I’ve had a lot of things come through my inbox lately that I thought about making a Blind Item. But today’s mailbox has something so juicy that I am putting this up before I get to editing and posting Summer House and Survivor. Apologies for the delay to my writers and their readers but this is breaking news.
I have an imaginary gay husband. We’ve never met. We exchange emails fairly regularly. Sometimes I get flowers on my birthday, or a Christmas present. He doesn’t have to witness my crazy, and I don’t have to try to look nice. Clearly, I have intimacy issues so this works great for me. 🙂
What I don’t want to do is live with him. Or be in a fake marriage as his beard. It’s one thing to have an imaginary gay husband that you email “husband questions” to, like”Is the toilet supposed to be making that noise?” “Am I supposed to change the filter in my HVAC unit?” “Should I get an IRA?” “Is it time for me to go back to the shrink?” Answer key: No, wtf? yes!, absolutely, and Yep!,You should have gone three weeks ago.) He’s a really good GBF. It’s quite another thing to walk down the aisle with your GBF who is not out. That is the situation of this blind item.
Match Made In Heaven?
Yet this sometimes reality show participant is engaged to a guy who is not straight. I don’t just have an imaginary gay husband, I also have quite a few gay male friends around the country. We
gossip chat about all sorts of things. You’d be amazed how many famous people go to the gym and flirt with other guys. Some you may know…
But this person is marrying a gay guy who is in the closet. He’s rich and from a well to do political family. She is rich and from a well to do political family. Neither family is particularly gay friendly. Let’s just say if his daddy was a pastor, Tom Sandoval would not let him marry Jax and Brittany. But her mother is probably thrilled with the match. Both families have been through political scandals. It’s a match made in heaven? I believe you may have caught a glimpse or two of him on the show in the past.
One the bright side, the wedding, if it actually happens will be beautiful. They have already had a trial run of sorts. And, I am hearing from my friends that he’s really hot. And let’s just say they have seen the entire package… It’s currently on full display on Grindr…
EDIT: I am getting emails asking if the person they think this blind item is about will be on the show. YES OF COURSE. Also, the future groom will be on the show here and there. Apparently, there is some misinformation circulating about this show.