All day long I have thought it was Saturday. Even when reminded it is Friday, my brain still kept functioning on Saturday time. So this Shahs of Sunset recap almost didn’t happen. I was prepping for another recap entirely and only by accident notice that Shahs was airing tonight. I see not a glimmer of MJ in the previews. I HAD BETTER SEE MJ, Tommy, and the baby, Bravo!
With Friends Like Reza…
We begin with morning breaking in Las Vegas. Reza feels like an elderly hooker who worked the strip all night. Destiney still had Sara’s brother, Saman Jeihooni, in her hotel room but she tells production she doesn’t remember much. That’s a lie. Also in exclusive Tamara Tattles news, my source says Saman will be in several upcoming episodes. They seem to think he appeals to the young women who watch the show on their phones. Do we have anyone from that demo here to weigh in on how you feel about Sam? I feel like that thought process happened in a man’s head.
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Sam And Destiney come down for breakfast with Reza and Destiney’s mom. Because what one night stand doesn’t try for free breakfast with the mom the next day? Mommy comes in early, aka exactly when production tells her too and Destiney tries to pretend she is surprised. I wonder how many takes that took? I don’t see any acting awards in Destiney’s future. Fuckboy rapidly exits stage left with nary a muffin. I guess he had enough muffin last night. Of course Reza rats Destiney out to her mother. Because, Reza. Later, Destiney cries to her mom that she misses living closer to her.
Pottery Painting & Mike’s Fake Girlfriend (& Job)
Meanwhile, back in LA, Golnesa and her friend Yasmin go to one of those pottery painting places. Golnesa says there is nothing to do if she can’t smoke pot or drink. How about yoga, meditation, preparing healthy foods? That takes up a lot of time. Trust me. While painting, Golnesas says she wants to have lots of sex while she is pregnant. Also, a child, who dared to be in a kids’ environment made a couple of peeps and GG was complaining about the poor parenting. He could would never make noise if GG was raising him. She’s probably knife him.
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Mike’s stunt date for this season must have negotiated a great contract with Ryan Seacreast Productions. She is with him in all kinds of scenes that don’t make sense. Like this take you fake girlfriend to work day scene. Later, Nema (who is getting a ton of face time) meets with Mike’s stunt girlfriend Paulina. She is upset about some things he said to Mike about her allowing her kids around Mike. Nema has all sort of information about Mike. He constantly bullies Nema. And he tried to steal a business from Mike and Sherv. Oh Look! It’s a flashback with Sherv! This is the only interesting thing this entire episode. Nema says if Mike can’t apologize, they can’t be friends.
[Nema takes a Persian dance lesson. Golnesa and Adam pet pussies.The point of the scenes is to let the people who were not in Vegas know that Destiney hooked up with Sam.]
It’s Time For The Grande Finale Scene
And there are knives. That is correct. Production as decided to put nine of them in a small kitchen, give them all knives, and call it a cooking contest. First, Paulina gets Mike all riled up in the car talking about her lunch with Nema. Of course Mike is enraged that Nema had lunch with his girlfriend without his permission. And you know, Paulina learning some facts about Mike. Then of course, Mike and Nema are put on the same team. One of the things they have to make is hummus. This is literally tossing three items in a blender. GG put cheese in the hummus and the chef says she likes it? NOE.
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Reza randomly shouts out that Destiney slept with Sara’s brother in Vegas. As one does. Golnesa starts feeling ill and leaves. Everyone mocks her instead of checking on her. Finally, Destiney and Anita go after her and leave with her. Mike keeps running his dumb mouth. Finally, production clues them in on her pregnancy to shut Mike up. They pretend like they figured it out. Then Mike decides to come for Nema over the lunch issue. He is such a prick. He brings up Nema’s father. Then he leaves with Paulina. The party’s over.
Next week: We FINALLY get a scene with MJ at a pool party. I fear for her safety there. Where is Tommy?
Even in high school people don’t talk about a random hookup long enough to make an hour long TV show.
