Y’all I have a slight headache tonight and I do not want to make it worse by listening to Jennifer scream for another full hour like last week. So, I may not do a full RHONJ Reunion recap of the whole show. However, I did a poll on Twitter a few days ago and the results showed this was the show they were most looking forward to this week! I think this is the night the husbands come out so maybe she will shut up long enough for that. I actually like Jennifer for than most people, but she is trying way to hard to impress the producers and Bravo suits who are in the room.
One of the RHONJ producers finally quit after this year to move on to other things. She was an amazing lovely person who I can’t believe stayed on this mess as long as she did. Also, a couple of Bravo suits have “left the building” recently. So depending on who came to the taping, she might be wasting her time. I am hoping the suits have all left by now and she calms her ass down a bit.
We start with Melissa confronting Teresa about always expecting to be defended but not defending her. Teresa essentially doubles down by sticking up for Jennifer again. Then Andy continues to play the role of 7th housewife by trying to explain to Jennifer that when Melissa said that Jackie was “winning” it wasn’t an insult to anyone. Jennifer apologizes for throwing the knife. They all agree not to throw things in exchange. Andy says they need to include flipping tables in that.
Teresa Tries To Judge Caroline Manzo’s Character? LOL
Teresa says she was not thrilled doing the commercial with Caroline. Teresa was mad because when she and her attorney and Caroline talked before hand Caroline was insisting that they sit down and talk things out before hand. Everybody knows Teresa is way too immature for that. Clearly, Teresa still thinks Caroline is to blame for her going to prison. Teresa says she doesn’t thing Caroline is a good person. I am trying not to laugh because it makes my head hurt. Teresa continues to say that the only time Joe was mean to her was on the show. Melissa says that is not true. Teresa says they had a great marriage. Melissa says she can do a lot better. Teresa seemed pissed off by that comment.
Oh, Andy is going to call Teresa out for having had a boy friend for months if not years. I think he might have already done this on the WWHL where Joe Skyped in. Teresa claims that she did not have sex with the guy she was with. Then Andy plays a package about the guy Teresa has been sleeping with. Teresa got really pissed at Margaret for making comments about young guys. Andy wants to know how the kids felt about the cheating rumors. Teresa says her kids don’t go on the Internet. I laugh and my head hurts. Gia found out from Joe’s brother Pete. She was pissed at him for talking to her about it. So clearly Joe knows Teresa was screwing around. I actually don’t blame Teresa for screwing around. Joe sure did enough of it. Joe’s whole family and it sounds like the housewives agree that if they were not on the show Joe would not have gotten caught. Teresa wants a nice Jewish guy.
Teresa Wants To Have A Baby Boy!?
WTF? Teresa us talking to Andy about dating and I am frantically trying to figure out where the photos I pulled are. All of the sudden after lots of yadda yadda yadda, I hear Teresa say she would love to have a little boy with her next man. This surprises me. It would kill Gia and the girls. Would Gia have to raise a baby? She’d have to drop out of college! Teresa says she might freeze her eggs. A fight breaks out between Melissa and Jennifer because Jennifer said that Melissa is too self-absorbed to have another baby. Hush now, Melissa. Jennifer is being quiet during Teresa’s segments and I’d like her to stay that way.
The Husbands Arrive Carrying Bill Ayden
Frank says that he has a girlfriend. She doesn’t spend the night at the house with Delores. Delores says he has a curfew. She’d 30. She seems a bit irked by the conversation. Or the girlfriend. Margaret’s Joe is currently allowing other contractors in the house. Margaret is apparently not having an affair with any of them yet. Joe says they are all his friends. Joe Gorga defends his low sperm count by saying he could get Andy pregnant. I think Andy would enjoy the attempts if not else. Evan and Teresa have a chat about introducing her to all his Jewish friends. Hey Evan, know any in Atlanta? I’m asking for a friend.
Lot’s of talk about sex and sex tapes and Danielle’s sex tape. Joe Gorga still doesn’t want his 13 year old daughter to participate in sex education classes. Frank seems to indicate he would get back with Dolores if he could. But she’s not having it. Frank agrees that Delores should not move in with David. Evan believes in having their children earn things that they want.
When Andy asks what Jennifer thought of Joe Gorga saying her husband should have sex with her more often. She says her husband is “fully loaded” while Joe is shooting blanks. I guarantee you that Jennifer went down the list of everyone on the couches and chairs and made a list of shady comments for everyone. It’s actually a smart idea. Some of the housewives pay ghostwriters to do that before the reunion. I’m not kidding. I am not recapping all of this sex talk. I do not need or want to know about these people’s sex lives.
Jackie Keeps Winning
Oh God, I had forgotten about Danielle. They film her arriving in the parking lot. But first, a commenter calls out Jennifer for being a bully on TV and the Internet. Then Jennifer says that Jackie is boring and money can’t make her interesting. Jackie was very mad that Jennifer would do that because they were friends. She expected it from Teresa because they were not. A reader points out that Jackie is several IQ points above Teresa and Jennifer and asks if it is embarrassing having to argue with them. I love this question, but the best part was Teresa’s response. “Whaaaa??? That’s a stupid question.” She’s irked and I am happy because it is now confirmed that she knows that everyone knows how dumb she is. Jackie says, “I will just say I am not nervous to argue with anyone because I don’t think anyone else is going to win.” BAM!
Jennifer continues to try to answer everyone else’s questions. Margaret has finally had enough and the episode one yelling returns. Thankfully we are almost out of time. Somehow, we get on the topic of Chanel. Apparently, Jackie is in head to toe Chanel every time Jennifer sees her. I never knew that because nothing Jackie wears has the LABEL all over it to advertise that fact unlike Jennifer. When Melissa points out that she literally point to every Chanel emblazoned thing she owns and screams Chanel, Chanel, CHANEL!!, Jennifer denies that. Jennifer is delusional. Does she not know she is being filmed? Andy asks if Jackie is opening to making up with Jennifer. She says no. She works very hard to keep toxic people out of her life. GOOD FOR HE!
I can’t believe this show won my Twitter poll. I am waiting for Project Runway’s finale tomorrow night! Back stage Danielle is already showing signs of mental illness or something. I don’t say that lightly. She is demanding to sit next to Andy because she thinks she is “an original housewife.” Was she ever an actual housewife or just a friend?
So what did you think?