BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Are we ready for the most mega Summer House recap of them all? That’s right kids, it’s the big ‘ol 4th of July party! Last week’s episode was so good, so very needed. Since I’ve given up watching Vanderpump Rules and will only read the Tamara Tattles recap, I’m looking forward to tonight’s episode. Let’s dive in!
We pick back up with Kyle dumbfounded that Amanda doesn’t want to talk about their sex life before a huge party. On camera. Luke and Hannah flirt more. Kyle puts on his blonde mullet wig which signals: PARTY! Armand comes with some friends. Lindsay sums it up when she says that she’s not sure what Hannah sees in him. He seems…not Luke. Lindsay asks Armand his intentions with Hannah. He says it’s casual so he won’t be rushed into a relationship. Ugh Hannah! You deserve better. Amanda contemplates being single. Duh.
You’ve Been Jack Sparrowed !
Poor Jules feels like an outsider at the party. As one does, Luke puts on a pirate costume to celebrate the 4th of July. Kyle and Carl kiss on the deck which didn’t gross me out the way that it should. Am I the only one who can see them together?
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Pirate Luke makes it clear to Armand that he is interested in Hannah. Armand doesn’t seem to care. Ugh Hannah be done with him please. Paige is having a hard time without her boyfriend at the party. Paige and Hannah go upstairs to find a couple having sex on their bed. I don’t care who you are, that’s gross. As the party winds down, Luke admits to Lindsay and Carl that he’s crushing on Hannah. Luke turns it on them and asks if they’re going to get married. Lindsay said maybe, Carl says NO. Lindsay gets upset and storms off.
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The gang, minus Paige and Amanda, get ready to go out. Carl and Lindsay argue because, of course. I think they’re arguing because Lindsay suggested staying in? To no one’s shock it spirals into a full on fight. Carl leaves the room with Lindsay chasing after him. He tried to close the door on her but Lindzilla won’t be silenced! She pushes the door open, much to Carl’s horror.
Psychoville, Population Two
The Uber arrives just in time. Carl hightails it out of there leaving Lindsay behind. She cries to an unsurprised Danielle. When they come home, Kyle attempts to go to bed but cannot as Paige fell asleep in his bed with Amanda. So Kyle passes out in the chair. The next morning, Kyle and Carl talk. Carl can’t understand how Lindsay can get so mad so easily. Production offers a montage of Lindsay’s greatest angry hits.
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Being “best friends,” shouldn’t Carl understand better than anyone how Lindsay reacts? They call her “psycho” and “crazy” but I disagree. Carl knew what he was getting into when he started hooking up with Lindsay. Maybe he thought she would give him a pass on his shitty behavior because of their “best friend” status? That’s not how it works. And tight ass shorts isn’t how it works either CARL. Downstairs, Amanda makes breakfast. Lindsay comes downstairs looking sad. They all eat breakfast in awkward silence. Until Paige announces that she may not come to the Hamptons
I think Carl and Lindsay hooked up for the show. Lindsay needs someone to get mad about and Carl need someone in the house to hook up with.
I thought the same thing.. they needed to keep their place on the show..
Well, they haven’t actually had sex yet….Supposedly.
But every other season Lindsay is horny and has to have it.
Why would they have not had sex?
Lindsay is insane.
She wants to stay in, he wants to go out…..She immediately says he is selfish because he didn’t want to stay with her. Uh, doesn’t that make you selfish too Lindsay?
She seems to think that if someone is trying to date you they need to bow down and do everything you say?
It’s so fake and that’s all they can come up with to fight about.
Uh YES, I could absolutely see Carl & Kyle together! My husband thinks Carl is gay.
He’s definitely bisexual. (Nothing wrong with it!)
If I were Hannah, I would not have wanted Lindsay to go up and pressure Armand. But I don’think he’s that into her.
didn’t the camera catch them doing the deed? Sure looked like it – what with Lindsay being an “on top girl”
Seemed like it to me, but then Carl tells Kyle she hasn’t touched his dick…
Yeah she was definitely on top of him and it looked like they were going to have sex. I don’t know but they’re exhausting. Lol
I do not think Carl is bisexual at all. lol He’s just joking around, and I don’t think he would be worried or would care if anyone should think he is gay or bisexual.
No I don’t either. I just never thought of them as a couple until they made out. Now I’m kinda shipping it. They could
actually be really good for each other.
My husband also thinks they both seem gay or bi and I agree. We’re both new to the show so we don’t know all the history, we’re just going off what we observe. Also, gay straight bi whatever, we don’t get why any girl wants to be with either of them. They don’t seem like totally awful people but, definitely not worth getting all worked up over. That’s what we see anyway.
