I’m going to bang out another Love After Lockup recap, just because I am about to zip through the latest episode. This isn’t the best show in the world, but I have been following these people this far and I guess I want to see it through. I never delete the episodes, sometimes I just don’t recap them because I think most people are smarter than me and have moved on to better shows.
Cheryl & Josh
These two were supposed to look at a rental house and Josh shows up half an hour late. He says he was working. I want to know how they can afford to rent a house this nice. Is production paying for it? They get in a fight and Josh tells her to just go back to wherever she came from. Cheryl cusses him out and then speeds away in the car. Josh called his mommy to come pick her up. He tells her it is finally over. Mommy thinks her criminal son is quite the catch. She does have a point that she was shopping for a serial killer to marry.
Michael & Sarah, Michael & Megan, Michael & Maria
Did we know that Megan has a decent voice? I don’t recall hearing her sing before.
Sarah seems to be caving in on Michael again, just one day after they fought. She wants to go to counseling with him. Maria, the newest moron Michael is screwing, is not happy with the therapy situation.
Michael does show up for therapy, but he is half an hour late. WTF is up with his hair? Is that pony tail? This guy needs braids. Sarah’s mom died when she was 12 and she has a fear of dying and the kids going to Michael. Like she says, they don’t know Michael. Sarah has Avianna into therapy because she told a teacher that her daddy makes him sad. Megan announces that she has temporary full custody. Michael storms out of therapy.
Clint & Tracie
In case you are just joining us, Clint bailed Tracie out on a $5,000 bond. I believe they said he had to pay the entire amount. Tracie came home and didn’t want to be filmed for a couple of weeks. Probably because she was using again already. Which brings us to the present. Shockingly, Tracie has been gone for over 24 hours and is not answering Clint’s calls. She has taken the car and the dog. Whatever could she be doing?
They have been fighting about her not wanting to go to rehab. She calls and says she isn’t going to rehab. She is mad at Clint and hangs up on him. In the previews for next week, poor, dumb Clint gets even worse news. I’m going to guess she is whoring herself out for drugs. What do you think?
Lacey & Shane, Lacey & John
Lacey is pissed that Shane cheated on her. So she runs back to John to tell him she loves him and wants to be with him. So once again she is cheating on Shane. Then Lacey tells her that she got Shane’s name tattooed above her lady garden. John is not happy. I don’t see why either one of these guys allows this girl to play them both.
Marcelino & Brittany
Brittany comes home with a puppy. Marcelino is not amused. He has been losing a lot of money in poker. He has not told Brittany. Apparently, Marcelino lost more money playing poker. He goes to some female’s house. She looks familiar. She lets him in offers him a drink and asks him if his wife knows she is there.
Andrea & Lamar
Andrea calls her friend Stephanie and asks her if she can come get the kids. She says her live is “all F-ed up” and she doesn’t want to fight in front of them. I went back to read last week’s recap and I still have no idea what is going on. Lamar is still just fine cooking in the kitchen. Ah! Andrea found something in Lamar’s coat pocket that she says changes everything.
With the kids sent away for the day, Andrea confronts Lamar. Andrea tells Lamar she wishes she has never met him. She has some sort of evidence that he is cheating. Andrea asks Lamar what he has been doing in California. She says this is his chance to be honest. After their fight the night before, she wanted the debit card to book him a ticket back to California. But, she discovered … wait, condoms? She proceeds to start with the screaming and ass whooping.
Angela and Tony did not appear on this week’s episode. Probably because nothing has changed.