Here we go! It’s time for the RHONJ reunion. I don’t think I hated this season as much as I thought I would, or maybe I am still feeling my exercise endorphins. Either way, I’m in a good mood and ready to knock out this RHONJ Recap Reunion edition. I am already confused did I miss part of this reunion at like 7pm or something? The only backstage stuff we got was on the promo that most of us have already seen. Then, we start with Andy. There are no hellos to each of the women. He just starts throwing out questions with no foreplay at all!
First he asks Jennifer what procedures she has had. I don’t understand why he asks this or why it is any of his fucking business. But Jennifer gives a whole list of things she did before filming this season. He moves on to Delores. She says David’s house was just completed and it is ready to move in but currently still lives with her and Frank. Margaret is still trying to sell her lot. I love that lot. Jackie has no regrets about her second season. Teresa says she felt like the girls needed quality time without her so she didn’t go to Italy for Christmas.
Are Melissa Gorga’s Storylines All Fake?
Then he starts with Melissa’s interview. I can tell already that Jennifer is going to hop into everyone else’s time just to disrupt and get camera time. All the producers and a Bravo suit or two come to these things so she is trying to get her tomato. It’s Jersey, they should hold tomatoes instead of nothing. Then we move on to a shady viewer question that Andy doesn’t want to ask. Why does she always have fake storylines? The question even mentioned the fake pizza business that she denied was fake.
EVERYTHING is fake except for maybe Envy and that is because she had to buy it when the real owner didn’t want to deal with her. I don’t think Joe has much of a job at all and he’s been busted several times for his fake Instagram photos of houses he claims to have flipped but has never been inside of. Also, the long lost sister story. The baby story. They left out a lot of them.
Should Margaret Joseph’s Husband Joe Get A Job?
On to Margaret, who fans say does not need a boob job. In response to questions about why Joe doesn’t get a job she says Joe owns many apartments so he doesn’t need a nine to five. About the lawsuit with Vineyard Vines, she says they settled and she paid them $300K. However, they are still trying to sue her for more. This was all over a whale on one pair of shorts she sold that they said looked like theirs. Delores and Teresa cry during the flashbacks to scenes with Margaret and her mother.
Margaret talks about her father. He left her mother when she was very young. She has no memory of him and doesn’t know for sure if he is dead or alive. Andy asked if her first husband who is twenty years old than she is was about her looking for a father figure. She said no, she wanted a family with kids. He had custody and she was very close with the kids. I don’t think they speak to her since she cheated with Joe the contractor. But she and her ex get along well. Later, Marge said she texts with some of the kids.
Is Delores Catania Engaged To David Principe?
Delores says she has not had sex with Frank since she was pregnant with Frankie. She has no interest in having sex with Frank in the future. Delores says that she is not moving into the home with David. She didn’t get a ring and she is a bit resentful. Jennifer keeps butting in. Margaret finally tells her to shut it. I love Margaret for that.
The other girls seem to want Delores to move on and forget about David. As we all know Delores has moved on and will be living in NYC at least part time while Frankie is doing an internship there. I say good for her! Frankie is not in a serious relationship with anyone because he is busy with work. He and Gia are not together. But she still wants them together and so does Teresa.
Are Jackie Goldschneider And Delores Catania Friends?
A viewer asked Jackie if she gets offended too easily in reference to her hurt feelings over Delores saying she is not her friend. She says acknowledging your emotions is healthy. Then we get a montage of all the things that Delores said about Jackie. I feel like Delores was unnecessarily mean to her.
We have our first laugh and it is about politics. Jackie says she and Delores do have different backgrounds and beliefs. For example, Jackie says she is a bit more Liberal. Delores says, “liberal is okay, I’m getting there.” And they laugh. Me and you both Delores. Me and you both. Jackie defends Delores from social media who thought her comments were anti-Semitic. Jackie says she didn’t sense that at all. Delores was very hurt by the rumors. Delores says she has probably been more with more Jewish men than Jackie. Jackie and Delores are friends now. It seems genuine. Jennifer made a face when Delores says she likes the way Jackie parents. Melissa mutters that Jennifer is so horrible
Please Make Jennifer Aydin STFU!
There was a lot of talk about parenting. Again Jennifer squawked through the entire segment. As Margaret says, PLEASE! We are going to be here all day. Plus no one cares about Jennifer and her nannies. Then came the stuff about Jackie’s dieting which I wish we would stop talking about. I feel like it makes things worse. I fast forwarded.
We finally get to Jennifer’s segment and to quote Rupaul,I feel like “she already done had hers.” Even all the people Jennifer has been so rude to compliment her on her gay storyline. Gabby has new friends that do not bully her. The topic on the show actually embarrassed the bullies. Apparently, Bethenny tweeted about Jennifer’s lack of comedic skills after Jennifer mocked Bethenny on WWHL. Melissa says she has not spoken to Jennifer since the finale filming at the Jersey Shore. She says Jennifer say a lot of dumb shit and throws things at her. There were a lot of viewers who wanted Melissa to attack Jennifer for her multiple physical assaults. Melissa calls Jennifer and asshole. Jennifer calls Melissa an asshole. I just need Jennifer to shut up.
This reunion was chock full of flashback and boring questions. I have no idea why this episode was even necessary. Teresa hasn’t been asked anything. I think the idea might be to let all the ladies talk now because it will soon be all about Teresa and perhaps Danielle.
Next week: We finally get to Teresa and the men join the show.