I think they could be pretty perfect together honestly. Maybe there’s a reason it’s not working out with anyone else????
I didn’t think Armand said anything “wrong,” in regards to his and Hannah’s relationship being casual. If I remember correctly, in the previous episodes Hannah had spoken about their relationship being pretty casual, and she seemed okay with it. Up until the latter part of this episode, Hannah seemed content with the relationship, so I was a little confused to start to see her talk about wanting Armand to think of her as his “girlfriend.” And the previews for next week’s episode show her getting mad upon hearing Armand mentioned the word “casual.” And Armand may not look like Luke, but I can see why Hannah was attracted to him.
There’s something about Luke that I don’t like — not sure what it is, but I don’t think he’s the person he’s trying to be. I go back and forth with liking and not liking him. Although we only saw Armand for a few minutes, he seems smart, and probably has the same sort of sarcastic/snarky humor as Hannah. I can see why Hannah was attracted to him. He doesn’t look like Luke, but Hannah seems to go with substance over looks (not that Armand is hideous).
I don’t know if I’m missing part of the recap, but it wasn’t mentioned that Hannah said “yes” to a date with Luke, when she was helping create media content for his jewelry line at his studio. Also, Carl and LIndsay “made up” in the episode. JMO, but I’m on Carl’s “side” with Lindsay acting way too possessive when they’ve only just started things.
I agree about Luke, and I can’t pinpoint what it is. I even waffle about his looks. Sometimes he’s very cute…Other times not.
But that happens on Bravo shows for some reason….I don’t know how!
I was not a fan of his costume at the party!
I also agree about Armand. At first I was like meh, but he did seem nice and laid back, and I ended up liking him. Maybe Lindsay tells her to be mad at the word casual! Ha!
Oh, and I also agree that I don’t think Carl would care if he was gay or people thought he was. For the most part, he seems okay….Like a nice person.
Don’t know if you’ve seen previous seasons, but he did have some kind of an encounter with a guy before.
I don’t see what everyone else is seeing with Luke either.
Omg thank you bc I dont see it either and I’m really really trying to see it. It’s a meh for me dog.
Hey ~zzz~ : I, too, have felt with some of the other “Bravolebrities” that they seemed cute at certain times, and other times not.I’m always thinking, “Didn’t they used to be cute?” haha I remember thinking that about Mike from “Shahs.” Certain times I thought he looked really cute, other times not at all.
Yes, I’ve seen the other seasons, and I do remember Carl’s past experience. Can’t remember all the details, but wasn’t it that he was either manipulated by someone or he had a curious experimentation? I know a lot of girls from college “experimented,” but didn’t identify as bi or gay. Anyway, just my thoughts. I do think he and Kyle just like to joke around and have fun with it. Oh, and I didn’t think you meant Carl would care what people thought — sorry if I miscommunicated that. 🙂
a couple years ago Carl was angry and embarrassed when Stephen (whiny, funny and gay from the south) mentioned that Carl had his dick sucked by a guy.
Thank you!! I’m not crazy!
Yes Em, the recap got cut off. I’m sorry! I like Luke. I think he’s nice (so far), hot and seems to genuinely like Hannah. Lindsay is Lindsay and Carl, being her “best friend”, knows her. Whatever happens he can’t play dumb about it after the fact.
Kyle and Amanda don’t seem like a match to me. Kyle is at the point where he has paid a lot of (work) dues and wants a partner. Sure, he does his fair share of getting black-out drunk still…..but it seems like he is a work hard play hard person. Amanda doesn’t seem to like working hard or playing hard. And no offense because she is in her 20’s and doesn’t need to. Just saying to me they seem way too far apart to make this work now.
Yeah they just aren’t a good match at all. I hope they end it soon because neither are getting any younger. Too much time is Bering wasted. And is it just my browser or did the recap cut off at “Paige”? I’m missing the rest of my recap 😂
Yes, it is cut off!
Haha ok thank you! I was kinda hoping it was just me lol
Seriously what is up with the maturity level on this show?! We have discussions about being fingered (shudder) and we have a girl waiting around for a guy to ask her to basically go steady? I’m thoroughly entertained, don’t get me wrong, but I honestly don’t think I’ve heard conversations like this since middle school.
Oh the maturity level is Paige. She’s it lol. But that’s part of the entertainment, no? I love Paige but it would get awfully boring if they were all like her 😂
I feel like this is another show that is aging out. I was that girl who partied hard till her late thirties and I’m sure it didn’t look good on me either. The people don’t seem to be maturing – except for Paige! And she’s the youngster!
