with God keeping Randall from getting the virus before “her” wedding. She truly doesn’t seem to be sober in this video. Maybe God told her alcohol will keep her from getting it.
I bet Lala is terrible in bed. She probably just lies there and poses.
Oh I disagree. She works very hard for her current lifestyle, plastic surgery, private jets, and more. Probably more than she wants too! And I agree with Tamara that Lala will be appalled at her own behavior when she get so be menopause age.
Absolutely. I thought it was all fun and games until I got older and the PTSD set in. The consensual times were one thing but the times that a police report should have been filed are another. At the time I’m sure I would have been asked why I was dressed that way
She is deserving of Sars, Ebola, Spanish Flu, Mad Cow Disease, Leprosy, The Plague and Acne. However, I do find her entertaining.
Lala don’t ever quit your day job of sucking dick.
This is pure gold.
I never got into VPR despite my love for LVP. It just wasn’t for me, but that trout mouth bitch reminds me of Kim Z. No, God does not favor you more than the rest of the world for being a ho, you just luck out with the idiots who happily trade money for kinky sex with questionable women.
Pastor Tattles, we need someone to lay hands on this poor, wayward trollop, to convince her to turn from her wicked, slutacious ways…amen…to being her to the light….yes Lawd….and to know her blackened, scrapped knees can be HEALED…preach on….for the glory of all Hollywood….yessir….
Your Sister in Christ,
The Other Shay 🙏🏼
LOVE IT!
Hallelujah! The second shift is ON!
She needs to be baptized in Lake Minatonka….my Lawd!!!🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
I would love more than anything to stay home and quarantine for a few weeks. My small, boutique building has a nice private pool that no one ever uses but my husband and me. My condo is a wonderful bunker that faces north and south that has massive windows that get wonderful, indirect sunlight. I have two long cozy sofas that the hubs and I love to stretch out on.
Unfortunately, we cannot because over 200 families partly depend on us for their livelyhood. The restaurant business is tough.
I also dislike the people who can afford to quarantine and don’t.
I hope you all stay healthy through this.
LaLa, don’t thumb your nose at God.
I wish you and hubby and your restaurant the very best always, but especially now. I hope all of you remain in the best of health and wealth.
Aww, how sweet! Thank you Nanette!
Same to you!
I’ve been trying to think of a way for you and your people to stay afloat. I would have tanked without tips for 2 weeks. The only thing I came up with might seem crazy BUT … carhop service. Sort of to go, limited contact, but maybe with tips. Use an abbreviated menu, place foaming soap in portable stations where people can see hands being washed. Maybe? Make it an adventure.
Girl, don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
It was clearly said in jest.. I wasn’t offended at all. Y’all are snowflakes!
I agree. She was joking. Plus positive thinking
It’s not funny. Period.
I think she was serious but once she gets reamed, she will CLAIM it was a joke.
Yeah…and when she got up from the booth at Nobu in NYC last February, another girl walked over to the table gave a piece of paper to the Double chinned guy with her and he got super happy and tucked it away into his pocket…I wouldn’t be surprised if he already had back ups.
I didn’t take it seriously. A little bit of “whistling past the graveyard.” And listen, I’m on bed rest right now terrified my symptoms will worsen, so it’s not like I think this is all a big hoax.
Now, do I think she could use her platform more responsibly, or at least not take up bandwidth? Absolutely! But she clearly doesn’t believe that she is lterally protected by God.
Is your first name Velvet? Mine is.
No, not in real life, but how cool that yours is!
What a cool name!
And on the Eighth Day, after resting on the Seventh Day, God blessed all the special women with full lips to perform BJs (for PJs, sometime in the future) and kneepads rained down from the skies, and God ordained that healers would one day be able to undo all that he had deigned perfectly imperfect by following the Holy Grail, the template, from which all special women could choose to pay the blessed healers for the face of Barbie. Or Kim Zolziak.
Lala is savvy but she’s not smart. She sometimes appears smart but it’s just because Jax and Britney are in the room.
While as I said I consider LaLa’s to be tongue in cheek, I just saw some people ragging on Vicki G’s “What Corona Virus?” Instagram. (Literally what she tittled the story.) Now THAT I can get behind dragging!
I can’t believe some of you think she is joking. She literally starts by saying she is going to get crap for this. And she did.
Because she was joking! And she knew her joke was going to get crap.. it’s not like she SERIOUSLY believes that god is sparing her. Jesus..
This is horrible. She’s a self ritious little twat who desperately needs a slap in the face. So many people suffering, dying, and economies crumbling. Disgusting.
Oh shit I think she just kiboshed Randal. I know how this shit works of course she’s not going to get it he is. Hahahahahahaha. Man this guy is going to be dead by April.
The WEDDING was postponed to July.
Coronavirus 1……………….won
Lala Kent 0