It’s Super Tuesday and I need a quick break from election results. So, I am ready to do this Pump Rules recap! It feels like kind of a slow news day this week. There is not a whole lot of interesting real time news with the Pump Rules crowd. I am going to need a very exciting episode because I just ate a big dinner after not having eaten much at all the past few days. (Not on purpose, just kept forgetting. I know! I don’t get it either I blame taking up caffeine in massive doses. I’m not usually a coffee drinker and have been sucking it down lately.
AH! It is Stassi’s birthday that she sometimes acknowledges that is also Ariana’s. This year, Stassi is apparently not in the mood. I think she is turning 31 but it might be the big 30 did we miss that fanfare or have I blocked it from my memory? Will there even be an OOTD?
Raquel is getting a lot of screen time this season and I am happy for her. She must have gotten a new agent. She’s the easy going one who will film with anyone and every show needs that. So Raquel, Danica and Dayna are all folding napkins at SUR. Raquel got wasted a couple of night previous when out with Scheana and the girls. That is totally not like her. Scheana go her home and into bed to pass out and James had left a ton of texts on her phone. He called her a whore and a slut for being unavailable for his calls. Production insists that Rachel read all the texts James sent her. It is like they are trying to make her open her eye with regard to James. Later, Arianna talked to Raquel about James. She is worried about her.
Sandoval is so good with Ariana and her depression. It’s not really easy for those around the depressed person to know what to do. Kudos, Sandoval. Sandoval sent Jax an apology. Ariana doesn’t want to go to the wedding without Sandoval. I think she would rather skip the whole thing.
Party At The Naughty Pig
Ariana has yet to arrive at her birthday party, but all of the new kids are there. Charli tells her friends what a crap date Brett is. Brett seems to know she is not into him so he tells the guys she was a bad date. Nope, Brett, you occasionally have glimpses of looking mildly attractive. But then you open your mouth. Later at SUR, he is a total asshole to Charli in front of Scheana after Charli tells Scheana he told her everything about her conversation trying to squash the nonexistent relationship.
Meanwhile, Brittany tells the girls that she thinks Jax is going to regret dis-inviting Sandoval when he is standing at the end of the aisle without him. Jax tells us that Sandoval’s text is probably too little too late. Brittany tells Jax her fears about his regrets. Stassi says that the guys should be able to make up. They have had worse fights. Some of them physical.
Birthday Girls & Bitches
Ariana and Sandoval arrive. Eventually the bride and groom and Sandoval and Ariana sit down to talk. It’s an airing of
grievances feelings. Can we PLEASE get get to fucking Kentucky? Jax forgives Sandoval and reinvites him to be his best man. The he lets us know he has not forgiven Sandoval. It’s just easier to go with the flow. I hate Katie and wish she would just stop antagonizing Kristen.
Clearly, she doesn’t like her. She blows her top when she finds out Carter is going to be at the wedding. James arrives to the party and claims he is not drinking so he will bail early. “To drink” was the unspoken ending to that sentence.
The Kentucky Castle
Apparently the gang is going to spend several days at The Kentucky Castle. I must say, I think that the hotel rooms look great. Carter is coming to the wedding but is not permitted to stay in the castle. We shall see how long that lasts. We also go bad news about Schwartz’s lizard, Dog. He managed to kill it in record time.
At the end of the episode, Raquel is very direct with James. I love that she stood up for himself. James says his assholish tone is because he is from England. Apparently, he has LVP’s British humor. Raquel tells James that if he can’t get sober she is done. She says she will be going to Al-Anon. I think that will be good for her. She deserves better. But they make up. For now anyway.
Next week: Jax get beyond shitfaced the night before his wedding. The new brunette girl said something that upset Dayna. I’m sorry I can’t recap it. I don’t speak Kardashian.