Yeah I think Paige needs to stop hanging out with these people. She is at the cross roads of keep partying for too long or settle down and all the people she is around are making her question the legitimate desire to settle down.
Yes. Paige isn’t really cut out for this show. She’s maybe too mature or just simply not interested partying so hard. She’s been in a relationship for a few months already was gifted serious bling and seems to really like this new guy, why would she want to be wanted poolside? I’d want to at her age but I can see her hesitation.
Sorry guys, I like Luke. The fact that he makes cool looking jewelry was the ringer for me! Hot Viking guys are right up my alley. They’re young and hot, why wouldn’t they want to make out?
I don’t think Amanda trusts Kyle, for good reasons. They should not have moved in together, engaged fine I guess but Kyle had a lot of work to do to reestablish trust, she was shut down and now he’s acting like her father. Not a turn on, not a restart or opportunity for growth after such a public humiliation. I don’t see them getting married. I like both of them but not for each other.
Why were Kyle and Carl hand boxing and wiping down “loverboy” cans? Ugh. Really “Loverboy”” hard tea? What the heck!
Caught up, thank you PCK!
No thank YOU!!! I think Luke is swoony. I love Paige and feel like we need her to ground the show. We need a mature person in the group!
I was totally fawning over Paige but this season, she’s been showing some real mean girl tendencies and it’s making me 😭😭😭
This is my new favorite Bravo show. It’s a refreshing good time. Especially after the shit show of Below Deck and the crap happening on VPR. Thanks for the recap. Lindsay and Carl is just stupid and I wouod never date Lindsay after seeing how she was with Everett.
Isn’t it awesome??? Carl deserves everything he gets. Zero sympathy for him.
What exactly is Loverboy? It is a beer or a malt liquor? Is it like that White Claw the young people drink now? I dont even know what a White Claw is!
I believe it’s a spiked tea? Like twisted tea I think. Omg I may get chased out of TamaraTattleville but I think White Claw is disgusting. Zero flavor and just gross. You’re not missing anything!
In my mind, I equate all those beverages with Smirnoff Ice. I don’t think I spelled it right, but I’m sure it is in the same flavor profile.
Or Zima
My theory about Carl & Lindsey is that he’s using her for a place to stay. During their “date” episode, he said he’s at her building 4 or 5 times per week & knows the doorman. Then he takes her to the rooftop of HER OWN building for their date?! He’s working for Kyle, because he was unemployed AGAIN, and for the 3rd year now, he seems to have all his mail delivered to the summer house! The others get floats delivered but he’s always the first one running to get the mail! He’s a user & a loser. Lindsey should’ve known better. Carl has played this same commitment game with every girl he’s been involved with on the show. S1-S2 Lauren Wirkus & Danielle. S3 Danielle & Paige. Why does she think he’ll change for her now? #Delusional
Does Carl have a job with Kyle? I didn’t know he’s lost yet another job! Hmmm….
Yes. Kyle said he hired him for Loverboy sales! I’m not sure how well that’s working out, since I’ve never heard of it outside of the show. I’m not even sure what it IS exactly? I think it’s alcoholic iced tea but who knows?
Now see, I feel differently and this is the only reason why: it was reported somewhere (I’ll try to find it) that Carl and Lindsay were making out without cameras around way before the season started. Maybe they are method actors but I kind of believe it.
I love it! Method acting! Kind of hope so for both of them. 😀
I can see it too. I don’t follow them on SM but I would guess there might be a digital trail?
I think the fighting is for the cameras for the most part. The last episode though was classic Lindsey wanting “her man” to stay with her. Ugly demanding and flailing about for attention is Lindsey’s first play, last ditch effort and it NEVER works for her…lol. I’m surprised she hasn’t seen this in herself personally but then to see how it backfires on TV?
Carl barely flinched. My guess is he knows her pretty well.
I can believe it! It doesn’t require cameras for Carl to be couch-surfing around Manhattan, & getting involved with Lindsey ensures him a place to stay. I seem to recall him staying on Kyle’s couch during a past season, or maybe it was at Everett’s apartment? In any case, Carl just seems like a disingenuous person to me overall. He’s not capable of holding down a job OR keeping a girlfriend for more than a couple weeks. He exaggerates about his parents’ divorce affecting him whenever confronted about his lousy treatment of women. Lindsey is not my favorite either, but at least she works hard & deserves to be in the summer house. I think Carl should be replaced by someone who’s more truthful & transparent about their life. I just can’t stand him – can’t you tell?😂
He seems very iffy. What does he actually do and where does he actually live? On his own? Paying rent?
Didn’t he have the couch the first season?