I’ve had a lot of things come through my inbox lately that I thought about making a Blind Item. But today’s mailbox has something so juicy that I am putting this up before I get to editing and posting Summer House and Survivor. Apologies for the delay to my writers and their readers but this is breaking news.
I have an imaginary gay husband. We’ve never met. We exchange emails fairly regularly. Sometimes I get flowers on my birthday, or a Christmas present. He doesn’t have to witness my crazy, and I don’t have to try to look nice. Clearly, I have intimacy issues so this works great for me. 🙂
What I don’t want to do is live with him. Or be in a fake marriage as his beard. It’s one thing to have an imaginary gay husband that you email “husband questions” to, like”Is the toilet supposed to be making that noise?” “Am I supposed to change the filter in my HVAC unit?” “Should I get an IRA?” “Is it time for me to go back to the shrink?” Answer key: No, wtf? yes!, absolutely, and Yep!,You should have gone three weeks ago.) He’s a really good GBF. It’s quite another thing to walk down the aisle with your GBF who is not out. That is the situation of this blind item.
Match Made In Heaven?
Yet this sometimes reality show participant is engaged to a guy who is not straight. I don’t just have an imaginary gay husband, I also have quite a few gay male friends around the country. We gossip chat about all sorts of things. You’d be amazed how many famous people go to the gym and flirt with other guys. Some you may know…
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But this person is marrying a gay guy who is in the closet. He’s rich and from a well to do political family. She is rich and from a well to do political family. Neither family is particularly gay friendly. Let’s just say if his daddy was a pastor, Tom Sandoval would not let him marry Jax and Brittany. But her mother is probably thrilled with the match. Both families have been through political scandals. It’s a match made in heaven? I believe you may have caught a glimpse or two of him on the show in the past.
One the bright side, the wedding, if it actually happens will be beautiful. They have already had a trial run of sorts. And, I am hearing from my friends that he’s really hot. And let’s just say they have seen the entire package… It’s currently on full display on Grindr…
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EDIT: I am getting emails asking if the person they think this blind item is about will be on the show. YES OF COURSE. Also, the future groom will be on the show here and there. Apparently, there is some misinformation circulating about this show.Â
Eliza Limehouse and her new fiancée. I don’t know his name, though.
Mark “Struthers” McBride
He is hot.
I don’t watch Southern Charm, but I’m guessing beerandy & MelG are right.
The photos of Eliza & Struthers on her IG from her Peoole magazine shoot are GORGEOUS. He is much hotter with the longer hair IMO.
Why on earth….I just don’t get it. Why would she do this? Are you saying she doesn’t know?
I think if they both know, and both want to move forward with marriage, fine. All kinds or marriages have all kinds of circumstances outside the allegedly usual heterosexual monogamy.
Yep
Is there any chance we could start speculating that men who are in relationships with women but also enjoy sex with men are bisexual instead of jumping right to gay? No slight or criticism intended, we live in a world that’s extremely resistant to the idea of bisexual men, but they exist, and the reason most don’t come out is because of the assumption that they’re all secretly gay.
Oh, and it’s Eliza and her studhorse bisexual fiance.
I believe it says on his Grindr that he is not bi. But thanks for playing.
So his Grindr profile specifies that he’s gay? Very strange…
I haven’t actually seen the account but someone who has made it clear that either from the profile or from discussing he is identifying as gay.
People don’t necessarily tell the absolute truth on Grindr…
IJS
Is that the guy who voided urine in the horse stall during his very first scene in Southern Charm ? Yikes !
Wasn’t that Reagan’s husband on SCNOLA? Maybe I am getting my details confused.
If both parties in the relationship know and are ok with it and are marrying for their families sake and they actually enjoy each other company and have similar interests I say enjoy and happy life!
Yep if it works for them then its their business
I absolutely would have married my dear friend who came out to me. And been happy.
Marriage is a legal bond. And there are all flavors of it.
amen and ditto…leave them alone
just Googled him and he is very attractive, she is dumber than a box of rocks
She is a lovely, smart, kind young lady. Can that be said about you? Shame on you for your rude, hateful statement concerning her…