Your recap reminds me that we all need to be concerned about GG having an infant and being responsible for her infant’s care. Because newborn babies cry alot. Newborns sleep for maybe 2 hours at a time if you are lucky. Newborns have to feed every 2 to 3 hours. She can’t handle that. Is anyone else worried besides me?
Yes.
Very much so. I lived with my folks when my oldest was a newborn. Some babies are born angry. My daughter was one, and thank God for my folks. My dad walked her for hours every night so we could sleep. Then he got up for work.
As for GG, I hope she gets live in help. So she can leave when she needs to.
It is totally a bad thing for GG to have a baby, given her anger issues, lack of self-control, and dependence on pot. GG needs to get her life and emotions in control before she has a child. It is also a bad thing to deliberately deprive a child of a father by going the route she is. That she can’t form and sustain a lasting, loving relationship with a man who is suitable to be a father is a huge red flag that she is not ready to be a mother.
She will be fine. I was the same way until I had my son. You never really know how to handle kids until you actually have one…and you cant give them back. Everyone always has these “when I have kids..” and “I will never do that to my kids…” and “my kids would never…” All of those things go out the window when they actually get here. She wants Elijah here…he will know it…and they will be fine.
Why does Paulina look surprised when Nema tells her Mike tried to steal his idea? How does mike know what is “wrap around” I had to look it up
I thought it was a “reach around.” And Mike probably doesn’t give the guy he’s buggering — figuratively AND literally — the courtesy of one.
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Mike is a snake and shady. I almost want him to fail at the apartment complex. Dislike.
I’d say you have a very good chance of getting your wish. His story line every season is how he fails at business.
I haven’t been able to catch any episodes, so I like the recap. I’m just wondering why people are acting like MJ is some saint because she had a baby? She has been pretty awful over the years herself.
We’ve already been through this with another idiot. They are watching from WLS now. If you can’t figure it out then please find something else to comment about. I’m not in the mood to explain it to you.
Wasn’t the Vegas trip sad? Like in an appearance at Sally Beauty, no fun with MJ and none of the “real” cast but you deserve it Reza kind of sad way?
I thought GG said she “cut back” on pot at the pottery place?
I thought she said the same thing. I kind of ignored it to see if anyone else thought that.
Quick question for T (with the inside track):
Was the hookup with Saman real or just a storyline? It would really a messy situation for a mother to meet the ONS
Well Saman was brought on the show for his age, my source insists that younguns watch this show. Thus, it provided Destiney a “love interest.” So I am sure she was ready to glom on to that. Given the alcohol, his horndoggery and her desperation, that sounds like a recipe for an actual hookup.
That said, the breakfast with Mama was all production. Saman even said on camera, “time to go meet mama” or whatever. That was all staged. Reza was likely prompted to say what he said. But knowing him he would have done it anyway.
Hey there, I watch tons of TV on my phone! It’s the only thing I have to entertain me when insomnia kicks in which is almost every night ??? As one of their targeted demographic (+25 or so years) I do not find Saman at ALL attractive, especially the bleach blond hair.
The Mike and Nematode thing is just odd, it feels really staged or something. GG has guaranteed that she will be around for as long as the show because who isn’t going to want to see her transition into motherhood, God willing. I thought this was. A toss away episode because there was no MJ, Tommy and Shams! Hopefully they are stocking up on that footage for some baby-heavy future episodes. Now that I think of that maybe the whole Mike/Nematode thing is filler footage? A girl can dream.
To me everything without MJ and Tommy is filler footage. But can we PLEASE stop the nematode thing? Please and thank you.
OMG the Nematode auto correct happened again! ?????
That’s what my sister and I call him
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Ha! I just saw this. Yes once you let your phone decide his name it will keep doing it until you stop.
We should, as a group, bombard Andy with a question for Nema to see if he knows how his name is auto corrected ?
No. We should not. Let’s leave that to the Internet trolls with no lives. They need something to do.
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I really got to wondering if part of Reza’s issue with MJ is that she went ahead and started her family and Adam has been pushing for a baby and this makes Reza’s life harder because his biggest partying buddy has settled down with a child.
I have two brothers and I can’t figure out why Sara is mad at Destiney.