I have been trying to get to this 60 Days In recap all day! I am dying to see how the knife fight in the men’s pod comes out. Also, I feel like Shanese will finally tap out, becoming the first female to do so. Shanese also committed a crime herself while behind bars when she peed for the jail’s drug dealer so she could get released. So I’m hoping they at least put the fear of God in her about that.
Y’all I just went back to look at last week’s recap to figure out the names of the fools in the fight (I only remembered Versace and I wasn’t sure which one he was. I then realized that y’all don’t seem very interested in these recaps. Maybe I can just watch them without recapping them. It’s a shame because this is one of the most jaw dropping seasons they have ever had. This jail is bad, y’all. Okay, Versace is the guy in the white t-shirt and the guy he stabbed a bunch of times is Willie. Willie is mad that none of the guys did anything to stop Versace from stabbing him. Dude, you the one coming at people cross-eyed with a broom! To quote a very wise woman, “Don’t start none, won’t be none!
The Only Thing Missing Was The Donuts
The officers don’t seem to give a shit either, Willie. No one has sent Willie to get looked at. No oe has gone after Versace. Nothing has been done to remove the shank from the pod. No one has done a damn thing. Finally, one dude meanders up the stairs toward Versace’s cell. Another finally takes Versace who is bleeding from his ear and his torso to the medic. As a corrections officer himself, Tony is pissed and explains the many ways the CO could have prevented the stabbing. I’d say pretty much anything other than what he did, which was stand there and watch it, might have been good.
Oh wait the CO meandering up the stairs just went up there to open Versace’s cell door so he and his cellmates could go inside. Once there, they can flush the shank. This is just ridiculous! Later, they come get Versace and he takes his bed and baggage out with him. He is not handcuffed. It looks like a regular move to another pod. Dennis seems like he is surprised that someone could get stabbed on the TV show he is starring in. Later the guards come do a very perfunctory cell search for shanks. Tony already flushed his.
Dennis Seems To Think He’s Running The Pod
Tony has ordered half the commissary so he can start buying drugs and shanks in jail. Now, Tony seemed pretty smart when he started off, but now he’s just getting sloppy. Dennis has a new cell mate, Zook. While he was getting his food tray, his new cellie was shitting out a bunch of drugs he had conveniently placed in his asshole. At what point in his day did Zook, say to himself, this is the time to fill my anus with drugs before I get arrested? Why is there no squat and cough at this shit hole?
Also, now Dennis is in a cell with a drug dealer with a shitload of meth. Heh. Shitload. Is that where the phrase orginated? And half the pod is banging on his cell door. Dennis essentially throws the guy out of his room. Production reminds him he is in there to find out about the drug rings. Yet, he just threw a dealer out of his cell. Dennis said he did that because he didn’t want anyone finding his shank. Oh, Lordt. Dennis is back deep in his delusions. He says he is he man in jail.
Shanese keeps complaining and the list gets longer and longer. She is pissed that Jennifer doesn’t feel badly for her. That’s because you signed up for this, Shanese. Shanese tells us that her level of “pisstivity” is so high she is no longer speaking to Jennifer. I feel like Jennifer must be thrilled by this change in circumstance. Shanese tells producers that she is afraid if she speaks to Jennifer she might say something that reveals she is on 60 Days In. YAY! They will probably pull her now.
But they haven’t yet. And now she is threatening to blow all three of the girls’ covers if they don’t pull her out. Ashley tells her to give the distress signal again. When she goes in to talk to production, she says Jen is the reason she wants to leave.
Somebody posted that on Twitter right after this show ended and I knew exactly what it meant. I think everyone is ready to see her go. And Jennifer’s cup of Christian love and kindness is empty when it comes to Shanese. Shanese took all of her food and supplies left nothing to her cellie who stood at the door saying “Bye, love you!” Who does that. Who would take their jail food unless maybe they were homeless? And then there were four.
I love that Ashley is trying to help the mentally ill girl the system has chosen to throw into solitary confinement rather than help. They won’t even let her shower. This facility isn’t set up for inmates who need mental health care and medIication. They finally let her have a shower, but that involves parading her naked through the entire pod. Then when they go up to check on her, they let her crawl out and she tries to swan dive off the balcony. Do you really think the second floor is the place to isolate people who are not in their right mind?
While the cop did nothing, Ashley pulled the girl back from the edge. Then somehow everyone knows Ashley is a cop? At the smallest provocation she says something like “I took an oath to protect the citizens of this country.” Of for fucksake, Ashley. Just shut up. I don’t get why grabbing someone by the feet to keep them from going head first over a balcony means someone is a cop. But now everyone is calling he “60 Days” and “Officer McNair.”
Wait: WHAT? Next week Ashley gets charged with a crime? That’s a first! It looks like it might have something to do with her cover being blown as a way to keep her in. Dennis looks like he is going do more stupid things next week.